Mike Epps Comedy Collection

and this is a nice thing man I swear to God I really appreciate y'all supporting this man for these kids down the south-central give it up for big red sleep right I'm telling y'all real [ __ ] lands here I sleep rock called me and said Mike we don't want a Christmas thing for the kids and I said oh yeah I thought it was some [ __ ] I said okay everything is doing the Christmas handler kids every year decline like a [ __ ] because they got money from me and I said what I'm to the Christmastime meaning of kids you want night I tried to do up to one of the money that many I ain't [ __ ] the money of it they would back me as I got to so this time I said lay on the couch sleep rocks they come down man we down the hood I said I'm go down there I'm say [ __ ] I'm going down there I went down in the hood and these brothers had took a impartment building they had a lot of little kids in there a lot of drugs and crime and stuff like that they had in a little bitty court they had a room full of little bitty toys and they didn't have a lot of toys but the little kids that living on the inside of man don't kill who so damn happy it also made me cry because I grew up didn't have no toys we had breaking muggles I was still a [ __ ] if you feel bad bad another [ __ ] big wheel so I said man I got to get out with this man meet some real brothers they've been through some trials and tribulations in their life and they give it back to these kids man spills pain and I just want back out man this is a Monday night is waning we just gonna do this it propene was sitting there he was gonna do it anyway I swear I appreciate this so much a lot of you Jehovah Witness this in your class my mother cooked on my widowhood as a she don't get [ __ ] you go to school they call the teacher here my son is not to participate in anything business a lot little Pedro is about 16 mm man basement I just see this thing on people's cool this is Tony Johnson around supermarket on wearing three it will set a DJ Quik leg [ __ ] never got the kitchen okay but both humor I'm over to my Luna bit crown makeover moment to win back and I see I see you still got that skinny jeans suit on from back in the day hey my ID couldn't wait me to get on this show she taught my when you see our singer tell him I said I stuck the little Miley Cyrus tongue out when she stick her tongue out all time singing no teeth in the front she laughs I'm getting older now I could tell there's a lot of older women be trying to talk to me I've been sitting at the bar all of a sudden I hear hell oh my god was this morgan freeman looking woman and snuggled behind me she said what you got a problem I said yeah you're a cougar all right what is a cougar I said okay a dinosaur is that another one yeah it's going down man for real man these kids is going crazy man D these child stars they getting this money too quick Jason well Justin Bieber then got chased all up and out Miley Cyrus took the cake she was up there on the VMAs just shaking the two little chicken cutlets out - look grilled chicken cutlets just shake I can't wait to see you so I could tell her I just seen your daddy in the car with Joe Jackson they've done my turn your hands up everybody thought my boy I'm the type of dude at a call in on Friday and still come get my check yeah I was sick this morning I I got better around 3:30 with a check said if you work with a guy and y'all make $5 iron he dancing and happy all the time the dude is stealing ain't nobody that happy and make down a welcome to McDonald's my help you please drop it right ahead get a burger with you yeah yeah man I love LA but la ain't the strip club city I tell you that oh no you go to Atlanta man the strip clubs on a whole nother level look at all the little freaks out there run your hands man smell your hands they're my leather strip clubs they be eating chicken wings and dance let's miles kept hepatitis C in there Miss Brown I went to one strip club girl jumping behind the counter you want to dance I say you want to tell me where you just came from it's just a hundred I saw a strip club and you know you want a black strip club and a ghetto strip club when the DJ stop the music and saying Laquisha you'll grab my mouth side waiting on you when we show you'll grab my my side waiting on you your white strip clubs a real smooth that's why I felt up this age she goes by the name on legs eyes that's why fellas you drink minimum sexy Wednesday's skinny white girl come out there with a baggy thong found just dangling in the back then keeping it part then keeping that part right there I can't stand you ain't never got his own weed [ __ ] just show it when you start smoking you really just think the whole thing soon as you fire [ __ ] up with hand there was I dropped my blow one time and a [ __ ] picked it up and hit it on the way up oh I think a tiger was [ __ ] it up anything in the country we got to be in the House by 6:30 now sling a time Willis [ __ ] everybody this year lovely [ __ ] two [ __ ] coming out the woodwork I slept anguli I cracked under would I for to be in [ __ ] up in an airport see the drunk there I said you better get to look good she say when you see your daddy I'm a [ __ ] kill TMZ them little [ __ ] may be sneaking out of humming air and [ __ ] jump behind [ __ ] at the airport I only see him the moment that my boo the [ __ ] you ever this amazing night this was [ __ ] ain't gonna biggest win

Channel: paulh123456

Views: 450,913

Keywords: Mike Epps

Id: pBxbo_HNOJg

Length: 9min 59sec (599 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 24 2014