Minecraft, But Our Damage Is Shared...

hey stop it what is wrong with you okay you want fine just kill me just kill me yo die stop it stop it okay stop stop stop stop i have one heart what is up guys welcome to minecraft but our damage is shared this video was extremely uh stressful to say the least i'm gonna kill the thingies no no no no no no i have one heart what was that bad but a ton of fun and made for really really good content so sit back relax grab a snack and get ready for the chaos to ensue also according to youtube statistics you should subscribe look i'm on youtube statistics it says you should subscribe so hit that red button with notifications like the video and let's do this okay all right let's do this i'm really scared to record this video oh apparently not because you just tried to kill me no i was hitting myself okay yeah i was hitting myself that's what went down very funny skippy i have one heart so bad this is minecraft but our damage is shared yeah i can see that you ready to win yeah we're gonna try to we're gonna win to be honest i'm not that optimistic what why because no offense but what you know what i'm not even gonna say what no don't worry about it okay you're gonna say that i'm really good and we're gonna win and let's do this not what i was gonna say all right i'm healing back up to 10 now okay you do that i need a furnace so that i can cook food yeah i put something in there yeah dibs what you can't call dibs on food that i put on the furnace here go get me hey go get some stone tools no you go get some stuff i will skippy if we're going to win which we are going to take this very seriously [Music] all right kill one of the fish just do it just do it we need food don't we kill the fish kill the fish i'm killing you don't test me bad kill the fish they look so cute why do you have an attachment to fish i don't know they're so cuddly no they're not yes they are look how cute they are you still keeping up yeah actually i'm gonna kill these pigs okay good idea we need the food the muffins what stop what do you oh my bad i was taking damage i forgot it infected you sorry sorry oh my goodness you forgot less than a minute literally you guys didn't even remember because you're so far away from me how was i supposed to remember okay you know what oh my god i'm sorry how low are you how low were you killed this is a bad idea oh i wonder who took my furnace oh oh i wonder who's not with me oh you know what what oh oh sorry sorry sorry sorry i see you i see you okay creeper creeper creeper is there anything down here are you good okay place the furnace i think you need to eat some of this no i have other foods place the furnace okay i'm just saying i think you should eat some of this yeah we should eat some of it because if i don't i'm gonna die which means you'll die here let me um let's start cooking some iron here i'm going to get some tools you idiot guppy i only took half a heart i almost took half off you took a heart you had i only had a heart your stuff is on the ground come back no i'm just gonna drown yo what no stop talk to your ass it doesn't matter i have a lot of health i have a lot of sugar is full bad do you want your stuff or not yes then come back i'd also like my teammate to not you know what no no yeah i'm doing it no bad stop bad don't you dare stop oh you don't like that i can't believe it [Applause] okay i get your point i'm sorry i'm sorry yeah i get your point i'm sorry oh oh my gosh do not do that do not do that don't do what you were doing i wasn't doing it all right well then stop trying to mess around me get serious messing around you're the one who's been messing around you are the one who's messing around don't get killed hey bat let me just take some damage from the bats and let me hit batboy halo wow okay number one bats can't hurt you number two if that's how you feel i'll just go run into a cactus right stop stop stop bad no remember at the beginning we said we need to take this seriously remember we said that all right let's go back down and let's have a toss stop it listen i'm gonna hit you back because you hit me boom now we're all even now look no no now we're even well you have the last stand on the furnace hey stay on the furnace hey not bad we're gonna be here all day i get the last ticket cause you hit me first come here fine you know what i'll be the big man you get the last hit no no no no you hit me twice in a row you already have the okay now we're even now stop no no no no no no now i get the last time and now we're even no stop oh my god i am sorry okay okay what was that no wait no now i get a hit with a sword no no no why do you mean you get a hit with this heart yeah just i can't [Music] we're gonna be here forever okay you won't forget i'm bringing back over there you just took all the stuff stop hugging it i stopped give me some of it no funny here you can have this hey hey hey that's not funny that's not funny you think that's funny that's not funny bad eh i'm gonna get some coal if i die i'm sorry full iron that's not a thing you say if i die i'm sorry oh you mean like you're about to die i'm down the hat i got it and it didn't drop anything sick i have three hearts give me food no food for you and you throw me food i'm being nice yeah yeah yeah even though you don't deserve any of my kind how do i not deserve your kindness you're the one trying to kill me come on i'm on a hunt my mom what is what's so funny nothing what i'm on a hunt okay oh be on a hunt well i get flyers we're getting full iron for each other though right like we're sharing i'm getting flying for me i don't know what you're that okay at least throw me down some wood throw some wood down here nope what ah stop i don't have any regen man i don't have any reason enough to argue well i have doors stop stop it two and a half stop hurry up you need something i don't have food my god wow and you left a giant hole that's i asked you to throw wood down here skippy what if i fell down your hole okay then you're really bad just that one down some wood no oh my gosh fine i'll come all the way back up to mine a tree just keep saying no and then doing the thing why are you being so ungrateful ah thank you for the wood bad boy coming back up a tasty i got 16 iron from my expedition are you blocking me off i got 16 iron what did you get i got nothing nice no surprises there okay wow you know what forget it i'm not talking to you no no no we can end we need to talk to each other adventure it is an adventure it is a fun guitar no it's a [ __ ] with that damage what you just hit me you said we were gonna talk with damage well i didn't mean like let's that is what you said right that is our way of communicating not what i know i was just saying hello okay well that's not a very good way to say hello how do you say hello ow you know what i'm gonna get your favorite food oh really yep don't do it skippy do it i know what that thing you just said is what that's your i'm going to kill a bunch of salmon that has nothing to do no you cannot do that you are hungry aren't you i am okay cool get us some food good morning hey hey hey hey stop stop stop why i'm low i'm pretty low how low is pretty low uh there's a witch right here god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god well that's the end i guess no it's not no time to get me killed meet me back at the base i'm at the base meet me back there oh my goodness you know what maybe you do need the armor because you're so bad at this do you need the armor because we're gonna split the armor right i don't think we should split it i think splitting it would be beneficial