taxes but dude dude dude your taxes on stream no that's like the okay I would rather I would rather turn the webcam on and be 100% naked no socks on either and have you do my taxes with me on stream anyways today we're going to play uh the mall game and I by the way already did the tutorial don't need it another interesting thing about this game I don't know if this works but uh enter apparently like it's pulling people from twitch from this I don't know if you guys are going to be in the game or something I don't know so this 4, 51 people in the chat 4K Andy Omega L what the what 4K Andy that's a lot of people that's tons of people oh there there's only 35,000 people watching oh football stadium Andy is that what you guys say to like the top streamers on Twitch concert Andy only like 100,000 people here concert Andy all right let's let's go oh there you are that's you that's you all right this is what we got to start with pretty tiny this is our Builder are they in twitch chat they are dble zero trash man welcome I don't know who the [ __ ] you are but you're like the first person therefore you're the most important person that person's not here hold on this is not a person they left the stream oh man it's too bad it's too bad they took that 4K Andy joke to heart all right let's do this right every Mall I've ever been to pause the game I don't yeah it's paused okay every single Mall I've ever been to always has to start out a certain way I hate with a passion malls that have parking in the Middle where the people have to walk out around no no no no parking in the [ __ ] middle it's a disaster when there's like a road that leads into the middle and there's like parking here and then like shops all around it no no no no no no no I like that I want big parking lot huge part of the mall big parking lot huge part of the mall big parking lot get those cars out of here they're a distraction all right there's four parking spaces this is like the maintenance person right they Vape wait that they actually you they vape and they they can't and they in continent wait what why are these here can't resist ecigarettes and bladder can't go below 50 can't resist [Music] diapers okay well this is got a little more interesting all right let's go should I just do like a giant [ __ ] box well that's $942,000 never mind I have 200 [ __ ] this mall sucks it's going to be tiny how do you make a mall with $200 grain you need like 200 million all right we just going to do a little store first we'll expand this will just be like a [ __ ] CVS now we got to we going to build that up the build is going to go double zero trash man goad and start building no no no no no no no no no no wait who's this ASF Max they very they there okay this is you manage where did you come from not a real wait hold on fuing yeah okay now we got to build uh we need to have so this is going to be like a CVS cuz you have to have a store room so I need a wall here do it okay build it get what's what's go what are they doing oh there's no door there's no door I need a door here all right stack door I don't want anyone just going in here and then uh the Double Door here okay there we go look at these two look at these two hard workers and then this is going to be the storage room so we need to assign the look I did the tutorial already you think I'm a [ __ ] stupid idiot so you have every if it's a store it has to have storage otherwise you can't stock the shelves [ __ ] stupid idiot okay okay Andy uh I need a bathroom is this going to be like half of those stores you go into and it's like oh do you guys have a bathroom uh yeah but you ain't going in it oh okay thanks next time that happens just just hold up a $20 bill you guys got a bathroom oh Mr Albertson right this way and then they leave me out the back exit close the door and lock it a see-through door isn't that kind of weird all right back is going to be right here toilet sink wait is this a sink toilet combo no what oh urinal okay wait wait wait I have to assign this as a bathroom okay this is a no that's not the store toilet cubicles yeah I like that way better and then we'll do urinal on the other side beautiful done build it okay so we got a bathroom now we need this is the store part right assign store no [ __ ] how do I make it the same store [ __ ] okay there we go perfect cool okay now what what kind of store what do you think we should do uh a build we need shelves okay shelf bar shelf just a regular shelf look you can have look how much [ __ ] you can have here like that and like that and then okay hold on okay that's enough that's enough now I need a checkout Q checkout counter only three people can go here oh there we go wait wait wait okay here right there perfect I got to link okay this this is the storage for this so link this link it to storage here okay staff I need a cashier okay okay tacky 108 seems like somebody that's in the chat and these are madeup names tacky 108 we kind of have to wait what are you a good cashier though pretty good speed all right higher cashier salary $1 starting at 9:00 set work duration 8 hours ends at 17 good okay cool that works now we need a stock clerk all right we're going to do uh store clerk okay it's gonna be Schmid 7K Andy oh excuse me some excuse sorry bumping into people 7K Andy coming through can I call this something else I hate that manage store oh I opened a business how do I change the name of this place oh here we go it's going to be called a CVS okay manag products Health and Beauty the back shell is going to be diapers diapers on the back shelf you got your diapers if you need them that's what CVS has diapers um they have that one random stupid toy section with toys that are from 20 years ago it's like three shelves okay then they have uh they have like tampons what the hell what else Health and Beauty toilet paper and um and like sex stuff right there's like condoms and and the condoms where where's that I don't have any wait I have to like research new things no medicine I think I have here sports ball there you go dock it up oh [ __ ] I need a uh I need like a a loading zone oops I okay we need a road that goes over here and then up here all right build it there's no Pharmacy so it's just a shitty Walmart okay loading zone oh [ __ ] I didn't even need to do that all right loading zone come on Trashman 101 whatever your name is oh here they go Ed Hughes oh no we broke I think I broke the twitch chat integration because I refreshed set products how come it's not being stocked where's my my stock where's my shelf stalker oh this person doesn't work until like 800 in the morning objects oh trash can we need these uh anti- theft detector oh I don't have those people can just walk out with stuff that's not good Kitchen Pass movie projector wait you can make a movie theater bowling lanes okay I I'm very interested yeah you got to have at least one dip and Dots machine uh ATM in the corner CVS always has ATM arcade cabinet you can make an arcade oh my God pitball machine oh my God oh my God okay uh oh my God I can do a ton of stuff calm down I can't I can't we have enough parking doesn't leave