Terraria brings us laughter and pain.

well what'd you make your name bingo too all right big balls is my name iphone wow iphone i will say carson okay in about two hours three hours all right i'm invited to play vr among us okay but i thought we're gonna be okay yeah i doubt we're gonna be playing terraria for six hours straight hey you don't know i could say wow thanks for the invite but i really hate terraria i really just hate just love playing terraria my favorite game all right classic ultra classic me a big fan of terraria actually fun fact my favorite game ever made in the history of video games no way yeah is what i would say if i didn't hate this game oh guys we're bringing back s p live season two is in terraria all along it's your favorite it's your fa it's it's um it's awake smp guys oh like dreams so like it's like a joke yeah i don't know if you've heard though i get that i get that that's awesome yeah it's like your favorite smp but instead of having a bunch of british people talking it's just us too like playing sucks wait that sucks though it's just us two playing a really bad video game wait but that sucks no no i'm looking at my viewers right now we have more viewers than ever ever all right the biggest twitch stream in history four viewers really wow that's big that's big big i'm not gonna lie i'll try you're kind of big bro you've been hitting the gym is that what i'm yeah i've been yeah i've been losing some weight yeah hey what should we name the world what can we name it arby's yeah yeah and then we can have the meats yes we can that's so true we're master mode we're playing uh pick master mode all right no no no no no no no no no no no that's hardcore mode carson i've have 300 hours in this game please do not make baby game baby holy [ __ ] i'm sorry people literally play this game on their on their mom's ipod touch right and you're going to tell me you want to sorry i'm sorry it's a version of it it's literally it's literally a mobile game and i and i'm still here and i'm literally on my ipod right now i can play it on my ipod right now you're going to tell me let's pick let's pick easy mode squad stream god i would love to yes squad stream yes squad stream yes i sent you an invite to my squad i'm big news big news famous mine famous gamer all right okay he's here ready to squad street big balls yeah i'm big balls i love terraria all right guys for experience by the way the dynamic here is that carson likes this game and i don't the other dynamic is i think i have more hours than carson [Laughter] another part of the dynamic is our world is literally called arby's we have the meats we have the meat so you know i'm sorry man boys is when you get achievements it's the scariest and loudest thing i've ever had in my life really yeah i just built a crafting bench and went where and it scared the [ __ ] out of me i want to see oh what the [ __ ] [Laughter] it just goes it goes and i already built both doors nice and we have a beautiful little sunflower clean we picked master mode right no what the [ __ ] i didn't want our world to get deleted oh wait master mode is world deleted i i it said you have one chance or something like that so i was assuming it was just straight up hardcore mode master mode isn't world deletion what is it yeah maybe we should restart doesn't it have exclusive items i want to play the i want this to be like as miserable as possible master mode's extremely hard i have 300 hours can't beat it yep carson's restart the world no dude i want to be able to play the game we can play the game right does it automatic whoa holy [ __ ] game good game good game good game good game good walks up this block too game good oh my god game good game good game good dude oh my lord here's a step stool i don't know my real stool that's like a joke in that lunch club video [Laughter] did you see it no it's an equippable oh is it that's awesome why would they add that what is the purpose of step stool the item what the [ __ ] is the point wow i just rolled the dice got a broken wooden sword worst day of my life hey that's better than a uh double broken wooden sword do you have a double broken wooden sword no is that even possible no hey look at me it's like real life it's so awesome i need a step stool carson i need help getting over it oh my god you have a spear i got a spear bam he dropped 16 torches carson we're never going hungry dude that's so cool i love arby's oh my god he's so tall this is the funniest item in the game dude [ __ ] whoa oh no no that's horse [ __ ] that's horse [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this what the [ __ ] is this says it's a ghost man bro terraria is [ __ ] is this at least an expert world yes it's okay yo terraria guys be hitting different though holy [ __ ] night one zombies be hitting weird though they got me [ __ ] acting unusual what the hell kind of mean dude the step stool is literally overpowered dude no no way the step stool could never be overpowered it couldn't be no way um little slimer there is that a worm or a bomb probably a bomb oh or worse you know what i'll be the one to do it i'll be the hero of this play through are you exploding