oh my god i'm looking back down here i have one and a half hearts get stopped i don't have time for this you need it more than i do i don't need anything more than you do yes you do no i'm gonna put it on because i'm good hey you hungry yes all right here's some food in the furnace what there's some food in the furnace no i'm not oh my bad here you go here you go bad my bad here's some other food here's some other food food thank you okay this is rotten flesh you're actually picking the one foot i'm gonna eat the wrong man what is wrong with you y'all i'm taking this oh i'm going my own way you just take we're seriously splitting up yeah we're seeing we're actually split fine if we're splitting up i'm gonna go another call come back when you're ready to talk switched bad boy halo doesn't want to be in the same call as me doesn't want to be near me wants to split up huh you want to split up i'll show you splitting up yeah run outta hey get out get out hey what hey i'm sorry okay oh so we don't have to split up it was lonely in the other call oh i was pretty lonely too all right let's just let's go about this properly bad all we need now is some buckets that's literally all we need wait why yeah we need buckets to go to the uh the nether okay one no that's not all we need what we what do you mean require oh look a witch we need a witch boom dead oh i got redstone look at that skippy i did something productive am i am i missing something here no i'm telling you what we need what do we need tell me the list all right where are you um chillin skippy stop where are you i'm at the cave you're still at the cave where are you i went and killed a witch i killed a chicken all right forget it yo i'm behind you all right follow me okay we're gonna do this the best we can you wanna know how we're gonna do it how bad how are we gonna do it running this way i thought you're gonna say you're running into a cactus stop yeah that's why don't do that that's what i thought okay so what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for a temple okay sounds like an adventure it is an adventure maybe if we sing the temple song the temple will come to us that's a great idea all right you start i'll add on to it what you saying it wrong no it's because you didn't see it right why can't we ever get anything to go our way sorry oh my god oh my god are you good are you good no i'm not good oh my god are you healing are you fine yes i'm healing let me go stop dying okay no let's go back to our spawn hold on i'm gonna do something oh i'm about to die are you not thank you for that no you're not you're good oh i'm not good are you good now what i'm gonna say you're bad you're bad your name is literally bad okay well your name is literally skeppy yeah oh my god something shooting me or is it you look at that you're about to die from where what was that you're follow me follow me hold on i'm almost on this iron no we're gonna go on a trip trust me it'll be beneficial hurry up i'm almost done can you be a little bit patient dad i found two squeegee three mr squeegees they're dancing together are all fish mr squeegees well some of them i'm sure are misses squeegees that is true all right let's do this i'm ready bad yeah are you ready for me sorry for making you wait so long that's fine all right let's click this ironer now furnace oh this is plenty of iron for me okay for you here yeah i thought that was why we were finishing out the iron they're for some buckets man no i need full on the program it was for fine have for you half buckets no half for me half for me oh my gosh fine if i don't have iron i'll die you kept saying you were fine and if i die you'll die well it doesn't exactly work like that i need food i'm really lucky oh i'm killing some salmon right now okay can you stop killing the mr squeegees please yep i'm hungry you want to get buckets so we can carry the misters yes finally you're under standing killing them i left two fish just for us oh my goodness i've had it here make the buckets bad so we can be bucket friends oh we can be bucket friends bucket friends [ __ ] it friends oh if skeppy had sing the temple song better we would have found one oh my god a temple really no that was not nice boom oh look at that i have a shield and you don't okay no need to brag have you made any buckets no all right cool i just made two okay perfect let me kill some of these pork chops these fernando's and then we'll be good to go hello mr sheep are you talking to the sheep yes i'm telling them sorry for killing you and eating you you have to apologize when you kill science gabby unless it's skeppy then you don't have to apologize whatever you know what what yeah i don't whatever me i'm on my way back with delicious food that i found on my own i don't need any of your mr squeegee murder okay yeah okay indeed this is gonna be tasty all right you ready mm-hmm all right let's go um can you break that crafting table um no you break it what are you doing stop it did you pick up my fish yes i did we cooked the food put down another one there you go good work okay you're being really bossy how am i being bothered i'm just saying you're like steppy do this step you do that no i'm not gonna help you're not being productive i am i was sitting here getting us food how is that productive just sitting here wow okay i was in the water yeah with my bare hands getting a salmon being lazy lazy i was getting us food nope skippy you know but you're really pushing my buttons today you're pushing my buttons look up skippy in the dictionary you know what you see a picture of what damage seth what do you see bad you see a lazy muffin head that's not what you see did a creeper just almost kill you no i literally just heard her i'm fine are you fine because i'm fine i don't think stop it oh oh stop oh bad i'm just saying you might want to eat up oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god stop good bad are you good yeah okay okay okay that was scary are you on full health again okay you are being a bad potato ah sorry sorry what are you doing fighting against the world heal up heal up heal up i'm coming down i'm coming down what's what's trying to kill you like a million like everything at once kill them oh thank you oh my goodness uh why am i trying to help you because you're a good friend yes i do we're a good team do you get all the food yes i got all the food all right let's go down deeper and see what we know let's go down deeper and see what we can find a creeper there we're gonna die and we're not oh my god oh glad i made this uh shield hmm we'd be dead would have been nice if you also made one for your best friend but no no that's okay that's okay no i don't need it never it doesn't matter i would have made you one but you didn't ask all you did was be mean here come on jeffy i swear if you die i'm not gonna die you're trying to die i can feel it there i'm mining this iron so we can get buckets wait did you take that iron and make it into butter yes i have buckets yeah b what am i gonna use to make my helmet here follow me i have more iron no i'm no i'm mining this iron i don't need your eye oh my gosh just take the help yeah no i don't want your help fine in that case can we just go look for a lava source fine yes i agree we can do that finally so you would agree we needed buckets i agree that you need a muffin i need a muffin you're bad at breakfast i need a muffin because i'm bad at breakfast bad boy halo 20 20. okay stop don't say that people will quote that you sound crazy you sound like a crazy person right now oh my god are you good i'm gonna die please do not die never