I I hate this [ __ ] how many times you guys have pulled into a store and they have like three parking spots and they're all taken up it's like okay guess I'll drive around in a [ __ ] Circle until I can park my car yeah no that's [ __ ] I'm not doing that here Here We Go customer parking right here yep bang bang bang I'm not going to be one of those people that has that but they have to walk across the road is that kind of dangerous [ __ ] how much money do I have all right let's do another store now we're going to do an arcade over here this is too this all wait wait wait wait wait wait wait calm down calm down let's go this and then over here oh my God the store just opened khaki 108 and Cole Schmidt my two best employees oh there we go he's stalking the shelves I get it all right here we go we open in 10 minutes are we ready hey welcome oh first customer it's G for McIntyre you know him from twitch what's he going to get diers uh what was that what did he buy I I don't even know what to say that was [ __ ] weird that was really weird Megan Drake okay I got a uh we got our parking spots are okay wait research allows operating business between oh night hours oh I need to build an office and hire office workers oh [ __ ] I'm going to put the office down here so it's not connected to the mall how about that that looks good oh there's new me new me 333 there you are and Penny Vargas he's a fake fake viewers the are viewbot names I like out myself as like a viewbotter oh dude this twitch chat integration cool I Cole Schmidt yeah you're here man fire the fake viewers but I just hired him ooh there's a viewer complex spins you're hired and fire the viewbot okay let's get rid of the viewbot uh how do I fire Cole I'm sorry Cole you are fired for being a fake viewer kby Walsh it's just fake [ __ ] IOS app reviewers oh Dennis Parson says great app must download I had much fun on app uh office office office office office H office worker Cole Schmidt's back on the uh Cole Schmidt wants to work again hire him back all right wait wait wait hold on office work Grace is a much better office worker I all right well I'm I'll hire them both all right I'm going to have two office workers and let's get a we need like computers in here right or office what do we need in an office office desk okay cool oh that's too close I would hate that there we go we got to give him a plant too there see it's so comfy in here what a drab horrible place to be all right where my where are my office workers get in there when do you work 9 9 to 17 oh come on we just ended the work day is this really a mall or is just a gas station it's hold on a minute this is the entryway to the mall all right we need a huge parking lot I'm getting let's go it's time here we go big big big ass parking lot you cannot build 2 by two roadblocks what what are you talking about okay I did this kind of wrong I did this wrong it wants to be a turn uh oh good thing you fixed it thank you I got all night to figure this out oh [ __ ] new businesses people want a grocery store open a store with drugs create a pharmacy well that's what this is supposed to be what is this just like a this is a gas [Laughter] station this is not even a store this store is horrible it's what is in here action figures Sports balls tampons diapers and toilet paper this is just a toilet paper first store that's so bad it's a huge bathroom yeah you go in here you use the toilets and then you buy the toilet paper right here on the diapers and stuff it's just a big yeah that's okay I'll just rename it the big bathroom how about that all right do you uh do you guys see do you guys see like a like a chimpanzee with his arm up being like hey like like do you see that he's doing kind of like a look at me three legs okay well that's not focus on that okay build I need to have customer parking wait a minute I really really blew this huh didn't I so this is all wrong you can't save this yes I can let me just figure out what I want to do build I'm going to do what I was going to do before I need to I need to delete this [ __ ] remove road work here we go get rid of this stuff okay that looks a little bit now we're going to go this is for here and for here we're going to make this road go this way there we go check this out now we'll do customer parking check this out here we go oh yeah now this is what I'm talking about that's a now this is what I'm talking about okay build Foundation this is a big one this is a huge one whatever this is needs to be big that's a lot of money that was a ton of money I hope it was worth it what is this for it's for extra long hot dog cars it's for like a a Subway foot long you're making the kind of Mall you just talked about no that this is I know but this is not the mall this is the beginning of the mall this is the mall this is the mall right here guys there's going to be like five stores in here stop qu stop questioning my ingenious Ingenuity what else can I research alcohol license oh yeah we definitely need a bar I need all right I need the office to be way bigger than this expand expand this [ __ ] right now we got have like five people working in here this is this is going to take this guy all week come on why is he doing it like this he's like having fun why is he doing it like this is he going home hey no don't go all right all right we got we we got this guy coming in he kind of looks scary he's 75 years old and what if he dies what's this say Word of Mouth new business people want a people want a grocery store so bad okay okay look look look look let's get another uh office desk look it's a [ __ ] office these two are friends these two are friends we have two friends like buddies working together and there's one person in the middle big all the research done how's uh how's the big bathroom doing that's 22% margins those are terrible margins how was okay 22% is not bad how is it a bad margin you get 22% profit every month oh boy look at this I heard about the big sale uhoh oh no these are just workers I have to pay these people no I thought those were I thought those were people coming to the big bathroom all right get to work okay here we go Justin Baker he's browsing the pads and tampons good buy them you can go faster than that scan it fast wait people get get of run over can they I hope they can this is exciting this is where it really begins yes okay chill in there for a little bit let's think about plan here walls I'm thinking about here's all the parking thinking about this the entrance is like right here right entrance will be right here staff entrance will be back here do I have to have a storage room for each store cuz these are all going to be like little shops no this is a bathroom the this is the bigger bathroom no okay the big bathroom the bigger bathroom and then the mall don't give me stupid ideas like that I only have $49,000 just have the back ho whole third be storage all right that's probably a better idea bigger than the biggest bathroom the bankrupt bathroom you need money dude I need to sell [ __ ] okay assigned cuz it has to be different storage for different stores it's uneven oh [Applause] no whatever [ __ ] I was trying to hey stop I can't even eyeball that you [Music] understand there okay it's un even by one square who cares this is store one yeah looking good looking good store three is right here oh bingo nice okay all right how on wait wait wait why does it how about this is just the grocery store and then I'll add a storage thing on the left then you can just go to there other stores in the grocery store so like you're shopping around this would be sick actually like are you kidding me you have your shopping cart and you're going through the grocery store and there is like a Best Buy right over there that would be cool you could just go in with your groceries and put like a TV in with your bread and [Laughter] eggs nice dude this is big enough to be we just had three checkout lines and then a bunch of food there's no bathroom here look you got to go to the bathroom just go over there what's this this is going to be uh DVDs it's going to be DVDs um what should this be DVDs I don't think I have access to DVDs yet oh no DVDs I need I need more people in the office expand expand this is the money [Laughter] maker yeah my my $30 in net profit from the diaper CVS store is not going to cover the expenses this is just shitty business management and Business Development 10 one oh we turned to profit slightly for one week expand I'm not really getting very many customers anymore oh this is not good maybe it's because it's only tampon diaper is and toilet paper all right wait wait wait wait wait I can fix this the [ __ ] the office is bigger than the store just relax everybody you tell me to relax you guys relax just relax how much out these These are 1,000 bucks H how many I have so many employees go ahead build it I hope I have enough money and once I get the grocery store going people want grocery stores bad okay groceries this is storage for the grocery store 10 [ __ ] ,000 dude come on stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop uh this is like $30,000 worth of stuff I can't I I can't do this we have to cancel this all how do I um get rid of this is it too late I think I have to sell them as he builds them does it sell this or does it does it just delete it oh it's just delete [ __ ] oh no my I didn't realize it's okay it's okay we have we'll have enough money we're going to have enough money ooh okay we just have a really expensive computer room that's fine oh 10,000 okay do that no don't stay come back how do I get Al loone okay you must must have at least $200 average profit over the last 10 days to take out a loan I can't even take out a loan they they won't Lo me any [Music] money okay I can I can work with this double door here double door here actually it's usually like that yeah okay double door double door double door staff door how these are two 00 bucks each what a joke 2700 2400 I got to start firing people I'm burning money oh my God I have $400 what happens if you lose what happens if you don't have any money left do you get and you go you go to jail I don't know I don't know this is attempt number one I didn't get it at first negative 1700 bucks what is costing so much money okay I can I can fix it I can fix it I can fix it now let's just we need to have shelves Food Shelf Food Shelf oh I lose wait wait a minute I can't even make groceries why not oh I wanted to so badly have alcohol in night hours that I didn't do any food [Music] look at this saved not night hours we're doing cold chain fresh fruits fresh vegetables and this is going to be a vegetable and fruit store this is going to be a this is going to be a farmers market it's not going to be a bathroom [Music] store customer parking no staff parking this is for the office 10,000 good that's a good office there we have three people that are just going to be working in here I want that grocery store we're going to make this a farmers market before the mall and I'm going to get it right this time okay I have $164,000 manage store products okay there we go get this all off remove this I have to delete the Shelf oh it's in the storage already oh no it's in the storage okay well here's the deal once this is when I have access to fresh fruit we're going to replace the tampons with apples no stop stalking this with tampons get out of here get out of here don't put tampons in here okay I have I need better items okay set shelf bed sheets cookware action figures get this [ __ ] out of here bed sheets how we doing on the research 6 out of 24 okay so we're going to turn sooner or later it's going to be a farmers market the customer will looking for some money here looking some profit it's all about the profit you just threw [ __ ] on the ground store is disgusting do I need to hire a janitor or something how do I I mean this's is trash everywhere I why would you want to shop in here this is disgusting somebody clean that up oh [ __ ] there's a janitor okay janitor Prince crappy janitor pretty good janitor Prince rappy all right go ahead what's that what is that wait we have rats oh no he just killed them he just sprayed them with like rat acid where's the janitor here we go janitor janitor where's the janitor ha good clean it up uh okay let's see if we can get somebody else welcome to work you didn't even do anything what about in here clean this [ __ ] up what what do you mean a dumpster garbage pickup [ __ ] okay right here but you don't actually put the garbage just on like a helipad you do why why is there no trash why how come there's no dumpster okay that's good toilet paper good choice good choice that'll be $5 it costs 500 a day to run this business thank you oh the charman ultrasoft that's what I use too hey you know it's double the rolls in one roll what toilet paper oh see lion everybody out of champ okay I have to play the [ __ ] game man no frozen food oh yeah ice cream frozen pizzas vegetables where is it toys and games Health and Beauty where is it oh this is not food shelves okay get rid of this [ __ ] pause it delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete it all we need food shelves it's time to start making money this is going to be like apples lettuce pickles ketchup mustard onion here's my fries hey you know what I was thinking you know how they're doing you know they have the Travis God meal they have the uh there's a new one now too right and I'm like okay they're actually this this this is becoming a thing now they're doing this and I thought about like what would my meal be right cuz like oh yeah it's a my meal is a Big Mac and a Oreo McFlurry right but when I go to McDonald's I order like eight things off the menu so I like oh hey the German 985 it's a McChicken meal with Coke no no it's a number one uh two McChickens a 10piece nugget and a McDouble like and I eat it till my stomach hurts you guys don't am I crazy do hey it's me German 985 here's my meal I get a number one hold the pickles okay and a Power Aid cool hold on a second though two McChickens with extra mayo on them yeah getting a little weird here and my 10piece nuggets in sweet and sour sauce don't forget the apple pie your [ __ ] stomach's going to hurt all