Looney Tunes | Feat. Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig | Special Marathon 3 | Mel Blanc

[Music] 8th man dvd cartoon classics [Music] so [Music] oh i'll never get enough i swamp the prairies and the planes i trudge each where we mile i'll swamp and twatch and twitch and until i make my pile whoa susannah don't you cry for me i'm gonna dig up what's a gold feet for victory [Music] did [Music] west of all the things i haven't got i white gold the best oh it rained all night the day i went the weather is so dry it was so warm i froze to death susanna don't you [Music] [Music] a good evening of friends there's something awfully squeey going on around here [Music] and what's up doc well one of the strangest things i hey [Applause] hey smart boy [Music] that's that schooly rabbit oh well [Music] oh [Music] away [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] oh yeah thank you very much [Music] [Music] oh that's nothing well i got one here [Music] [Applause] come out mr wabbit i have a widow surprise for you [Music] don't laugh i bet plenty of you men wear one of these i'll get that rabbit hey doc hey doc where are you here i am [Music] are you [Music] me [Music] i came here for gold and i'm gonna get it no no no not that not that anything but you're weaker gold and west [Music] eureka gold at west hmm so [Music] hey [Music] bye [Music] gee am i hungry i could eat a saber-toothed tiger well anyway half a one well this isn't getting me breakfast here fido [Music] so well thanks now come on i'm famished well i'll bet you're cranky before breakfast too [Music] be quiet yum yummy my favorite vegetable [Music] duck [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] gosh that duck acts like he's crazy that is correct absolutely 100 correct [Music] so that's the way it is eh all right [Music] then [Music] other cavemen get to go swimming but i never get to do anything well what are you looking at don't just stand there do something now go get it the big lumx well now isn't that clever the hunter's helper now come on for a guys that never took a lesson in his life [Music] wait here [Music] here you are girly [Music] gee thanks a lot well just what i wanted a duck breakfast gee i can hardly wait come on fido no we're almost there [Music] [Laughter] [Music] foreign [Music] you know maybe that wasn't such a hot idea after all good night folks hmm [Music] [Music] [Music] you will of course pay the bill now before you leave no no i mean yes and my partner daffy duck will be right back he's out there cashing a check come on be good don't fail me now oh snake eyes too bad you is a dead duck duck [Music] [Music] money [Music] insinuating i flee this flea [Music] hey look at the tracy character blue face [Music] you have insult me we meet on the field of honor my card you've had your coffee racing for this week robespierre you have insult me we make down the field of onion [Music] [Music] my card you can [Music] [Applause] [Music] and you don't get out until you pay up my card please [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] hmm [Applause] oh [Music] [Music] american [Music] oh [Music] wasted [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] i can't stand it i can't stand it it's kidding me i'm going stir crazy bastille buddy cooler coco look at my prison peller i'm as black as a sheet gosh bugs bunny was only here yeah bumps bunny my hero he can't get out of anything but i saw him in a leon cartoon once the hunter hadn't covered and he grabbed the gun and bang the hunter fell [Music] what a guy nothing can hold him he'll get us out of here hello central give me bugs bunny hello bumps this is staffy um what's up doc that palooka manager has got us locked up in the broken arms hotel we thought you could help us get out um did you try the elevator yes throw yes we tried all those ways [Music] ah don't work do they that's all [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's 12 o'clock [Music] hmm [Music] uh [Music] oh [Music] uh [Music] uh so [Music] so [Music] how [Music] uh oh [Laughter] [Music] uh [Music] wow [Music] do [Music] so [Applause] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] um [Music] yes [Music] dropped the weapons [Music] telegram for elmer ford uh what's up doc dear nephew i'm waving you three million dollars in my will uncle louie oh boy i'm witch and which bs but you don't get one cent if you harm any animals especially weapons you're free now with the rabbit go and whomp and frolic in the forest oh boy i'm a witch okay fellas making a break three million dollars [Music] in disguise [Music] [Applause] a lot of angel in the sky [Music] i'm just an angel in the sky [Music] [Applause] [Music] please mr wabbit go on back to the forest where you belong being nice with the rabbit hey what are you trying to do kill me are you flexing my skull i'm gonna call it a louie that's what i'm gonna do [Music] operator operator hey you got a nickel hello operator operator give me walnut tree tree oh that's you murk how's every little king please mr wabbit don't call uncle louie i won't hurt you again i promise well okay but what you step after this fat boy hey what do you got to eat around this joint eat eat fix this guy think they'll tweak me huh step right this way that'll fix them wipe that dirty double-cross no i'm too young to die please please let me in hey this scene oughta get me the academy award [Music] say goodbye to a chloe for me uncle louie what have i done we million dollars all shot to pieces don't die with the rabbit please don't die walk a bite baby when the wind blows equator will walk when the bob wakes the crater will fall down will come baby special delivery your uncle willy has kicked the bucket you now inherit three million dollars inheritance tax two million defense tax paycheck county which leaves you owing us 1.98 cents please we met you don't get the dough ant for the ball no but i'm gonna get you [Music] happy new year happy happy new year [Music] don't go down there it's dark [Music] good witness to bad rubbish easter greetings what's up [Music] hello [Music] oh [Music] confidentially those hunters couldn't hit the broad side of a duck [Music] they caught me oh yike get a while anymore we wave them we tweet them take it easy rover that's no way to retrieve a duck look gentle like see larimore [Music] hello sally i had to plug you mr duck but i'm a sportsman a great great sportsman the great sports money [Laughter] sportsman [Music] listen sport you don't know the meaning of fair play what chance has a poor helpless fluffy little winged creature like me against you you with your bullets and your shotgun and your knife and your dick call and your honeymoon and your hunting dog and all kind of stuff like that there what protection have i got a bulletproof vest i suppose how does that get there how'd you like to meet me in a fair fight with this sport all things being equal man to man marquise of queensbury rules that's different eh yeah that's something else again yeah you don't like that do you [Music] sportsman ladies and gentle ducks in that connor [Music] he's a dog you can have him what a [Laughter] elmer fudd hello and in this corner a duck who needs no introduction that outstanding exponent of clean sportsmanship that champion of champions your friend and mine our own our beloved daffy good to his mother duck now boys fight clean oh brother rough stuff none of this or this or this or like so or this or this or this you understand [Music] how about a little of this [Music] absolutely you know there's something awfully screwy about this fight or my name isn't larimore and it isn't [Music] you got a punchy champ he's practically a dead duck already now get in our fight go on hmm getting a little sin on top how about a little something to stimulate the scalp now shake hands nope wrong yes again all right all right i'll take that over there ain't he a dope yes sure this is the one you want [Music] you're right all right one and here's round one coming up 139 10 you're out the winner and new champion daffy duck [Music] i'm not the one to complain mr waffley but i thought you said no what stuff none of this or this or this or like so or this [Music] all [Music] [Music] at your side [Music] oh [Music] god no sir i can't even not get one [Music] short [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] sweetheart where have you been all my life [Music] oh my darling my sweet my own [Music] [Music] your nose [Music] no no don't eat me i'm only a little fella not even a mouthful look i'm just skinning bones [Music] see i got spots before my eyes i got a deviated septum and dandruff too i got b.o look even my tongue's coated [Music] water on a knee in flat feet ingrown toenails why even the army don't want me [Music] say are you following me [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] he's been with wasting his time around that decoy everybody knows that they can never possibly mean anything to each other [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's all folks ladies and gentlemen tonight it gives me extreme pleasure to present our interpretation intrepid in interpretation of a familiar fairy tale entitled the big bad wolf and a tree little pigs set to the delightful music of johannes brams hungarian dances as the scene opens we find the three little pigs building their respective houses so [Music] sticks [Music] house of bricks [Music] um [Music] so [Music] so [Music] do so [Music] so um [Music] me [Music] hmm [Music] so [Music] hey get a load of this folks it says here a constant menace to pilots uh the gremlins who wrecked planes with their diabolical