Messi & Ronaldo play FIFA - ZIDANE vs XAVI!

what up my goats today we are going to headbutt I mean play FIFA oh no I messed up sorry guys zon you tried to do the intro 60 times already and mentioned headbutt 62 times maybe just let Messi do it okay fine finally okay goats today shvi and I will play FIFA against penaldo and zon to see who is better well done pessy now let's start okay zidon and I will play in the first half and zavi will beat Ronaldo's camel booty in the second half my camel what guys I have a question can I speak without getting fired like at Barcelona or what no we won't fire you bro unless you make a lot of mom jokes okay good to know wow great dribbling zedon I never knew you were good at FIFA I used to play a lot of FIFA 5 back in the day but I could never find the headbutt button so I stopped playing wow Bravo what a sa from Bravo Messi this isn't inter Miami the keepers are actually good here yeah you are right I almost forgot that should have went in stupid zined and so stupid stupid Chavi passes it to B who passes it hey oh my Antonella I had lagged we are literally all looking at the same screen Messi sto making excuses says Mister everything is rigged watch out what in the world cup is this rigging itic bro Ronaldo is clearly distracting me by gaslighting me let's restart don't be salty Messi that was just a great goal by me so we are not going to restart bro I'm going to turn off the PlayStation if we don't restart right now okay turn it off Messi but that counts as a rage quit and means we wonhe don't do it Messi there is still a lot of time left just focus bro stupid camel Naldo and his gaslighting bull crap I will show you guys how a real goat plays just dribble forward a bit make the Defenders choose quickly pass the ball for one two and then go into space and get the ball ready to shoot bro even Mr goat's girlfriend shoots better than that ha chave since when does your character have such a bad shot since you held the controll of Messi now come on bro I am starting to think I should maybe become a pro in FIFA are there any Esports teams I could join that have no rules against headbutts probably not and uh nice tackle Messi now go on the counter attack I will Javi let's just hope I don't get any lag this time again the only thing lagging here is your brain bro anessi an Messi Anor Messi Anor Messi Anor Messi Anor Messi Anor Messi Anor Messi Anor Messi Anor Messi Anor Messi Anor uh penalty penalty this can be the one Leo you got this okay this must go in for my sweetie pie Antonella man oh man that was a close one luckily that hey what did that person just say take this you Z Don what are you doing man I heard someone in the audience insult my sister and I got so mad man all right well next time just count to 10 and relax okay we can't lose this game by making silly mistakes like that now that the lag is gone I feel like I am playing like myself again so like a 4 feet tall acoustic rigging ghost shut your non World Cup having camel mouth up and watch this goal oh no that was even closer than Neymar is with the hospital staff ha okay okay that was a good one Messi ha yes yes keep dribbling with Ronaldo zidan maybe do some Ronaldo chops too and a long shot would also not be a bad idea if you think that is a good idea Chrissy then let's try it a little bit further and then it's time for a long shot ah man oh man that was even more trash than matar's talk how many times can a man bring up some trash talk from years ago chvy I put a lot of Vaseline on my head today so you better watch out with what you say o okay okay oh my Sir Alex yes great passy done now keep going and ah you are one-onone no I have lagoot bro let's try something why are you not shooting shoot shoot shoot ah oh man that was so close I wanted to do a rainbow flick over the keeper but instead I gave him a little headbutt my bad okay one accidental headbutt is fine but please stop messing around now good messy good just bring out your inner Tik taka again and get through vadd defense oh my Antella this might actually be it just go a little bit to hey hey hey penalty penalty penalty ah what no way that was a penalty rigging pessy at it again this is so unfair bro I didn't even do anything wrong this referee deserves a headbutt man stop crying guys Marcelo was clearly holding Messi's shirt even tighter than leowski holds his phone when filming cringey Tik toks instead of performing in my squad bro look man Messi is clearly just diving as if he is arjin rbin in his prime so rigged again good call by the referee now I will show you Real Madrid losers how it is done baby he okay zon maybe you can still save it Messi only got kind of good at penalties after his rigged World Cup but in 2015 he was still trash so focus and save it okay here goes nothing yes you got it out what the mey the keeper just glitched man so rigged again since when is Messi so toxic bro like that celebration is