Men, what are some NSFW life hacks?

r slash ask reddit men of reddit what nsfw mail lifestyle hack can you share said it before i'll say it again if you back up the toilet at work or someone's house with no plunger available look for liquid hand soap dump some in the toilet and wait about five minutes and flush again the soap lubricates the nasties so they'll flush away if it's still clogged find a way to dump hot water in the toilet as it can have the same effect use the trash can or something if it's still clogged kick the door open and run like hell find a new job or new friends you just left their toilet full of hot soapy [ __ ] soup you a whole edit one thanks for the gold i have no idea what that does two of course you read this comment before i said it four years ago now it's my number one and number two i'll get it number two comment three fine don't put hot water in the toilet i don't care if you prefer soapy gazpacho it's your soup trim your pubies instant 1 inch longer donga sauce trimmed my pubies now have 2 inch dong shave your balls gucci arse with your legs through the handles of a plastic carrier bag the open bag will collect your pubies and make for an easy clean up also lock the door when doing this it can be quite a startling sight public restroom tp rule always wipe the seat first this may seem like a no-brainer but it really serves three incredible purposes in one and everyone should practice it to increase their public pooping comfort when you go to grab paper for the initial wipe you find out how many [ __ ] tickets there actually are before you go to dumping wiping the seat obviously clears it off piss and pubies when you throw the seat wiping teepee into the bowl it creates a safe pooh bell's head reducing splash back edit it seems i've been gilded thrice many thanks gents it is my hope that those who didn't know can't now enjoy a dry and clean sit and those who knew can prosper and spread the good rule wash come off with cold water not warm makes it a lot easier edit thanks reddit my top comment is about cleaning [ __ ] also i finally understand our ip inbox people can smell your [ __ ] oh yes you can a few weeks ago my wife asked what that smell was in my now 12 year old's room i recognized it but didn't want to say anything because she would have made something out of it and i didn't want to embarrass the kid i told her dirty socks i wasn't telling her the whole truth but i wasn't lying then last weekend she was picking up laundry off the floor and went to turn one of his socks inside out and had a usual suspects drop the coffee mug realization that a little baby boy isn't that little anymore if you tense up your legs as hard as you can you'll lose any boner you may have in under 30 seconds stop thinking about grandma you freaks edit apparently tensing does the opposite for a whole load of people they say holding your breath for 30 seconds works similarly if you're one of these erotic tenses want a bigger dong lose some weight the area around your ding dong has a pad of fat above it and thigh fat around it that's to keep me from killing her before going on a date trim your nails if there is even the smallest chance you might end up with a finger inside someone they will appreciate you not scratching their insides apart edit yes and fire them so they aren't sharp kinda thought that part was obvious better if she comes first don't suggest anal sex by saying my dong is probably tiny compared to some of the shits you've taken edit seriously of all comments for me to get my first gold this is the one that gets it well thanks anyway if you want to get a better shave around your penis and balls do it with an erection makes the skin tighter edit can also be done with clippers for those that are afraid of slicer dices if she likes being on top put a pillow under your ass you'll feel deeper to her because you'll be higher up down there edit thanks for the gold stranger i didn't think this would blow up like it has have a good friday night everyone semi-colon note yourself steer clear of every decorative pillow i ever come across at another person's house trimming your armpit hair reduces the smell by a lot without the discomfort of shaving same goes for the balls i think this is because your deodorant can actually get on your armpit skin instead of just getting stuck all up in the hair just to clarify for people asking yes deodorant is supposed to go on your armpits skin not the hair getting it all up on the hair is the problem just try the expensive silky feeling underwear for men just try them once i dare you to go back to those cheap whitey tighties let's just put it this way for you youn's out there the [ __ ] is at the top fellas someone could have saved me a lot of embarrassment in high school if they had just told me that some poor girl laying there pretending to enjoy me tongue punching her vagueness like i'm a goddamn bulldog eating a bowl of oatmeal if you're gonna go panning for gold and looking for el dorado it helps to start in the right hemisphere don't treat her [ __ ] like a scratch to win card so when i was scratching it with a quarter i was doing it wrong it still amazes me how people don't get this but listen to your woman or man and how they react to your actions in the bedroom if you do something that elicits noise or a good reaction keep doing it don't do it faster or harder or more furiously or whatever unless they ask just keep your rhythm and press the same buttons you'll get a lot further with an easy steady climb rather than trying to sprint to the top of the orgasm hill every time i've gotten a compliment on my performance it was because i was doing what they liked as they liked it when you're about to nut take a deep breath and hold it the extra oxygen goes straight to your brain and it'll make the orgasm stronger when you're done peeing instead of shaking roll underneath your balls with your finger it'll push the rest out edit i'm uncomfortable and amused by all of your comments edit who i spent most of my day learning how most of you all piss thanks shave your balls girls are fascinated by them every girl i've been with has been an awf balls how they move on their own how gross they look they will end up in her mouth with or without your help oh my god those balls are as smooth as eggs women like a nice man as in tight pants i think this is not new however the best way to ruin a good looking ass is to put it in loose boxes that will make your butt look fatter in tighter pants use tight boxes make sure you hit legs girls go crazy over men's asses and it's never steered me wrong it's always a nice feeling when a girl grabs your ass and is like that is so nice women love butts just as much as men true fact this whole thread is seemingly made by and for people without an older brother when you put something of yours inside a woman just hold it perfectly still for a second she will start moving on it then once you see what rhythm she likes continue at that pace jerk off before a date hose out your a-hole to make sure that beach is clean boxer briefs superior to boxes super ear to briefs you will fail every relationship if you can't pass the orals so look up the clitoris lick it a just based on how she reacts she comes first do the dishes without being asked learn to make that one meal and perfect it if you can make more than that's just extra good clean your ducking car are you in love or in lust feeling the urge to text that person who gives you butterflies in your stomach jerk off don't feel like contacting them anymore they feel irrelevant huh got news for you you were in lust you horny dog wait what i'm putting words in your mouth still want to contact them oh then congratulations sex isn't the only thing on your mind your dong is great for holding doughnuts it's the middle hole if you come too fast during sex try tensing your muscles hard specifically your abs try to focus on taking the feeling away from your dong while you're tensing your abs it takes some practice but it works then when she's good you can let loosen come when you want try to remember to breathe though now that i've got it down i can duck ups mom almost indefinitely edit as some users have mentioned i forgot to say that doing this too long can make it hard to finish for me i just work it back up till i do she probably won't mind if you do that semicolon d what you see in porn is not generally indicative of reality when concerning sex if it somehow is your reality i would appreciate a life pro tip from you in return detailing how you achieved this and i say bravo young man trim shave your ass hair around the hole and clean up after a [ __ ] will be much cleaner and quicker put your socks on before you put your pants on if for some reason you want to extend the length of your flaccid member say before casually strutting into a room in the nude slap that bad boy against your thighs a few times to get the blood flowing grows a bit but doesn't get hard and shows the old lady or man what's what edit best done in front of mirror with hands on hips staring yourself dead in the eyes it's go time this isn't nsfw but dudes need this if you're ever somewhere and forgot deodorant and start to smell b.o rub hand sanitizer in your armpits it kills the bacteria whoa you made it to the end you're a ducking beast i'll cast you a deal smash like and subscribe for more curated content brooke it's free and that's a great price [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

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Length: 10min 55sec (655 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 19 2020