Have you recently been thinking to yourself
"Man, I wish there were more dating shows. There simply are not enough. And also I only
have one TV channel and it's TLC." Well you probably don't exist. But if you did I'd say you
my friend are in luck because last Sunday the new hit dating show MILF Manor dropped on TLC. The
learning channel, TLC, that one. Or as it's better known these days the "look at those people. Aren't
you glad that that's not you?" Learning channel. Of course I was excited when I found out about
this show because even without watching it for a second. I knew it was going to
be the perfect storm of cringe and I was right but my excitement was misplaced
because man, this was a - this was a hard watch. The show is basically a group of
moms going out to this island retreat to find love. And just like most dating
shows like this, they may find love, they may find drama, they may get their hearts
broken, maybe get made fun of on youtube.com. Now, while the show does air on TLC, I was able
to watch it with my Discovery Plus subscription. Sorry, my second Discovery Plus subscription. I
have two. When I did my Mountain Monsters video, I signed up for Discovery Plus through Amazon Prime
Video which is where I get all my shows because everything's there. But the day that I needed
to go get my footage for the video for whatever reason, the Prime Video Servers were down. So I
had to go to Discovery Plus, the website, where I was not able to use my Amazon Prime account
to sign in. So I just had to sign up twice. So for the first and hopefully only time in my life, I'm going to say that I'm
glad that I have Discovery Plus. And also Discovery Plus. But with all that out
of the way, let's take a look at MILF Manor. "My name is April Jane and I am in my fifties.
I live in Studio City, California and I have three amazing boys. I don't think any of my sons
realize that I have an extremely high libido." -Yeah, I don't know any reason why
your sons wouldn't know that about you or why they wouldn't be actively
discussing it with you all the time. "I thought I had my whole life
planned but now I'm here open to the adventure. I'm open to having a
connection with another younger man." -I thought I had my whole life planned
out but I guess just for some reason, being on the show called MILF
Manor wasn't a part of that plan. "My name is Pola. I am originally from Mexico City
but right now I live in Miami, in a paradise." "Hi." "Hi." "How are you?" "I'm good." "My name is Pola. Nice to meet you." "Hi, Pola. Nice to meet you too." -'Hi, nice to meet you. Um, yeah, I think I'll start off with a shrimp
cocktail and if I could get another glass of wine, that'd be great. Oh, no, no, no. I'm not a
waitress. I'm one of the other moms, one of the other milfs. Oh, and you know what? I wouldn't say
no to some roles. I - Okay, I'll be right back.' "I'm expecting for some guys to
walk up and introduce themselves and here comes Pola and it surprised me." "Nice to meet you Pola." "Welcome to Mexico." -It kind of just sounds like the show
wasn't explained to you that well. "I'm not necessarily a competitive person but I'm
confident and she doesn't have anything on me." "Do you like Mexico? "I love it." "It's beautiful, right?" "It's gorgeous. "It is. Yes." "If someone proposed while I'm here,
that would be great news. Uh, I don't know what - if it's going to
happen or not but let's see." -So far, especially with Pola, we've
got some pretty high expectations set. She looking for love and I hope she
finds it. I hope they all find it. On MILF Manor - on TLC. God,
this is so fucking stupid. "Oh really? Can I ask you your age?" "No you can't." -That's right. Never ask a woman her
age. Unless you're another woman who is pretty much the same fucking age.
I feel like she can ask her her age. "My name is Soyoung. I am 50 years old.
When I meet good looking my type of man, I introduce myself say 'hey,
I'm Soyoung and I'm so [beep]." -Okay, I'm sorry. The videographer in
me and I use that term quite loosely. I can't help but notice how grainy
the confessional footage is like on the green screen. It looks like
they filmed this with an iPhone 3GS. "I'm a fire love. I have to have
those fire love to have sex." -I know that right now Pola's thinking "Oh well, you're drinking - you're drinking water
too. Cool. Now, I'm just the only one drinking wine at 9 fucking AM in the morning.
