Loser Has to Tweet Their Most Embarrassing Photo ft. Jerma985

hello stop throwing up i'm trying to do somewhat of a badass intro and you're just throwing up stop throwing up chat stop throwing up we need to men no men it's time to rise up and stand shoulders back head up posture check hydrate check as well because today okay don't type ratio in chat i'm obviously trying to do somewhat of a big commander speech and you just typed a ratio which doesn't make sense by the way it doesn't make sense to type that on twitch obviously you are not team germa obviously obviously we are not okay can we have a group meeting time out time out real quick couple things we need to get out of the way one we're doing games with germa today all right it's gonna be a grand all time but but two you guys are not on team germa all right clearly you we need to be on team ludwig here okay because don't ask why because it should be apparent it should be obvious to you that we are on team ludwig it's germa time we spoke a little bit right before this me and germa we set up the lobby all that good stuff and and we are playing we're playing battleship today which i i do need to say um i'm a little bit concerned for a couple of reasons here i i think for whatever reason germa is convinced that battleship is gonna be like the new hot thing anyway hopefully he doesn't bring that up too much when we start playing hey you're there oh yeah hey what's up jeremy how's it going this is like potentially a pretty big deal from what i hear what what sorry what what's a big deal the battleship is could be really fun to play with people on stream like with friends yeah it'd be fun for a bit for sure yeah of course that's what we're doing right now that's like why we're hanging out and playing it yeah battleship is definitely fun for a little bit yeah i agree with you it'd be good it's like we'll have a good hour for it hour well or two yeah maybe it was i was assuming like six all right so those who don't understand how battleship is played very very complicated game what you do is you get five ships you place them around and then each turn back and forth ludwig and i are gonna try to kill each other sink our ships i'm sorry are you explaining battleship yeah yeah that makes sense i i was saying bets no no bets already oh are you a bit of a gambling man we'll start let's just start off like casually just like with a casual you know let's just say five gifted you know just a casual breezy i have gifted subsidy other person's channel just to the other person's channel do you have any experience playing this well let me tell you i'm using uh fredrik poitier which try to click on him right now on your stream you bought this guy yeah i spent money on this why did you buy this yeah it was three dollars it just changed you're never gonna wait you're never gonna open this game ever again all right so we don't tell each other where we're going right well no you're supposed to say the smallest ship where you put it you suppose wait but you have to say the smallest ship where you put it yeah you have to tell me where you put your small ship okay but smaller ships go on bottom right yeah mine's also on the bottom right okay you lied wait did you want bottom right i did say bottom right welcome to war so did i you lied to me it's more hurtful when you do it come on you don't do this like you don't do this like a puzzle you do the edges first and then you go in the middle when you're like ready german it's a it's a children's game you just click a random square and then occasionally you hit i mean honestly you'll probably do as well if you just don't even know what you're doing if you do a blind if you get like a monkey to do it you probably have more success oh what do you think i'm crazy well you do the thing where you put all your ships in one corner that's how you instantly lose this game i know that at least well you got one yeah i went for one corner apparently you're a bit of a corner karen but you get to go twice what yeah [ __ ] you go until you miss what you're working your way up towards e10 i'm a little nervous about my e10 strategy e10 eating this dick what yeah i think you're in the same place oh my god the thing about me is i'll never click where i am um you're such a corner character i bet you oh i'm not no i'm not you just happen to get the one you have to get one the one that's over god this is your destroyer oh no oh wait what german no no you didn't it's hard it got one more look at the sneaky one that you're not gonna find yeah i have a feeling you put every ship in the bottom left except for your small one which you put in the top right but that would be a stupid strategy that you'd lose every time oh no excuse me somebody's right here in the middle everyone's calling you a middle manny yeah cause you got you could step in the middle i got a couple of things in the middle i wouldn't focus on it too much oh this is where this is where your big guy is right here you did find that big guy that's the easiest one to find though mathematically but you did put him right next to it you did the same thing i did didn't you well i had a gap with you