sabotaging [Laughter] what a fairy tale little man oh brother [Music] um [Music] these blockbuster bombs don't go off unless you hit them just right yeah yeah [Music] hey matt let me take a whack at it what am i doing [Music] do you think that hey could that have been a kremlin it ain't vandal milky did you hit the hitter which way did he go george which way did he go that way well she thanks a lot george thanks a lot what's the matter bunny rabbit speak to me why don't you say something i'm only three and a half years old i like him he's silly oh [Music] nice gremlins [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] uh [Music] wow [Music] snowing down [Laughter] [Music] oh sorry folks we ran out of gas you know how it is with these a cart [Music] hmm [Music] oh 10 minutes to catch my plane [Music] hold everything faso this is your lucky day opportunity [Music] of the most sensational discovery since the sweater girl he's colossal stupendous one might even go so far as to say he's mediocre i give you that paragon of pep and personality sleepy lagoon [Music] the orchestra gives them a four bar vamp and the kid give it to him like this i'm just wild about harry and harry's wild about me not the heavenly blisses of his kisses tells me what's that does that's just a refiner you understand he's a sweetest chocolate candy and just like honey from a bee oh what the harry and he smiled [Music] applause like so [Laughter] [Music] just a minute chubby you ain't seen half of the kid's repertory well here's one the kid does that you like [Music] is [Music] laughs [Music] i'm a cowboy yes sir i am yes sir i am a [Music] cowboy we watch the skyways or [Music] ready to fight to be free you're just an angel in disguise [Applause] you're [Music] and now the kid goes into his finale and what a finale [Music] stop it stop it all right let's see what the kid can do okay sleepy do your stuff [Music] let's bring time blossoms bloom again in the garden [Music] that's all [Music] so i ought to be in the pictures i'm wonderful to see i ought to be in the pictures oh what a hit i would be [Music] pictures [Music] um [Music] one hundred and sixty two million four hundred and twenty two thousand five hundred three dollars and fifty one cents [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] uh [Music] foreign [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] oh [Music] uh [Music] [Applause] hmm [Music] here [Music] look what uncle porky said did you get got for you here ladies [Music] look at the pretty candy i've got there for you look at that [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's all [Music] [Music] well then go up and get the bird out of that nest and we leave but i don't want to fight no point i like birds i go hungry first what's the matter fraidy cat this is only a tiny little bird you mean a poor little dinty [Music] up i'll show up come on quit your fooling up that lap push me don't push me come on i'm scared to go up high i get hydrophobia no i don't want to come go don't push me [Music] come on stupid get the bird give me the bird give me the bird if the hayes office would only let me i'd give them to boyd all right [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey hey how'd you get away up here say babbitt are you sure this thing is gonna be okay of course of course everything's under control push me down in a box please don't do it don't do it [Music] what's the matter now i'm afraid of the dark well i'll let you out then [Applause] [Music] [Music] ten [Applause] [Music] i'm just no good all the brakes were against you i'm a flopper i can't even get the boy don't worry you'll get it all right you mean i'll get it in the end yeah and you'll get a big bang out of it too well that sure takes a load off of my [Music] mind [Music] hey cut it out don't do that [Music] well what do you know i went out of pities [Music] [Music] i'll save you where are you speak to me speak to me come on stop your clowning what's the matter with you aren't you ashamed i don't know why do you do these things i'm a bad pussycat oh i just can't seem to get the boy keep no use don't worry i can't do it this will get you up there contact contact contact contact contact contact [Music] is there an insurance salesman in the house [Music] hey now's our chance come on turn out those lights [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] the wrong arm of the war is reaching out and closing in on you you screwy wabbit [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey [Music] trapped by his own twax [Music] [Applause] [Music] come on out you rabbit come on now you into a west [Music] oh my keys where my keys my keys my keys my keys what's up doc give me the key quick get me out of this predicament hurry up unlock these cuffs all right now keep your sword on take it easy he's an excitable type now let's see now that the garage the car for the front door [Music] ah here it is oh well ah no you don't you're one to a west on what church you got nothing on me oh no well listen to this resisting an officer assault and battery trespassing disturbing the peace miscellaneous misdemeanors public nuisance traffic violations going for a boulevard stop jaywalking triple parking conduct unbecoming to a weapon nice looking chatbot firewaiting traffic regulations look at you you call yourself a maori you're a disgrace to the regiment i'm gonna drum you out of the soybes [Music] [Applause] [Music] me [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] merry christmas lady [Music] you can't catch me why you couldn't even catch a cold you know what i'm gonna do to you i'm gonna punch you right squaring the nose [Music] last one is a rotten egg [Music] come on out of there i'll fill you for a wet [Music] no more bullets [Music] so [Music] [Laughter] come on up don't cry i'll get myself up here take me in you will we mean it it's not another twig no go ahead snap em on okay doc let's go ready mr webbing yeah go ahead doc i'm ready before you die you can make one last wish yeah well uh let's see now um i wish um i wish i wish i wasn't dixie hooray hooray [Music] [Music] somebody [Music] [Music] [Music] is [Music] [Music] dick [Music] so [Music] the blime while the wreck has all the gravy now ain't that a blanket shine put out those lights shawls [Music] shuts [Music] say later krantz what time is it when you hear the turn it will be exactly 6 45 on one quarter sure it's may i present you with this little token of our esteem for me dog is saying don't you say oh just a little going away present well see you around [Music] assurance [Applause] [Music] hitler [Music] b [Music] stick all yours fun limiter [Music] hello i want you to oh is that you mutt [Applause] mr smith [Music] a mess of messes mixed [Music] [Music] duck [Music] my [Music] that's all folks [Music] so [Music] boy oh boy what i wouldn't give to catch one of those those ants [Music] [Applause] [Music] ah [Music] [Applause] [Music] a hundred and fifty thousand to get dollar bucks [Music] hmm [Music] hmm [Music] you [Music] [Applause] [Music] from [Music] um [Music] so [Music] my [Music] wow golly thanks you saved our life [Music] is there anything i can do to really repay you anything [Music] pimento university pimento you good old pu he meant for you o sweet pew thy fragrances [Music] and away the most popular fellows that [Music] out and away the most popular fellows at old pu are the three dover boys tom the fun-loving member of the trio dick a serious lad of 18 summers plus a winter in florida has related the dober boys in the everglades and larry the youngest of the three jerked uh brothers a gay outing at the park has been planned by the merry trio and they are off to fetch their fiancee dainty dora standpipe at miss cheddar's female academy close by with their usual punctuality the boys arrive at the pointed hour of three and are soon on their rollicking way forced to pass a certain public house a tavern of unsavory repute our young friends beat the distressing situation with their usual uncompromising moral fortitude little do they know that even now within this very tavern damned backslide the former sneak of rookford hall coward bully cad and feet and arch enemy of the dover boy squanders his misspent life hark the dover boys trek them double track them they are escorting dora standpipe dear rich dora standpipe how i love her father's money those dover boys oh how i hate them i hate tom i hate dick and i hate larry they drive me to drink [Music] khan found them but let us draw the curtain on this sworded scene and turn to more pleasant surroundings where we find our young friends engaged in a spirited game of hide go and seek 20 25 30 35 40 45 60 50 no no in here no up here up here [Music] no no over here over here over here in here no no in here no in here over here over here over here over here [Music] the dover boys then dora must be alone and unprotected [Music] a runabout i'll steal it no one will ever know [Music] 1265 470 1207 [Music] 1320 thirteen hundred twenty-five thirteen and thirty-six thirteen hundred and thirty thirteen hundred thirty-five thirteen hundred and forty-five thirteen hundred and fifty fourteen or not [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] poor dora will no one save her from this predicament will no one come to her assistance but hold on what's this it looks like an alert young scout and that's just what it is he'll not fail her i'll venture telegram for the dovo boys mrs tom dick and larry carraway with having upper bottleneck new york sirs quote help unquote sign dora 35 cents collect [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] help tom