right food let's go stalk this [ __ ] and food candies cookies breads rice and pasta pet food all right pet food's going to the back right pet food and water in the back there slice wait where's my fresh food where's like the milk and the and the meat and stuff why is it just bread bread and snacks bread and pasta and then right at the front usually you know sauces and Seasonings and canned food I need a fridge oh [ __ ] okay now this this is tell this is fine wait why is it a convenient store ice cream thing that you reach into fresh meat fresh meat and fresh fish okay that's kind of weird why would that would be weird it wouldn't it [Music] there you know no no no no no no no no no pause the game pause the game this is the [ __ ] refrigerator section back here bankruptcy incoming no no no no no I could do that all day I could do that all [ __ ] day time me next time he's losing it Mona s yeah no this is I'm excited I don't know I haven't done anything but this has been like fun see look it this is perfect so much more organized plenty of room for people to walk around and be like oh hey Julie yeah we live we live like straight from each other just to drop you know what really would [ __ ] piss me off more than anything whenever I would go to the grocery store is you would just walk down an aisle somewhere and there would just be a shattered salsa glass and salsa all over the ground did that happen in you guys grocery storeever or juice yeah like like an orange juice is just how does that even happen how do you how does how does it full [ __ ] orange juice like hit the ground and explode and go over five aisles that doesn't make any sense you're living in a 2007 comedy movie ban that guy for literally a year I don't want to see their name again for a full year crack stream what was I doing oh yeah meat and cheese okay food fresh we want milk and then we're going to have dairy isn't that the same thing is fresh meat and then fresh fish is back here I need more parking spaces Miss sales opportunities customers can't access the center because there are no spots okay shh parking parking parking there's so much Demand right now look at all this demand somebody got to think of mayo whoever that is I want them VIP it wasn't even a real person it was a bot I I think I might need like another cashier this is we're getting this is the business is really booming we got a line at the check out this never happened before cashier's too slow yeah he is pretty slow isn't he he's doing the rotation sleeve really slowly come on what are you doing hurry up all right he's fine this person can explode this person going explode bring them up uhoh okay we got to do this now pause checkout counter I need to build I need more space no one's even using the [ __ ] bathroom so I'm going to get rid of it what's the point of having this bathroom no one's using it found Foundation okay wall remove this [ __ ] oh sell 10 different types of products $5,000 reward we just got our first reward now there's way more space good don't use these yet don't use these yet I need to move that this needs to move to like over [Music] here there wait let's get more product right here right here to should we put toilet paper diapers right here that's not a bad idea come on in let's go shopping everybody of course the dairy section the yogurt we have the finest yogurt we've got cannibals back there yes this double q line is so good only 6 more hours remain until I can do a frozen Department that's 10,000 make a 100 total sales that's $10,000 I'll take it thank you good traffic Route people getting in and out having to cross no crosswalk see how many people get hit that guy's life just flashed before his eyes all right that's a pretty good day that's a really good day not almost 1,000 bucks net profit still not very good but we'll get there 98% frozen food is done what do you think this way this way for frozen or this way for fro no get rid of the bathroom bathroom demolition time nobody cares nobody uses it how many is it like how many times a urinal has been used get rid of this [ __ ] take out this too getting in the way of our frozen section cool so then people can walk over here like bang bang bang we got the money we got $158,000 we're going to go bang bang bang like that that's a big investment that's a huge investment but I'm willing to do it don't make this a restro so people don't piss on the floor ladies and gentlemen we got frozen food wait you put Frozen [ __ ] into a refrigerator isn't okay just going to put more of these um okay that's a lot of them I don't want that many nice and then we can go wham have you ever actually been to a grocery store no no never I I call someone and say hey um can you get me uh two packs of to totinos Pizza Rolls uh three cans of corn beef hash two gallons of milk two full onions and eight pounds of hamburger meat thanks all right frozen vegetables and I'm going to do frozen pizzas frozen pizzas oh on this side ice cream ice cream ice cream and then ice cream a whole row of ice cream I love when you go to the giant ice cream row 's put juice in here juices and soda okay once I get alcohol over here I'm going to expand this out and we're going to have like four checkout counters where's the mall I'm working on it Jeff Bezos streamer Jeff Bezos well Jeff Bezos didn't have like a frozen food vegetable grocery store service I mean he he does now but he didn't that's not how he started he started selling like books he had a bookstore online how the [ __ ] did that happen can we go over that real quick how did I I have a a bookstore turned into I own the entire [ __ ] Globe all shipping all services in all products uh what if you delivered something else that wasn't books like pens what are you talking about Dave yeah what if instead of books what if you did like pens and pencils and paper clips and stuff like office supplies Dave that's [ __ ] stupid get the [ __ ] out of my garage or wherever I started this business you guys think Dave ever got like any royalties for that and then like one day Jeff Bezos was sitting there he's like you know God damn it I godam I don't have a pen on me where am I going to get like a stack of a bunch of pens what I going to go to the office store wait I'll just get her on Amazon I'll make it like pens and books and whiteboards and office supplies dude look at this money that's what we call hopefully not a dead cat bounce hold on a second here school supplies pens T t-shirts and laptop computers I this is Jeff bezos's way I got to get pens I got to get pens and paper and school supplies and pencils research team what are you doing where's school supplies Fitness chemicals clothing we need clothing store no no how much time do I have I don't have enough time when does it back to school start starts in one day I can't build that in one day wait hold on greeting cards [Music] [Laughter] this is all right we'll have a section over here we're going to continue to build this out school supplies are going to be up here we want a ton of traffic because we we only have two Q's so we want people to really travel to get all this in demand [ __ ] it's all we're going to get a huge rush of customers look at how tiny the entrance way is good luck so what else should be here school supplies school supplies tons of it it's we're going to get wiped out reading cards like congratulations on your uh new day in school Poise backpacks germa's pants rode up his ass what is that clip why do you have that I'm going to have to expand the storage I think a little yeah I am okay that's a lot more I'm ready stock those [ __ ] shelves what are you doing hurry get it up there the rush is here oh no there's too many I don't have enough parking spaces to they are settle down they heard about the school of supplies and any more Park any more roads holy [ __ ] customers are going to get angry um pause [Music] it [Music] oh okay we can move we need another cashier counter at the end of the day we will okay this music is starting to like freak me out can I turn it down any us getting freaked out by this music it's like scary what was I saying nice parking job dick it's going to be end of day I know it's all right we're doing all right I'm going to make this much much more sufficient ooh sell 20 different types of products 10 grand oh I got my alcohol license now nice all right beautiful beautiful okay here comes School season I'mma click the link what the hell are you guys doing now [Laughter] okay that's I mean this is like what I order this is accurate this is the German 985 um excuse me this is not accurate this is not correct I said Power Aid not gross too gross Cokes where's my sweet and sour sauce oh can I get really pissed off at McDonald's for a second I this is actual anger true anger they got rid of the regular McChicken they just have spicy McChicken now what is that [ __ ] where's my regular McChicken eat a MC dick like you was saying like e what the [ __ ] what like that's oh my God all right what should I research I got uh alcohol now right should we research a bar yes we should was that even a question good right yep okay perfect I need two cashiers this you know what dude um holy [ __ ] remove this road going up here yep perfect we going to have more parking here and I'm going to have an exit here too this is the CEO's parking lot I can't build here why all right I this is a [ __ ] save the game before I make any other dumb mistakes I have 100 grand left nice okay you can do different sections I need to move a little bit of stuff around all right get up there and move it quick move those where's my Builder oh he's doing the tiles up there I thought you just placed them like in The Sims all right bring on the customers these poor people up here [ __ ] all right let's go spam the money okay we're going to have an ah an entrance over here let's go never going to have a problem with [ __ ] parking ever again how much does this cost this is a big expense I hope it's worth it all right Dave you got quite the work this afternoon I need another entrance no we need another store over here quickly bar a bar we need a bar over here we're going to make a bar this is a huge investment here [ __ ] it's 9:00 in the morning at least they be parking entrance it's under construction so you can just walk in you just park your car walk through the grass and then you're at the frozen food [Music] section customers customers customers 500 sales $20,000 customers more more more and more and more ah that sound that beep sound all right let's let's let's get to work on this bar a bar what oh [ __ ] I need more Mana okay we'll put alcohol in here and then eventually we'll just make it a bar that sounds good to me alcohol cabinet beverages beer okay we can have a little beer stand beverages beer beer it's only beer why looks good dock it up now we have alcohol this this like just creepy imagine looking up and seeing that would you still shop here all right what if the prices were really low if everything was like 80% off but sometimes that guy would just reach in and like pick up somebody and just go like just drop him and swallow them you did it like once an hour would you would you still drop there talking we're talking 80% off everything in the whole store now here's the question should I have the bar just be over here or should I make this the bar make it a separate building all right we're going to make it up here or like right [Music] here hurry up and research this [ __ ] I want to make a bar oh come on really 300 bucks though that's not bad 96% here we go and go bar let's go all right I'm going to do this 33,000 I hope it's worth it all right after this I can't spend any money we have to just watch Halloween [ __ ] Halloween Halloween H costumes clothing supplies all right we need to do I got I want clothing got work on clothes and we want a bunch of candy over here delete all this dog [ __ ] food candy candy candy candy have one for liquor actually not a bad idea I'll move the liquor cabinet over here good all right now we have to have a Halloween theme here all right um go for it please click the link sure it's been it's been updated it's been updated all right let's [Music] see why is this guy a jogger why are you jogging through the grocery store this guy didn't even have a cart he's just here for the exercise stock those shelves with candy and cards and treats all right here comes the crowd it's still Halloween right upcoming event is this no it's still Halloween so late to Halloween usually people was super early for Halloween [ __ ] I was like 3 days late money money money money money money money money money money money money there you go opening hours we open at 9:00 a.m. and we close no no we open at 10: and we close at midnight 10: a.m. to midnight imagine having a bar that closes at like 10:00 we're hey we're going to gotas bar counter bar shelf bar counter with stools oh nice all right yes look look at this sick okay now we need a bar shelf back here oh [ __ ] that has be hold on okay bar shelf okay table why does this have a thing on it there's no product assigned for this dude fresh bread fresh bread what fresh fresh fruits we going to have fresh fruits okay wait wait wait wait wait wait give me another one of these this bar is going to be sick fresh fruits and fresh bread all I need to hire a waiter probably you is there is there a bartender start at 10: and you work till midnight that's a 14-hour workday holy [ __ ] God okay that's not all right that's not okay let me just finish the bathroom build those we have different tile in here H we like bathroom tile but it should be it you know it should be a little Swanky it's incomplete requires cashier and stock clerk what you mean cashier is there a checkout line at the bar no the bartender does that oh [ __ ] kill piss you look at you okay get to work yes all right who's coming to the bar come on in what can we get you are you serving them why you just smiling what's happening I don't have any Supply where's the worker where's the person that's supposed to be doing this no loading Bay oh [ __ ] there good P wait oh I I get it okay cuz it it's that's too small it's way too small is that going to be enough finally okay go go we're open open for business let's