Malcolm & Eddie | Little Sister | Season 1 Episode 6 | Throw Back TV

yo M ma'am y say hello to Larry oh oh I get it Larry Bird now it's Larry the par I always wanted a par I always wanted to name him Larry but he's green like a Celtic but stop being clever it's Larry the parrot Eddie parrots are noisy I mean they're mess see they spit food all over the place I already got a roommate who does that he's not a roommate it's a temporary thing you see you know I got him for $200 cuz he can't talk but I when I teach him how to talk I'mma make about a thousand off of him hey hey say something say say Eddie's the man come on say it Eddie the man Eddie you you are going to keep Larry in the garage right no the fumes are killing you are going to keep Larry in the garage right little Larry want to go in the garage ow guess Larry don't want to go in the garage good girl oh I'm sorry good [Music] boy is an colle Funny Bone they just w't leave you alone while you sitting inside your [Music] home hey forget the last six try this one smooth and instant classic all right see Holly I told you I'd get the hang of this Malcolm after all he's put away you could be giving him turpentine he wouldn't know the difference n Tim's a big guy he can handle this assignment right Tim I mean you feeling okay I'm fine you know it takes morning I must be getting close uncompany cute female no ring 12:00 if she's stupid you're in she's walking and chewing gum sorry hey don't worry about my friend he'll wake up by Spring can I get you something anything but what he had uh well that leaves water well that's Perfect all right well how do you do my name is Malcolm now I mentioned that because you may hear people call me other things like boss well I think I'll stick with Malcolm but I do like a man who's confident o well this is going to work out because I'm confident that I like women who like confident men so what does a confident man like myself call you my name is Julia M well Julia you sure you don't want a real drink it's on the house that's the policy here at Kelly's beautiful women named Julia drink for free oh well okay then do you make a decent Martini an instant classic get the tow [Music] truck lay I don't want to put no pressure on you but I got to get you talking on tape to prove you worth $1,000 now if you want to eat you talk if you want to talk dirty you go right ahead might be worth a few extra bucks man I got to tell you I have the best job in the world spent the whole afternoon talking to a beautiful intelligent woman drinking martinis and talking about life sound like my garage I'm taking this one out tomorrow night oh Eddie she's different I mean she's smart she's funny and she just came out of your bedroom hi Malcolm Julia hey hey hey hey that's about enough of that my sister's the girl from the bar no no this is the girl from the bar well I guess I should have told you but then I never would have gotten to see this expression on your face no wait wait you cannot be Eddie's sister that's genetically impossible I mean look at you you are so beautiful and Eddie is so not anything like you Eddie why didn't you tell me you had such a cute roommate cuz he ain't and if he was cute accidentally this one time he ain't going to let it happen again are your mou no no I swear the next time I'm cute it'll be on purpose Eddie I am not 14 years old anymore I do not need a chaperone oh you right you right you grown you know what you need you need a pet bull some pepper spray and a stunned gun hey Julia Eddie didn't tell me you were visiting Eddie didn't know she's supposed to be visiting Mom stop through so we can spend some time together one onone brother and sister neither of which is you so if you'll excuse us actually if you'll excuse me I've got a shower to take hey Julia don't be saying shower in front of Malcolm shower what kind of freak are you man what I didn't do anything and you ain't either and juliia she's vulnerable right now she just broke up with a boyfriend what's that got to do with me nothing if I do my job right here to protect that girl Eddie wait a minute this is me you're talking to it's your boy your friend Malcolm exactly the man who wrote his phone number on the ladies room wall of his bar well that was just to get suggestions about service and stuff like that I mean Julia and I can be friends oh oh oh friends name one woman who's just a friend well there's uh yeah no no uh uh uh that one too ah back home back home there Susie the white girl no no no Susie is short for for Shana yeah it shows so much you know see in fact today's her birthday I should call her just as a friend ah well as a friend call Susie but in the meantime keep your eyes off Julia keep your hands off Julia keep your everything else of do if you got something to say to her write it down double space it and I'll look over it y relax Eddie all right I'm telling you I'm already there man man I got you as a roommate so why in the world would I want you as an in-law man you know just for me you know what I mean just just leave her alone all right you got it me as your partner as your boy you have my word that she's off limits all right all right on Mane I believe but I'm still going to get that restrain in order just in case [Music] going somewhere well yeah I haven't wet the bed since I was three so I figured why start now okay I'll be listening y Eddie Eddie this is got to stop man you still don't trust me hey hey it's not that I don't trust you you know I I thought it was a burglar coming in h who go there you see it was cute at first but now it's not funny anymore man I mean you insulting your sister you insulted me you know I thought I was your boy I thought we was cool like that but that's all right man I understand that I I get it I forgot I still got to go to the [Music] bathroom Ed what are you doing teaching the bird how to do Michael Jackson can't nobody understand it don't you have to get to work yeah uh hey you want to come along I was thinking we can spend the afternoon together and why so you can keep an eye on me no thank you I'll be fine all right all right all right all right right keep the door locked don't let nobody in unless it's me you know it's me cuz I'll knock like oh that hey what's up girl hey see you let him in he could have been anybody and done anything Eddie go take care of your business all right I'mma leave leave the door open should I leave the door open all right hey uh I'll wait on you want to race down the stairs I ain't no racing I'm G don't hey anybody need anything I thinking like some motor oil sandwiches and something I am so sorry sometimes you just have to ignore him oh sometimes oh Julia listen about our plans tonight I'm going to have to cancel I'm really sorry really yeah something came up and uh I just hope you're not too disappointed oh no I'm I'm not too disappointed because we don't need tonight we've got right [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] now I never thought I'd be saying this to a beautiful woman but slow down girl what do I kiss too fast oh no you kiss perfect and that's the problem I mean look Eddie's like a brother to me no no no no which makes you like