Meet the Boyles | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Charles Boyle he's a grinder not the most brilliant detective but he works harder than anyone else he's not physically oh my head lump in my head step on my muffin in my head in my muffin you're lying about something that's what that means nonsense m'lady okay fine I might not be in that hotel room right now but my gene pool is you know what you do in there I gave the hotel room to my father and told them to check in under my name no I gave my key to my mom hey oh I'm sorry I must have the wrong room yeah we do hey wait a second do we know each other is your daughter Gina yes and you're that little man's father Boyle yeah we met at the family food drive I'm Darlene linetti Lynn Boyle please do ramie Jew what do you think's going on here mix-up something no Regina's been encouraging me to have some romantic adventures holy cow okay we just unwrap it we see what's inside and we perfectly rewrap it our parents never know what happened Oh Lord you're starting to sweat you're gonna blemish some wrapping paper you're dabbing me really hard you know what this is taking too long you're just scoops yep coach you are amazing how did you do that I always open my gifts in advance so I can rehearse my reactions and nail those christmas-morning candids check it out bee wonderment just be loving it Sparkle surprised I like that now focus up your dad got my mom a digital scale that's bad so bad so wonderfully bad your dad might as well have circled all the parts of my mom's body he didn't like with the marker you did that to me and it didn't help at all no my mom is gonna hate this gift and she'd hate it even more if we were both there when she opened it should we do a gift exchange dinner tonight with both our parents great idea maybe she'll slap them in the face and never talk to him again Sparkle surprise for real Thank You Charles Regina for inviting us on this double date like a fun Christmas four-way right well put Lenya a very sweet sentiment oh my god I have an idea that's open presents okay I want to see what everyone got everyone and how everyone reacts poor clean fun fun I just hope you like it a digital scale Lynn Boyle you're a horrible horrible man you went way over our price line I'm so great in the guest bathroom Lynn and I are moving in together hmm and the rents a little steep so we promised we would only exchange small gifts but you had to push it didn't she well this is wonderful but I am needed elsewhere so thank you so much hello Lin hi Regina play games with me boy this is a bad idea it's okay dad's got this he's a real sweet talker let's cut the crap okay what are your intentions with my mother to make love to her every morning until we die so it's just physical what are you nuts I'm a divorced retired florist with a terrible gluten allergy your mom is a beautiful brilliant travel agent she talks to people on the phone see the whole world I'll never meet anyone half as good as her she's the best thing that ever happened to me you mean other than Charles no she's the best thing that ever happened to me that's okay pop you did what you had to do I love her all I want is to make her happy forever fine I give you my blessing but if you hurt my mom in any way so help me God I will cut off your son's testicles snip snip snip and I'm not playing deal boys Rosa there you are can you help my dad with his cufflinks sure I would do it but it's bad luck for a boy to see his father on his wedding day oh well in that case no dad listen oh let's just sit out death row just grew a 2,000 year old tradition I'm taking the bag off okay dad listen everyone gets nervous everyone gets cold feet mm-hmm I was nervous before I married Eleanor she ended up cheating on you with a guy from the madness commercial sweeps - don't bring up sleepy Stu Rosa thinks I should call off the wedding it's not what I said this is why I don't talk to people I just asked him if he was feeling nervous Rosa you know how suggestible Boyle men are like a 1 samuel l.jackson movie and I wore a halo hat for three years no do not take off that tux Lynn what are you doing we had a deal I said if you hurt my mother I will cut off your son's testicles you're right cut them off Oh check it out our squad has doubled the number of arrests on the night shift yeah no one cares okay I need to talk to you about this Boyle family vacation and my mom's forcing me to go on why is it him but um Iowa that's pronounced Butte oon in Iowa is the ancestral homeland of the Boyle clan I am so excited for you to get to know all of the cousins watch out for Sherman he's left a trail of broken hearts longer than his ponytail well could we please just go to a resort where I don't have to see your family there's a great one in Aruba Aruba boils don't do beaches we're not swimmers we're burrowers yes I know you're all earthworms but Charles even nature's most disgusting creatures deserve pleasure come to a rubra sorry the cousins voted and it was unanimous we're going to Iowa we've already rented the tent tent singular Charles tent singular butts butts butts love this shirt where'd you get that Mervyn's Sheena get your rear over here Sam you gotta meet Gina no I already did she took me out for dinner yeah I just wanted to get to know Sam better and talk about the upcoming vacation I got him his favorite egg salad on white Bullock cottage cheese no no yes turns out Sam here also thinks we should go to Aruba I know it sounds crazy but the Caribbean might be more fun than Iowa in what universe I'd tell you to pack sunscreen but looks like you already got burned Oh cuz my skin still tastes pretty raw no sorry votes in 13 - I wha Bernie ow but I have a whole day of boil cousins scheduled starting with Bobby Boyle at 3 o'clock for afternoon egg you think you can pick us off one by yeah well you can buzz are very weak as individuals the Council of the cousins look at them it's like aphasia pigs Gina you seem rattled you don't normally make puns that's a pun on what I said Charles I'm gonna sway the council so give up now unless you enjoy being humiliated in front of your family oh you think I'd be embarrassed in front of them in front of Don Boyle I changed his diapers and I'm about to change yours huh hello cousins Bobby Brendan bill Bernard boy Cory girl Cory Papa Boyle once said stay in the middle that's where it's safe that's where we thrive that's I don't want Charles we'll have you believe that Aruba isn't for the boils but picture this one long banana boat with the 15 of us on it holding each other by the waist having the time of our damn lives do we really want to go we're parts of the Caribbean took place in conclusion boils are nothing if not loyal loyal to our favorite brand of peanut butter mr. nuts loyal to each other and loyal to Iowa I love you I love you okay we're both here Sam go ahead well it was a real hard decision what ultimately we decided the boils are going to Aruba Oh all right Sam well I'm happy to hear that I think the sun's gonna be really good for everyone's psoriasis we're all so excited all right I love you Charles I love you Gina whoops last yeah it was almost too easy I'm like the Temple Grandin of hurting boils yes you are but why are you smiling I don't get it i won did you you were so busy trying to beat the boils you became one you learned about our likes and dislikes our allergies and our phobias you even bought cousin Sherman a scrunchie for his ponytail yeah so I could win and you did win a plot in the family cemetery all of us too they're lying in a grave for eternity graves singular Charles graves singular [Music]

Channel: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Id: hJ5Yz7joS2g

Length: 10min 6sec (606 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 15 2019