go stock it up holy [ __ ] it's so much money to buy drinks 30 bucks a pop yo oh there's fresh fruits and fresh bread too perfect we went down some money because I made the bar but I have a bar now and you I don't know what you are doing you have this person has been sitting here the entire time what are you leaving with hey you just left here with fresh fruit did you see the bag you had a bag of groceries get back need a bigger staff room I mean not really not even a coffee pot I look I'll look I'll help here how's this I I could give him a table with some fresh bread on it I'll make this a little all right a little bit bigger it's just it's just too small it's four grand that I'm not going to get back oh I hate that I hate it there you go bigger staff room there oh right right right okay uh winter starts in one day we need construction toys action figures I can do that Toys action figures oh wine I got wine yeah yeah yeah yeah let's get some wine over here clothing uh men's underwear don't I have access to more stuff than just men's shoes looking good they at the table yes you guys said the tables were a bad idea you guys said the fresh bread was a bad idea oh really oh really that was an order of fresh bread right there 26 bucks fresh bread and a beer fresh fruits in a beer he's alerts drug store bookstore bowling alley so many alerts customers are leaving the seter because there are no restrooms there's a restro there's a bathroom right here oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] want one here okay fine sure there done sales monitoring allows the automatic monitoring of sales which you can review in the demand menu people want books real bad open a bookstore how do I get a I need books research books books right here all right get on that people are hungry well go to the bar and get the fresh bread already what do you mean you're hungry there's like meat cheese potatoes onions women's underwear men's underwear plenty of stuff here shoes shoes are made out of leather this is the worst Mall it's it starts slowly and then you build up your Empire like I only had $200,000 all right I had a small I had a small loan of $200,000 it it's that it's doing it Donald okay that's how you know the stream is really gone after 2016 meme wow Jimmy Kimel funny [Laughter] [Applause] okay you got me there you do wow that was Jimmy Kimmel level funny he guess what a quarter of a billion people turn in to Jimmy Kimmel every afternoon when he's alive okay so he's doing something right isn't he ooh look at that profit you're the profit here too I not losing I'm slowly winning big money today come on growth more growth growth growth growth don't let these people leave without paying come on bring them up don't close the door close the door lock the door lock the door that's so much product that we're just letting go for free how could you be angry imagine being that angry and getting out of here with like [ __ ] $180 worth of the [ __ ] for free why are you so you mad about that all right move some [ __ ] around here this is going up we need to really reorganize this place this place sucks need complete reorganization of this place you do all your shopping here and then we'll do some checkout line this is going to be so much more efficient that uh no put this over here no no no no no idiot that's where the other checkout counter is going to go are you dumb not even smart like me remember this isn't a mall okay the when a bookstore gets opened here it's going to be a mall you'll have a grocery store and booze Emporium a bar and a bookstore why is the bar even here you can just buy alcohol here why is this here you don't go hey I'll pick up a couple bottles of wine hello sir I'll take a bottle of wine to go please here you go thank you oh by the way here's $60 it was 12 over there in the grocery store there now we have tons of room look at that oh Bingo uh we need a cashier for Essentials two of them actually preso Dent um no we're going with Hester cashier cashier speed and social ability let's go all right we got it excuse me ma'am can I interest you in some kiwis and a tall wheat barley beer ooh that's I made $30,000 for having a bunch of sales this is pretty efficient come on let's turn that profit oh okay we can do a bookstore now hand tools power tools I want a movie theater all I'm not going to do this yet I'm going to after the close today we're going to make our wait do people even care about books anymore no they don't I'm so late to every one of these events I mean I committed to the bookstore idea but now um who wants to go to a bookstore at a mall check demand charts fast food how do I make a fast food I'm already doing like a cinema UNL fast food restaurants [ __ ] damn it I need okay work on this I'm going to expand the office a little more too I have money I think I can do it there a lot of money but I I want that research it's just too slow okay office there 1 2 3 4 there's five people that work here how many seats are there one 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 we need six more people Jesus I just have to hire everybody I don't it doesn't matter how bad they are okay it should really speed that up I thought you were OCD fix the roads yeah I like that's I can't even like connect the roads like this oh [ __ ] that gives me more parking spaces thanks dude there you go done pretty good not bad fix the [ __ ] corners I what do you I can't it's not a big deal what the [ __ ] is that how would you even get out okay if somebody was parked here and somebody was parked here what do you do you're in deep [ __ ] actually wait a minute oh [ __ ] I can lead this up to here to a new world oh who cares make it Loop wait hold on do you mean this like that please no no actually pretending you mean like this like that like a loop like this no bottom what are you talking about that cuz this is going to go down and around odw Watchers skip throwing for Content I don't know what you guys want me to do with this I just Auto's yelling at me delete the one parking spot right in [ __ ] front of you I doing okay I know that there's a dotted line here but what the [ __ ] are you talking about what do you want me to do with it what do you want me to do with this remove this road you talking about this it's a dead end yeah but who the these these these guy these these people are like ants they just go around like going out it's not like they actually have to park here it's like an ant algorithm that Parks them here there I did it that's fine there's an image you want me to go through where is this okay this is what you want you want me to do this let me see if I can get it I'll do I'm going to do a stream reveal when I get it oh ladies and gentlemen he got it sick okay now just put put like a statue there or something 90% then we do Mo we finished movie theater we got fast food movie theater right here bang restaurants is done fast food restaurants ready I got $28,000 it don't have to be big fast food restaurants are not big they're tiny 20 grand that's a that's enough that's the size of a bedroom now what do we need in here we need order counter soda