Today we're starting out this video with a get ready with me my makeup routine JUST KIDDING well I'm breaking out so I decided you know what let's do sum makeup 2day first i start with this new techniques sponge it's so bad a lot of people like the new techniques sponge but i don't bc its not squishy enough I've only tried it once and I didn't like it But I think I didn't get it wet enough so let's try it again today. I'm using the dream brightening dreamy concealer, Maybelline As you can see my hair looks like a rat's nest and you might be like EMMA WHY IS THAT THE CASE?????? and that is because I forgot my brush at home sooooooooooooooo 2day we need to go buy me a brush because I literally forgot it at home How stupid OH wait this isn't that bad (she's talking about the beauty blender) I think the first time I didn't I didn't soak up enough water with it. So it was like really dense I've never tried a real Beauty Blender, so I don't know what that's like in comparison, but pretty good *emma squeaks* We need to get breakfast and coffee We're just gonna go to this place called 'Creation' And I always see people who live in LA like post about it and stuff, and I was like Oh, maybe I'll go there and just be that gal, you know- bare minerals blemish remedy all these products are just I feel like everybody in the beauty community, they all wear like the same products like they all use the same like Laura Mercier powder or like I don't know that because I'm not rich okay, so I don't own that shit And I feel left out with my fricking bare minerals like I don't know anyone who used bare minerals tap tap tap You know what I mean, and everybody uses the Tarte shaped tape no more your with my frickin whatever, but it's fine I like this guy *scream* NEXT we put on the highlight. I'm not gonna be contouring my face today because I don't know how to do that I take so much highlight. *EXHALE* I love to be a glowing GODDESS We like to be glowing out here boi. Last but not least, we apply some mascara. But as you guys know I hate wearing makeup, so I don't know why I'm doing this. But you know, I do- there's some times, there some days when you just kind of wanna wear some makeup Maybe if you're feeling like your skin looks like shit. Aka me right now actually when does my skin not look like shit Good point. I'm using the Too Faced better than SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX Masc- oh shit squeak Despite common belief I actually do like watching people do makeup like you know like I lowkey may or may not be like James Charles Stan, kidding I actually do like his videos though But whenever people use this mascara in like beauty videos younger girls or boys they're like betterthansexmascarea I don't know I just think it's funny They don't want to get to demonetized from saying the S word you know what I mean OW i jus fuckin pinched my eyeball x2 that really hurt. I'm not happy oh I never said what highlight I use HOLD ON stop the presses fammmmm soft and gentle mineralized skinfinish. I really like it okay Well that was my makeup routine oh wait that was not my makeup routine last, but not least we take some chapstick *emma furthers her chapstick addiction* I like Burt's Bees, but I feel like nothing comes up when you rub it PERFECKT how long does it take to walk to Abbot Kinney or whatever *emma's mom roasts her bc she's such a savage* WHATTHEFUCK did you really just come at me like that??? *emma needing some ice for that burn* nOoooo i wuz jus sayin if we don't stop and take pictures Everything they say about LA is not true. It's fricking windy as frick out here! imma be taking this like wellness shot that makes you healthier SHOTZ SHOTZ SHOTZ SHOTZ SHOTZ SHOTZ EVRAYBODAY *emma is hating the health* ew first coffee of the day she's looking great damnit emma that cannot be undone Look at this beautiful and cute smoothie we have here. She is just so adorable. Let's try her. really good I decided that this is just too much. I needed to get a frickin hairbrush, so we're in an Uber we're gonna go give me a hairbrush at this Walgreens uber car shakes its fat bootay walgreens I alzo need 2 get tampoons oh my god This is the micellar water that I use in its in mini form, bitch you best believe. So we've been in Walgreens for two minutes and I've already bought multiple things that I don't need. I don't know my way around this bitch. ew look at my head I literally look like a fucking potato i need TAMPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS yeah, you heard that right demonetize me. *tampons* Do you know what, I look better with my hood on right now. We found the hair brushes I want this one. relax keep it nice and simple *emma being definitely not high* Mommy we need to get tampons. I'm bleeding in my pants. This is the chapstick I'm currently using it's the chapstick peppermint-flavored It's pretty good, okay It's time to go get the tampons. This video should be titled 'twelve-year-old gets her period for the first time and love saying the word *tampon*' Fuzzy socks oh, they're not even that soft That's so stupid. not trying to be a relatable teen or anything But was I the only kid that literally ate cough drops because they tasted good and never actually have a sore throat Hashtag me, hashtag relatable, hashtag- Here's the tampons. I don't want compact. I want an extra-large one for my extra-large oh god no okay, she Underestimates my pussy for her. Holy shit. I didn't know that this was a kink store. They've hand cuffs! Did you think