mind i'm good okay where are you i'm still in the cave stop taking damage stop easier said than done isn't it bad what stop taking damage debbie i'm sorry for what's about to go no no no no no don't just say that when you know we're gonna be fine stop stop taking damage it's not that easy yes it is stop please tell me you're eating i am eating how low are you i'm good i'm good unless a creeper like sneaks up on me i should be fine okay please don't let that happen why is that funny to you what you're acting really sketchy right now oh you don't notice anything oh i'm super low i literally wasn't even looking i was running into a cactus why would you do that i wasn't hey sometimes you just got a cactus no one has ever said that in the history of the world no you were probably the first person to ever say that ever yeah sometimes you just gotta dad follow me maybe the cactus will poke you follow me things what are the cactus dark needle things called um cacti needles thorns like the needles the thorns there's a billion skeletons over here help me kill them i think they're called like porcupine things oh my gosh oh cactus have quills i don't know help i'm coming stop trying to die yeah you walk over here there's like fifty i warned you get away from here this here run into the water the water hey okay let me get get my boat get my okay you have a boat oh nice let's go get in i'm in let's go let's go let's go all right that was really clutch back good job you're welcome we're gonna spend the next like 20 minutes we're just gonna sail here we go sing the sailing song sailing with as far as we can go cause skeppy is bad at minecraft and he doesn't know how to get food except by killing mr squeegees which is very not nice okay can we stop with the song okay i didn't like the direction you were taking the song to i thought you liked my singing though i mean i liked your singing but i didn't like the lyrics we're not achieving anything we need to find a lava bucket we are achieving or we need to find a lava source hey hey where'd you go i'm faster on land no you're not i'm faster on land oh look at that look at that oh that's turtle land can't be just get in the boat forget it i'm leaving no no no please don't leave me please don't leave me you're gonna get in the boat yeah wow this boat goes really slow in here you're not getting in the boat skippy you lied to me get in the boat fine i'm leaving you i'm your uber driver and i'm pulling away what no no no uber driver please uber driver please you're more like a lyft driver anyway a lifter okay now you're definitely not kidding a lift driver it does seem like a kind of vibe for you all right i'm not even talking either i'm giving you the silence no please don't give me the silent treatment no starting now no ow i'm really low i'm really low bad please i'm really really low that's nice thank you mr really low nice to meet you bad i'm really really low nice to meet you really really that's not my name i'm just really loud nice to meet you no no no no no i'm not you're saying your name is really low i'm just saying i'm not really low i'm just really low yeah nice to meet you really low i'm really high hello mister really high oh how bad please bad please i have one heart please yeah please you better get somewhere safe i'm healing now oh stop stop stop stop yes i will okay goodbye skippy oh look a cat oh my goodness why are you taking damage now hippie stop taking damage i'm good if you're good okay i'm good we need to go and find lava you're goofing around i'm literally looking for lava stop saying i'm coofing around when i'm trying to protect it yes finally where i'm leaving you to go away oh my god where's the lava oh it's this way don't worry about it where is the stupid vlog going to it are you really not going to tell me where the lava is it's just go you know what i was going to give you uh but now i'm not going to oh i like peonies wait it's not called a piece it is called something what's it called again a peony no it's not called a peony it's called something else oh my god i can't remember what it's called stop we're good we're good we're good i'm gonna die and if i die it's your fault you know what if i die i never want to speak to you again what you can't just do that i can't no you can't that's the only way to motivate you to not keep trying to kill you won't even tell me where the lava is it was just one thing of lava i thought it was more but it was a pumpkin one i'm getting this pumpkin then we can regroup okay okay i don't be bomb anywhere lava is usually in the desert right i just tower up really high and look for some a skeppy hey hi hi hi hi what is happening i'm just saying hello hi hi you're freaking me out what you're freaking me out what i'm just saying hello are you watching me no i'm not watching what is happening here what you i feel like you're watching me you know what i see what's happening here you're face to face with greatness that's right i am the great and powerful bad boy halo okay i am trying to find lava i wasn't just singing skippy i'm actually being productive have you found lava yet sort of sort of is not an answer that's like saying i sort of ate dinner something like that i found a birch forest that's productive you're welcome oh never mind oh i found a uh ender tall guy thing and german yeah i'm gonna go enter tall guy thing you know what i meant just don't die okay yeah okay you know what what if i said don't die every like 10 seconds how would you feel every 10 seconds oh you say it that is a stretch you're a stretch are we really not able to find lava i don't know i'm looking for some i'm gonna just check every cave i come across i'm sure they'll be lava in one of them ah piggies oh my goodness there's so many pigs here pippi i might be able to get us like an infinite supply of food where i'm at that would be nice okay so i'll work on the food you work on the lava there's like a thousand cows here seems easier for you what seems easier no don't worry about it you want to sail on the high seas again maybe we'll have better luck hmm not a bad idea you actually like one of my ideas i always like your ideas wasn't that a surprise bad i found a village oh really yeah oh there might be lava by that village here come here come here one where are you 150 800. yes i am on my way there we're gonna be rich we will be but look for all the lava you can get around there okay bad we can get beds here oh beds would be really good oh my goodness hurry up and cook getting more food skippy okay it's weird i can't find any lava oh my god we found a temple you found one yeah the temple song actually worked oh my goodness it did yeah i found a temple as well yes are you close that's really good uh what are the chords for the temple i'll come there um 30 11 20. oh my goodness how are you getting so far away i don't know dude but i'm going down t and t for days oh my god yes yes i found lava oh my gosh it only took 10 years but we did it bad where are you you found lava i finally found it yes okay i'm on my way oh my goodness so i'll stop by the village loot the beds yeah loot the beds and then we'll be good to go sounds like a plan so how's your day today been um it's been good i found steak and i have a lot of it now and i'm keeping it all it's mine you can't have any i didn't want any you were trying to get some earlier so don't give me that yeah whatever yeah whatever indeed my name's keppy and i try to take all this thing i don't want all the steak sometimes when i'm just hungry i ask for a little bit but you don't share oh yeah okay i share all the time bears sitting there trying