dispenser fast food warmer cook storage oh my God this is Tiny where's the bank how do I take a loan loan duration 100 days Mount loan $21,000 interest $10,000 what a [ __ ] joke 30-day loan and I want okay that's only $700 in interest I'm going to get n Grand going to pay this okay let's go I got the money oh yeah I mean it's I gave you like five grand and now you owe me uh 80 that's how it works I'll get you a good interest rate like a 75% interest rate uh annual oh I gave you $212 well see in 10 years when you give me 50 [ __ ] Grand over the course of your life okay we are going to assign this is storage right here is really all we need just a little bit like right there this is bathroom yeah this is bathroom restroom okay all right I'm okay with that all right kitchen's going to be um down here cook we need fast food warmer soda dispenser order counter we have two of these yeah right here and then right here SEC need a door [ __ ] I got can I flip the whole restaurant I think I have to flip the whole thing there yeah yeah this is such a small bathroom but whatever just a place to piss all right so now I need a cashier I need a cook um whatever I don't care High cook who's a good cook janitor cook no wait okay blombo is the best cook but look at this speed you're going to be standing in one place how come nobody's coming in to do the bathroom oh I need I need to place sit down uhoh um that's okay you can go behind the counter finally you came in and did it all right yes good it's done so such demand for the fast food restaurant you mean no one I got to get that Movie Theater built why did I build a I knew I should have built a fast food restaurant the bar was a mistake that was the biggest mistake I mean I've only I've made 2 $20 from the bar that's so bad okay we're doing we're all right got it movie theater ready let to take out another loan all right it's time to fire a bunch of people yep it's time to fire three people from the office okay who's the least efficient person office work you're pretty good office work you're good you're you're okay goodbye sorry sorry one more office work you're good office work you're good you're okay you okay we freed up some capital a month let's work on something let's work on um like Electronics or something that's fine where are the rats there's no janitor I need a janitor to take care this is like getting to be green how do I I can't hire a janitor here stop looking at your phone this like it's green like gas in here thank you people are actually here people are using the bar all right where is it it's called GES starting okay it's going to we're going to open it at at 15 we're going to close all right you open at 17 we close at 23 why what hold on a minute the it's only open for 6 hours but somebody is here for 12 why why are you here for this long wait what why why it's only 6 hours holy [ __ ] dude have I been overpaying everybody here oh my God yeah I have oh that's enough for a movie theater I think ooh sick we're still open still making money all right first of all just delete this pay off the debt get R pay it off it's gone go no debt we're good and I got $111,000 let's just let it ride just I'm going to sit here let it ride just make money wait fresh bread demand serious oh my God fresh [ __ ] bread demand Bingo right here check this out a big deal going on at the grocery store today fresh bread let's go I need another stock clerk overnight start at 18 n you start at 20 and you end at when you we open 13 hour shift so much start at 20 end at 4 that's better are you not working where'd you go fresh bread come on fresh bread get it out there before these [ __ ] weirdos come in big demand for that bread get it up here look at that oh yeah yeah we're going to make a lot of money mhm bread bread bread bread bread bread bread it's a rush for the bread what's all the demand [Music] on I didn't make [ __ ] today oh fresh bread my ass I made $400 today open a bakery no I don't have I don't have a bakery get security you're getting robbed how do you know that where do you see where do you how can you tell it's been happening for hours what are you talking about net profit Peak daily unsatisfied theft holy [ __ ] there's been 55 thefts okay the last 5 days I've been robbed like [ __ ] 200 times people have running in and just grabbing handfuls of bread and running out of the store I lose like probably 5 to $12,000 a day in profit in Theft where's those things that when you walk by they go oh [ __ ] okay security we're don't have any cameras I can't even tell you know let's follow some people and see if they even go to the checkout hey you you're in chat he just stole something out of the trash that guy took something out of the trash he's going home now is that stealing or is this person just gross uh okay you wonder why I haven't been able to build anything and make any real money it's cuz like 30% of all my margins are destroyed by people just walking out what are you doing here oh this is the overnight uh stalk person we kind of only needed you for one day oh my God okay guys you can just open these doors and just grab a jug of milk and leave I need to oh you don't even need to step in the store you can just reach in and grab something and before even putting your body into the store you can leave hey how's that did you steal that did you steal that did you steal that did you steal that you stole that you just grabbed it off the table and walked out you stole that you stole that I can't believe it can't believe this much is gone by okay wait wait wait he has something he has something too why is it just free food at Jeremy's this is ridiculous he had a bag of groceries you you know what go home you're you're wasting money hey hey that doesn't mean you can take things are you treating your employees ethically well um I bet you half of them been walking out with free groceries every day so sure I guess take only what you need that guys that doesn't work you know what happens to the Halloween bowl that says honesty one please that whole bowl is gone and I'm not just talking about the candy inside I'm talking about the bow too is gone within 5 minutes of it being out there the sign is gone too yeah or the sign's kicked over and there's like five or six distinct foot like shoe prints all over it I remember in my neighborhood there was somebody that was like just in a dressed up as like a scarecrow and then you come up to the door and they go like hey kids happy Halloween right they pretending to be a like a monster just sitting there are they a statue or are they are they alive or is it a stuffed person have the honesty ball there when they come up and they grab more than one you can get up and be like you took more than one candy put it back and they'll be like oh so sorry Mr Anderson that's right that's how we learn you little [ __ ] no no no no you can't do that all right fast food delicious office workers are doing okay what's our demand look like hopefully it's movies uh theft has gone up theft is going up it's in a high upward Trend I'm making a movie theater I'm I'm making a movie theater you can't steal you