help nick help larry [Music] oh dory dear sweet door a deer keep courage up and chin he'll die the stalwart sons of old people are here at hand to do or die piou we're all for you yay [Music] unhand her dan backslide on hand her dan backslide unhand her dan backslide hey we're getting in a rut stand up and fight you coward bully cat and thief oh you haven't been flashed enough yet [Music] [Applause] hey and now it is time to say goodbye goodbye [Music] [Applause] [Music] uh and pardon me doc fresh out of carrots [Music] i live here it's my home since it is [Music] look doc do i go around nailing signs over your house do i there's still such a thing as private property you know give it here at the inalienable right of the sanctity of the home forgive me my friend do you like blacksberry spy and no no um did you say blackberry pie yum yummy with a hot song of course you realize this means war [Music] [Applause] do and now from the empty heart i will press the gauge go approach to get pressed pull [Music] [Laughter] yes [Music] guess who you yes me [Music] you didn't expect to see me again [Music] yesterday go away please you dumb rabbits bunny you are for to ruining my act wrong doc i'm gonna help you uh let's see now um you was trying to press the gucci gate uh press the dance press the uh pull a rabbit out of the hat [Music] regarding [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] foot carrot oh yes yes come out and get the nice carrot pretty [Music] [Applause] bunny [Music] i got him on the contrary i've got you [Music] oh [Music] wow ladies and gentlepeoples for my next illusion i will require the assistance of a small boy from the audience i shall be happy to assist you sir i shall now attempt to run razor sharp swords through the basket there's nothing for to fear it's a trick the swords do not penetrate [Music] now [Music] wow [Music] does it hurt very much sunny boy [Music] red light [Music] so what a performance what a performance [Music] if i do it i get a weapon i do it [Music] to [Music] so [Music] so [Music] every rubber ball goes to conquer [Music] victory let's go [Music] kitchen sinks garbage cans electric fans rubber boots spacing suits reels wheels run down heels bench springs pitch and rings metal shears hold 10 ears [Music] and that's why we're in to win well how do you like that sickle groover [Music] it [Music] [Applause] destroy that scam pile destroy that empire [Music] uh [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] moose i thought so put your hands up you criminals are all alike i [Music] oh why it's just a poor little sick billy goat hey william this all fixed you up a sodium acetyl silicon listen to its [Music] this tin termite is a lefty a folk wolf in sheep's clothing [Music] you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses [Music] huh [Music] i'm through oh what i give for a can of spinach no shame daffy same great great great great great uncle dillingham duck did i cry spin this when i stood a duck on plymouth rock did i [Music] give up the ship or ever holler help hey daffy americans don't give up no daddy americans don't give up that's right and i'm an american duck [Music] up there in the sky it's a bird no it's a planet [Music] guys a dream it was all a dream next time dream include us out [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] who's who at azusa's zoo a very interesting and instructive day may be spent at any one of the many fine zoos of our country here are assembled strange specimens from the jungles of deepest africa rare creatures native to the highest himalayas fleet-footed beasts of the plains and pappas as well as denizens of the mighty deep at great expense and often at the peril of life and limb they have been brought here so that you and i might know and understand our ferved and feathered friends [Music] the wolf family is represented by the timberwolf his cousin the gray wolf and the black sheep of the wolf family the hollywood wolf you want to be in pictures say here's an old friend of ours porky pig the keeper of the zoo hey porky where are you going with that mallet oh i meant to get you going to feed a giraffe [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] look at this cute little bunny this type of rabbit is known as the cottontail and where there are rabbits there are hairs here we see the famous march hares this majestic specimen of bird life is a bald eagle [Music] i reiterate a bald eagle a bald eagle okay blabbermouth so i am bald before us now is the mighty monarch of the jungle the lion well his majesty acts a little restless he seems to be looking for something oh well one of the most vicious animals is the black panthers this one is just finishing a hearty meal [Music] ah the elephant the african elephant and from far off india the indian elephant [Music] the most hated of all birds is the vulture a sneaky bird of prey an unspeakable goal a loathsome scavenger a snake in the grass with wings a despicable excuse for a bird ah sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me [Music] the seals are getting terribly fussy lately in fact they're so fussy that they'll eat only fresh mountain trout yeah they don't know from nothing i'll toss them a bit yeah mackerel they'll never know the difference well our friend the lion again he still seems to be looking for something oh well we hope he sees it the alaskan bear is one of the strongest of all animals he uses his tremendous strength to hug his prey to death once he gets those strong hey hey what's he up to no no not that poor little sheep you stop it hey cut that out put that sheep down hey stop it stop it stop that hugging oh for goodness sake mind your own business [Music] residing temporarily at the zoo are three of the famous capistrano swallows tell me little visitors why do you always go back to capistrano i don't know i guess we're just i can't do it i can't do it it's impossible my gosh there's a limit well this daddy rabbit seems very disturbed about something hey what seems to be the matter [Music] the hippopotamus this big brute is armored like a tank his skin is so tough that even a bullet can hardly pierce it that's right in fact over all his body there's only one it's a teeny weeny vulnerable spot i don't get it well here's that lion again still looking oh wait he sees something what is it that makes him so happy [Music] oh oh the ice cream man that old lion has a sweet tooth [Music] hello that's all hello [Music] tonight the muses sing and we hearken to pan as with sweetly piping loot he wins us through a delightful phantasmagoria with the deathless heroes of legend and history and the entrancing figures of fiction and fantasy and first among our illustrious hosts we want you to meet [Music] foreign [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Music] that's when you should call to see me cause i've got swing for sale if you think the walls is hard and you like your rhythm torrent till it makes you mop your forehead i've got swank for sale but not for credit [Applause] i [Music] uh [Music] all the famous people in the storybooks i got as i grew inside so did i up and i've learned some things that really opened up my eyes but in spite of everything i learned there's one guy who still lays high as far as i'm concerned old king cole i'm a merry old soul but the old [Music] cole is a noisy old soul in history [Music] [Applause] [Music] such a lack of good [Music] [Music] got any mortgages you want to have paid [Music] baby [Applause] [Music] i love you help help jailbreak help [Applause] come on [Music] i hope they let me sleep [Applause] this is your town crier again the music fades and the departing celebrants bid us adieu happy with the memories of the bookland frolic all is well all is well [Applause] [Music] to and hold the onions huh what'd [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] land ah what's the good word strangers [Music] food hey [Music] ah [Laughter] [Music] m well thanks [Music] [Music] um hmm [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] why you one force move out of you and out [Music] um [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] we're going on a boat [Music] have a nice trip fellas farewell hurry don't forget to ride yourself [Applause] [Music] goodbye don't forget to ride [Music] farewell [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey them silly ducks going south every winter [Music] confidentially folks i ain't going south this winter i'm gonna stick around and check up on this winter business you'll be sorry [Music] yeah i should be sorry i got the whole lake to myself [Music] if you think that was good get a load of [Music] this [Music] ice snow snow slide don't bother me no fly don't bother me [Music] fruity [Music] i'm fruit nourishment give me some food oh sustenance oh sustenance what are you laughing at i'm really [Music] hungry [Music] food oh boy look at that t-bone steak [Music] is it food food food [Music] beans beans beans nothing but beans i'm sick of beans beans for breakfast beans for lunch beans for dinner always it's beans boy what i could do to a nice juicy steak or a slice of baked ham or some roast duck roast duck that's it oh for that foul taste in my mouth once again [Music] hark [Music] [Music] abigail look at this poor creature do come in out of the cold you must be hungry while you're just skinning bones but we'll fix that there's nothing we'd like better than a nice duck for dinner is there abigail name your poison kid what would you like to have to eat some super consummate our chowder's good today a t-bone borderlay what is your order you love our new green peas our shrimp