just annoying here pay close attention to the keeper he can catch the ball and just Dives away like Neymar after someone sneezes how rigged can it be well the first half is almost over and then it is me against Chavi so try to quickly score one more Zon I am trying my best Chrissy like look at all these amazing skill moves no way Messi can get the ball of me when I do ah red cut bro great tackle Messi another rigged moment bro has almost rigged more FIFA games than balandor by now let me Focus camel Naldo and boom that is how you do it baby we all know that you don't even know how to do skill moves messy so that was just luck just push that weak Z done don't worry I just did bro now I am going to do one last Counterattack and finish this ah no I had lag too shoot leoo oh man I missed even more chances than Dortmund in the Champions League final this might be my last chance to score before it is your turn svie I Believe In You Messi bring out your inner trible winning forance for us we can't bottle the first half now zon or the comments will call us Arsenal I am trying but Messi is getting so lucky TI taka anarak ah so so so close again did bro really just give his shot a name well not going to lie we all do that on this channel zon it is our hidden pleasure just like how Chini is Suarez's hidden pleasure ah Ronaldo can you just for once shut your camel mouth up when I'm trying to score now I missed again okay the first half is done so now Ronaldo and I will take the controller you got this Ronaldo just pretend you are playing against Juventus and score another bicycle kick okay that is exactly what I was thinking don't lie Ronaldo you were probably just thinking about scoring another Bluetooth goal or tap in I will tap you in some catchup you Burger Merchant now go suck a hot dog or something and let me Focus I already feel a goal coming let's quickly pass it to busets and then chip it to hey what the why is Iniesta taking a nap on the field man holy laporta this is bull crap a quick step over and then go to ah oh my Sir Alex how was that not a red card this is why they call you dve Naldo ha don't let that tiny man distract you Chrissy don't worry Zen I pretended to come out with my keeper to confuse shavei he oh man he did the classic mbappe move by coming out but then going back in I shouldn't have chipped the ball my bad Leo it's okay that move is just overpowered guys close your eyes and put your hands in the air if you have never won a World Cup hey hey hey Ronaldo why are your hands not in the air you rigger messy I swear to my Pusa award if you don't stop messing around I will bicycle kick my feet into your tiny little balls I might be a little short but trust me my footballs are not tiny that's true I have seen them by accident well I will still Bic will kick them if you don't stop you mean like this oh my Antella that was so close great try shaby take this Ronaldo bro gets even more Fired Up by tackles than getting fired by Barcelona low blow Ronaldo now I will uh holy laort this game is glitched like why did he tackle instead of shoot ah free kick hey what oh my headbutt I thought you were just joking with the rigged comments Ronaldo but this might actually be rigged good cross chabby now head the ball and ah close one keep it up look look pass it to Karim quickly yes let's go oh my Sir Alex kareim the dream is going to score the winner to prove he is in my shadow and ah man oh man never mind what an idiot man oh man that was close watch out chv that Camel is going to shoot again for Ronaldo H man oh man nothing is going in today this must be how Anthony feels bro doesn't get a penalty for once in his cam life and immediately forgets how to score haaha don't listen to him Chrissy and show him your super hot six-pack shot okay oh my Sir Alex this bad luck is just insane also amazing shot name zon that really hyped me up I thought it would we are in the final minutes so you know what that means time for some stepovers boom boom boom get into space and a long shot of Dreams in the eye ah man oh man I don't know how long I can keep this defense up for Messi just hang in there and don't give him any penalties ja okay I will try great cross Chrissy now go for the volley for Cristiano ah no way man maybe one more attack red card red card ah man what is this game okay we're going into overtime zidan and chvi can play the first half and I will finish off camel Naldo in the second half run and ah no I think Bale is injured I hope he is okay well let's oops oh my headbutt no way Bale just blocked the ball whilst imitating Neymar ha unlucky zined now it is my time to foul go you are away and ah what we were just about to score no way this game just stopped the match out of itself this is so ried brale could have maybe died if he didn't get any medical help great call from the ref he probably just wanted to get off so he could play golf typical Bale okay it is time for the second