saying there's a gap means that there's definitely another ship right here yeah you did the same thing i did this is really wet this is really bad no it's not really bad this is really bad oh wait a minute oh they're all connected oh boy you're in deep [ __ ] are you as compulsive enough oh through that voice were you as compulsive enough to make sure you created the full tetris line right like it has to be perfect or did you have that's a good point [ __ ] of course that's such a good point where was yours i won the game yeah the greatest comeback of all time but you did the same thing that i did and i just i thought that you were so much smarter than me that was what i was hoping that's what i coast off of in my life is that people think i'm smarter than i am and then i'm not who the who the [ __ ] is cleveland that's you we just played a game together i'm cleveland what i thought this was like a steam user like like no cleven's my real name wait what so last time was a tier three let's let's let's i feel warm right now i'm ready for uh uh you know just like like um like a casual 100 gifted a hundred gifted subs for this one oh god we can't go from 25 to 500. okay all right well then you give a suggestion what's uh what's a better escalation and a better escalation would be 2x so let's just do let's do 50. okay uh 50 bucks my if my strategy nets me one ship this is the biggest waste of time ever i was gonna say that's like a that's a one for how many moves is it like 15 yeah oh found something c2 go b2 trust me there b2 all right if it's not b2 then i'm going to be oh my god what the hell why does it work it worked honesty all right we'll go b7 all right [ __ ] you adam dude it doesn't matter who wins any of these right now because whoever wins like the five hundred dollar one like just wins everything anyways don't think germa is even good you're just really bad can you be bad at like throwing a handful of popcorn in the air and just like looking at the ground and picking up one or two random pieces can you be bad at that not really i mean let's be real i did stack all of my ship into the bottom left last round i think that's a bad strat well i did the same thing though yeah but even you had the the you know the redundancies of throwing a tugboat in the top right as a security measure all right all right all right well this is fine though because what i'm doing is uh hustling you because if i lose a couple you start to get a little confident that's true you could be just pulling the hustle on me and then i strike all right that commander was not working out for me it's time to buy a new one i'm purchasing sir philip wade i think you just woke up like one of the devs of this game from like hasbro because they just got like a text on their phone because that probably happens so infrequently that they have it tied to notifications on their on their cell phone if they have it's like a woof blast they get a text and email all right so what do we what have we got going here for this one how about we remove the money for this one i have a bit of a fun idea the loser gets to buy a shirt for the winner that they have to wear on stream camera on of course oh this is way more this is way more than like 20 dollars this is worth a lot more to me this actually is more about we could go back to money and save this one because we can do this at any point no that i i i'm into it someone said to look at the battleship category oh come on what is this i need to win is what i'm noticing i need i need to make a little bit of a comeback story i can't look i can't it can't go on forever i don't think i can win three in a row you don't know what direction is though you're from east coast why did you do that why did you do that i clicked wrong i just actually missed clicked what the [ __ ] wait what did i just stumble upon germa i've just don't buy the mega milk shirt that just that's my one request don't say that one more time don't buy the mega milk shirt that's like my one request just don't do that for you when i win this don't buy you the mega milk shirt yes so please don't do that could you tell me why i should show you how to see here well first of all you gotta win oh my what you're looking at my screen you're cheating he's looking yeah he's looking at this i don't want to win this one i i wore that shirt by the way on stream no no i have this shirt that's like a blue like a toronto blue jays baseball tee it's the blue sleeves and the white on the front and every time i wear it people say i'm wearing the mega milk shirt and i'm just like leave me alone i like this shirt i like the colors i i don't know which one you're talking about you'd have to link it to me for me to know because i've worn a slew of bad things because i do an amazon stream i let chat buy anything and i'll wear it all right so you know i've worn shirts that say like come in me i'm here for the bukkakee okay um the the first one has you got you got me a little twisted on that one that you wore that on stream i wore that i wore that out i went to vegas one time and i was wearing that and i and i didn't realize until someone pointed at my shirt and went