and cheddar cheese and cherry if you please a dear border to try out the lonely a slice of salami some vitamins baby just place your order we have a candy yam a moving picture or short ribs of spring lamb are shorter how buttered buns we boast to try our free french toast an orange herbert roast give us your order and with that tucked away you'll know that that ain't me that ain't hey brother and now for our dessert [Music] i'm a hummingbird [Music] fourth floor clocks locks socks smocks and lands rain [Music] listen can't we settle this amicably [Music] hey just a minute of just a minute [Music] every night when the moon is i like the south american way and i do mean [Music] [Applause] south [Music] that's all oh hey what's your matter kid you hungry well why don't you go in and eat oh you mean you're afraid of that flyswatter don't be silly i just watch me kid i'll show you how it's done all right [Music] uh [Music] me [Applause] [Music] you [Music] baby [Music] [Applause] um [Applause] [Music] hmm okay [Music] [Applause] ah [Applause] [Music] wow [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you see how easy it is now i got an idea hey come here kid and i'll tell you how you can do the same thing hey come here now here's what you do you what you're going there and rather see the miner chris delivery [Music] looks okay well you all said kid you go in there and do your stuff i'll see you later good luck [Music] uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] so all right [Music] get out and stay out you unsanitary old fly you i wonder how that jerk fly made out oh well it's time for dinner i think i'll go in and have a little snack that's all folks [Music] [Music] well what do you know another present hmm here's a card roses are red violets are blue i've waited ten years for this day so happy birthday to you the buzzard well no that's mighty never lay in the buzzer [Music] now a book just what i've always never wanted lions rarely live beyond the age of 10 years ten years one two three four five six seven eight nine ten mccree one two three uh yup yup it's a temple right leo absolutely right you're not getting any younger leo nope no younger not getting any younger he says well i'm not getting any order neither [Music] oh [Music] it yup oh no you're not be after fixing one for yourself kiss me is eating this one [Music] or uh just slip this on for size oh the everlasting nerve you can't even wait till i'm decently deceased before you're trying to devour me oh i know you went and hurt my feelings i'll hurt more than your feelings your carnivorous canary [Music] oh no no prepare to defend yourself then i am coming up after yes [Music] you really ought to be more careful mr [Music] lion [Music] oh [Music] don't worry mr lyon i'll get you down yes sir have you down image of me don't bother yourself at all i'll be getting myself down no friend of mine's gonna get himself down nope no friend of mine [Music] [Laughter] [Music] uh [Music] now let's quit stalling mr lion your time's up and i'm getting pretty hungry you're pretty hungry well mr buzzard i've got news for you you're never going to get me never never never [Music] he'll never get me up here leo what capture [Music] he might as well eat me now and have done with it but just hoping you're talking on me i am oh sorry leo [Applause] you can't eat nothing but marshmallows uber have one it's here abc tv invites your whole family to enjoy the exciting new nighttime fun frolic of hollywood's all-time favorites don't miss the bugs funny show yes everybody laughs at that carrot eating character and his crazy pals daffy duck the big dame hunter peppy lupu [Music] sylvester and the fastest mouse in all mexico speedy gonzalez and all the other cartoon stars your family and the whole world last set in abc tv's nighttime fun show the bugs bunny show delicious fun hmm it's empty i gotta get some more post alphabets cause alphabets are made from oats [Music] are power packed with energy come down rabbit [Applause] [Music] oh where am i you're on your way home footsie oh thank you bugs now i've got all the letters of the alphabet yessiree alphabet spell energy from a to z with a capital e wait a minute i am home just a little bit better and stay out wabbit yeah doc i forgot my alphabets oh rabbit those are my alphabets [Music] they're abc delicious a b c delicious e f g g i'm crazy about post alpha bits h i i was robbed officer somebody wobbed my post alphabets i believe it was that crazy rabbit bugs bunny describe the good stock well post alphabets is the only cereal with all the wetters of the alphabet they're made with real oats to make you strong and full of energy and sugar sparkle to taste just a little bit better you mean alphabet spell energy from a to c with a capital e o g these letters happen to be just a little bit better crazy wabbit they're abc delicious get him quick like a bunny uh-oh what's new stranger a new taste ranger now post alphabets is brown sugar frosted brown sugar frosted does that make every crisp lettuce made from oats golden that's white mister are new golden alphabets more abc delicious than ever how to mister our new golden alphabets loaded with energy absolutely mister then start your day a little bit better abc deliciously wait a minute you're that pesky rabbit those are my golden alphabets they were your new golden alphabets fudgy well i'll be [Music] i'm back with the only cereal with brown sugar on it and the only one with all the lettuce too new golden alpha bits you'll get a kick out of them thanks bugs [Music] you'll go for new golden alphabets too just think i used to be a nine pound weakling but now paul sugarcrisp gives me the muscles of wheat muscles in his ears yet post sugar crisp is made of whole wheat that's why it helps make you big and strong so start your day a little bit better with a sugar and honey and holy treat fresh from post it's stucky like daffy turkey like daffy get it sure they get it all us tough bunnies get sugar crisps [Music] start your day a little bit better i gotta have some of that sugar crisp [Music] welcome doc what can i do for you i'm all ears i'm hunting that ornery rabbit you mean the one who takes your sugar crisp because they're made of whole wheat they help make him strong that's the long-eared varmint haven't seen him darn nathan give me back my sugar crisp breakfast sale well if you can't beat them get the muscles of whole wheat with post sugar crisp for breakfast it's candy i'll eat it like candy start today a little bit better get sugar crisp in post treat pack too sick sweet treats mean just for kids like me and you howdy partner hey how come you're not over in cactus canyon they just had to be ghost right there cut this canyon where's that straight ahead to the third traffic light then turn left hmm you can't miss it much obliged to you sir will you stick around and watch my claim for me now that's what i call a wild gold chase here's what i'm after instant tang [Music] [Applause] boy this cold mountain water makes tang taste like it just came out of the refrigerator which is the way i like tang best for breakfast or any old time and tang gives me so much pep i feel like a new rabbit uh-oh hold on there you furry varmint take my tang will ya happy hunting dog hurry folks step right up shoot a duck and win a jar of natural orange flavor tang it's the new improved tang that tastes better than ever boy i like instant tank but i hate the idea of shooting a relative just shoot one little duck duck and get this big jar of pain dang goodbye auntie you missed but you can't mess with pain and if you really want praying at its best make up a picture full and cool it off in the refrigerator overnight great for breakfast or any tasty old time just gotta win some of that tang okay duck hold still why you miserable tankster now wait i was just kidding step right up folks hit the rabbit and win a big jar of tang it's a living when i get all the tang i want i hope you do too [Music] on yosemite signing when our craves are shot a red eye sorry doc we only serve tang here time what's that it's new natural orange flavored tang greater than ever for breakfast or any other time yeah show me rabbit easy just mix with cold water all right but i'm aiming not to like it it's delicious it's even better when you chill a picture full all night in the refrigerator yeah we'll give me some of that too here's how okay you cotton-tailed rattlesnake dance all right but i gotta have me trusty rope all right all right i'm dancing [Music] it's the end of the line for you pal can't i have just one more class of time for a go one glass always leads to another especially when it's new natural orange flavor thing [Music] are you ready for the blast-off rabbit all said to be the first rabbit on jupiter doc last away five four three two one the boom at last i break that queasy rabbit he'll never steal my tang again i always tweak instant tang ice cold the colder the tang the better it tastes for breakfast or anytime the best way i know to get even with somebody is to cut off their tang supply so we'll just see how mr wise rabbit's doing without that delicious tang hey look at that he's rounded already hey what do you know i'm in tangrilla oh no get new natural orange flavor tang gang it's now by far the best drink on any planet post makers of post treat pack six sweet treats made just for kids start your day a little bit better with post feedback post the cereals that start your day a little bit better post start today a little bit better start your day with a cereal from post start your day a little bit better better start out with the most with a little