They left it out for a reason god damn it! "I'm a fire love. I have to have those
fire, love to have sex. If I don't that, I could have sex but I can't kiss
anybody because it's disgusting." -You know, most of the shows that I've
covered on this channel are ones where like their kids probably don't love
that they're on this show but oh man, if you are a preteen or a teen boy
and your mom goes on MILF Manor, you are done at school. There's, that is not
going to - that's not going to go away soon. "My name is April. I'm 43 years old. I'm from
Detroit, Michigan. I want to date younger men because a lot of guys that are older, they're
like in 'papa mode' and I want to get a chance to do me a little. So, when it's time
for me to be grandma, like I'm ready." -What are you talking about? Isn't she 43? How many guys is she meeting in their
early 40s that are in "papa mode"? "Ladies, where's all the men at? Are
you kidding me? You guys look great." -I'm starting to think that nobody explain
the show to them at all. They're like, just go to the bar, watch Pola drink some
wine, and we'll figure it out as we go." "My name is Charlene. I'm from Jersey
but currently, I live in Los Angeles. So, I'm wearing two necklaces today. The
first one is infinity necklace that my daughter Ashley got for me and she's my oldest
daughter. She would be 28 right now. She just had a birthday but she passed away when she
was 27. So, it's not even been a year yet." "Losing her was by far the hardest
thing I've ever had to do." -Well, that's not very funny. "I'm Kelly. I'm 50 years old and
my alter ego is Disco Mommy." "Hey, girl..." "Disco Mommy loves house music and Disco Mommy,
she's really spontaneous. She's just fun." "What can I get you ladies to drink?
Do we need a shot?" [Laughter] -I know that when she started pulling out those
shots, Pola was like, "thank fucking god". "Kelly has a big personality." "Don't play with me." "I do think that for me, it's really too much." -So, Kelly, the 'let's take shots' mom, she is
that person that I up in most dating reality shows of this nature. She's the token reality show like
does the most kind of girl. They're always blonde and this has nothing to do with it, they just
always happen to have a lot of plastic surgery. "All these women look amazingly hot, but they're
not me. Always good vibes. I have six amazing kids, three girls, and three boys and I feel like
I've been judged by having multiple kids from not having the same dad. In fact, that's the number
one question people ask me like - like 'From the same guy?' I'm like, 'No, why would I
have six kids from the same guy? Hello.'" -I mean, she does to have a point even
if it is a point from Nick Cannon. "And then I realized I can teach
younger men a lot of things." "What are these things you can teach them?" "I don't know if I can see that on TV." -I mean, you could say it here. We're just
going to throw it up on Discovery Plus. Wait, Discovery what? Discovery Plus. It's a
streaming platform. It doesn't fucking matter. "So, how's dating going for you now?
Do younger guys gravitate towards you?" -Goddamn, round two already. Pola
is - she is so relieved. She's like, 'I am so glad I'm not the token alcoholic'. "I already feel I'm the woman that
will get the least attention." "My read on Charlene is she probably
was very hot when she was younger, more in shape. I just feel like she
doesn't know how to clam herself up." -Damn. It is not even been 10 minutes. "I was asking them what they do and then
now I'm thinking we should try to guess." "Just guess what you do." "Would you - I feel like you do
something like with human resources." "She's like corporate... Yes,
I was just gonna say that." "Yeah. Yeah. Right?" -Whether she meant it or not, that is such a diss.