can't steal from the movie theater that's my biggest problem I should have done things you cannot steal from you cannot steal from the movie theater you have to sit and and actually watch the movie sure yeah you could pirate the movie but if you go to the movie theater you can't like take the screen taking another loan out I don't even care I'm taking out 35 $5,000 I'll pay this back all right movie theater let's go I need a ticket Lobby buy tickets such as movies mandatory from movie theaters okay ticket Lobby all right ticket Lobby here and then you go right here the theater I need a movie projector and spectator seats spectator seats cool all right how many do I need 20 1 two 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 okay um we're going to have two different movies though [ __ ] hold on wait wait wait all right you build some of those put that wall there hey okay now we need a screen movie ejector this is $10,000 [ __ ] dollars get back in here and build that man where you going get back in here I have any money I need can I take another loan out oh my God I took out so much money to do that and I don't have any money I have no money we're going to okay we have to fire everybody in the office oh sorry everybody but you did good but everybody has to be fired this whole thing is going to get wiped out I got security research is almost done let's research security to the end and then okay I got security Now You're All Fired thank you for working I appreciate it everybody but I can't afford I I'm $52,000 in debt and I only have $6,900 I can't pay anybody I have to fire everybody I have to and I I did some bad uh bad capitalist bad Venture Capital movements I opened up a and nobody cares and I didn't have enough money to make a movie theater I have to fire at least I have to fire half the workforce here that's you sorry gig Bean uh you too all right I just freed up some money all right stock clerk you fired I'm sorry and we can get we can get rid of one cashier I think yeah I'm sorry Z impulse if you're in the chat I'm really sorry but yikes man like come on that's not that's that's not very good you don't have any stock clerks I thought I fired One stock clerk that was the guy you just fired well I I I don't know I pranked him just kidding you're hired with an extra $5 an hour and I peel off the mustache oh it's just is Undercover Boss it's me your boss I know that this whole show I mean I I I got a question about Undercover Boss um I feel like if I worked at a place where Undercover Boss was happening I would know who that person was they have like these weird Prosthetics all over them and fake mustaches and they still the same person talking okay so if I if I walked in to the stream right if I sat down here and I turned the stream on and I had a mustache on a big wig on and like a prosthetic chin and I was going like this hey everybody I'm new to the channel it's uh me Dave I'm a new hire you'd be like that's [ __ ] Jeremy what are you doing take that off yeah hey uh so what do you think about Jeremy the boss I heard he's kind of a [ __ ] what do you think I bet you at some point during the film of that the dude's mustache is kind of coming off the right side of his face like there wasn't enough glue on the right side and it's like H I could really point that out but I'm not going to security to oh I have security Now wait office desk auto theft detector all right you ain't walking by you're not going to get by with me [Laughter] anymore good things come to those who wait does that block the entrance okay good it works catch all those thieves good luck you're all under arrest how much are those they're a th000 bucks each what a ripoff look at that look at that sharp decrease there we are okay we're ready let's start showing that movie come on in double matina this something ground so what you're actually going to see is you're going to get to see thanos's right arm and zoomed in background okay wait wait wait wait here we go all right coming in to watch a movie what movie are you going to watch here we go f up the theater Let's Do It show me a quarter of the movie facing the wrong way this movie is not even on finally we have somebody wanted to actually watch the movie know I'm just hitting him in the eyes this hurts hey they're paying for it whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa trash excuse me let's watch the movie again hold on they're watching it again this actually will print money I think well why why is this person going to puke uh I need a janitor in here oh okay if every Square pixel is going to have trash on it I wonder what happens does this person puke uh this lady these people all had groceries he went to the grocery store he filled bags of groceries he went to a movie then when the movie was over you d the grocery bag onto the ground split the theater and stop pretending to be dumb what are you talking about split is a split the theater oh I see what you mean okay there you go okay two different movies going on now now there's a movie show on the left side do I only have enough power in this building to show one movie at a time all right that was a good movie the seats are backwards I'm not going to go through the process they're still watching the movie it's fine I need a trash can yep there we go there it's going to get cleaned up now that's better much better much better much better much better opens 9:00 a.m. who goes to a movie at 9:00 a.m. there we go that's better movies at midnight mat 1110 that's good um I've sold like 150 tickets I made $38 what's up with that all right movies there is about to open come on in movies are open really come on what's with the big showing I need a big showing it's a $60,000 investment and I've made 38 bucks from it that's not can't be accurate okay we're going to do shift planning take a look at that now there's infinite overlap we're going to open at 4: and we're going to close at midnight at 21 we open at 6 we close at 23 now we got a lot of time here who watches movies at 6:00 a.m. I don't know but they'll it's available if you want to they we got a saale this person one one guy in the whole parking lot it's an early bird I should make a diner um the okay the profit stuff doesn't make any sense we've made way more than3 or $4,000 here H security 2 what can I got a guard self balancing scooters security guards wait what I need a security area like a building for them security Center oh man okay just a little one security Center okay hire Guard Security you okay pick a patrol for your guard all right edit patrols there that's good there he is uh don't you have a route go out go out the door dude go out the door and do your work fire me from this hell hole you need to click the route oh okay go for it I just gave him like the dog Zoomies that's all I did is he catching anybody oh he's on a [Laughter] scooter arrest somebody I think this is pretty cool look at we got a restaurant we got a security spot we've got a bar there's a movie theater there's like a shoe store there's a grocery restore fresh bread place for people to [ __ ] just slack off all right I'm out of here
