Minecraft But If You LAUGH You EXPLODE!

[Music] are you sure you heard the scream come from this house positive it sounded like aphmau we have to go around that's the graveyard [Music] apple guys we found it it's the new sugar skull cats oh that's right our new sugar small cat is available at appbow.com right now be sure to check out this limited edition plush because once it's gone it's gone again that's at aphmau.com this minecraft stage is home to our servers do not laugh but there is one catch if a player laughs the server will find them and make them explode and with hundreds of diamonds on the line any one laugh can lead to your boom whose jokes will be able to make everyone on the server explode let's find out also guys be sure to explode that subscribe button by clicking it thanks all right welcome ladies and gentlemen to our servers do not laugh of death what was that last part oh i said do not laugh yeah wait wait what oh come on noy what are you scared do not think you're funny enough excuse me i am hilarious thank you but do you nink whoops not realize that you just said of death why i wait what do you mean a death i mean i just heard funny aftermount noises yeah all right fine you guys caught me let me explain the special rules of this game but first i have a little present for each and every one of you there you go i like prices here you go oh here's for you that's a lot of diamonds and of course i have some for me see there's 16 blocks of diamonds which if i do the math correctly equals 1 000 diamonds per person incorrect so you're just giving us diamonds what's the catch i'm glad you asked you see on the server we have a super special mod that detects your actual voice from your microphone how does that play into the game oh this is simple you see because if you laugh you explode [Music] that's so dumb i mean hang on wait did you just laugh what's that on my screen wait is that a countdown what uh [Laughter] oh all right now that you got a little taste of what's going on here's the prize the winner gets to take all the diamonds that the loser explodes and just because you have the diamonds in your hand the first time after this point they're all going to start dropping from you so if you explode we can collect your diamonds all right it should be fun oh yeah yeah wait wait no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yeah yeah all right we all got our spa points set here i think noise should be coming up anytime yep i think it's obvious that uh you all are doomed i'm naturally funny okay okay all right you know what you know what you know what it's okay it's okay that was easy so you know what who's up first the first round's gonna be ian come on show us some comedy gold here take the mic oh yeah oh yeah i am ready for this um comedy gold you say oh laura's yours sir i got i got lots of gold don't worry thanks for coming out tonight everybody okay i'm gonna start super simple super simple that you all can get this humor are you ready what's the job that was a joke quiet down up front anyway here's the joke but she's in back wait did you just fart on the mic yes yes i did ah oh my god there's don't you dare that it's not funny it's just a potty joke oh my oh i'm getting right here i got to go i got a run no this server's doomed are you kidding me you got someone oh i am sorry for all the potty humor okay that adds a new meaning to silent butt deadly you laughed yeah i i i i okay gentlemen we are better than this okay no no no from now on no more laughing at fart jokes okay [Applause] he's got to stop doing that all right guys guys guys here here here i like to introduce something okay okay come here i want to show everybody you you go right there right so this is my joke okay this is not a joke my dog is not a joke this is actually part of the joke okay all right so everyone i'd like you to meet potato my dog i pajamas excuse me but the dog is if the dog is not a potato no the dog is not the tip but look how cute she is this isn't she's pretty cute that's true let me ask you a serious question why are dogs like phones they get terrible cell reception no because they have collar ieds that's old technology uh i got it i gotta go guys hey what's up oh my god hey uh-huh what kind of dog is your pup oh oh well he's a purebred wolf and a soup well she's a purebred i didn't know dogs were made of bread oh no no no no no no no potato look at all these blocks of diamonds i picked up from you got to remember to pick up the diamonds okay oh hey all right oh problem okay what is he doing okay you guys know what these are uh very shiny squares armor stand boots no no no no i i mean the things that i put on the armor stand iron boots yeah um squares square iron boots exactly and do you know how minecraft players measure their shoe size um with the diamond block go to a shoe store no ah we don't have shoe stores in minecraft they're not in your minecraft apparently no no no they measure their shoes in square feet oh no oh no no no no no no no no no no oh okay yep yep time to go time to go time to go i'm taking it take it easy let me go this way oh no oh diamonds his diamonds i got his diamonds oh i got his armor stand too nice i put a lot of work into that extra armor i guess diamond hey at least leave my steak unlike all you uncivilized cretans i'm gonna tell a very grown-up joke oh my god no you can't do that you can't tell a girl this is a christmas this is a christmas minecraft server you can't do that i don't know what that means and also excuse me what are these i was trying to throw vegetables at you but they haven't quite grown yet uh-huh i okay i won't laugh i won't laugh i won't laugh oh the joker needs some time to mature anyway stop it ah it's growing on me oh no okay i know joke that's right throw daddy uh do you joke funny joke funny man all right be funny anyway grown-up jokes because you know this is a grown-up server we got ourselves oh my god all right so you know the other day i was walking into a barn you can't and uh i asked uh i spent the bartender