Imagine just someone looking at you and being like, ‘Yeah, human resources. You- you got that
human resources look to you.’ I would be livid. Even if I worked in human resources, I don't want
to look like I work in human resources you know? "Have you guys been dating during
COVID? Have you been dating?" "I haven't been." "Not since." "Well, I'm open, you know, it's just whatever
God has, I guess." "Amen to that." "Right? Whatever God's plan is." -'So what have you guys been doing? Have you
been like dating during Covid still? Well, I don't know. I've been kind of all over the
place doing whatever - God's plan, you know?' 'No, I don't know. What the
hell are you talking about?' 'Well it's just like - okay so like,
you see the way I look at it is I'm - I've fucked so many guys in the last 3 months.' "I've always been, you know, a believer. I
love the lord and I think it's important with relationships. I think your partner having
God as a foundation is very important." -Does she know that she's on the TV show
MILF Manor? She's on Milf fucking Manor. "And we'll see what happens on this
amazing journey. I'm so thrilled." -So at this point, you may be wondering as I
was when I was first watching this, where's the host? Is there a host? And the answer to both of
those is no, there is no host. I'm assuming they did it to save money and they're just ripping
off the Zoe 101 - give everyone a fucking phone thing. They will receive text on that phone and
that will guide the show and us as the viewer. "I'm a little excited but also nervous
because we have no idea what to expect." -But now that we got the chance to meet
all of the moms, it's time to meet the guys and I'm so excited, I - I hope
they're all just big fucking himbos. "What's going on?" "Wait, they're our moms? Holy [beep]." "I'm like completely shocked. I see my son back
there and it's like 'Who are all these guys?'" -I am being 100% serious, I did not
expect that going into this. What an awful awful genius fucking idea.
Knowing that TLC produced the show, it's - everything's coming together
and making a whole lot of sense. "I knew my son Gabriel was
going to be in Mexico with me. I thought he was going to be on
a separate dating retreat. But he's in my dating pool and I'm going to
have to see my son date these moms." -Okay that makes a ton of sense because at
first I was thinking how do you not know you're going to be on the same reality
show with your mom but knowing that were intending to go on different shows makes
this believable, so I appreciate that. "I'm gonna be honest. I'm thinking first pick in the draft. like I'm looking at
everything else before my mom." "Thank god for that." [Laughter] -Awesome Ryan with the - the
bare minimum. I'm glad to. "I'm here to find love. Don't get in my way." "Honestly, honestly, older women are very hot and I know I got the swag and
I got the game for them." "Wow, this is like news to me." -Yeah I don't know why I've never had a
conversation about being into older women with my mom who is an older woman. "But whenever I bring a woman home, it's all
up to my mom whether I'm dating her or not." "Yes!" -Why? "Been winning. Been winning." -Okay, so the son said "swag" a few minutes ago and now she's saying "winning". What is
with this bloodline and dated references? "All these women are significantly older women. So, it's pretty alarming. Not
in a bad way. Not in a bad way." "Let's go. We need to hit the bar." -I'm sorry. I have to point
out this guy's outfit. What the fuck is that? He looks like a tech deck dude. "Hey you guys. I've got this text. So it says, "Greetings. You are about to
start a unique dating journey." -So it was at this point of
the show when I realized okay, they - they really don't have a host.
That's like for sure. It's 16 minutes in now. They're just going to keep doing
the phone thing and you know that they were just like hoping that everybody is a clear
and proficient reader for everyone's sake. "In the real world there's often
a double standard where an older man with a younger woman is accepted. But
an older woman with a younger man isn't. Mm-hmm. "Not here." "Whoo!" "Okay, I got one too." "Oh." [Laughs] "Over the next few weeks." -'No way. I got a text too.
Says, Verizon Wireless, your bill of 137... Wait, hold
on, it's just my fucking phone.' "You'll be part of a dating experiment
that will level the playing field and see if you can find that special
someone from a different age group." "I got a text guys." -I hope they saved a lot of money not hiring a
host because this phone shit is getting old just like going from person to person receiving the
text. I really didn't think a reality show could get lazier than Next Best Influencer having Alex
Warren host the show via FaceTime. Although it is TLC which gives them no fucking excuse because
they're a giant TV network and Awesomeness TV is owned by Viacom actually. I forgot
about that. Never mind. I think it was Next Best Influencer. That was the last time I did anything Awesomeness TV related and I
was shook when I saw Viacom in my emails. "Out there actively searching, are you?" "Jimmy thinks so but who knows, right? We might find the perfect love in
here. Uh-huh. Jimmy don't know about me." -Can I - can I just fucking go home please? "So, you're going to be 24. Your son's 23.
"No, he's 20." "I'm about 21."
