She shoots, she scores! Is that necessary? What? It's a waste of a shower if you haven't worked up
a sweat. Or gotten dirty. Ah. Excuse me,
can you keep it down, please? You know I require
at least eight hours of beauty sleep. - Um... What's up with Lola?
- AH! Why isn't she getting ready
for school? It's pageant season,
so she's homeschooling to have more time for rehearsal. [scoffs]
Homeschool. AKA sleep in,
do a little bit of schoolwork, then goof off
for the rest of the day. Yeah, lucky. She gets to live it up
on easy street for a whole week. Uh, actually,
this year it's six weeks. Six weeks?! Lola needs time during the day
to prepare for her pageants. I have basketball practice,
football practice, lacrosse tryouts,
and a hockey game, all before Thursday. And I have two graveside
services back to back tomorrow, at cemeteries on opposite sides
of town. I'm dumpster diving with Flip, every day
after school this week. And I'm speaking
about sodium sulfate at the science club
after school tomorrow. All, while Lola gets to sleep in
as late as she wants. And not have to wait in line
for the bathroom. And she can eat
whatever she wants out of the fridge. Hey! We should get
to be home-schooled too. Guys, Mom and Dad would never
let us actually do it. But what if they did? ...and Lynn has her lacrosse,
Lori has her golf, Luna has her band, Luan has
her clowning business... We know. We drive
you kids to all those things. So what do you say?
Can we be home-schooled, too? Well, Lola has done well
with homeschooling the last few years. Maybe that's just
what this family needs. [cheering] There's just one thing. I will be home,
but I'll be busy working on my book.
So you kids will have to be responsible,
for getting all your work done or it's back to regular school. - Totally.
- Of course. Guess who has 18 thumbs
and is also doing homeschool? Us guys. What?!
Why do you guys need homeschool? You're not the only one
who deserves a flexible schedule. We happen
to lead very busy lives. Yup, and now we get
to goof off all day with you. It's not goofing off. You know we still have
schoolwork, right? You mean our workbooks? We have all week
to get them done. A walk in the cemetery. Yeah, if you can manage it,
I'm sure we can. Okay, but be careful.
The work sneaks up on you. This is the life. Right, dudes? I'll say.
Just think, on a normal day, I'd be reading
kindergarten math books, and now I get to read
this college math book. I think you're missing
the point, Lisa. You goof off your way,
I'll goof off mine. Ace Savvy,
deep in the Amazon jungle, searches for the hidden lair
of the evil villain, Blackjack. - Will he find the-
- Look out! It's the Mantis Queen!
[growling] Whoa, aaaaaah!
Oh no. [giggling]
1006. Hey guys, it's two o'clock. Shouldn't you hit the books? It's two already? I guess we should do some work. Thanks for reminding us, Lola. Okay, here we go.
Workbook page one: Please read
all contents carefully. Boom, one page down. [phone chiming] I don't want
to interrupt our flow, but Chaz just sent me
a totes amazing cat video. - Want to see?
- Yeah. - Me too! Me too!
- Is it a black cat? [meowing] Now, where were we? Oh, right!
[clearing throat] Workbook page one: Please read
all contents carefully. [chiming] Ooh, ice cream truck! [cheering] [chiming] Hey, Louds!
I see you're enjoying my new CD of classic ice cream truck
jingles. Ooh, this one really swings. Man,
now I really want ice cream. Let's go! We've earned it. We already read
the first page twice. Hey Lola, ice cream break? I can't.
I have ribbon dancing rehearsal. [screeching] She really needs to work
on her work-life balance. How fun has this week been? Homeschool!
Homeschool! Homeschool! [laughing] It has been great,
but we should probably do those workbook thingies
tomorrow. True. We did promise Mom
we'd get all of our work done. Hmm, then again,
tomorrow is Friday. So it's practically
the weekend already. Might as well wait til Monday
to get a fresh start. Good call, brah! Why are you guys
still yammering? Go to bed already. We have a test
at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow. Test? What test? That's how home school works.
You take a test every Friday to make sure
you've been learning instead of SLACKING OFF
all week! [grunting] What?
Why didn't anyone tell us that? Hello? It's on page two
of your workbooks. [gasping] All the way on page two? Well,
of course we didn't see it. But if we don't pass,
that means... Yup, back to.. [in slow motion]
regular school. [gasping]