bit better cereal fresh from post tang the instant breakfast drink that helps you to be strong and healthy i like it tang the instant breakfast drink that helps you to be strong and healthy i like it [Music] hmm [Music] i want a divorce i want a divorce i was divorced [Music] duck [Music] foreign [Music] the best years of my life slaving over a hot nest and what thanks do i get you by your boob and then if my back was turned he did it you fugitive from a featherbed well your water soaked weasel don't stand there say something say something don't you dare open your mouth you and your lies i wanted divorce i wanted divorce [Music] just a minute just a minute uh suppose you tell us just what happened well your honor everything was gone along all right until one day last week i had to go over to my mother's and uh now daffy i may be a little late so i want you to sit on junior and keep him warm till i get back and you don't know in your remember now none of your nonsense yes my love now listen you you stay in the house and keep that egg warm yes [Music] what's that yeah my love [Applause] [Music] hmm [Music] pretty good boy oh boy if major bulls could only see me now observe closely nothing appear nothing up here and nothing up [Music] here [Music] [Music] hmm is there a magician in the house [Music] i look good [Music] [Music] hello sweetie pie how is junior is he all right well get up and let me see him get up a sad mama's little darlin [Music] this is the wire straw i want a divorce i wanted to force i [Music] please please judge give me just one more chance well all right but remember just one more time [Music] oh oh dear and for 15 years i've been doing it the hard way [Music] is that's all [Music] so [Music] [Music] so [Music] ah [Music] wow uh [Music] oh [Music] uh [Music] mmm [Music] uh [Music] take it easy porky old boy take it easy boy i wish i could stay on the phone is mama's little man afraid you're in the army now you're not behind the ball you'll never get rich you're in the army now come on snap out of it [Music] [Music] me [Music] oh my gosh [Music] foreign [Music] ah [Applause] [Music] one huh you won't talk eh no stop it no don't oh stop it no that's general hardtack [Music] shoes so [Music] uh uh backward turn backward old time in your flight make me a child again just for tonight and between these covers we find these immortal favorites sleeping beauty remember the lovely princess who was bewitched into a deep slumber until her prince charming came to break the spell come on wake up wake up you lazy good for nothing come on wake up top thumb a little boy who got his name because he was no bigger than a man's thumb let's pay this interesting family a [Music] visit good evening mr and mrs thumb where's little tom are you tom thumb yeah that's me why i thought you were no bigger than a man's thumb how did you get so big vitamin b one the grasshopper and the ant the story of the industrious little ant and the lazy grasshopper [Music] you're gonna be sorry i've worked all summer and put away plenty for the winter but you you lazy thing you're gonna starve the bad boy of the fairy tales the boy who cried wolf whoa whoa help the wolf [Music] wow jack and the beanstalk the story of the boy who climbed a beanstalk only to be met at the top by a ferocious two-headed giant who forced jack to run for his life [Music] say you almost had it why did you quit he's been sick the wolf in sheep's clothing the fifth columnist of his day by means of a disguise he preyed upon unsuspecting little sheep [Music] scram bum i'm working this out of the pasture [Music] the arabian nights gave us the story of aladdin and his wonderful land all aladdin had to do was to rub the lamp and presto the genie appeared i dream of genie with the light brown hair i dream a teeny wavy that nasty kid again what a joke what a joy hey young fella you're going to yell wolf once too often hey go on come on make your own business mike's about business can a guy have a little a session in the woodshed wouldn't do that boy any harm and here's a bird you wouldn't mind having in your own home a goose that lays golden eggs hey wait a minute you're supposed to lay golden eggs not anymore brother i'm doing my bit for national defense old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone why you dirty double crossing food harder see the food harder food harder remember this little nursery rhyme this little piggy went for two monkey this little piggy he's gone for this their home this little piggy has have raspberry smash pretends and this poor little piggy he don't have anything all kinds things to eat and this little piggy is for to crying like anything oh for crying out pizza mother be careful my corn cinderella and her glass slipper a little girl [Music] he's at it again oh the wolf so [Music] the tall man with a hi-hat and a whiskers on his chin will soon be knocking at your door and you ought to be in the tall man with the high hat will become went down your way get your savings out when you hear him shout anybody's today come on and get him folks come on step right up again any bonds today bonds of freedom that's what i'm selling any bonds today scrape up the most you can here comes the freedom man asking you to buy your share of freedom today not unless you buy a share of freedom today [Music] and he bonds today [Music] my little buckaroo [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] my little indians let me out of here [Music] do you think it's gonna rain [Music] [Music] for a ride but i could sure go for you honey my boyfriend little beefa won't let me have no fellas he shaves the heads [Music] [Music] oh gosh there he is now yeah who's afraid of a little old insane [Music] dude [Music] oh here [Music] right [Music] little b for me princess get you going get you go me me little beefa goodbye [Music] now like them a little beefer ugh [Music] so [Music] hmm [Music] wow [Music] you [Music] oh you divine [Music] oh well you two [Music] [Music] is there a first aid student in the we don't use house ammunition folks we save it all for the army [Music] so pick them up or i'll blow your brains [Music] out [Music] [Applause] [Music] you broke my little hammer [Music] pup [Music] foreign [Music] she's the girlfriend of the whirling dervish she's the sweetest one he's found but every night in the moonlight when he's outdoor fishing with all his might she gives him the run a red round all the boyfriends of the whirling dervish are his best friends to his face [Music] i better hurry [Music] and i thought that baba and his dirty sleeves were all washed up [Music] don't worry blondie i'll take good care of baby today dumpling [Music] giddy [Music] so [Music] well and i was a little bit worried about those guys [Music] [Applause] [Music] goodness [Music] my now [Music] boy [Music] out baby dumpling baby dumpling [Music] baby dumpling give a rough lady [Music] so [Music] jeans gangway gangway get them away [Music] that's all folks [Music] so [Music] um [Music] food uh [Music] out [Music] who done that [Music] wonderful morning wonderful morning great morning fine a wonderful morning just said that didn't i fine [Music] time to get up now gotta get him up get late and sleep all day you know no no i can't sleep all day no i don't sleep all day myself [Music] insomnia [Music] i'll speak to the governor about that i'll have those mice paroled [Music] good morning oscar hi look [Music] just get a load of that sea air [Music] no no you can't do this to me come on no no anything but this come on it'll all be over in a minute you sure got a tougher whisker somebody [Music] watch this who threw that who wants to know [Music] why don't you bounce that ball off his dome drop that ball [Music] two o'clock two o'clock two o'clock two o'clock two o'clock two o'clock two o'clock [Music] night long i've been dreaming and the scheming a way to escape [Music] [Music] yes i am going to scram oh yes i'm going to go i'm going to scream i'm going to take it on the lamp [Music] [Music] why don't somebody do something do something that's a good idea maybe i can do something sure [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] wow [Music] [Music] eighth man dvd cartoon classics 8th man dvd cartoon classics [Music] my [Music] oh boy they've dropped the weapons telegram for elmer ford [Music] uh what's up doc dear nephew i'm waving you three million dollars in my will uncle louie oh boy i'm witch and which p.s but you don't get one cent if you harm any animals especially weapons you're free now with the rabbit go and whomp and frolic in the forest oh boy i'm a witch okay fellas bacon and break it up three million dollars [Music] [Music] [Applause] a lot [Music] i'm just an angel in the sky [Music] hmm please mr rabbit go on back to the forest where you belong being nice with the rabbit hey what are you trying to do kill me are you flexing my skull i'm gonna call it a louie that's what i'm gonna do [Music] operator operator hey you got a nickel hello operator operator give me walnut tree tree oh that's you murt how's every little thing please mr wabbit don't call uncle louie i won't hurt you again i promise well okay but what you step after this fat boy hey what do you got to eat around this joint eat eat fix this guy think they'll tweak me huh step right this way that'll fix them wipe that dirty double-cross [Music] i'll die i'll die no i'm too young to die please please let me in hey this scene oughta get me the academy award um [Music] uncle louie what have i done we million dollars all shot to pieces don't die with the rabbit please don't die walk a bite baby [Music] when the wind blows the crater