something no so basically the um the best item in the game which is the iphone what are you talking about i'm not making this [ __ ] up all right what are you talking about the best item in this game is the iphone there's no iphone in terraria bro there's an iphone in terraria i literally i'm on sprint and everything i don't know what the hell you're talking about this item is the iphone and in order to get it we need to do uh fishing quests you're actually kidding no you're yanking my chain you're pulling no you're pulling a fast one on me no we have to do fishing carson it is what are you talking about man we have to fish carson for a cell phone yes for the iphone there's not an iphone the iphone 12 just came out and we have to get it carson next you're going to be telling me there's a new playstation out or something there's an xbox out new iphone can teleport new iphone can teleport and it has 5g does master mode have specific items i don't think i ever like actually got an answer do you want me do you want to restart flying flying pirate ship is on master mode flying pirate ship you want you want master mode i kind of want master mode also if we reset we don't have to be uh you have a hook yeah what the hell that was fast well master mode items are flex this is we're gonna win okay we're gonna get the [ __ ] get the [ __ ] all right i mean i don't true true we could just we could just take him on to our adventure we just take him with us are we really taking this house no don't take the house okay get the gravestone so it's a [ __ ] my dead body big ball guys and that ladies and gentlemen was the first episode of our terraria let's play thanks for coming by that's going to be it for today uh make sure to drop a red but yeah what he said anyways master mode orbeez too the meats the meats we need the meat stool yeah a little bit too broken a little bit broken [ __ ] you know don't go for me don't vote for me hey you got the right guy you got the right guy if you ask me you got the right guy whoa hey i'm back bingo too baby holy [ __ ] they're air dropping a [ __ ] whoa is that a loud vine bro i just checked my iphone i airdropped [ __ ] death what the hell my cash back real quick call it discover [Laughter] you know supreme makes random household items right and appliances okay and i kind of want to like fill my house with nothing but random supreme household appliances okay just not own any of the clothes just like when somebody is like cooking at my kitchen they they have to use my supreme measuring cup what are your thoughts on this idea do you think i'd be cool it ain't bad i think you can work with it finally i can get a supreme fishbowl keep my fish in it it says supreme on it so that makes it good can you shut up man oh i'm a youtuber now i have to own it i have to own let's play terraria with ray william johnson can we get this to happen and then it ends rolling cactus carson i feel like you already know the answer to that question [Laughter] why does cactus roll dude can i say my favorite game of all like the game of our generation came out today and we're playing terraria i don't know anything about bug snacks i'll be honest they're kind of bug kind of snag that didn't explain anything actually what do you mean what is it kind of bug kind of snag that doesn't tell me anything what do you mean i hate you sometimes listen you know about as much as i do about bug snags except the difference is i'm excited for it whatever it is i'm i'm excited i saw that and i said yo that's god's game [Laughter] when i saw the [ __ ] hamburger come up on screen and he went i'm a hamburger i was like uh yes you are wait what happened i don't want it the bug snack they because they're kind of bug kind of snacks so one of them is a hamburger yeah and then it goes it's got a caro caro bonito song and you can already buy the vinyl record of it kind of bug kind of snack kind of bug kind of snack i don't know how else to describe it kind of sucks we put this uh this anvil and the furnace on the opposite side from each other well we could change it it's like the biggest inconvenience in my life we gotta have these rooms even cars so this is a [ __ ] disgrace what do you mean fix it for me uh you know i will actually just hold on i'm [ __ ] spinning my mace like what the [ __ ] is this guy wearing what was that guy i don't know oliver twist don't worry don't worry they can't they can literally cannot approve do you see my spinning maze oh my god getting closer holy [ __ ] why is there so many people here oh oh i'm actually juke master general you just call yourself juke master general yeah because i'm peaceing out dude i got more fallen stars than [ __ ] on my dick i still have my hook right oh yeah of course i do you're busted right now bro i'm kind of big guy kind of bug kind of snag i are you gonna like play this game terraria no bug snacks oh of course okay come on kind of bug it doesn't mean anything you know it doesn't mean anything well they're like they're like bugs right they're like they're like little bugs made of like strawberries and like and like hamburgers so they're like they're like they're like bugs but they're also