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babe you know the garbage needs to go down tonight you hear me okay [Laughter] [Music] key yeah so they're just kind of like what what the [ __ ] [Music] who who is that hi i'm zelda i live with four guys like jess a new girl but what justin new girl didn't show you is how much [ __ ] ranch you use when you live with men who uses this ranch no no no [Laughter] alexa what is my current location oh no not again oh my god you need to stop this [Music] so [Music] i don't speak english waterproof [Music] he needs some milk hey is your phone broken i've been trying to reach out to you about your car's extended warranty this is the last chance man all right well i'll call you i'll try to call you later okay you good all right so you have to stick your finger in here [Music] uh [Applause] why didn't you use your hands good so [Music] that's [Music] [Music] i just thought [Laughter] don't go for another one [Music] [Music] i was doing some gardening in my backyard today and i uncovered some sort of crazy secret concrete box in the ground found a handle after digging for a while and after digging for a bit more i uncovered the second handle i kept going clean to the point where i could start to uh attempt to lift it up when i tried it was a little heavy so then i brought in the big guns and you'll never believe what i found i bet you can't say i like hops without your lips touching this is easy i like hot what's your name lynette nice week what's that here let me let me get your number okay okay yeah thanks for giving me your number though yeah that's big [ __ ] yeah i never really get phone numbers no no [ __ ] yeah i got the number baby oh my god dude mike got me this [ __ ] light okay this is pretty bright but if you notice i think it's sound activated [Music] oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god good morning dr malik how are you yeah just just have a major problem that i need to discuss with you sure tell me so it seems like that every morning i'm doing my poop very early and which is yeah it's not it's not good you have an early morning uh passing your stools at six o'clock still seems kind of normal to me what seems to be the problem yeah i mean the problem is that i wake up at eight all right shopping list bread milk pasta eggs mayo just kidding so what do you want to do today you want to go for a walk to the beach maybe swim in the pool get a bag what the heck are you doing over there [Music] papa [Music] after a really long day of sand and stain you're likely to be absolutely covered head to toe in sawdust well this is why i keep a leaf blower in my van after work all the guys get together and we each blow each other you what you ever just have a hard time finding parking for your doge excuse me miss excuse me miss what your son keeps kicking the chair in front of him and and it's irritating for the passenger sitting there okay so what do you want me to do about it could you tell your son to stop please stop taking the chair miss he's still doing it look if you want him to stop you tell him you want me to educate your child whatever i don't care i'm just trying to watch a movie hi sweetheart do you and your mom want to go skydiving [Music] hey babe you want to hear my patrick impression no is mayonnaise an instrument [Laughter] if you wanna drink a juice then you're gonna need a cup if you don't have a cup then you need to buy a cup if you wanna buy a cup then you need at least a dollar if you don't have a dollar then you need to find a job if you can't find a job then you need to go to school if you can't afford school then you need to find a job if you can't find a job then you need to go to school if you can't afford school then you need to find a job if you can't find a job then you need to go to school if you're stuck in a loop then you need to get a loan if you want to get a loan then you need good credit or i guess just drink [Music] juice i love you i love you i love you he said i love you right i love you too so this is my amazon paul stop it [Music] hello what's your name what's your name baby you give me cushy hello i'm in here come here sit sit hello good girl coming out to my italian family hey everybody hi [Music] thanks for uh thanks for meeting me guys like i said um i have something i i need to tell you guys and i don't know exactly how you're going to react t whatever it is we love you always unconditionally spill it yes all right um a lot of you just suspected this about me and i just want to get it off my chest um i use store-bought pasta sauce i can make you pasta sauce whenever you want it's okay here we go [Music] you

Channel: MemerMan

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Id: Wekizc6qLMk

Length: 15min 5sec (905 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 12 2021

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[u/comicbookgirl39]

I love this guy, I was thinking about posting some of his stuff here, he's hilarious, I think now I have to do Memenade! Great job, ya' beat me to it.