"Lou Holtz" Is BACK After 2 Years!!!

uh the rick and bubba show was heard from college football expert dr lou but uh he is standing by [Music] standing by and ready for this weekend hello virgin and bono [Laughter] my goodness charles and chaz it's been it's been 525 600 minutes since i've seen you got you guys fat behind no i actually got seriously it's been 1 million 51 200 minutes two full years since i've been here with you guys and you can't believe that guys but it's time to fire up the grill it's time to whip out that connecticut sausage throw that throw those chicken wings in the smoker grab those footballs by the skin and get this 20 21 college football season underway yeah yeah yeah football college football college football college football and while we're at it let's kick covet right in the pit because no one likes him no no get off the stage broven 19 you're terrible no one no one likes you delta you either mute get off the stage man tyrone corona more like corono [Laughter] real talk guys i think i speak for all of college football nation in saying that i am psyched out of my mind about college football being back in full force yes by far the most exciting aspect of this 2021 season is the return of full capacity stadiums you guys heard about this side a lot of fans gonna be finding stadiums there's just nothing like having rowdy fans back in the stands i don't know about y'all but for me watching college football without fans in the stands it was as torturous as listening to the rick and bubble show when rick and bubba are absent sports are sports sports stars canceled [Music] [Laughter] ruthless lou pipe down doc you've only been here five minutes guys one person who is very unhappy about fans returning to the bleachers is the high priest of health you guys know him dr anthony pouching oh yeah not sure if you've heard this but he is actually launching a new initiative for this football season to keep campus crowds coveted free will you hear about this yes this campaign is called bouncy university or what he's calling it fout's you vouch you like that now now got now guys what i'd like to do here rick and mama is unpack the recommendations that dr frazee is proposing in his spouts you campaign okay all right so and i'm reading this verbatim from dr pouchy but i really wasn't going to do his voice but i think i am now i think i'm gonna give it a shot because problematic because because vaccination rates remain low in the southeast all sec fans must remain seated during football matches especially in moments of heightened emotions after penalty kickoffs it's more like elmer fudd the white school [Laughter] or bill clinton what whatever yeah all right get some of that there here's the second piece of guidance and dr fauci spout you college football campaign mm-hmm sec fans i'm just gonna go with my voice thank you sec must sac fans must remain silent in order to do so we ask that you ignorant rednecks ball up a mask in your hands and shove it into your mouth until you begin choking on it the doctor found you wow that's right guys that's the proven fact you follow the science that you can't speak when you've got linen lodged in your larynx well that's true i didn't say that again wow lastly lastly in dr falci's scholars football health campaign i'm quoting dr fauci here while i well i personally love the spread formation on the field let's all be careful not to run the super spreader formation off the field [Applause] [Music] guys here he'll be here all week yeah and next week and next week with more conflicting information for all of us yeah and i think i can say this bouncy bouncy bouncy set [Laughter] speaking of conflicting information how about how about our new president joe biden isn't he something he's dynamic isn't he or unique or special whatever adjective you want to use but i think we can all agree on one thing no matter our political affiliation that it is often quite difficult to translate what president biden is actually saying it really is but i've got some good news for you guys i've got some good news white house correspondents have confirmed that one of the best translators in the business kirk urf street will join joe biden on stage this small to interpret his broken rant i didn't think of that that's a great idea the white house went on to say if you can speak corso you can speak about it yes you can yes you can ricky bubba some wild news from this past week coming out of baton rouge louisiana guys as it turns out lsu officials confirmed that in order to attend the game in tiger stadium this year you will have to be vaccinated or show proof of a negative test did you hear this negative test occasions will be relieved to know though that the negative test policy will only apply to coven and not stds oh great greg loved that one a minute watch it come home without you the fountain campaign now speaking of negative tests speaking of negative tests guys i'm uber impressed with the vaccination rate of the defending national champions the alabama crimson tide at last count all but one of their players have been vaccinated which greatly loosened jcc protocols around testing and mass bearing for the titan now i reached i reached out to coach nick saban to get his thoughts on the lone player that hasn't rolled up his sleeve and nick told me this he's been a dumb backs and needs to get his backs off the field he's got to get his backs off the field you know vaccine vaccine vaccine take it i love you [Laughter] it's almost like dr lou hadn't had any sleep 45 full minutes last night guys i think lou likes to chant as much as we can yeah don't you like a champ guys i love chad i love it but he never knows when we're going to join in or not yeah speaking of getting his getting his backs off the field how about tim tebow guys no you know what i mean boy he tainted my memories with his bleak showing and what appears to be his final a final appearance on the football field as a player in this preseason game with the jacksonville jaguars i asked tim about this uncharacteristic performance just really bleak and he told me and i quote i i didn't have my best game lou i whiffed a couple of blocks and as a result i sniffed a couple of butts i guess you could say it was a stinky performance that's terrible you guys know that's awful you gotta leave that you're on the road too [Laughter] guys how can we talk college football without talking nil this this name image and likeness deal that happened over the summer is a game changer for the landscape of college football as you probably heard coach saban insinuated that presumed crimson side quarterback bryce young has raked in nearly one million dollars from endorsements and and this guy has yet to take a snap as a starter well guys i went and asked bryce about this large sum of money and how it's changed his life and he told me lou i'm living like the unemployed right now i haven't haven't done a thing except sit on my rear but i'm making it rain those dollar bills yo [Laughter] lazy lazy lazy pam [Laughter] guys another piece of monumental news here ricky bob in nebraska it's coming to the sec no no that doesn't go to the airport commissioner think he nailed it man he kept that they kept that secret like a pro guys guys before we go to break i do have to share with you a peculiar or peculiar vision i just had recently oh no vision leprechaun last last week i dozed off on my leather couch and before i knew it there i was on the 50-yard line of soldier field in chicago inside of a humble little home that had been built there just a week before at midfield there i was chilling like a villain eating chick-fil-a a number one with a lemonade then a a tiny then a tiny little brown skinned leprechaun named yay hey shame he came over to me with his with his earbuds on and he jumped on my lap and said daddy my name's ye not ye he said papa where's my mama donda oh no we've no sleep we've had several gridir several grid iron gatherings listening out for her when is he going to come out he said then i walked out the front door of the house onto the 35-yard line and handed little yay a tiny leather football hey scurry down the sidelines and some horrendous sandals it's just some horrendous sandals to the 13 the 20 the 10 all the way into the end zone then a herd of sixty thousand sheep began saying bye bye here's our cash let us see your sandal stash that's when i woke up and it was clear to me that this means the university of notre dame fighting ours is about to whip out the sandals and kick some serious [Laughter] cash well you came out of the gate i mean i mean smoke blazing lazy you

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Length: 11min 28sec (688 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 02 2021