to take all my food i don't want your food i just want to be good teammates oh yeah you just want to kill mr squishy no that is not true that is not no that is so far from the truth oh my goodness it is not far from i just i know fish is a good healthy source of food all right are you almost here it's skippy it's gonna take me a million years to get there you ran a million blocks away from spawn and it worked didn't it well yeah you know what that's neither here nor there here are skippy that's the chords to the portal skippy look what look under there underwear that wasn't funny is it underwear oh wow i told you you set me up you totally set me up you said it what i mean that's not no no no no i hate you i win that's a win admit it admit i just won yeah whatever yeah whatever indeed okay i just got a bunch of white wool by the way so so i just need whatever you call it how much iron do you have do you have enough iron yeah i'm pretty good good i shouldn't need to bring any of the beds because we can manufacture beds later are you sure yeah you don't want to get the beds no we shouldn't need any all right oh scappy is a fin he smells like cheese and green beans i do not oh really how do you know i smell good oh really how do you though has anyone ever like stood next to him like oh hey skippy you smell like cheese that would be such a weird thing to say no that's never happened okay but what if someone said that to you why would someone ever come up to me and say you smell like cheese why do they smell you after you ate a cheeseburger but cheeseburger you know what i'm not having this conversation with you bad yes you don't know i just know you are lowering my iq having this conversation i'm losing brain cells stopped stopping words with a word you need to hurry up and get to me i'm what do you think i've been doing for the past like oh and this is right why don't please don't die doesn't make me die less quickly well it motivates you a little bit right no i toss it not even a little bit okay a little bit ow heal up heal up ow ow run run run run run sorry i you didn't get any of the wheat in the village so i'm getting it i'm gonna get us so much food skippy you're gonna be like wow dad good job you got us so much food you know what i really want what you here oh thank you oh you're welcome i'll be there soon you know what i really want uh pickle trips is it not pickle chips it's always pickled chips what is it oh wow would you think i'm just like a food muffin yeah oh you stepped you smell like cheese yeah muffins what else good okay i like cheese what were you thinking of what do you think i eat before no i want to know what you were thinking of what do you mean i was gonna say you know what i want i want you here boom i was gonna wait really yeah but you never do that well i was going to so do you still think that where are you i'm at the portal georgia you're so far away skippy look towards the east oh is that a bad boy halo it is i have one piece ah wow that's not productive oops i threw it in the portal guess we have to go in oh let's go pick up that iron all right are you coming i'm getting i'm splitting our food up first ooh okay oh thank you for the peony here before we go there's all my food i want you to spread the coal and cook the i don't got coal no just spread the coal spread the coal and guess what i got what did you get no you're supposed to guess um um beds no but you did get the beds right oh uh uh oh come on what i got the other stuff anyway i got look i've got other stuff for us hmm i i have wool though so i have plenty of wool we can make plenty of beds oh should we make beds right here in case we die oh skeppy that's genius that actually is a really good idea here take this boom oh my goodness you ruined my moment oh thank you no i had a great moment where i was like take this yeah i saw it i saw him i'm still over here get in bed okay okay perfect yeah don't just stay in bed you be sleeping in bed all day we'll let this cook we should have enough food let's go let's do it finally we're getting to the nether and we're off you hadn't been such a slacker that entire time oh my goodness me you're really trying to blame me skippy luck are you i'm over here chilling call me i want to go this way because i see gold over here yes get the gold gold is good okay careful let's go up here and survey the landscape from up here better i don't see oh look we can go down here i don't see anything do you see any oh my god careful careful careful remember these coordinates okay ah he'll let me let me left oh my goodness i'm gonna die you're bad bad bad bad come here come here come here run run run run put this on put this on put that on put that on oh put it on put it on oh my gosh did you get it i didn't pick it up what was it the boots i didn't pick it up can you kill those guys and knock them off yeah hold on oh i'm here i'm coming oh don't die oh well the food's down the booties here i'll make a new set there you go there you go there you go there you go you lost my booty it fell cause you oh i yeah okay blame the fact that i almost died on me well yeah i'm jumping no don't do not throw do not throw oh really now you don't want me to jump we're this far in do not here let's bridge across to that where is the thingy no we bridged this way okay do you want to hear a funny joke yeah knock knock who's there guppy skeppy who geppy you're not an owl break this block break it no we'll die yeah i know you what that was a good joke it's pretty good yeah you're just hating on my joke because you couldn't think of a good job i can come up with a good joke i come up with a good joke then all right i'm gonna come up with one now ready okay knock knock who's there uh who is this what are you so excited about oh my goodness i like that really i thought it was terrible no that's a good one all right i will admit you're pretty good at coming up with your jokes here let's go this way i think the gold is leading us in the right direction dude where is it someone told me that if you oh i oh my god what the heck man i know i you almost killed me i almost checked that would have been bad you're insane you're insane insane in the membrane insane in the brain oh skippy what i found it oh my god you did i told you the gold would lead us no way actually a little bit of a weird spot oh that is a little bit of a weird spot here i'll show you how to get down efficiently just go no no you're efficiently is gonna be our dead way no no no trust me oh my goodness we're gonna die no no trust me oh first oh yeah okay oh no not bad this is gonna be very good it worked it worked don't question it oh my goodness i gotta recheck debbie you're actually trying to get us killed okay i'm here no you're not getting don't go to the wither thingy there's wither thingies in there we're good you look you gotta heal up there's a cow looking at me cows can't get in the nether well he's looking at me and he looked angry you're being so silly right now hey how am i gonna get down there by the way thank you very much and you not can you get down here quicker do i don't know can you try not to get me killed before i even get down here i'm not taking any damage you're good okay i made it nice all right i'm in the thingy hey look at that where are you um in the thingy but where i'm still looking for a spawn oh i found it okay 40 negative 100 spawner 40 negative 100 how did you go all the way that way no clue oh you went this way oh you went to the right keep getting gold if you can see we're killing it hey bad bee skeppy the secret was to follow the goal do you think that's the secret to life