Mark Hart - The Patron Saint of Turning off Lights

I don't know if you're like me you're like no thankfully I'm not I don't know if you ever considered and think about what you're gonna be the patron saint of I think about this a lot because you know there's a lot of a lot of the really good ones are taken you know I mean there's not a whole lot left over now it's like the patron saint of texting I guess is available and some teens already got a bead on that you know patron saint of you know video games you know be a statue of a teenager just like this Saint Billy of Des Moines is a person bowling I don't know you know and I literally I think this is gonna be my patron saint my patronage I believe that when I greet the Lord and I hope he's ready to give me like a high-five fist-bump saying come on in you've been doing youth ministry for all these years just waive the process just get in here I'm really hoping when I show up at the pearly gates pearly gates revelation 21 21 look up I hope when I get there that he says mark my good and my faithful servant come forward for what the father has prepared for you what no eye has seen what no ears heard come and taste salvation for you are now the patron saint of turning off lights which is that your daughter's refuse to calm I am the light of the world I don't know how many times a day I have to say it I was not born on a farm I've never been raised in a barn but I certainly do employ the analogy quite a bit I don't understand honey sweetheart sweetheart come here come here come here come to Daddy come here baby come here because of you're so beautiful you're so beautiful come come here now look at me look at me look at me look at me there we go no look at me there you go so we live in Arizona that door is really important we close that door so the air-conditioning stays and we close that door so that we don't die that refrigerator it closes - yeah I want to come here come here maybe how much you have this list anything wrong with this picture I literally a few days a few weeks ago I literally handed my middle-school daughter a demerit and an invoice for electricity over breakfast true story not my best moment because we waste

Channel: Mark Hart

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Length: 2min 30sec (150 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 11 2014