Milton Jones - ABC2 Comedy Up Late 2014 (E7)

you pay it's milton-jones so good evening tricky isn't it when you go to buy a toaster and at the end the shop assistant says well what about insurance you don't want to but you end up taking a hostage tricky isn't it if you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead you see a lighthouse you know you shouldn't but you want to tricky isn't it if you're in a mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog tricky isn't it if you've got to text someone that one of their relatives has died and your name is Lowell may he rest in peace more recently I've been diagnosed as having attention deaf I come from a family of police marksmen half my grandfather he was an armed robber he died quite recently surrounded by his family my other grandfather he was a GI and he was in the RAF okay was a giraffe my other grandfather it's but a metal plaque on his forehead dedicated to a park bench that died my other grandfather he's always going on about how in the old days people could leave their back doors open which is probably why his submarine sank computerized banking that's amazing isn't it I mean these days they can clear a check in all four days have you noticed that if you google the phrase lost medieval servant boy says this page could not be found some of you are gonna be doing that tomorrow recent I've written a book called all the things I've ever done in my entire life and a donor spoiler but in the end I write a book but I would like to see a world without plagiarism you may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one why no for Christmas this year come get in the door to many granddad's it's not for me to tell you what to do with your asylum seekers Australia but if I know anything about this country everyone needs good neighbours good neighbors can become good friends let's go for me thank you good night

Channel: TheMelbComedyFest

Views: 234,264

Keywords: Milton Jones, Comedy Festival, MICF, Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Comedy Up Late, ABC2, ABC2 (TV Network)

Id: eRJPJlMEbYA

Length: 4min 55sec (295 seconds)

Published: Thu May 22 2014