snagged like i don't know what else you want me to say conversation is not going anywhere my mods saying how do i mute you when he figures it out let me know can we organize this before you go out again organize what the everything what's the worst the wood flooring under the chest oh see they want it to be like all wood they want us to make it look super nice your wish is my command yeah you could do that i'm gonna go uh mining for uh uh armor i'll be here then with wilbur and kyle you like what i did to them i gave them a uh yeah i gave him a place today yeah since they wouldn't move i moved to them carson dude i'm gonna come back dude i'm gonna have so much lead we can make g fuel [Laughter] what my uh is going to go do you want to play ark and then you're going to go ark is as ugly as your cat and then she's going to go and then you're going to hang up eager or reject oh so it's more than just minx who is it hey what do you want hi carson hello hi can you turn on your camera i mean i just imagine if you're calling right now oh so you assume that we want something usually we want to hang out carson no he's you're you're busy on your own carson but we're talking about history here and we would like to know your favorite history story your story from the history of america pearl or ireland why is if you had to [ __ ] one of the eager rejects who would oh my god why don't i don't lie carson for the record i said i would make you have to answer your sexists okay person do you know who i am bookmarking i'm not making any dinner don't you want to marry me so much what okay are we making you feel uncomfortable a little bit his whole chat is saying to hang up on us oh my god the cool thing is carson if you choose me to marry you you get ludwig too if you choose me to marry you you get nothing have fun on terraria yeah i'm gonna yeah okay bye we'll miss you bye where's all tribes saw mink's day ruined before don't forget to say hey don't forget to prime sub to me i'm live carson live thank you i'm looking for some pity subs it's it's been a rough month i'm looking for the new iphone came out iphone wow iphone iphone iphone iphone ipod [Laughter] another person's phone to the ground but then it's okay because was it even an iphone i don't know does it matter it was an iphone i also did you ever look at the tick tock account name that's part of my favorite part of it oh no the tick tock account was named wow iphone wow iphone i have so much tungsten ore dude i used to have 30 bars but i crafted a bunch of stuff with it so that i can uh i can make iphone wow wow never mind this is gonna be one short i guarantee you how many emeralds do you need 10 to make a hook right i think it was 15 oh if it makes you feel any better i have nine oh i i have seven oh hey if you add those two together you don't get enough that's not true nine plus seven equals sixteen you stupid have i told you about pre-patched porch luck yet okay well these are long words what porch luck if you put the wrong type of torches on the wrong biome then you get bad luck with fishing and rare drops drop rates go down if you use the wrong type of torch this is not real that's not real someone said it was real but too many people were complaining if you place a hundred torches in underground the torch god will spawn he is a complex boss you can't kill him and someone said the boss drop is useless so you should do it oh my gosh so chat i would just like to say you're illustrating all the things i don't like with terraria right now with torch god here all these mechanics that you're saying about uh these torches is like exactly the reason i'm like terraria is kind of dog [ __ ] but you know everybody will be like you're just a hater bro and i'll go yeah yeah they said they said oh if you beat torch god it makes it so that it place you place the correct torch in the correct biome and then someone says they said you can't beat them but no but then they also said torch the torch luck is gone anyways so what's the point why is the item in the game torch negative luck is gone positive luck is still in the game okay so there's good luck in the game also carson yeah okay no so they they actually kept good luck yeah so we have to so so we're gonna fight torch god right we had to fight torch god as well we have to fight torch god let me make 500 torches well that 500 a hundred i just said 500 because i thought it was a big number i'm exaggerating i'm kind of an exaggerated carson torch god doesn't exist 200 blocks down in a hundred torches oh so that i'm in an area where we can fight torch god i don't think torch god exists i don't believe you well are you ready to fight torch god i guess man and all 100 torches shoot you dodge all 100 torches so what if instead of doing that we like don't do that let's not do that of course you got it i actually googled it thank you chat thanks chet i'm glad you actually googled it real chat seems to really like torch god yeah well you just keep talking about it what is this what is this blue tree come on man hey that happened to me when i saw a tree except i exploded you having fun with terraria no i'm not because we're on [ __ ] master mode bro the