half and to teach that 4 feet tall ghost a lesson big talk for someone without a cool beard shut up Messi you damn well know Georgina doesn't let me grow a beard so stop mentioning it you got this Ronaldo you were always clutch in the past like in the Champions League and that game of fortnite so now just do it again clutch n let's go haa that shot was even more precise than my headbutt thank you Zinedine and of course it was Tony Cruz who scored right before he leaves Real Madrid ha oh my Antonella okay stay calm Messi just stay calm you scored in the extra time of a World Cup final so you can easily score against a camel too here we go again baby just forfeit already messy because Isco will make it three to ah oh that was almost as close as my bodyguard is to me like 24/7 great tackle Messi MSN would be proud thank you Savi and now it is time for some anchor Messi Anor Messi Anor Messi anchor Messi an messy anchor a messy anchor a messy anchor messy anchor messy anchor messy anchor messy anchor messy anchor messy Anchor Man I had lag again how can such a little guy give me such a big headache man Messi this is prime Barca so try to TI Tak a bit more you are right okay let's pass it to zvi then to Suarez then a back heel back to zvi One Touch into raki who cuts it inside and shoots it in the top right go goal goal go oh man no way that went in that is what I am talking about Messi this is how I tried to play with Barca 2o but sadly laporta didn't give me enough time to turn my players from Tik Tok Stars into you mean into riggers because this is clearly rigged even more than the World Cup if I got a dollar for every time Ronaldo said this I could double his Al Naser salary we are in the final minutes Ronaldo if you score now Messi can't come back again then I will do something I should have done from the start an insane gravity redefining impossible long shot from Heaven ah oh my Antonella not going to lie Ronaldo that shot was sick yeah pretty nice shot Ronaldo it was insane no thanks guys that means a lot okay the game is over so we have to go into Ronaldo's favorite activity penalties chabi and zidon will be the keepers and Ronaldo and I will take the penalties pessy got what he wanted all along well good luck guys I will take my penalty first like a true leader should he's going to shoot right no left left left go left zon but now he knows I will go left and maybe go right just do it holy laa why did you not go right messy stop backseat gaming after I already missed and focus on your own save Xavi this is how you do my Sir Alex no way you saved that great save shvi we are back in the game again now I will shoot it left did you hear that Chrissy now I should go left right yeah that would be the smart move no he is rigging go right right right at go go go go let's go haa nice goal messy lie one more time and I will headbutt your chest into space Messi don't worry zon because look come on jaavi that was an easy save get your head out of your butt man and focus did Messi just say headbutt zon stop reminiscing about your past and save this penalty Neymar would never miss this got it I got it Messi I love you but you are starting to piss me off even more than the Spanish reporters now they are arguing this is our time to strike oh my headbutt we are actually going to win Ronaldo you need to score the messy Suarez is taking the penalty and I know he won't let me down just pretend chelini is on the line and score like this goal goal goal ha well done bro okay okay we can still win you got this shaby that cuti pie Luca is taking the penalty so this has to go in Ronaldo you are right there is no way shabi will save ah no let go ha oh no we are tied again I have to save this I never knew you were so good at grabbing balls mbappe would probably love you but now it is time for some classic disrespect wait where is he going ah go go go go I should have known he would try to copy my panenka against Bon stupid rigger if you save this we will be ahead chavey and knowing Ronaldo he will not go right so go right I went right but this game is rigged to the max pressure is on you now pessy if you miss this we can score the winner I feel no pressure against the delusional diving camel goal goal goal great job Leo all right I have to score this or we lose so everyone pay some respect and be quiet okay here we go hey Messi why did you ask me to come over no ha let's go we won Sav Maguire who the told you to come here during my final deciding penalty you Rusty own goal scoring squarehead Messi asked me too oh so rigged man guys I promise to beat both Messi and Maguire in the next FIFA video if we hit 412,000 subscribers another Al for Ronaldo and a big fat W for Messi hey hey subscribe and I give you messis balandor you

Channel: Messi & Ronaldo Plays

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Length: 12min 17sec (737 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 09 2024