memes i found in the back of a white van

[Applause] touch up a donkey dog food people say chivalry is dead i sick what are you doing uh pepsi we only have coke i'll take a gram just the coffee is good teenagers man has not been out of his room since i finished it for him pizza everywhere soda have you even been outside today and he's teddy [Music] oh [Music] oh it's really high it is cause you're even standing on your stool how many blocks do you have left the most satisfying things about these is popping them with your fingers ladies and gentlemen check out this action though [ __ ] blah what bro identify yourself who the [ __ ] are you [Music] [Music] yes yo what do you think of my chicken coop bro let me come look at that wait a minute oh god this isn't wheelchair accessible i don't know though it's not delivery or digiorno it's the struggle what the [ __ ] oh look it's a chihuahua hello mr chuwara hello mr chiefly in the name of the father the son and the holy ghost exit my dog dude why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies ryan please not now i'm trying to sleep boyfriend gave me these as a present but the chocolate on them is way too sweet so i rinse it off under hot water okay father i'm darting off to pursue my educational prowess okay son don't dilly dally i'll be home late it's my bridge night i'll see you later bye yo what's up b how you feeling what's going on damn i messed up we gotta go balls [Applause] kitty i love you [Music] [Laughter] [Music] hey [Music] look at this distinguished gentleman look at the way he is sitting yes very distinguished mm-hmm i see i see right we need today right i know let me get a better grip like three two one oh the [ __ ] did this fish just fly all the way from the ocean over here let's put you back oh my god i really don't know how this just happened like actually what the [ __ ] dude so long is he okay oh it's a dolphin oh my god he's playing fetch with me that's why eat the [ __ ] outta here [Music] so [Music] social distancing bros [Music] see this [Music] um giving all your money what are you waiting for christmas you really thought okay read it things chinese parents say where are you going go do homework why door always closed go to sleep abc one two three [Music] [Music] [Music] give me a tip [Music] is [Music] um [Music] okay who's ready to have a baby that would be me please get this thing out of me we actually have a new system that will relieve your pain while in labor by transferring the pain to the father if you're up for that oh yeah okay fine just get over with okay we'll start off with 20 going to the father then okay that's a little better wow i'm not feeling anything turn it up to 40 doc okay 140. wow i like this system i don't feel anything excuse me hey what's up man dude i feel like i'm passing a kidney stone the size of a watermelon right now dude you need to get that checked turn it up to 60 doc oh it's getting worse oh dude it's getting what turned it to 100 attack bro there's a cat in the wall oh my god [Music] oh no he just doesn't want to have attention at all [Music] men be like i only like skinny girls lift up your shirt then what you hiding under there a beer belly four packs of ramen noodles i love you okay pudding [Music] hey i'm sorry i have so much work i got to do tonight but am i gonna start right now no i'm not gonna start anytime soon and that's because i leave the big jobs up to future me now future me is the same person as present me but a few hours have gone by some time has passed and i already know what you're thinking but griffin you're still the same person isn't future you gonna want to procrastinate too absolutely but if i can successfully lie to myself i can push my inevitable panic attack from this afternoon all the way until the middle of the night when they're supposed to happen thanks future me you

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Id: g0jVczhxf9Y

Length: 15min 52sec (952 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 16 2021