will walk when the bomb breaks the crater will fall down will come baby special delivery your uncle willy has kicked the bucket you now inherit three million dollars inheritance sacks two million defense tax paycheck county which leaves you owing us 1.98 please we met you don't get to go ant for the ball no but i'm gonna get you [Music] happy new happy new year [Music] don't go down there it's dark [Music] good witness to bad rubbish easter greetings what's up hey so [Music] hey [Music] duck shot [Music] [Music] take it easy rover that's no way to retrieve a duck look [Music] gentle like see laramore hello sorry i had to plug you mr duck but i'm a sportsman a great great sportsman a great sportsman [Music] listen sport you don't know the meaning of fair play what chance has a poor helpless fluffy little winged creature like me against you you with your bullets and your shotgun and your knife and your dick call and your honeymoon and your hunting dog and all kind of stuff like that there what protection have i got a bulletproof vest i suppose how does that get there how'd you like to meet me in a fair fight with your support all things being equal me and to man marquise of queensbury rules that's different eh yeah that's something else again yeah you don't like that do you sportsman no yeah [Music] ladies and gentle ducks in that connor [Music] he's a dog you can have him [Laughter] what a [Laughter] elmer fudd hello [Music] [Applause] and in this corner a duck who needs no introduction that outstanding exponent of clean sportsmanship that champion of champions your friend and mine our own our beloved daffy good to his mother duck [Music] now boys fight clean oh brother no rough stuff none of this or this or this or likes all or this or this or this you understand yeah you mean uh [Music] you know there's something awfully screwy about this fight or my name isn't larimore and it isn't [Music] you got a punchy champ he's practically a dead duck already now get in our sight go on in there knock him out give it to him let him have a champ hmm getting a little sin on top how about a little something to stimulate the scalp [Music] now shake hands [Music] all right all right i'll take that over there ain't he a dope you sure this is the one you want [Music] you're right all right one and here's round one coming up [Applause] 139 you're out the winner a new champion daffy duck i'm not the one to complain mr waffley but i thought you said no what stuff none of this or this or this or like so or this that's all so [Applause] [Music] and pardon me doc fresh out of carrots [Music] i live here it's my home that's what it is [Music] look doc do i go around nailing signs over your house do i there's still such a thing as private property you know give me here at the inalienable right of the sanctity of the home forgive me my friend do you like blacksberry spy and no no did you say blackberry pie yum yummy [Music] [Laughter] what a dumb of course you realize this means war [Applause] and now from the empty hat i will press the gadget a bruise to get pressed pull a live rabbit yes [Music] [Laughter] yes guess who you yes me [Music] you didn't expect to see me again yes go away please you dumb rabbits bonnie you are for ruining my act [Music] wrong doc i'm gonna help you uh let's see now um you was trying to press the gucci gate [Music] [Music] foot [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] carrot oh yes yes come out and get the nice carrot pretty [Music] bonnie [Music] i got him on the contrary i got you [Music] um [Music] uh ladies and gentlemen for my next illusion i will require the assistance of a small boy from the audience shall be happy to assist you sir i shall now attempt to run razor sharp swords through the back there's nothing for to fear it's a trick the swords do not penetrate [Music] now [Music] [Music] does it hurt very much sunny boy [Music] one [Music] what what a performance if i do it i get a weapon i do it [Music] to [Music] so [Music] oh is [Music] [Music] peak [Music] it's a sign of the old world over it's the poor what gets the blime while the wreck has all the gravy [Music] um [Music] shots [Music] say leader krantz what time is it when you hear the turn it will be exactly 6 45 on one quarter sure [Music] may i present you with this little token of our esteem for me don't you say oh just a little going away present [Music] well see you around [Music] [Applause] shorts [Music] hitler [Music] [Music] it's all yours fun limiter hello i want you to oh is that you mute [Applause] [Music] mr smith a whole new mr smith a massive message [Music] um [Music] duck [Music] is [Music] that's all folks [Applause] hey [Music] greetings music lovers first we will hear a waltz written by johann strauss and as we hear the with mixed wanes of the haunting weapon listen to the whip-wing with them of the woodwinds as it rolls around and around and it comes out here [Music] hmm [Music] oh [Music] alright so hmm ah wasn't that lovely and now we will present the beautiful blue danube [Music] [Music] quickly quick quick quick [Music] flat [Music] so [Applause] [Music] she [Music] [Applause] [Music] quack quack [Music] hmm um [Music] i love to eat well then go up and get the bird out of that nest and we'll eat but i don't want to fight no point i like bites i go hungry fish what's the matter freddy cat this is only a tiny little bird you mean a poor little finchy itsy bitsy defenseless boy [Music] yes [Music] no i don't want to come go don't push me you can't make me do it you can't make me do it come on stupid get the bird give me the bird give me the bird if the hayes office would only let me i'd give them to boyd all right [Music] [Music] oh [Music] here i go again [Music] hey how'd you get away up here say babbitt are you sure this thing is gonna be okay of course of course everything's under control don't push me down in a box please don't do it don't do it [Music] what's the matter now i'm afraid of the dark well i'll let you out then [Music] [Applause] i thought i did [Music] [Music] [Music] head [Music] don't worry you'll get it all right yamino get up in the end yeah and you'll get a big bang out of it too well that sure takes a load off of my mind [Music] hey [Music] [Music] [Applause] out of pities [Music] i'll save you where are you speak to me speak to me [Music] come on stop your clowning what's the matter with you aren't you ashamed i don't know why do you do these things i'm a bad pussycat oh i just can't seem to get the boy take no use don't worry i can't do it this'll get you up there contact contact contact contact contact contact [Music] [Music] is there an insurance salesman in the house [Music] come on turn out those lights [Music] yes well here i am and i sure feel good you're yeah i was feeling out of the pin all right now that you're here what can you do what can i do oh boy what i can't do in well who are you who is that how's bosco that's who i ain't nobody else except but that's all right all right don't show me what you can do okay mo what's this here [Music] you [Music] why the audience pastor can you make them live go up here appear yeah there you are right there so [Music] you've got a heck of a move when there is i don't mind the green sky i still had you sonny boys [Music] [Music] hey damn i was rejected [Music] oh [Music] oh well so long folks see you all later so [Applause] [Music] uh pardon me dog fresh out of carrots [Music] i live here it's my home that's what it [Music] do i there's still such a thing as private property you know give me here at the inalienable right of the sanctity of the home forgive me my friend uh do you like blacksberry spy and no no did you say blackberry pie yum yummy [Music] [Laughter] what a dumbooni of course you realize this means war [Applause] [Music] [Applause] and now from the empty hat i will press the gauge to get pressed pull a live rabbit yes [Music] [Laughter] yes [Music] guess who you yes me [Music] you didn't expect to see me again yesterday go away please you dumb rabbits bunny you are for ruining my act wrong doc i'm gonna help you uh let's see now um you was trying to press the gucci gate [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] carrot oh yes yes come out and get a nice carrot pretty [Music] [Applause] bunny [Music] i got him on the contrary i've got you [Music] oh [Music] uh ladies and gentlemen for my next illusion i will require the assistance of a small boy from the audience shall be happy to assist you sir [Music] i shall now attempt to run razor sharp swords through the basket there's nothing for to fear it's a trick the swords do not penetrate [Music] now [Music] [Music] wow [Music] does it hurt very much sonny boy [Music] what a performance [Music] if i do it i get a weapon i do it [Music] to [Music] good morning good morning wake up everybody wake up everybody have you had your tasty toasties this morning good for you and now from don't touch that dial and now for our morning exercises open those windows take a deep breath hey you're on your toes boy [Music] [Applause] come on let's go [Music] [Music] uh [Music] [Music] [Music] hurry up [Music] so [Music] so [Music] say have you seen a spy around here does he look like this yeah yeah that's him no i have not seen him [Music] ah [Music] ah either can't you see the the white line of everything there's the fire move along around run you in bob your pig it is one minute to three do you see that little bag oh you mean that one yeah at exactly three o'clock that lead [Music] [Music] you know uh that guy sure that he does act suspicious and that thing actually takes just like a bomb [Music] yeah that's