Lying to Your Dying Wife (feat. Rashida Jones) - Key & Peele

- DOCTOR FORREST, DIAL 118, PLEASE. DR. FORREST, PLEASE DIAL 1-1-8. - [sighs] DON? - YES, I'M HERE. - PROMISE YOU'LL NEVER FORGET ABOUT ME. - YES. OF COURSE. - PROMISE ME YOU'LL TAKE CARE OF OUR LITTLE GIRL. AND LOVE HER. - YES, WITH ALL MY HEART. - PROMISE ME YOU'LL STAY STRONG FOR HER. - YES, YES. I PROMISE. - AND PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER SLEEP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. - [clicking] I HEAR YOU. - PROMISE ME YOU'LL TAKE CARE OF MR. BIG FLUFFY TAIL? - YES. YES, YES, YES, DONE. THAT CAT WILL BE THE MOST LOVED CAT IN THE WORLD. - AND THAT YOU WON'T LOOK AT PORN. - AHH. - HUH? - [speaking gibberish] - IS THAT YES? - CHECKY, CHECKY, CHECKY, CHECKY, CHICKETY, CHICKETY, CHICKETY CHECK. - NO PORNOGRAPHY. - BUSTER BROWN SAYS WHAT? - IS THAT A YES? - YO BETTER BELIEVE I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID, GIRL. - YOU LOVE ME, RIGHT? - YES, I LOVE YOU. YES. - AND WE'RE SOUL MATES, RIGHT? - YES. - SO YOU WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER THINK OF SOMEONE ELSE WHILE MASTURBATING, RIGHT? - [as robot] MESSAGE RECEIVED. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IS THAT A YES? -<i> YO COMPRENDE.</i> - IS THAT A PROMISE? - [goofy voice] YOUR REQUEST HAS BEEN FILED. - SAY YOU PROMISE. - FORGET ABOUT, HUH? HUH? - I NEED TO HEAR YOU SAY IT. - IT. - I--NO, SAY, "I PRO-- I PROMISE." - YOU PROMISE. - YOU--YOU PROMISE. SAY IT. - OKAY, "I PROMISE." - NO AIR QUOTES. - ♪ PROMISES ARE THINGS THAT MOTHERS-- ♪ - SAY IT, SAY IT! - I PROMISE, I PROMISE. - WHAT ARE YOU PROMISING? - I PROMISE WHAT YOU SAID. - FINE, FORGET IT. - YES. I MEAN, OKAY. - WILL YOU AT LEAST PROMISE TO GO SEE MY MOM EVERY DAY? - SO ZERO PORNOGRAPHY? DONE. I LIKE THAT. NURSE? FIX MY WIFE! [crying] DON'T TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW. I'M JUST-- IT'S NOT--NOT ALL ABOUT YOU.

Channel: Key & Peele

Views: 9,363,740

Rating: 4.9411855 out of 5

Keywords: Key & Peele, Key and Peele, Jordan Peele, Keegan-Michael Key, keey & peele, Key & Peele full episodes, key and peele show, kay and peele, Rashida Jones, death, dying, wife, promise, promises, sex, married, sketch comedy, funny, funny video, comedy videos, funny jokes, funny clips, key and peele dying wife, Rashida jones key and peele, rashida jones comedy, key and peele guest stars, key and peele promise me youll never sleep with another woman, keegan michael key

Id: 4YzvpF5Owfc

Length: 3min 22sec (202 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 12 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/My_mann]

Lmao the "fugedaboutit" kills me everytime I see this skit

[u/[deleted]]

link for us dumb losers in Canada?

[u/[deleted]]

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO WILL MIRROR FOR US ALL?

[u/Endyo]

Normally I'm not 100% on Key and Peele sketch endings but that one got me.

[u/redfive5tandingby]

Just noticed that the "Watch more" title card at the end is just two empty boxes.

Anyone who understands YouTube better than me able to explain what happened there? Comedy Central un-linked them by mistake? Some contractual thing? Just a change in the way YouTube does related videos?

[u/Glen_The_Eskimo]

They stole that bit from Scary Movie 3
Scene in question

[u/JoePortagee]

Message received in the robot voice. Died a bit.

[u/HDPaladin]

Key and Peele is one of the all time great comedy shows. Some of their clips never get old, wish it could have went on forever.