a sister and that's just not right even in Missouri Malcolm you have got to stop you are a grown man and I am a grown woman yes yes I noticed kiss me baby I'll make you forget every other one what you waiting for I don't [Applause] bite touch you I'mma chop off your hands no no no you look Eddie I mean Julia look look this is this is nothing personal all right I mean it's just that Eddie's your brother and and that's my boy and I promised him I gave him my word that you were going to be off limits so let's just be friends okay okay that's probably best and you should probably keep your promise and Malcolm I am sorry no need to be sorry I mean you you you're going through a tough time right now you just take it slow all right and and and you'll be okay but now that we're just friends can I ask you a personal question sure anything what's under Eddie's hat [Music] [Music] all right give it a gas sounds like hell what you talking about she purring like a kitten Don't You Yank me you are just the few mixture and you fix a compression ratio and you tweak the timer and I'll be back after my step class damn if she was just 80 years younger boy hey Eddie what you doing what's wrong what nothing's wrong I just asked you what are you doing Malcolm tried to get in the draws didn't he he didn't try anything you said we were going to spend the afternoon together so here I am you don't even like the garage now what happened nothing see you twitched that means you're lying Eddie please a twitch and a hair flip that means you're mad and you're lying now what happened nothing really happened really see really that's a trick word you know what I mean when you say nothing really happened that means something really did oh Eddie don't jump to conclusions Malcolm and I are just friends I think he's really cute and everything Eddie [Music] Eddie all right M come on out it's me and you was Z bust your chops Mister you try to hide got my auntie coming over what you got planned for her little freaky freak hey Larry man what' you see see anything wait a minute yeah you seen something mhm RND to the scene of the crimes we I don't even need you I let the tap do the talking but hang out cuz I might need you to drop dime in court saying get you to talk and give you a couple of rib shots in the kidneys Punk bird huh you like to kiss huh that's going to be the kiss of D bro I tell you that right now find you okay there you go this one is the one y Eddie one of those sex on the beach that's how you think about ain't it how you sleep at night you dog what the hell are you talking about did you did you not give your word of Honor that you wouldn't touch my little sister and I use the word touch with your hands in the broadest sense to include your lips yes I did all he a backstabbing snake what that's hard to be cuz a snake ain't got no arms look at me in eyes tell me you're not a liar I am not a liar yes you what hey people excuse me excuse me people you know me right I mean what I lie never thank you unless it involved a woman somehow see I never liked you anyway Holly appreciate well you told me you were tight with Holly and we all know you don't have a shot in Hell [Laughter] there Tim come on help me out here Malcolm I'm not getting involved but the sign does say all you can eat and you never let me see see there you got it case point right there you never let the big man eat all he can eat I don't blame you but you never let him do it okay hold on hold let me rephrase the question all right does anybody here honestly believe that I could ever under any circumstances betray the trust of my man my partner my boy especially when it comes to his beloved little sister hey that's not funny people oh no right thank you I rest my case well you rest it I'm going wake it right back up ladies and gentlemen of the jury you're going to allow yourselves to be tricked Bamboozled lied to by this self-proclaimed Judas Biblical reference I'm on the road then I have no recourse but to show the evidence I have in hand everything that happened in that room is on this tape wait you were taping us no you some kind of pervert I was taping the bird oh that's a lot healthier look Eddie look I'm giving you a chance now all right you don't want to run that tape what you afraid of I'm I'm not afraid of anything it just wouldn't be fair to your sister ahuh gather around people we'll see who's being fair to Julie now remember ladies and gentlemen if you see something sick you must convict Express Freeze Frame right there ladies and gentlemen see that man on the left that man made a solemn oath that he would not touch the woman on the right now ladies and Gentlemen by all definitions of the word that is a touch I ask you who hands are those M whose lips are those m whose mustache is that hey that ain't funny people the point is is that the man touched my little sister and he lucky this ain't Iraq otherwise you be eating with your elbows Eddie what is going on oh I'm defending your honor what is that doing on TV hey I'm sorry I didn't want to show it but called Malcolm on tape taking advantage of you what are you some kind of pervert no taping the bird besides you ought to be happy I'm defending your whole situation how people think about you and what better way to defend my situation than to show your beloved little sister kissing on television in a bar full of people exactly have you seen the rest of the tape n little part I seen let me know was freaky freaky oh no I ain't watching this Edd's your brother and he's my boy and and I I promised to him I gave him my word that you would be off so let's just be friends okay oh I got to go you know that oil ain't going to change itself case dismissed no council will turn in the pool que to the clerk thank you very much Eddie you got to stop I can take care of myself all right I'm I'm sorry you know I'm just trying to look out for you little sis you know oh m m my BR my think I owe you a little apology you know no no Eddie you know something man you don't have to say anything cool right that oh cool cool you just go upstairs write it down double space it and I'll have a look at it in the morning you got me man got and Mr Malcolm may I buy you a drink ooh well one little friendly drink can't her sure come on now Holly would you please bring us two of my special martines yeah Holly won't you make that three [Music] Martin Lar Michael man how could you man what white meat red wine it works man it ain't funny man I love that par man he you will love it even more with some hot sauce try it a you owe me $200 man I almost had that bird talking hi guys Le say hello to Papa sorry guys he still hasn't said a word you dumb bird I to make a hat out of you if you're going to be like that he can come and live with me oh yeah we'll take him on out of here fine let's go little fella see you later Larry Bird so long [Music] suckers hand me the hot SAU I got the night before hey Eddie how about a little sex on a drink my turn didn't see you hanging there you [Applause] [Music] know [Music] h

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Length: 22min 37sec (1357 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 11 2023