"Oh, you're the baby." -20 years old. Holy shit! I don't think that's
okay. Very bare minimum, they should be old enough to drink. Ideally, old enough to rent a car. Not
even just so he can drink, it's just - that's so young. What if one of the sons was just like
11? Like they didn't flush out all the details. 'Yeah, we didn't really think this one through.
We just - you didn't have any other sons.' 'Then why did you put me on the show?' -I mean you're a fucking milf. "I'm going to be 22."
"Whoo! That's what I like to hear." [Laughter] "And I'm probably the oldest." -Is she the oldest? I mean I know she's
got that been smoking Virginia Slim 120s for 36 years voice but like I didn't think
she was that much older than anyone else. "Oh there's no way. There's no way!" -I'm not going to lie, Joey, he's got the risk." "Joey, Joey, which one's your mom?" "Yeah." "Ha!"
"There she is." "You really want me to point her out?"
"It's pretty obvious." "Joey is just a young bug and he's just
probably going to do something to my mom and then try and hit on another
girl and then another girl so..." -Alright, this guy is giving Chris Angel a run for
his fucking money. Look at all of those necklaces. "Gabriel and I are both here because we wanted to take this adventure. It literally
fell in our lap from the heavens." -I'm pretty sure this is the fifth outfit
we've seen him in and every time he changes, it's a bit more of a jump
scare than the one before it. "I can't. I'm sorry." "Can you stop and just let me talk?" "Can you do it again? Can you not
see - Why are you seeing heavens?" "Because that's what I'm
saying. I - I'm my own person." -God I feel like this show just took MTV's Date
My Mom and then said 'what if it was real?' Real bad but also real. I'd be willing
to bet this is the realest show that I've watched in the past year. Which is not good
but I figured I'd point that out at least. "Attention daters. There are eight duos here.
And there are eight bedrooms in the villa." -So now our fabulous host phone
is going to let us know how the living situation's going to be.
And spoiler alert, it is awful. "And there are eight bedrooms in the villa.
Each duo will room together. Not all the rooms are the same. They are two large master
suites with hot tubs inside the room." -A lot of times when I watched these shows, I
always think about how funny it would be if I ever got on to a show, mainly because of my YouTube but
also it would be fun to just fuck around and not really take it seriously but I think with this
show, I am going to take the hardest of passes. "Head outside where the moms who are the most
in touch with their sons will win the suites." "We get the text that we're going to
be staying in the same bedroom and my Mom and I we're really close but dating
lives are very separate. I don't want to see who she's trying to flirt on and
now we're going to be living together." -Is it just me or is this guy like
sound different every time he talks? He is changing up his accents more
than that guy changing outfits. "I have twins." "Do you?" "Three boys. Gabriel's a twin." "Oh wow!" "But they don't look like, fraternal." "Fraternal." -Imagine being the twin that had to do this like
god fucking da- why - why didn't Kevin have to do this? What did Kevin do? So now it's time for
our first challenge which will determine who lives with who and I can't imagine this is going
to be any worse than anything we've seen yet. And no, I'm not saying that setting up a joke,
like it's actually going to be really bad, okay? "The moms get a blindfold and they have
to go up and touch all of the young men and figure out by touching their chests and
abs and shoulders which one is their son. -Ha ha ha ha, you gullible piece of shit. Why
would you believe me? Why would you believe me? "The two moms that figure out who their son is the
quickest win the best suites in the whole house. So, the competition is on." -Man, whoever wins this one, it's like
"Yeah, cool, you won but at what cost?" "There's still mommies in the house!" "If I pick Joey, hopefully I
don't pick him first because then, yeah, we'll have a nice room but it's
like, I kind of want more than that." "Hmm." -I'm not trying to complain too much because
cringe and uncomfortableness works well on my channel. I benefit financially from it
but is it not harmful to our society that every time a new reality show comes out, it
has to top the previous ones by being worse? "Ugh. That's nice. Ugh." -Once again, great for my channel. Maybe harmful
to society though which is what I live by. "Me and José train every day at my
studio, so this is really easy for me." "This is José." "Oh!" -You could even see the faces on the
moms. They're like, "Yeah, good job, I think." God, I don't I don't like this actually. Watching this, I was especially annoyed when
I heard that someone off screen was blowing a horn because that means that there was
someone who could potentially be a better host than phone. You know, if anything,
that person's probably sending the text. [Laughter] "Soyoung's style of trying to
pick her son was very aggressive." -I - I don't even have to
say anything. You guys know. -"I have a text. 'Congratulations.