i think so i like to think following the gold will lead to success hey hey whoa sorry i'm following the gold following the gold balls that's not following the goal i'm gonna die don't still whatever you're doing that's following the death the skeppy follow the goal okay okay okay sorry oh my gosh are you low are you lower now i was at one health what yes one tiny little heart okay i'm kind of in a situation oh yeah i'm on fire i'm about to be in this situation cappy you good i don't know am i do you have am i gonna be okay leaving you alone over here yeah i'm fine do you have iron no i have no iron and i'm about to die can you heal he'll wait what wait what hey i didn't die wait this again oh my gosh wait wait wait maybe you glitched it relocked relog i swear if that works no way no way no way oh my goodness did i just glitch it no my helmet's gone my shield i lost everything helmet on the ground stop dying i'm gonna die i'm going to die and it's going to be your fault wait till i reach what it's wrong sorry are you good now no you're not no what part of wait why didn't i get down i am gonna kill you if you go in there one more time you stay out i swear skeppy you're getting you're like sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry take care of this you stay cool i'm killing you i have no choice now you are going to get me killed i have to kill you you go you go you go you stay i'll go okay okay i have the shield okay okay first things first i need to reach it because i only have three hearts how many hearts do you have what is wrong with you oh blaze on the right plays on the right plays on the right i'm on fire oh no please oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness how many rods do you have would be a good question one just one stop stop oh sorry i hate you so much remastering going in oh my gosh we're going to die oh goodbye what do not go in i have one heart one heart skippy guppy what is wrong you are trying to get me killed i knew it i knew it this whole time you were trying to get me killed i am not i'm not doing it how many rods do whatever i have three oh my goodness no you hold them because you're the crazy muffin i will go in and take care of this at the same time no no no no let's not do that we'll hear each other stop trying to block me in okay blocking you in okay scotty listen we're just gonna stay here and hang out okay for a bit okay i have four blaze rods no i don't i don't care if you have a bazillion you take these take these take these go get gold and you stay here i will you want me to do the boring work yes because if you do the interesting work you try and get us killed that is not true i make it interesting it's true oh yeah making it interesting you really want to just start this whole meme over i have six rods no i don't want to start over i have seven rods yes die die die die die yes yes oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness can't be okay can't be scared be okay uh don't die no no i'm good if you're good i'm good if you're good okay i have eight rods i have only one now what we're sure i got more than that okay this is fine we're good we're good oh here take this one that should be good how many did we need we don't need more than that i have nine i have nine now should we be safe and get one more uh i think we're probably fine dude i guess we can get one more i will do it as the productive member why do you keep calling yourself the productive member because i am the productive member of the team yeah okay i've done more than you boom look at that skippy oh oh what is my name is it bad boy productive i think i'm the productive one hurry up and meet me no it's official hurry up follow me oh my god help pop up nope die please where are you i'm i'm coming we'll run just run just run keep its attention no don't run far away you'll get me killed you're actually trying to get me killed let's get out of here i've had it no oh yeah let's get out of here mister let's see just get out follow oh gold gold is worth coming here for it is i only have a wooden pick yeppy be careful i don't want you to mine into lava we'll be fine it won't be fine if we die in the nether one all of our stuff will go away that is true you make a good argument but on the other hand would we die i don't know will we no yeah we will get us killed we are i don't know i just assumed one day it'd take me out of here oh my goodness just keep your health and hunger full okay good plan yes it is i'm glad you admit that it's my problem my pickaxe broke don't stop i don't care what your idea is just let me do it we're not doing this but trust me what is wrong for us to be i don't freedom oh look at that and it led us to gold oh gold okay maybe that did work out how much more tnt do you have eight more oh perfect we just uh keep going up and get get as much gold as you can are you getting more gold i'm getting more bad boy halo are you getting more i'm getting more gold batboy are you getting yes sir are you getting more yeah stop saying it are you getting more the paychecks broke no big deal though we're fine this is totally good not a big deal or anything this is sick i'm so done place tnt up there and then light it why are we at we've been going up for like a year i don't know go to the right go to the right okay okay okay this is the way we got it yeah this is where we came oh my goodness oh my god jeffy i told you to go slow you know what you stay down there i'm going to didn't even compliment me what on what what's this good job thanks i'm this is not a piglet dude no not not this of course that's not i'm talking about this little one where great it ran off oh i see yeah you scared it i see it i see it okay quick trap it kids are scared of you not me drop it gold drop it gold so it'll hold still okay i don't have gold i have ingots okay quick trap it trap a truck across the table put a crashing table wait are we really trapping a kid right now it's a piglet we're trapping account it's not a person oh cause mr squeegees are real people with real souls all right let me just go ahead and no no no no no no no no no no no stop stop don't do that no here take a little literally just drop the cake take this it's a piglet minus mine okay okay don't talk to me until you mind that here i'm throwing more stuff down he's very good and her pearls give us ender pearls or skeppy's gonna make bacon out of him now you're threatening him it's not threatening it's promising oh my god there's a wow becca i'll kill it die dude he's not giving us anything that's because you're not asking politely please give me stuff skippy that's not how you have to ask it in piglet knees how do you do that oh my goodness no like i can't do with my nose wait yeah why isn't he giving us anything cause he's a baby can they not give anything how much gold are you holding 16. wow so let's leave him here here here find a big one he found the pop-up drop no this one right here oh my goodness what if he takes our gold and runs away quick trap this one give this one some goodies give me box them and box them in yeah quick quick quick quick box them in box them in oh yes perfect okay there we go i got a fire charge what is wrong with you you're trying to get this killed all right quick quick quick do the uh lucky thing where we'll get more stuff when we do it ready oh little piglet little piglet let me in not by the hair of my chinny chin chin have you ever heard that no it's from the three little pigs oh oh i bet they'd love this right once upon a time don't tell the story bad come on in the and the three little pigs were building houses one pig built a