Q: Here we go! Today, we are at Islands of Adventure riding the amazing Jurassic
Park River Adventure. MURR: While we're on the ride, the other guys will be telling us bizarre things to say
to the other boat riders. SAL: And if you refuse
to say anything, you lose. Ta-da! [Laughter] JOE: He looks like he's animatronic.
MURR: I know. Q: You know, this is my tourist look. I'm looking like
a sweet tourist right now. SAL: You look like a guy
that camps out on line and comes here
every single day. MAN: All right, everybody. The bar's gonna go
all the way down. Joe: All right, the bar is down. The game begins.
Here we go, buddy. SAL: One more ride,
and it's night-night forever. Q: One more ride, and it's night-night forever
for me, you know? [Laughter] MURR: One down. Here we go. JOE: Now you want to clap
coming through the door. You want to clap
coming through the door. Look at him! [Laughter] Oh, my God. MURR: Q, say, "Sure. Dinosaur bites someone,
everyone cheers. I do it and get slapped
with restraining orders." Q: Look at that. A dinosaur bites someone,
everybody cheers. I bite one, and the
cops get involved. [Laughter] MURR: All right, Q,
to the girl to your right, I want you to say, "You shouldn't show
so much skin in public." Q: I can't say that. Joe: Oh, and that does it! No! No! Q! And you sunk the boat! [Buzzer] SAL: I have a little surprise today, guys.
- All right. I'm not gonna go today. - What?
- I have my friend Matthew Lewis, from the
"Harry Potter" movies, filling in for me today.
- Yes! I finally get a break! Q: Ah, you learned. You're bringing a ringer, eh? JOE: You're taking his place? You think this is a good choice? Look at how nice he is. MATTHEW: I don't think
it's a good choice. No, don't say that. I'm putting my faith in you.
- We'll see. SAL: All right, you got it. It's all up here, okay? I love you. Q: There he goes. MATTHEW: I'm gonna
make it look easy. [Laughter] All aboard.
Here we go, buddy. MURR: We want you to clap really big when the doors open. [Laughter] Turn to the girl and say, "I wasn't always
this hot. Soak it in." You know,
I wasn't always this hot. You should soak it in. [Laughter] Look at her face!
Look at her face! JOE: They hate you!
They absolutely hate you! MURR: Matt, turn to the guy
to your left and say, "Can I smell your hair?" Can I smell your hair? No, no. That's a good call. [Laughter] JOE: In the U.K., this boat would be on
the other side of the river. [Laughter] Matthew: You know, in the U.K., this boat would be on
the other side of the river. - Really?
- Yeah. MURR: So stupid.
MATTHEW: We do it the right way, you see. [Laughter] Q: That's why the pound is
worth more than the dollar. That's why the pound is worth more than
the dollar, you know? 'Cause we do it that way. [Laughter] ~ You are entering
the raptor containment area. ~ MURR: Apologies,
I should have showered. [Laughter] To the whole boat,
to the whole boat. And then after you say "Apologies, I should have showered," I want you to shout out
"Hashtag: Stank!". [Laughter] Apologies, guys,
I should have showered. Hashtag: Stank! SAL: Yes! JOE: Matthew Lewis for the win.
Q: Wow. JOE: Sal, you made a great choice, buddy.
MURR: Well done.