Your time is a winner." [Cheering] "You get the suite." "Wow!"
"Who's the second winner?" "Hit the hot tub."
"Wait another text." "I got a text message." -See like right here with the phones they
got their first winner and now they're just like "Hey, where's the - where's the second
winner?" and someone's off camera like... "Who's the second winner?" -Okay can you give me a goddamn second?
I'm the only one doing this shit. "So it says congratulations. I was second place.
I get the suite with a hot tub on the patio. You're all welcome." [Cheering]
"Yeah, José!" -Oh awesome. I get to share a room with my son. The one with the vibrating
beds. Cool. Can't fucking wait. "You're not worried a little bit like
to sleeping in a stranger house with..." "No. I'm just going to stay close to you." "Oh you have a good relationship so there's..." "So, it's okay right?" "I mean, I guess." -'I mean yeah, we have a good relationship
but I'm trying to bag some pee. So, maybe some distance wouldn't be
the worst thing in the world.' "I mean I honestly learned a lot from
like all that talking. I mean..." "You did?" "Everything that's come out of his
mouth has been just straight facts." "I'm just wrong. I'm just wrong." "And I'm just like..." "You're welcome. This is your dad." "Mom..." "Oh, wait. I just got a message." "Where are you? You said,
'Come up here.' Mom! Mom!" "Could you take it from a ten
to it two? We've relapped." -Okay, while I do admit this is not something
in general, I want to do with my mom at all nor would I want to share a room and hear all
this stuff but Kelly's right. He needs to take it from a ten to it two because every
time he opens his mouth, it's just... "What are you doing, mom!? Mom!
Oh my god! You gotta be Joking. "Just chilling."
"Joking!" "I'm cock blocking my mom because first
night no. You've known her for 6 hours. You can't just immediately go into you
know, I want to... and then... yeah." -Dude it's - you are on the television show MILF Manor. Everything decent has been
thrown out the fucking window. So, now that day one's out of the way,
we can finally get to know each person and get a better idea of what they're
into. Like Jimmy for example and no, I'm not sending up another bit. Okay I - I
would never - I would never lie to you guys, except for that one time or
unless it benefited me directly. "I find Pola absolutely beautiful. I'm a
man of great taste. I like great things. I'm a very big feet person and Pola has
these feet that I just want to like oil up and lather and just massage and get
real warm and then paint her toenails maybe a color and like suck the acrylic
off them toes and shove them in my mouth." -You don't learn do you? You
don't ever fucking learn. This is why you'll never get ahead because
you let me lie to you hand over fist. "We can't be vanilla bro. We got, like, moms
here. Like we gotta really step our game up." -You know that guy after hearing
this is just like slipping his feet back into his Gucci flip
flop trying to hide his toes. "So Pola, I was thinking I really
would love to get to know you and go on a paddleboarding date maybe
if you're like interested..." "Yes. That's cool. Let's do it. Yeah." "So, it's down on the beach. Uh, the paddleboard's
over there if you like to go with me." "Yeah, let's go." "Let's go."
"Let's go." "It's our paddle boards." -Just watch like they're getting ready to
paddleboard and then she just says 'Alright, let me just get on my boat
shoes and we'll be ready to go.' 'Oh you don't have to, you know, you
don't have to put those things on.' 'Yeah, I just want to protect
my feet. That's all. Perfect.' "Let's go." "Faster." -I gotta say, it works out pretty swell
that she's paddleboarded before because I don't imagine it going well if she
hasn't. That shit looks really hard. "Hola. I get the fantasy suite tonight." "Never." "Kelly is not the type of
girl for José. I'm 100% sure." "You see his body language though? Look at it." "No." "Whether she likes it or not, I'm going to
do whatever it takes to take my man home." -Okay, this shot right here, José looks like
he is older than every woman on this show. "I like to win." "Hey, mom." "No, I can't." -The more that show goes on, among other
things that cross my mind throughout, I can't help but notice how right I
am about her being the token reality show woman. She's just hitting everything
down the list. Like she's starting shit now which - she's not starting shit.