house out of hay and he was like hey i have spare food in this house because it's made out of hay and the other was like i'm gonna build a house out of sticks because he was a smart pig and sticks are good for building because they're easy to get and then the other was like i'm gonna make it out of bricks i hope you know i'm not leaving the story in and we're just gonna fast forward it really you're just gonna cut to this point yes right now so no one will have known the story that i said everyone knows the story of the three l no everybody does not know the story of this fine continue all right and then the third little pig built it with bricks and then wolf showed up and the three little pigs uh attacked the wolf together and killed him and they won happy the ends however it goes nice there we go can you hear that train outside i can choo choo all right skippy let's go ah we didn't really get anything good from those memers they're mean we can go this way wait do you know how to get out of here um yes i remember our chords okay lead the way wait do we have pearls no we'll need to get some from the overworld these guys are stingy unless you want to stay here and keep trying to get ender pearls from them look skippy wait is there like the enderman forest thing there is an enderman forest yeah let's just go there geppy sing a song for me oh bad boy halo and skeppy are hunting for ender pearl so they can go to the end and kill the ender dragon the end and win together because their hearts are combined bad bad bad bad we're just going to leave him here for right now back it's guppy guess what i've got stuff nope dinner what you're eating during our recording how rude what are you eating on the road at least tell us what you're eating well i have green beans hey you want to help me come to 30 150 right now mm-hmm trying to loot some stuff um lee and loot uh from this place oh my god careful don't open that that is a lot of damage hold on yeah they get really helpful block them in block them in they do like four no no no i don't know if we want to do this i broke my axe it broke my hand okay let's go oh no no no no no no just run okay just run okay here i'll loot it did you loot them no i haven't okay i'm going to loot them one dude loot it go go on i gotta drop like some of the random can you get pearls from that oh my goodness uh fudge um i don't see any ender pearls in here but there is iron ooh and arrows hand cooked pork chop oh my goodness what what scabby don't die i'm not i'm not really low i'm really low me too i'm running i'm coming block it off i'm coming block it off lock it off you'll have to i can no oh my god oh my goodness i got some gold ingots okay i i got the good stuff fortune i got a diamond pick we we should bail well you got a diamond pick maybe we get more gold and then trade person vanishing yes but let's go away from this area because we'll get targeted okay over here oh my goodness oh fudge skippy you almost got us killed me you fell what no you're the muffin who's like oh bad look wait can i have your iron pick make them all angry yes here this uh diamond pick as the curse of vanishing on it if you die you lose it wait is that the forest over there let's go follow me what are you eating huh what are you eating right now green beans oh you're healthy boy you like green beans i actually do i don't mind it you want some green beans ah pass oh my god don't move don't do not move just regen i'm so low i was on half a heart there give me yours kill me i didn't though don't don't move don't move i gotta reach in uh like super scared just dangerous skippy i'm so used to having feather falling on my boots oh my god going can't beat the places this way you're going the wrong way wait yeah it's that way the leather is scary over here oh there we go what are you doing we're stacking ah you're gonna die if i just block you off right now yeah i think you're trying to get you're actually trying to get me killed no i'm not i'm convinced at this point this admit it this whole video is secretly just a watch is like so bad we're playing one video and then we go and i troll him and kill him what yeah no a minute oh my god i made it that's what this is i'm here to kill enderman nothing more nothing less you're here to get me killed remember stand under the trees and they can't get oh there's an enderman here when you try and kill them you need to stand like under the trees okay i got one pearl just a couple more to go and boom oh guess who got one skeppy ooh we're doing good so how many more do we need um i see it i see oh get under a tree get under a tree hold on this is how i die wait no i got another one two down nice okay dang it this one's not giving me any oh gabby what are you doing i'm fighting enderman stop it i'm almost done and it gave me nothing all right bad it's been like 48 years are we uh are we good now i hope so i think we should be on i'm gonna do one last round of trading with these memers okay good idea and then let's gt chicken are you still eating oh is that what you've been doing no i'm going without you you can't leave i'm waiting for what you're gonna get me killed are you still trading yes i'm still trading oh okay let's wait here for another hour i'm gonna go i i finished my trading i've got a couple more ender pearls how many do you have enough right i have four so i'm kind of counting on you okay we can get probably more later as well let's head to the overworld actually should we stay and do no no no no no no let's go wait wait wait i think i have enough yeah gabby uh meet me at the portal no no no wait just come back to me yeah are you here oh my goodness try not to die okay i'm here oh can you make a portal no way what do you do i'm glad i have diamond pads yeah me too there we go okay how many do you need for a portal isn't it ten yes oh i just have 10. boop and boop after all of that okay here you go you yell thank you i will hold on lead the path ready um do you have any iron uh oh perfect can i have it oh [Applause] you are so lazy i can't believe you were calling me lazy eating i hear you chewing on um lead the way no i don't want to anymore then give me this stuff no i'm taking my boat what just because i said that yeah okay i'm sorry the boat get in the boat get in the boat i'm trying you keep moving stop moving see you couldn't even do it it didn't even work i was trying to trick you all right skippy get out of the boat lead the way i'm what do you think i'm doing all right we got to throw it oh it's going that way wait grab it i got it oh fudge grab that one i threw one on accident oh my gosh i don't know where that went it's in the tree oh i found it you've got the other one right yep okay we have to run this way then skippy where are you i'm running run run run running faster i'm going as fast as i can you're not going fast enough okay wait wait wait we don't want to take fall damage and die here so go down really slow okay perfect oh my goodness i know how reckless you can be so i don't want you to jump down i'm gonna be fine oh an enderman kill this one wait where'd it go you saw one i didn't see him yeah it disappeared maybe it was that cow instead what what no they usually no no what are you laughing at you got confused you make different and you mean in a cat yeah that's kind of funny how is that plenty that's not funny i'm throwing one of these ready no no no don't throw it don't throw it we have to get higher up okay here come up here here i'm going up here i'm gonna throw this one ready yep watch with me here we go watching where'd it go right there okay so we gotta keep going this way yeah