that was funny? (Momma Chamberlain): Yes. I'm at the age now where I can make inappropriate jokes to my mom and she'll laugh. It's awesome! Being 12 is so fun. so let's see what kind of food they have here. Wow look at that condensation. We're doing a little chapstick haul. I just got this Carmex squirty tube. Let's try it out I love it. I really like this one. There's a goodwill. I just- I see a goodwill. should we go? we're going because I'm a thrifting GOD I see a goodwill and I freakin nUt. I'm being a little bit sexual in this vlog. I'm so sorry guys. We are here at the goodwill boi. Oh Thank you, okay, well it's not a store It's just the donation center so that was a f---ing fail Hey, you know what? We tried. We are going back to a bikini so we can just walk around and shop like the little shopping bitches that we are. I really have to poop, but I just went I'm just a f---in' fountain today. So we're waiting for our uber on the street, and I'm gonna brush my hair.. Oh my god This is so bad Look at this shit! This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Okay one side is brushed out. YEAH IT IS EXHAUSTING, MOM. You live and you learn. I'm never gonna forget a brush again. Shoot okay our uber's here. my hair is a fluffy mess. It's a fluffy mess, and I'm sweating cuz I was brushing my hair so rigorously. going back to a bikini Thank the Lord. I'd like to thank not only God, but Jesus that my hair is now brushed such a blessing It's time to do the podcast. I just wanted to check in, and let you know that I, number one, bought this necklace that says dope on it- where the fuck is it. Oh, it's like right here It says dope on it, so I thought that was cute also Wait what? did my chapstick fall out? Lost the Carmex. It was in this pocket right here, I freaking lost my chapstick. I'm so upset you remember that carmex. I got earlier. Yeah, it's fucking gone rip But it's okay because I saw this one. Just finished the pod! How do you think it went? I actually think it way really well. Dude me too.
You should be on the pod every day, Okay, I'm gonna be on the pod every day. Let me just show you this. also my mascara is like running because I don't know it just happens like that Look at this don't do coke in the bathroom this sexy man will get while I'm peeing we want that party okay Okay, so I just promoted him are you ever gonna let me back on no I you just Emma talking for an hour to half. That is so true Horns in there of course imitating me Know Distract lady, no fucking way kind of wish you would have I wrote it out. No way okay. Where is it? We're gonna go to lemonade. I've never been there, and I'm very excited. It's pretty fun. I'm pretty pun. I can't believe I'm here Okay guys. You're not gonna be hitting the juul for the first time don't try this at home really crazy. This is fucking nuts this You want to feed it to me baby's first juul Good I'm pretty calm subscribe well the house a fake off for the attention madness girl Really Cody well Debbie good. I'm in again. We will picture my face and put on you look at look at his nice trendy look at that jet They didn't want me to take most of them because I embarrass them Dude, is it Heffley dude your ass is gonna look out of this world in those days You want me to make an iCloud photo sharing album of the pictures. Yes, okay, if you don't post one I'm gonna block you So we're walking to the beach now supposedly, there's a really pretty sunset, and I want to take hashtag pictures Wow Frannie That literally looks like poppin cookin in store form that is my type of a man oh Geez why are these mannequins B. Hoses fuck? What can we get we in there okay? This well look see what they have to offer. Oh my god, so many amazing options. Holy shit I love this I feel like I'm in the t-shirt shop from Jersey Shore. I'm living for it except. Where's Pauly D. Though Where's Vinny? Actually that's the real question that? Is relatable? Oh shit, that's smooth this looks like a goddamn tentacle. Oh, this is a mini little oh, that's fun. Okay She's many that is why hold on a second I hate to interrupt No joke I'm walking down the street minding my own business and someone offers me their mixtape I mean I declined, but like I should have accepted I regret not accepting That was it for these vlogs I'm leaving today sadly. I really don't want to go home I really like it here lots of good coffee. That's why I like it a lot of good food. Oh I hope you enjoyed these logs I had lots of fun special shout out to Cody and Kelsey for letting me be on the podcast Very thankful for that I think that this is gonna be up before the podcast is up I'll leave a link to Cody's channel and Kelsey's channel and of course Cody's podcast link down below you want to check it out listen to me talk for like an hour and a half What a nightmare yeah, really fun really good time. I really like Venice. Maybe I want to move here when I'm older yeah, I have an ingrown toenail and it really fuckin hurts it really hurts I Hope you had some fun with me if you did give this video a thumbs up give up walls you don't back I'm done with that outro I'm done asking you guys to like and subscribe in shape you want to do that you'll do it on your own I mean to ask you to do it, so I'm not gonna. Ask you to do it anymore I just hope you enjoyed and I love you guys, and I appreciate you all very much, and I'll see you next time It's 9 a.m.. And I have no energy so sorry if I seem like a dead Lobster ok Hi, how are you? I'm oh my god, it doesn't matter