that that's insane it's just like oh [ __ ] and i was like oh [ __ ] i put it inside out i was embarrassed and so it said muknee m that's the kind of shirt you have to make sure is not available like if you have to do laundry or something like it's the only shirt left i'll give you a hint i'll make it spicy you might need to refresh your browser on twitter like the channel i'm watching your channel right now that you i've refreshed your channel no it's f5 german it's a it's a it's like a technical joke oh the way that you were telling me where you were yeah i was telling you oh f5 i thought you were doing like a hit f5 you're watching my stream i know you're cheating haha oh no i was trying to give you information oh but i think that was the only place he could have been there congratulations i feel good i don't know if you threw that on purpose but my strategy was pretty impeccable if if you could just link me the mega milk shirt you're referencing look up mega milk on oh wait that's a website i can't pull up it seems like an innocent enough shirt it's just look how about this you'll just you'll think of something really funny to make me aware and it's definitely not gonna be that one a lot of people want you to have this one i'll i'll send it to you but i i wouldn't do this to you because i think this one's abhorrent i don't i don't want that one i don't want this i know that's why i'm saying i don't want i don't want this no please spare me i'll wear the [ __ ] shirt i'll wear the comfort okay i'm serious i'm not wearing this one uh all right the category of battleship has blown up checking the battleship category let's see oh it's it's it's gone off the deep end it's you guys are all gonna get your like channels banned look at this guy's a big germa supporter go germa go i think it's time we could do the hundred gifted match okay cause i think the if we're escalating shirts that then it goes outfits then then one of us is gonna become a cat maid for a day have you worn a cat girl costume before no where where am i if you land this next one right here just this next hit then it just has to be an exit i'll wear the mega milk shirt tomorrow oh thank god oh my god this is a bit stressful because i just well i didn't want to wear the mega milk shirt tomorrow yeah that would have been bad for you it would have been okay okay here here here all right i will wager you five gifted you don't know which direction i'm going here that's right but if you miss thank you i'll get that yeah i'll get that right away hi can you do it can you do it can you do it toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boy oh [ __ ] oh no no he's got it he's got it just one more and he's got it oh thank you okay lord i'll give you a simple hint and this is honest do that little tug boat it was right next to my destroyers to the left of it oh now i have to give you a hundred subs okay let me tell you you were right you called it you were like i've won these petty games for 75 dollars and i have to wear the [ __ ] [ __ ] t-shirt and pay you 500 that's exactly what happened taking you for all your worth your pride your dignity in your wallet how much fire can we go with this one so we we could we're gonna reach a point of power creep where we've gone too high i'll throw out a couple of things that work one is uh a tweet a tweet of the of the of the person's choosing huh yeah yeah so i i would get a tweet on your twitter oh those are rare those are rare but it's it's it's pretty equal value i would say because you rarely tweet that's true i tweet pretty much all the time with my sponsored [ __ ] but you probably have like five times the followers that i have but i have a few more followers exactly so it's about even because the rarity versus the uh just the followers okay i like this one yeah to prove to you that this is a game made for children that that you know actual just trained monkeys would do better in i've randomly placed my ships and i'm using a random picker to shoot your ships down all right i think the best way to go about this is to do it twice which is it's like yeah that's one space that was another another behind the back swish attempt i'm random number generating every single hit you are yeah what are you committing to this the whole game i i think i might follow up on some of the reds because random number generators don't do well after a hit mm-hmm what's your favorite animal are you is a zebra zebra finds a frog why i kind of just like the word you the the reason it's your favorite is because of the word i enjoy the word especially the letters what is it f could his strategy be so simple that he's trying to get me to go in the f row where nothing is is that the letter f was no what a terrible round to do randomly generated shots on no i should have gone one more to the right it could be a really tall f i mean that would be interesting if i were to do something like that wouldn't it if i were you i would maybe take a shot why wait you did do that and yeah why did why would you tell me that i was doing the psychology thing where you're like why would you tell me i thought you were just telling me oh no now i have