She just like to have a good time. "I've had my eye on José from day
one and I'm definitely going for it." -Wait, what happened to the guy from last
night? The - Was it Craig? Because she was all over Craig last night. Granted she was slashed
but she was trying to get him up to the room, trying to - trying to do stuff but now the entire
narrative has shifted and this is only episode one. I don't know how many they're going to be.
Well, this is going to be a long long journey. "So is - have you ever dated older
women? I don't think I asked you that." "Yeah, I - I usually go for older." "See, and I usually attract younger men." -Well it's a good thing you guys are on
this show MILF Manor. Which by the way, do they know the name of the show now that the
Twist has been revealed? Or do the guys still think that they're on like Love Island?
Like this guy that hasn't talked one bit. "Are you here - what are you here
for? I guess I'm just curious." "Okay. I'm here for the same reason
as everybody else is. I guess to go outside of our - the culture values that
we have and explore different opportunities, different relationships, different connection
with people that we would never do before." -'I mean I'm - I'm just like - I - I
think what I would be, like my goal, I just really want to get my dick sucked.' 'What are you here for on MILF Manor?' "Am I putting you on the spot?" "No. Not at all. I mean - on the - on
the contrary. On the contrary. Actually it's - it's actually very - very cool that..." "I'm just curious." "Yeah, yeah. And I appreciate your question." "José and I were really connecting
as far as I'm concerned." -What do you mean "connect"? That was
the most basic conversation I've ever heard. I've connected more with a
grocery store cashier than this. "Who do I think will hook
up first? I would probably say Kelly. Last night she was all
over Ryan. Now she's after José." -Okay maybe I was a little bit off on the
- the whole Craig name thing. It's Ryan is who I was talking about. Editor, cut
that out. Jesus Christ. You wrote on the notes. Leave it in. Make a funny bit
out of it. What do you want me to do? Okay okay okay god damn it. Just
forget it. You're ruining everything. "She definitely wants to be the
belle of the ball or the Barbie but I think that's - it's a little
much. Like this isn't a game show." -May I remind you the show is titled
MILF Manor and it is on TLC. I give more respect to Parental Control
than this when talking about love. "Oh, la-la."
"We was paddleboarding." "I did see that." "It doesn't look like paddleboarding to me." "We did." "It's not what it looks like. I swear." "It was really fun." "You want rosé, José?"
"We'll bring you some rosé, José." "No, no, no, that's fine." -I want you to know I rewinded this like 10
times, I turned on captions. I still don't know what she was saying. He basically repeated
what she said and she was like "no, no, no." "You want rosé José?" "We'll bring you some rosé, José." "No, no, no, that's fine." "Beautiful, thank you" -So I don't know what the hell that's all about. "hat if José falls in love with Kelly?" "No, she won't." "You see his body language though? Look at it." "No."
"It's talking. It's talking to me." "No, I know it's not." -She's like, 'Keep that
plastic SLUT away from my son. "Pola makes it very clear that she just does
not like Kelly. So, if Kelly wants José, I'm thinking that Kelly's going to have to either,
one, go through Pola or two, go around her back." -Man, the more that I watch is the more
that I realize this is exactly how dating should be done. TLC really cracked the
code as they always do. They know best. "I thought she came here to date
a younger guy, not her son." "It won't happen." "But what if?" "No, I can't." -Man, imagine how Craig feels right
now. Like he was a gentleman last night. He was respectful, he
walked Kelly up to a room, did not fuck her in front of her son and
now he's gotta see this... unbelievable. "I like to win. It won't happen." "But what if?" "No, I can't." -Well guys, that was episode one of MILF Manor.
I'm not sure how I'm going to go on with the rest of the show. I might just either watch it
on stream, watch it collectively and make just a part two to it to finish off the show. We'll
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