difference between masks i don't even notice the difference between master mode normally i honestly oh my [ __ ] god you've literally killed it dude you are so stupid i got stuck in a cobwebs oh my god it's a wall crawler or wall creeper again thank you oh my god a [ __ ] hero just came by a hero in a minecart came in that was awesome that was awesome i'll see you back in a couple minutes man i'm having such a bad time dude i'm having such a bad time this honestly just feels like terraria i'm coming back down no no come on well you almost made it here no no no no no i'll see you back in a minute carson i'm not you know coming back down i i i can't beat the creepy crawlies they're just they just crawly too much i have nothing too good i have nothing good enough oh snail oh come on what is that oh come on carson i've reached hell no you haven't there are skeletons here oh different type of hell don't worry i have a gift for you when i come back up another is that number three oh that isn't a piranha and there's a piranha and there's a piranha and there's a piranha how have you not reached where i am yet i was going a different route this time and also it sucks well carson i'm on my way this skeleton just picked up all my gold though oh now we just had to deal with the uh black slime here i didn't i didn't see it i was about to give you your gift but then you hey hannibal hey hannibal all right carson just come back down and i have a gift for you oh there you go carson thank you you're so kind i gave you two i know oh my god dude holy [ __ ] what oh my god well back down the cave we go oh that's so cool all right are you ready to go back down to the mountain i gotta get the cat license the license teleports away to the cat delivery service we get a cat i guess we own a cat now yay kitty step closer to our femboy hooters okay you can't just say that man to the person that just said carson can you start hitting the gym yes i'll eventually hit the gym can you start hitting the gym please i think it'd be funny dude it'd be really funny if you were you know it'd be so funny if you didn't look so [ __ ] disgusting i think you'd be a good joke someone said can you please help me i'm stuck inside of a car how are we supposed to help with that you want me to like awesome one and someone carson someone kidnaps you okay and they lock you in the back seat of a car and you win you off on twitch [Laughter] no i'm at carson carson okay hypothetically all right okay you get kidnapped and you're locked in the back seat of a car okay and all the doors are locked right how do you get out um do i have my phone what uh no you don't have your phone so i can't log on to twitch i can't get my favorite twitch streamer to help no all the doors are locked yeah break the window what is so funny of course you're inside the car and just unlock it someone in my chat said dude needs training wheels oh my god thank you carson i needed that what's up carson trick question is it carson you're locked in a car yeah the assumption that i made is that i'm stuck locked into the car oh yeah you would be stuck locked in a car until you unlocked the door i mean it's obvious when you asked me like that question oh it was obvious okay that's why you break you think you're so [ __ ] cool control control please please oh please hit control so the little the little square shows up why do people like that so much it gets annoying it's helpful sometimes yeah turn it on when i need it and turn it off when it's useless right don't press control it summons golden freddy that guy's smart damn that sucks well i don't want to summon golden freddy guys white people have diamond miners get my gold there's two gold [Laughter] hey how much health do you have um 1 80. good thing we're underground yes nothing can hurt us here so i i just went up to uh 200. looks like i'm superior it looks like i'm on top now you just have better weapons better gear this would be like capitalism dude i i give you all of the stuff and you just go for yourself yes i gotta be at almost 400 health i just left you in the dark i made you yep use control more thank you what is with this obsession in control does it just play the game for me it must what are you doing carson i was getting the uh the things isn't there only one chest there were two sharks i didn't even get it no i i did what is shark bait what the [ __ ] well if you got it then you clearly would have got the [ __ ] inner tube that i just picked up what yeah i just got an inner tube yo well i got a breathing reed and a short guy yeah well now i float in the water [ __ ] yeah but look at the short guys but look at me i must have missed one is what probably happened and then you got that one right true true why do i have shark guy does he do anything or does he just look cool oh he's just shark shout out to shark he's shark all right ready to do your youtuber outro hey guys hey guys bye guys thanks guys bye guys bye bye guys that's my that's my outro that's fair that's true [Music] you

Channel: CallMeCarsonLIVE

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Length: 27min 15sec (1635 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 15 2020