Maryann Thorpe being iconic for 13 and a 1/2 minutes (Christine Baranski) #cybill

it has been a long time for you hasn't it 4 years 4 years Maryanne your marriage only ended a year ago what's your point oh no they gave us the wrong tape smoking the Bandit part three there's three of them what were they thinking forget the movie we'll just make Rice Krispy treats and drink comicazi sounds good snap crackle and fall down your omel let's ready you know what I'm thinking we should do no but I know that look it's your new age Crystal Voodoo Barking at the Moon look you're about to hop the last train to flakes I think we should try past life regression all aboard so that's your therapy this is mine I'm once again filled with hate rage and Vengeance be happy for me I am see the difference you have a choice throw caution to the wind and your ankles in the air or if you've ever listened to anything you've ever said you'll tell the man aios so this is what it feels like to be right I like it may I just say Mrs Thorp you look radiant strange there's no latte in my hand that makes my other hand sad my checkw writing hand looks great to me good God what toxic spill did that climb out of can you believe that thing on the shoulder No don't touch it I don't know if it's friendly we come in peace she may want to see it some day he gets to tapee this and I don't help me navigate this moment okay it's different with fathers and daughters she doesn't live with him she's doing it just to make you crazy that's the one and ask Larry to soe's competition tonight it's harmless unless of course he's married he's a widower dead wife scar press your back against your partners and sink to the floor ah slowly really feel it in your thigh damn you simple damn you now partner one pull partner two over your back I don't wna I don't wna come on just a little bit further trust me it's good for your glutalor liazid thingies who's that uh my neck ouch you're eating potato chips that is not fair one I ate one yes and that's eight more grams of fat that I have to lift which is because someone wouldn't let me stop the car and ask directions the man was riding a huge smelly animal Maran it was a tractor you're right I'm being irrational I don't know anything about that man leave the bleeding heart crap at the door sister we're just lucky I brought a car with a big trunk sweetheart what's wrong it might help to talk about it what matter with you people don't you know funny come back here no run away not the sly all I did was take worthless appliances you killed something beautiful and rare hello please I'd like to report a robbery that took my TV my VCR and my best friend's dignity you too all right I need to talk to Cil and Ira must leave now how could I have said that politely she lives across the street from a Sausage Factory she must be afraid to go in the house I am not afraid to go into the house oh no Richard my mother's on the porch Flor it mother oh forgive me she doesn't think her god-given name of Teresa is good enough for her phony balone drugged out Hollywood friends so she changed it to an Marie it's Maryanne remember mother it's on all the checks I send you so Richard Teresa says that you're a vet do you take care of dogs sure do cats yes ma'am Birds mhm lizards sometimes rabbits yes animal mother anything that flies swims hops or crawls and isn't an attorney he treats I need to talk to SI where is the [Applause] [Applause] phone syil help me I love you mother give me that phone siil stop whatever you're doing and call me unless you're watering my plans in which case remember that the one on the table is fake I wish La was more like Buffalo oh no the wind is blown in off Lake Erie and Frozen your brain until you can only spout giberish don't be ridicul buba listen we don't have to go inside just picture the shapeless blob of a man on a bark lounger and a woman with the vocal subtlety of a factory lunch whistle yelling Roy will you turn the damn TV down well that uned thousands of dollars worth of therap let's go before I start chewing my hair you're not going well s on anyone else it's just a hat but you know on you it's so please God an earthquake a flood anything to keep me from having to finish this sentence ow what was that for every time you talk about the head I'm supposed to pinch you remember no oh maybe I forgot to tell you Teresa Teresa B banana mea Teresa do you want to die in Buffalo why didn't you tell me fine Maryanne is my middle name Teresa was an aunt that I was named after she ate wax and had an extra thumb they called me beach booger Barby that's funny the Nikolai it's my chemical weapons connection no wonder he hasn't been answering his beeper lately I must talk to him N I believe one should definitely stay close to one's ex that way one is sure to get off a clean shot it always mix GA a thermos of wine spritzers and take him to play Goofy [Laughter] Golf or we could hold a pillow over my face until I sto struggling I know you're there dick dick dick dick I suppose uh you know we should introduce ourselves no I can't I mean Mrs beef I'm having white wine it's just not right Maran sweetheart you can do this just think of the new life that you're bringing into the world could you just move back a little a drink a drink look at these clothes so this is where the 7s came to die oh well we'll just have to wait until he walks into your bedroom hits the trip wire and sets off the grenade Maran that's at your house oh I tried to get you to install one here but no you're being paranoid Maran what would I use it for Maran well who's sorry now Mom Dad in La without warning shoot me is Rachel going to make a surprise visit no my mother no I'm sick of playing this game tell me right now or I'm calling your mother inviting her to make you a surprise visit it's your father now for God's sake put that down it's not a [Applause] toy no she's [Applause] [Laughter] broke you're right I can't go shopping anymore everywhere you look it's me me me hello ego Patrol I'd like to report a major spillage you're hoping he uses the wrong fork for his salad so you can take him on the floor like a pirate no no no I'm just saying I don't want to chemically Bond until I emotionally Bond I couldn't agree more and yet I couldn't understand less that you found out about this now because you know what would have happened if you had gotten involved with this man it would just break your heart over and over there would be arguments and bitterness and endless folies of Senseless violence back and forth and it's not all fun Zoe you need permits paramilitary training bribe money and a lot of it is night work Aran the woman is magnificent she has been since birth and she just keeps getting better I would walk over glass for that hair or that skin and you just wake up looking like that every day damn you very well I've said my piece now once again give you your [Music] privacy [Music] we've still got it [Music] darling word ourselves with cake and martinis I love it when you read my mind look could I call you are you insane your name is Dr Richard Thor good can I get you a blanket just don't understand how about a martini make it a double time are nice because you always say that nice because you kept his chair warm for him byebye but you drove me here BS B bite me Mom incredibly normal I was I thinking this will never work let's leave now we were just at the door and then we screwed across the room like mutant menu headed mice now we stranded outside the restrooms with nowhere to go if I had a problem with my short-term memory you would really come in handy I remember when I was 17 I had this huge crush on this shirtless Drifter who blew into town and no wait that's a Kim Noak movie

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Length: 13min 34sec (814 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 02 2024