we're really close by the way how do you know i'm just guessing come on let me finish my green beans oh my god my food's getting cold you have a lot of wool right for beds skippy yeah you know what i love yes i'm gonna name you rocco oh you got a wolf he's my best friend i wanna walk wait all right let's go best friend i thought i thought i was your best friend all right this way oh you can be my friend too but i'm your best friend right you know what rocco right in order for bad to be my best friend rocco has to go so whoa what do you mean yes no no we're not gonna like kill him or anything we're just gonna leave him and that if we take him with us what are the chances he survives yeah he'll die so i'm saying leave him here we'll come back for him later okay all right sounds good sit and stay bye little rocco we'll be right back we'll be back soon yeah just as long as skeppy doesn't get us both killed it's probably going to happen so and he's following us can't he didn't listen yeah he didn't listen at all make him sick rocco we need to go without you because we need you to survive oh it's straight this way skippy we're literally rolling yes one second i'm just scooping up the rest of my green beans say sally bought seashells at the seashore no you're being mean hey i was taking care yeah i know sally bought seashells by the seashore say it faster no say faster no say it faster no i'd say faster at least sold seashells by the seashore okay one more time really fast doo doo doo doo skep b smells like ones what huh guppy smells like i thought it was cheese it's gone from cheese to muffins to pippi we're doing a bad job of triangulating here i'm gonna throw this one no no don't throw it down oh it's this way oh we're really close then yeah like if the fact that it was going that way it's got to be like right below us i bet you it's like right here should we throw another one or no no i think it's here here i'll throw one yeah see it's it's literally we're so lucky none of them have broken we can probably go down should we go down yeah let's go down actually it was triangulating right here so let's go down right here let's go wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i realize uh bring rock over here and heaven said okay rocco rocco we need you to sit he doesn't listen we'll be a better owner rocco come here right now he actually did it hey all right you tell them i don't have the heart to do it here have some bread now stay all right let's go wait that's all you're gonna tell him what i'm telling him we'll be back soon what if we're not back soon well then we'll need to go find a different set of owners wow cause we'll be dead let's go skippy you're doing the one thing you're not supposed to do you're my skippy stop digging straight down found it look what i found this is not it but rocco came again we'll tell him to stop it stop coming where are you going come back here skippy we have to keep going down okay i think do you know what the y level is i found some here oh nice i found bread that we don't need well actually i could do something you don't get any more friends can't be no no skippy where are you going i'm over here no it's it's gonna be near here because we were really close to the main column this is the main staircase oh i didn't know it worked like that oh yeah yeah yeah it branches off of it so it's it's like probably like right here apparently does that it should be like right here yes yeah rocco you need to sit dang it rocco do we have 12 i have nine okay we have just enough ready place them one two three four five six seven eight nine wait don't place him yet i just realized saying hold on one second what uh don't fall in skeppy if you fall and then get us killed again oh did you just hit rocco no no no he didn't feed him bacon okay oh my goodness careful skeppy you're trying to get bronco killed he has to stay here scubby spawn point really quick okay done okay perfect let me take a bite of food and then we can what i'm hungry i get hungry when i get nervous oh you nervous yeah we're gonna die we're gonna do good can't be if we die because you get us back we're gonna do fine i'm leaving do you have a bow do you have a bow that's a good point all right i have 29 arrows but we don't need arrows to win this i have 17 arrows so i think we're good skippy what i gave you one job to deal with these thingamabobs can we go in there we go are you ready skeppy yes i am ready let's do this let's go all right let's go place last one no you place it i don't have it i don't have it that i placed all mine are you serious no let's go i'm jumping in lava i can't believe you did that that's not nice skippy oh you have the pig you go yeah i do have to pick oh look at that wait it's this way see that i have the pick i think it's this way aren't the chords for it like zero zero or something i think so i'm excited we're gonna beat it we're gonna do it with the linked damage oh my god we're so good bye mr skeppy no get down there wait a minute where's rocco what do you mean he should be in the other place oh okay good yeah we don't want him to come in here that would be dangerous all right let's do this let's go all right you take the ender thingies on the right i'll take the thingies right here how am i not hitting that thing oh yeah i forgot you got to hit him from the corner all right got one oh fudge how am i gonna hit it you got it oh my god god bad careful nailed it no it's all right i'm i'm good i'm a professional minecraft player skippy yeah okay okay wait no like you better be sounding more confident if you want us to win we got this got another one god another one dude we so got this yes we so got this how am i not hitting that one got it i'm out of arrows though yeah i'm trying to hit that one am i gonna have to go up there bad literally you might have to okay i'm going up leave that one to me i'm going up this ridiculous boom got that one no i got that one the one you're tearing oh what the heck okay there oh several kills okay okay oh my god i don't know where you are i don't know where you are i don't know where you're at the one tower i was climbing okay hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god water water jump jump jump jump jump jump jump oh my god oh my gosh killed me oh where are you i'm going back oh setting that bed was genius yeah oh my gosh what happened here this is probably not the best idea oh no oh no give me your blocks goodbye scared me i'll miss you dude if i don't have enough to get up i'm gonna say hey wait scabby stop breaking we need to go quick wait skippy quick beat me to death oh hurry my god don't hit me no i am hitting you oh nice we both died don't worry okay we need blocks wait why'd you take all the stuff all right get me my stuff skippy i'm so sorry i left some blocks after you break the furnace that doesn't help it does trust me oh my goodness why couldn't you put them in the verdict i'm sorry nice nice got my stuff your stuff is over here we we can do this well can you come back and give me the goods oh no you're just gonna make me mine my way out okay i got you you're actually gonna do this i got you i got you all i need is one pick and i can make a staircase you put two furnaces after thank you i'm gonna make a staircase for us that way if we die we won't have to run back over here again why are we even wasting time with the thing skippy do not die do not die i just why am i taking damage then cause you're bad that's my name bad boy halo don't wear it out what do you think that's from that expression um probably some tv show in the mid 90s that's my name don't wear it out all right