Minecraft, But Everything Is Hostile!

today we're going to attempt to beat minecraft but everything is trying to kill us everything and if we manage to beat it without dying i'm going to give each of you a hundred thousand robux there's a pig with a sword chasing you oh my god the pigs have swords there's tmz chickens why is so much happening i'm going to the village oh i can't do anything these villagers are griefing me are you at the village yeah i'm at the village i got armor are you inside that house i'm not going anywhere near that yeah villagers can open doors but the pigs can't yeah there's like 30 pigs outside the door so he's hitting me through the window with the emeralds oh i found golden horse armor that'll be useful oh that's the tnt chicken oh my god if you kill them they get they drop tnt holy cow why is this a pig shoot carrots what is going on and thanks to epic games for sponsoring this video you can download rocket league sideswipe using the link in the description whoa there's a sheep they just launched him it dropped ender pearl they dropped they dropped ender pearls no it didn't it dropped three look oh my god are you kidding me these freaking pigs pigs i'm gonna fight those pigs all right you go look for sheep i'll get us iron stuff oh god i see one all right i'm gonna give it my all yeah i see i assume he's coming for you oh my god there's another sheep my turn i want to do it hit me blow me up you're not even trying to hit him oh i have to hit it what do you see those cows why are they standing are they shooting melt from their udders oh my god this might be the greatest thing in minecraft beat these jerks up oh my god you dropped boots tunic with flame x what is flamax i don't feel like dying anytime today i'm winning the game for us [Music] how are you alive okay i'm gonna keep killing we're farming ender pearls this is so epic there's baby cows there's baby cows no wait i need to see what the baby cow looks like get over here right now it's like a cow family this i can't be right i'm gonna murder a cow family wait there's horses let's see what the horses do oh my god horses i want to ride one let me ride one what it's floating there's blaze he's shooting fire they're like blaze are you kidding me hey he dropped blaze rods wait we literally don't even have to go to the nether den i want to ride it don't kill it don't kill it please oh no i've only got one heart i've only got one heart no oh i just wanted to ride the horse how do you do i do a horse damage is it funny that i have not made a pickaxe yet and we're beating minecraft right now let's go we don't need pickaxes there's a lot of donkeys on that mountain wait did donkeys do the same thing as horses yeah yeah they do i i came into contact with that one as well screw it i'm gonna do it oh baby horse yeah do it do you believe in me i believe [Music] holy cow holy cow just hurt hearing something go and start shooting fireballs at me [Music] rocket league sideswipe just launched worldwide 305 worldwide it's completely free to play and available on both ios and android download using the link in the description rocket league side swipe is easy to pick up and play anywhere uh cara where'd you go it doesn't matter if you're new like nolan or an experienced gamer like myself you could face off in 1v1 or 2v2 matches how did they get back here you can play private matches with your friends or competitively online to fight for a spot in the worldwide leaderboard watch i'll be at rlcs next year nolan you can barely play minecraft i'll still try and they just launched their rocket pass which lets you collect different items each season to use to customize your cars customization there's also a hoops mode offline play or training mode to practice wait basketball with cars i drive the line with soccer with cars thanks again to epic games for sponsoring this video you can download rocket league sideswipe by using the link in the description [Music] [Music] oh no no no yes there's a sheep there's a sheep okay okay i'm coming oh my god i just saw carl go flying across my screen holy cow [Music] okay i think we're supposed to go oh wait we're so close it's behind us [Music] oh i can't see anything don't touch the squids okay it should be literally like right below us this is the big throw right here carl my prediction is it goes towards the swamp oh okay well it's right here it must be right here we can literally dig down we'll probably hit it with my extra five head speed running knowledge if we dig down right here we will hit the starter staircase of the stronghold ready go ahead don't jump in my hold make it here i'll i'll take it by one for us here take these torches and light up the way while i go down oh yeah got it this is gonna be really scary you guys are screwed i'm gonna get lost in here i hate hearing the whatever that noise is oh my god wait i found it i thought that i thought carl i found it please kill this cow oh my goodness girl are you ready to go in would i still hear a freaking cow wait i i won't feel good until i kill this cow that are here there he is that's it finish the portal finish the portal finish the portal yeah baby oh god if you die i'm gonna be so pissed you it's not even [Music] oh god that was terrifying moo dragon what does that mean oh it's a cow it's a cow no it's not you guys that's so screwed dude why is it cows why is it cows everywhere go underground go underground i don't even see the dragon yet wait what the heck this is terrible the cows are so annoying all i hear is oh my goodness the fire breath that it shoots out is milk it literally shoots out milk no it doesn't shut up wait i'm going in the same spot what i'm dead oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god okay carl what are you doing carl what can you possibly be doing right now relax why are you acting like this i'm literally about to pop off i got one i did it nice oh my god he shot milk at me all right i'm gonna get this last one okay i want to get it wait you've gotten so many i'm already over here though hey don't get it okay oh he blocked clutch we're about to beat this game it's the most ridiculous way possible tell me when it's about to purge it's perching now it's approaching now what have i killed you right now what if i killed this what if i killed this one i can get it what if i killed you so i can get the dragon stop that is so much stuff that is so terrible that's just a jump you're not supposed to jump i jumped it's perching perch i really thought i was about to clutch that oh my oh my goodness surely want more surely we'll get it here surely we'll get it here oh my god it's perching it's perching it's perching here it is carl no you idiot i flew i did it i did it i did it i killed it i killed it guys we did it we beat minecraft with every mob attacking us thank you guys so much for watching go check out puns he does youtube and twitch don't forget to subscribe i'll see you guys in the next one

Channel: Karl

Views: 4,218,097

Keywords: karl jacobs

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Length: 9min 24sec (564 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 16 2021