for drink room fair it's like bartender yeah it is root beer please not root beer oh my god there's no root beer in minecraft too bad i couldn't find any way any that day because the bartender said oh sorry we don't serve miters get it oh no oh no why no no no no no no one i like my own jokes okay no that one was stupid why'd you blow up the stage oh my gosh why don't we blow up why hasn't pierced blown up oh no oh my god what's happening okay all right you know what since someone wants to tell very grown-up jokes on here i have one too i can do that okay all right yeah you you're right you're okay you know what i will go i i have something i will go for yeah i will don't you will go for it yeah are you gonna laugh no no i think they're i think they're mad at each other i'm very mad at him okay all right here we go ready ready ready ready all right let me take my seat up all right all right you know i need to volunteer pierce come here i want i wanna i wanna tell a joke to you personally all right sure all right because you okay fine fine fine here we go ready ready ready all right yeah a creeper a creeper walks into a bar that's fair and guess what and guess what what everyone dies what all right stage is reset okay tell another joke ah you know my pet ocelot right here a bunch of them right here just a ton of ocelots you know they were watching uh they were watching youtube and came up to me and told me that there was something wrong with the app all right but you know what you know what was actually wrong with it what what it was on pause lapras exploded the pizza i think they're eating the snacks in the backstage hold on i gotta get out of there what no i started oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no come on get off my guitar okay okay [Music] all right no no no no no no no oh he exploded all right so ian's next uh where where is he exactly oh yeah thanks for having me everybody thanks for having me oh it's so great to be here oh no no no no no no oh my god i'm trying to explode my house okay so pierce that i did have a joke ready to make you laugh it appears that it worked too early but you know what i'm working on uh improving myself uh going uh uh taking care of my health getting some exercise you know becoming becoming a true a true uh buff boy if you will but you know i think i have uh i need to work on leg day a little more too many push-ups you know [Laughter] oh stop no i refuse i refuse [Applause] you laid that one on extra thick oh my god well this one's really gonna get you i'm feeling it i'm feeling it you ready for this yeah all right all right so you know people always ask me uh pierce why do you keep building houses that are so tall all the time right like why why do you keep building houses there's so tall why do you keep building houses excellent question noy well i'll have you know the reason why i do it is because i'm very nervous about high water and i want to make sure that my house stays safe oh i feel you there yeah that's a legitimate you know yeah it makes me nervous right it's something i just want to get off my chest look at you oh that's a loaded joke yeah you all right you guys are gonna love this all right well you got you got to bear with me here okay yes okay okay here we go ready in three anticipate two one hey guys i'm ian ah sorry funny he ian just ian's face in general is funny to me oh he is his face [Music] no no no the joke isn't over the joker it it wasn't done okay that wasn't even oh there was another there's nothing wrong with this go sit down you'll like this part okay you'll find this part okay here we go hey guys i'm ian now i'm e out okay i like that see that's good humor welcome [Music] you know you keep that up you keep that up and uh you're gonna be as cool as the real ian [Music] see you all right time to go bye what what bye-bye all right the real ian's dead while i'm up here i'm a little bit nervous about this you know uh don't be we're not staring at you i mean i i just find myself like these days really fishing for some laughs oh you've got quite the catch i'm gonna get away from that one all right uh calling it yup going down down down here and uh you really hooked him on that one didn't you yeah you know it's something i i've been trying out a new anglin and come on out by the way guys i have all the diamonds so someone needs to really i know i've been trying here i'll i'll share some there we go hang on i'm just saying i'm still prepping everything back here give me just a minute what's what what is he doing is he okay i'm fine i'm fine you know i feel like we're i used all of my good jokes already so i feel like maybe i should just quit while i was ahead oh my god [Music] come on over here you little meatball what joke's so funny you made heads explode my neck is really ticklish [Laughter] oh no oh no no no nope well now that we know aphmau has almost all the diamonds we know that the steaks are high and if you don't tell a joke you might get an egg on your face oh high chicken oh a chicken oh nice [Music] why does pierce laugh at the dumbest things i love tickets okay i'm crossing your house look right wow that's savage well two can play at that game don't you dare oh the funniest joke is pierce's tears oh in here [Music] all right that was a good one all right i got this guys you ready you ready buddy ready okay fine you know as minecraft players it's important that we stay in shape a lot of us are made of the same shape we have the same you know everything but you know how we do that do you know how we do that no we exercise by running around the block oh [Music] do you think the explosions work on diamond blocks [Applause] yeah all right get it got it got it got it it's okay puffy did you blow up the diamond blocks and the stage with it oh yeah at least i still have 60.

Channel: Aphmau

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Id: hgAJHSVKFlM

Length: 18min 51sec (1131 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 20 2020

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