to tweet something i tweet something maybe once every like four months i can never think of anything to say i have so many drafted tweets that is right and then i just delete i'll read you my last two drafts yeah please fortnight is starting to look a lot like those old smash brothers character leak screens the ones with heathcliff pepper anne and al bundy on them and the other one uh if almonds are available i'll eat them till i throw up do you do you have the ability to to protrude your stomach i think a stomach protrusion picture with with your second drafted tweet is you want that oh god okay okay whoa yeah this is like a whole there's another game mode yeah there's like different maps well this is weird this is different this is like a different arena too do you think there are advantages for different commanders should we do a clone war here uh what i'm seeing is that it's almost like set up to make me put these really beautifully in the corners do you get that urge i do have this urge to kind of tetris this yeah and it's like the worst idea possible what's our bet what's our wager uh another tweet okay oh whoa you know what i oh whoa what you bombs away and i didn't did anything does that have anything in that side it was a whiff no not to say i have nothing over there you should you should keep your your [ __ ] keep your forces on the left you just missed you're close psychology you all right all right so where is it where is this [ __ ] scumbag all right let's let's try this oh oh wait i'm actually kind of scared are you able to draw like a a nuke on here oh what the [ __ ] you actually got it yeah well because it can only it could have only been there right because if you flip it it'll be the other direction and i can also do this oh my god what is that what did you just do what did i just i sonar checked and i think there are two there's two ships in that area zero color zero zero torpedo fired across a row or a column it stops when it hits a ship oh [ __ ] that's awesome that's the best ability i've ever seen you know what i was talking a lot of [ __ ] germa this this could be meta all right i need to win quick i'm a little nervous you only have a two oh i only shot that cuz so i could sonar it you got three choices here i don't think i have that few no what what do you mean oh my god this i think this is a great game mode germa i've thought of the tweet all right what's the idea well uh right now i have to i get one tweet and i also get a shirt yeah you do you get a shirt so we could combine the two feasibly where you wear a shirt and you have to tweet it out and when i went to the bathroom earlier i actually did a bit of research and i'm really fond of this new merch company i found called mega milk so i thought it would be apt to get you a mega milk shirt and then have you tweet it how about if i win i get to remove the mega milk shirt tweet okay and hand it over to you all right no okay so you reverse it you're just you're saying no you but if i win because i've already earned the shirt and the tweet what would be equivalent to that in my mind because it's a full reversal is i would need for you to get a full catboy costume tweet a picture in this cat made costume something to the effect of i'm having a good time right meow if i lose i have to let's just make sure i get this correct i have to tweet a picture of me holding my stomach talking about almonds i love eating almonds so i throw up yeah i then have to tweet a picture of me in a mega milk shirt in the bathroom like i wasn't using the bidet or something sure yeah and then i have to tweet a picture of me in a catboy maid outfit saying i'm having a good time write me out that's what i stand to lose yeah because you have to understand this when you say you're getting rid of yours and reflecting on me that's it's like twofold right it's almost like right now you owe me a hundred dollars we'll just translate it to money and then i'm gonna owe you 100 it's a 200 swing i would rather pay you a thousand dollars right now well money money has no no effect here it's oh oh no you did not no way no way no way you got that this impossible it's not possible my god what oh my god that was the most stressful game okay at this point i almost own your twitter account [Laughter] what i owe you what it's it's three tweets it's three tweets and like i don't have like a [ __ ] in a bag or whatever it was but what was it i wear a shirt you have to wear a shirt uh it's three tweets it's 96 subs what to use the worst thing that you owe it's it's surely not the money it's definitely the last one you just said it's the cat made one that one's tough that one's tough okay over the last two i'm willing to make you a wager you're making me a wager okay what's the wager you right now owe me a just a little under 500 would you say that 500 is about how much one of those bills is worth yeah i would say so i'd say uh 500 is probably what that would be worth for me i think okay here's what i'm gonna do and you can decline this offer i'm willing to give up the mega milk shirt tweet and stream i'm willing to give that up wow okay let's just say if you win we'll just cut