i'm getting oh my god got it at the tables [Music] i have five beds skippy all right let's do this let's do it quick oh and then dude we killed all the things let's start killing oh no no no i don't have a shield hell bubble ball please back if i die you're gonna die i find you blind you find you if i die you're gonna have to die no help me run run run gummy i can't kill them you gotta stop looking at them for one oh my goodness just run just run just run gibby run run okay stay there yeah put it down put it down yeah yeah i'm trying to kill them somehow we're actually fine nice good stuff good stuff good stuff get me skippy's coming i'm fine i'm fine oh let's kill this dragon wait is there more are there more wait what i thought you said you got them oh my goodness i see one there's one on top of this tower i cannot believe you you said you got them i thought i did there's still one right there come on come on you got this did i get it no are you sure yeah well tell me when i get it should i stack up no i'm going out place water down below me i'll i'll get it right all right all right here we go oh but the enderman trying to kill you enderman trying to kill you get ready to pick the water good i'm good i'm good oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness please don't get knocked off yeah okay you got it then sorry oh cried i'm coming quick quick nice nice kill the enderman all right we're good let's do this oh your sword broke yeah i know i know hey get it over here just do not die we're literally gonna do it we're so close we're actually gonna do it what's the secret for this yeah do something bed yeah you just like you place like the bed like up here or something like that and then you get it to like come over yeah and then you just do like that where is it told to hurry up ender dragon oh yeah uh yeah i have some arrows i have these arrows they're my arrows give me a view back oh my diamond pick is gone oh well they died it vanished oh but i still have this what how is this gonna be this is helpful right now it's a real strategy you know what we need right now we're strapped so close to actually beating the game and you want to sit here in a box as soon as he comes down we can win but we can't win until then so we'll just paddle our way to victory he can't not oh he's gonna kill the thing he's killed the thing oh it's gonna kill me no no no no no no no no no why didn't i look at it no i don't no i killed it it's down it's down sit down i feel like i'll mess up i feel like i'll mess it up like this you go i have one heart what was that bad you are so out of your mind i did it right you clearly did not do it right i think you have to stand further away place enough place of bed i three hearts don't do it don't do it don't do it now no no let me heal up let me heal up okay go for it now okay nice good job no get me out come back i'm still alive come back come back come back no i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die no i'm coming please please please please please please please how has it happened so much still i don't know i don't think you're doing this right to be honest how am i bad we're about to beat it stop do it okay oh my god i'm so mad i'm so mad i'm so mad oh we can do this bad yeah i'm trying to do this if somebody i just been a little bit more smart if you hadn't sat in the boat and looked at a stupid enderman we wouldn't have been in this situation so i don't want to hear it baby i've got the bed set up okay ready okay i need it to come over why is it targeting me stupid thingy all right there there there move out of the way move out of the way move out of the way i have an idea i have a very dumb idea and i don't know if it's gonna work but we're gonna try it all right let's see if this works ready oh my goodness that works pretty good wouldn't you say i mean maybe that's what we'll call that all right bad listen we're gonna do this okay are you ready we're gonna try we're gonna do this yeah we're doing something how many errors do you have uh zero wait i ever won perfect i have zero oh perfect here take the one that we have and maybe you can get a hit you know what i'm going to kill this ender dragon but this one arrow oh just use it for the last hit no use it save it for the last hit oh okay here they come here they come oh god course i agreed two of them i go go trigger the bed skippy okay doing it but i'm really low not to die no it's fine no oh no go go go what rides can't be fun we're so close we're literally so close we're so close this is an absolute train wreck you know what i like this skeppy this is actually kind of fun i found my stuff did you find yours yes i found it don't trigger any more stupid thingies oh yeah that's easier said than done you already triggered something oh we should have just shot him that's the thing i know how to do with our one arrow i don't know the bed strategy that well all right get ready as soon as it comes oh run my friend don't get cut in the purple stuff just stay away from the middle so that it lands we go up light it with one more bed and then oh here it comes i think it's gonna land ready let's do it don't approach it from the the front approach it from behind all right all right are you gonna go in the back yeah i'm going in i'm watching go for it nice got it i'm hitting its head wait what oh i'm getting it it's getting it is it the trick this is it i can't see it but i'm hitting it we're very close yes bad how low is it pretty low i can't see anymore oh no no no no no no oh my god bad we're doing so good i got launched up oh but you surprised yeah it did that was so close okay one more time and that's it yeah it's just one more of those yeah just don't die ah this enderman oh no no no no no no no please please please we got him we got him i don't have food i don't have food i don't want food here this is the last time around food food i'm near the middle come to me okay i'll come when the ender dragon is down i have three hearts so you go ahead damage and kill it oh wait here it comes here it comes ready yeah yeah i'm going in all right this is it i'm triggering the bad explosion no i've have heart i've had dude do you have foreign i hold on i'm healing though i'm healing okay you have a bed he's landing yeah i got him and finish him oh okay hit him from behind go too hard good good get in there go go go just stand underneath behind it hit it like the yeah you sleep in it where's the bed it's there bro that's not the right spot okay i got another one there okay oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no get it get it okay this is it sleep in it sleep in that bag all right i'll die but okay you quite literally told me to yes let's go wait you only have two hearts yeah only two i stop i wanna stay alive for the win scare me stop oh my gosh we really did it wait where'd you go did you jump in oh yeah yay yay oh my gosh we did it we actually did it let's that might be the first time we've actually won legit legend oh my gosh i'm never playing minecraft again yeah i'm never talking to you again wait why that's not what i was disconnected

Channel: Skeppy

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Keywords: minecraft, mine craft, minecraft youtuber, pg, family friendly, skeppy, minecraft skeppy, no swearing, no cursing, minecraft trolling, minecraft troll, funny minecraft, minecraft mod, minecraft map, parkour, trolling, troll, roleplay, custom, challenge, glitch moments, skeppy face, try not to laugh, bedwars, skywars, hypixel

Id: 1-cPoPr9s1o

Length: 66min 55sec (4015 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 17 2020