those just the milk boy tweet stream are gone alright if i win you still owe me all that but i need you because you live in vegas to take a thousand dollars go to the casino and put it on black oh my god and if i win that bet you have to give me two thousand dollars now i will say if you lose you owe three tweets one stream with a shirt on cat made outfit pregnant almond milk boy you have to give me a thousand dollars go to the casino with it put it on a roulette table on black it's a lot would you be willing to remove the cat made outfit if we made this 1500 wow that's how bad the cat mate outfit is you know what look i i love catboy but i would never take away a man's opportunity to win back his dignity if you win this game yes i have to do all of that and i have to do the 1500 on black it's a lot you have to do a lot yeah that's a lot this is like an astronomical amount of stuff to do it's an insane list of errands it'll take you literally like weeks to accomplish everything but if you win and you wipe out the two tweets let's let's play this strategically all right all right now whatever okay [ __ ] phenomenal i mean that's just phenomenal what the [ __ ] oh my god oh my god god is doing this what the [ __ ] loki put the mask back what the [ __ ] that's [ __ ] no way no [ __ ] way this is possible if i get the third one i'm cheating [ __ ] that poseidon's throwing a goddamn trident at me this is insanity this is a city oh my god oh my god so it's here here that's it right all right all right so we're gonna do one more [ __ ] okay this next game because we already know the tweet's happening right yeah i'm not going to be like well we'll take that off sure this next game is the final game this is it final game the final game is by the way it's been a blast it's been a pleasure i've had a great time today it's been absolutely fantastically fun this is to solely if i win is to remove remove the cat costume are you wearing the mega milk shirt um let's really nail down the the t's in the eyes here i think i'd probably rather just be the cat you're down bad but hey i i want to help you refinance restructure so i saw that laugh that laugh was just like that was such like a perfect evil laugh i am down to just let's just remove the cat in this next wager let's just get rid of the cat and you are now just you just wear a shirt that happens to say mega milk which which could mean anything if i lose this no more like oh double down no no if i lose it's over that's it it's almost like i'm able to walk away from the table we'll just nod at each other in passing knowing that the deal's been done and it's it's been written in an ink okay it's over yeah so if you you you take the step button what sorry i just wait wait what what was the next part if i win the deal's over call it done that's it we're gonna be you know nodding as we pass and fake breasts no no i'll walk away from the table right now i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding come on we we could joke around you know this is this is the most tense and somebody you're looking over with a stack of hundred dollar bills i've got like 50 cents on the table and you're just like oh boy that was tricky wow it's ricky for that one and i'm just like yeah it was really tricky i got 50 cents oh what did you do up here nothing oh i just found it no this could be anything this could be anything this could be your three this could be your two this could be anything the amount of stress i have right now is so unparalleled you went this way i think this is your tetris piece it's right here isn't it isn't it you can tell me it is all right all right all right all right i got you i got you i got you i got you i got you you did get me i'm now quite stressed i got you i got you this is it i i i did it did you get me because now no because now all the all that's left is this is your tetris piece which way is it going yeah how do you know where it's going i want you to trust yourself maybe flip a coin well i have a sonar here zero zero zero zero zero i got you i got you i did it [ __ ] thank you dad for letting me play the game hey look i can't take fifteen hundred dollars a cat boy three tweets four exclamation points seven houses on our first time hanging out that's that's too much right we gotta gotta draw the line somewhere so what do i actually have to do now you owe one tweet uh-huh where you are delivering almond milk in a uh mega milk costume oh [ __ ] that sucks and you also have to wear that on stream oh that sucks too and then you have to put i think one thousand five hundred dollars on uh black at a roulette table and oh my god that sucks i yeah yeah so you know what happened tonight i'm happy all right man it's been a [ __ ] pleasure uh this is the first time we ever like hung out on stream yeah it's a blast and uh and now we've definitely set up uh one more hangout and uh at some point i'm gonna knock on your door with a far too expensive bidet for your [ __ ] i can't wait to spray water into my ass [Music] you

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Length: 31min 56sec (1916 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 25 2021