all right that's just my little heart [Music] it never works never never works it works it works that's all ah [Music] uh [Music] [Music] my [Music] me [Music] la la [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] so [Music] mystery [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] so [Music] laughs [Music] fight [Music] [Applause] give it dick oh baby [Music] wow hmm [Applause] [Music] foreign that's awesome [Music] hey [Music] one g am i hungry i could eat a saber-toothed tiger well anyway half a one well this isn't getting me breakfast here fido [Music] so [Music] now come on i'm famished well i'll bet you're cranky before breakfast too be quiet yum yummy my favorite vegetable [Music] duck [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] laughs [Music] [Applause] [Music] uh [Music] gosh that duck acts like he's crazy that is correct absolutely 100 correct so that's the way it is eh all right then [Music] fine thing no swimming other cavemen get to go swimming but i never get to do anything well what are you looking at don't just stand there do something now go get it the big lumx [Music] well now isn't that clever the hunter's helper now come on [Music] it for a guys that never took a lesson in his life [Music] wait here [Music] here you are girly [Music] gee thanks a lot well just what i wanted a duck breakfast gee i can hardly wait come on fido [Music] we're almost there [Music] my [Music] you know maybe that wasn't such a hot idea after all good night folks hmm [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] is [Music] is [Music] [Music] dick [Music] [Music] it's a sign of the old world over it's the poor what gets the blime while the wreck has all the gravy now ain't that a blanket shine put out those lights [Music] shawls [Music] shots [Music] say leader krantz what time is it you hear the turn it will be exactly 6 45 on one quarter sure may i present you with this little token of our esteem for me oh just a little going away present well see you around [Music] assurance [Music] [Applause] [Music] hitler [Music] is [Music] stick it's all yours fun limiter [Music] hello i want you to oh is that you mutt [Music] a mess of message [Music] this one you duck [Music] is [Music] that's all folks [Music] oh [Music] i'll tell you the story of the moth and his flame but promise that you'll try to keep it quiet the lady was a honeybee with marriage as her aim and he lived on a fabricated diet now the moth told the bee come on honey marry me so tomorrow wedding bells will surely ring ding dong ding dong ding dong ding and today's the day that wedding bells will ring in a suit of fancy clothes we find our boyfriend in a doze towards a zoot suit with a neat pleat nicely stitched get up you lazy creature eat your breakfast find a preacher cause at three o'clock today you're getting hitched [Music] is [Music] yes [Music] pre-war [Applause] [Music] tick tock tick tock look what time is on the clock there said the bride but she cried and cried and cried oh where oh where has her little moth gone oh where oh where [Music] so our little pal the moth who was fed up with a cloth decided he was late and how he ran ah but a big black widow spider dropped beside him with a bang and with hungry eyes she cackled [Music] yes player jack [Music] something like uncle tom's cabinet [Music] but the moth could not be had and it made the widow mad just to think there was a man she couldn't tame i don't want to set the world on fire but it says the most attracted by a flame [Music] [Music] oh [Music] hey [Music] confidentially she stings my hero sucks so they built a little nest and they settled in the vest and lived happy ever after the cuff but you know folks i never could understand what that cute little bee could see in that silly moth what a dope [Music] that's all [Music] so [Music] laughs hey get a load of this folks it says here a constant menace to pilots uh the gremlins who wrecked planes with their [Music] what a fairy tale little man oh brother [Music] these blockbuster bombs don't go off unless you hit them just right yeah yeah [Music] hey matt let me take a whack at it [Music] what [Music] yes hey i bet that wasn't see do you think that hey could that have been a kremlin it ain't vandal milky [Music] oh which way did he go charge which way did he go that way well she thanks a lot george thanks a lot what's the letter bunny rabbit speak to me why don't you say something i'm only three and a half years old [Music] i like him he's silly [Music] [Music] wow [Music] yay gremlins nice gremlins [Music] uh [Music] oh [Music] snowing down [Music] ah [Music] oh sorry folks we ran out of gas you know how it is with easy cart [Music] finds itself around the door [Music] the typical american farm presents many interesting sites this show horse is the pride of the fire and the winner of many blue ribbons he is trained to perform in every gate first let's see you do a trot now the gallop that's fine now do a canter i'm happy about the whole thing the way that you walk the way that you talk that's enough of that here we find the farmer's faithful old watchdog though he is no longer very active he still does a few little odd jobs around the house one of his chores is to fetch the newspaper oh there's the paper now [Music] [Music] [Music] i can hardly wait to see what happened to dick tracy here is a group of cute little piggies playing in the well what are they up to they seem fascinated by that clock oh well here's the proud mother hen carefully watching over her eggs anxiously awaiting the eventful day what a happy little family this will be what's this a weasel the ruthless thief of the barnyard watching his chance to sneak in and steal those defenseless little eggs he draws closer and closer and closer don't ever do that [Music] in the nearby trees we find many species of bird life [Music] the birds always oh look up there no no over to the left see a little owl nestling inside the tree trunks here's an interesting site a young couple laboriously building their nest with a bit of string from here and a piece of straw from there a little twig a bit of string piece of straw a little twig a bit of string piece of straw a little twig bit of string piece of straw a little twig string sauce twigs at the edge of the woods field mice make their home [Music] here we see one of the most common types say he seems to be a bit worried tell me little fellow what seems to be troubling you i don't know doc i i just keep hearing things even the tiniest of insects such as the ants have a language all their own emerging from the opening comes a female of the species if you listen very closely you can hear her calling to her young coming mother the modern farm is conducted on a business like well here are those little piggies again say piggies why don't you go off and play oh well suit yourself here is one of the strangest friendships that has ever been known natural enemies yet living together as friends a cat and a mouse tell me is it true that the cat takes good care of you [Music] and keeps you nice and warm [Music] well that's truly a friendship now before we leave you is there anything that you would like to say to your friends in the audience [Applause] [Music] and so as the day draws to a close and the sun sinks slowly in the west we reluctantly take our leave of the farm well the piggies again are they going to stay there all night what in the world can the attraction be [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] all there every day it's the same thing [Music] uh backward turn backward o time in your flight make me a child again just for tonight and between these covers we find these immortal favorites sleeping beauty remember the lovely princess who was bewitched into a deep slumber until her prince charming came to break the spell [Music] come on wake up wake up you're lazy good for nothing come on wake up tom thumb a little boy who got his name because he was no bigger than a man's thumb let's pay this interesting family a visit [Music] good evening mr and mrs thumb where's little tom are you tom thumb yeah that's me why i thought you were no bigger than a man's thumb how did you get so big vitamin b1 [Music] the grasshopper and the ant the story of the industrious little ant and the lazy grasshopper [Music] you're gonna be sorry i've worked all summer and put away plenty for the winter but you you lazy thing you're gonna starve [Music] the bad boy of the fairy tales the boy who cried wolf whoa whoa he'll pump the wolf [Music] wow [Laughter] you'll the story of the boy who climbed a beanstalk only to be met at the top by a ferocious two-headed giant who forced jack to run for his life [Music] say you almost had it why did you quit been sick the wolf in sheep's clothing the fifth columnist of his day by means of a disguise he preyed upon unsuspecting little sheep [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] scram bum i'm working this out of the [Music] pasture the arabian nights gave us the story of aladdin and his wonderful land all aladdin had to do was to rub the lamp and presto the genie appeared i dream of genie where they like brown hair i dream a teeny week [Music] that nasty kid again [Laughter] hey young fella you're going to yell wolf once too often thank god come on let your own business match your own business can a guy have a little fun a session in the woodshed wouldn't do that boy any harm and here's a bird you wouldn't mind having in your own home a goose that lays golden eggs [Music] hey wait a minute you're supposed to lay golden eggs not anymore brother i'm doing my bit for national defense [Music] old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone [Music] remember this little nursery rhyme this little piggy went for to maki this little piggy has gone forth their home this little piggy has have raspberry smash potatoes and this poor little piggy he don't have anything all kinds things to eat and this little piggy has fought to crying like anything we are there out pizza mother be careful my corn cinderella and her glass slipper a little girl [Music] he's at it again [Music] hello tonight the muses sing and we hearken to pan as with sweetly piping loot he wins us through a delightful phantasmagoria with the deathless heroes of legend and history and the entrancing figures of fiction and fantasy and first among our illustrious hosts we want you to meet [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] if the rhythm's been [Music] [Music] is hard and you like your rhythm torrid till it makes you mop you for it i've got swank for sale rims what this country needs for years and years i've said it and if you buy from me it's cod i sell swing but not for credit [Music] high [Music] when i was the famous people in the story books i got as i grew inside so did i grow up and i've learned some things that really opened up my eyes but in spite of everything i learned there's one [Music] oh [Music] but they leave all king cole is a noisy old soul i went down in history [Music] such a lack of good manners i'll get out my scissors then cut have you got any mortgages you want to have paid [Music] baby after all my adventures [Music] [Applause] [Music] uh help help jailbreak help [Music] why don't they let me sleep this is your town crier again the music fades and the departing celebrants bid us ado happy with the memories of the bookland frolic all is well all is well [Music] um [Music] so good morning mr cu good morning good morning [Music] who do you think you are being says the name one of the boston beans good morning mr hardy [Music] quiet camera action no rattlers could whip a little pipe into the difference she was a last word in class sweet coffee farmers a lovely snake camera who fell for [Music] [Applause] [Music] in the grass oh [Music] uh bees is the name one of the boston beans [Music] [Applause] [Music] great um [Music] uh [Music] [Music] okay [Music] what [Music] so [Music] so [Music] that's all folks [Music] [Music] turn [Music] yes sir [Music] [Music] champion [Music] shall we [Music] jump [Music] oh [Music] first boys [Music] [Music] oranges [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] me [Laughter] huh [Music] [Music] in the shower [Music] you know club you're not such a bad hopper all you need is uh [Music] [Music] ballast [Music] [Music] this is of noise [Music] well folks i guess we know who's champion now [Music] that's all [Music] uh [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] application of monstrosities of nature on my left jojo the wild man laughs [Music] jojo [Music] okay gumbo [Music] um [Music] and next on my left is [Music] thank you [Music] hey and here we have the skinny man from india [Music] here [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Applause] so long folks [Music] so [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] thank you [Music] oh hey helens [Music] come on [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] uh [Music] me [Music] oh [Music] okay [Music] [Music] [Music] sisters [Music] oh [Music] looks like he's got me again mommy mommy let those green eyes look into mine shivers run right up my spine looks like he's coming again my chances ain't so hot he's got me on this spot come on gang don't leave me now if he's got no works like he's got me again [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] hold on folks [Music] introducing in person that famous star of sage screen and radio drafty 158 and three-quarters [Music] so if there's any fifth columnist in the audience please leave the theater right now thank you america's defense effort as the tenseness of the world situation mounts by the hour more and more important in the defense plan looms are vital industries past furnaces at white heat convert the iron ore into defense implements here we see the molten metal automatically conveyed and about to be put this is the stuff from which tanks are made in modern blitz warfare air power is often the deciding factor and the need for all types of planes has every american aircraft factory humming because of their proven effectiveness various types of british raf planes are studied and improved upon in front of us is one of the famous english spitfires with a machinery and materials approaching peak output the need for men to man these machines grows urgent then came the drafts [Music] citizen sugarcane says our open door policy is responsible for the draft all over the country men of draft age scan their draft board lists for their number and discuss their chances of being called up yeah i tell you we ain't got nothing to worry about we both got high numbers your number's even higher than mine and besides you're much too short they'd never take a little ruck like you you and your education [Music] draftees are housed in well-planned modern army camps because of the outdoor life and regular hours the boys develop hearty appetites and are fed plenty of good wholesome food because as the great general napoleon once said an army travels on its stomach the army is rapidly being equipped with all types of armament from the huge siege guns down to the machine gun nest even in a modern mechanized army the horse still has a place here are some army horses raised in south america [Music] our new anti-tank gun is the answer to any possible tank attack here is one about to blast a robot tank here it comes watch the tremendous hitting power of this super gun the tank is almost in the direct line of fire get ready aim fire fire fire fire fire what's the matter why don't they shoot what are those gunners doing [Music] mine's longer than yours here we see the latest long-range rapid fire coast defense gun in action shooting 10 million shells a second [Music] watch as part of government policy new machines are constantly being developed here is the latest weapon a land destroyer 100 times faster and more effective than a tank look at that thing go sparkling through space at five miles a minute [Music] hey stop and let us see that machine hello again folks hold on to your bridgework boss here we go again thanks the president orders all-out tests of defense strength the mighty armed forces of the nation respond to the president's command [Music] in the air flying fortresses pursuit ships long-range bombers and on the sea our mighty navy tries out its powerful guns [Music] on land our tank corps drives forward to the scene of action [Music] are we safe from air attack supposing one day a fleet of enemy bombers suddenly appeared over the horizon where are our defenses why isn't something being done that's all [Music] ladies and gentlemen tonight it gives me extreme pleasure to present our entire thing intrepid in interpretation of a familiar fairy tale entitled the big bad wolf and a tree little pigs set to the delightful music of johannes brams hungarian dances as the scene opens we find the three little pigs building their respective houses so [Music] sticks [Music] house of bricks [Music] um [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] me [Music] hmm so [Music] 10.50 [Music] you will of course pay the bill now before you leave no [Music] don't feel me now too bad you is a dead duck duck [Music] [Music] [Music] remunerations [Music] hey look at the tracy character blue [Music] face [Music] you have insult me we made on the field of honor [Music] my card you've had your coffee racing for this week robes here [Music] you have insult me we may come the field of onion [Music] my card you can [Music] [Laughter] [Music] ah [Music] my card please [Music] oh [Music] [Music] me too yep [Music] oh let me see now how much was that how much oh [Music] [Music] wasted [Music] [Music] [Music] uh [Music] i can't stand it i can't what a guy nothing can hold him he'll get us out of here hello central give me bugs bunny hello bumps this is staffy what's up doc that palooka manager has got us locked up in the broken arms hotel we thought you could help us get out and did you try the elevator yes and throw them down the stairs yes yes swing across yes we tried all those ways ah don't work do they that's all folks [Music] okay [Music] um [Music] so [Music] sandy what do you say old boy oh boy what's a good void what's gentlemen how's every little team not very good bloody i'm in a streak of horror luck say what are you doing in that grand car i belong in it i got myself a master now see three square meals a day no more bumming around the streets for me all i gotta do is wag my tail and make out i'm glad to see him when he comes home then it's nice dish and nice doggy dad that's a cinch that sounds very rigid but how did you manage to put it over in the first place well one day i did tournaments to get me a master so i goes to a ritzy district way over on park avenue where all of them swelled penthouses is to the fancy entrance up to the top floor of a classy apartment house in our rings at one of the doors [Music] hello bub hey i got a preposition for you look you ain't got no dog and i ain't got no master what do you say we gets together you know let's mortgage yeah try me for size and i'm affectionate too [Music] where we going bye-bye unless sorry but i don't want a dog well that's that i know all the tricks to you know sit up roll over even play dead hey watch me make like riga morris and i'm very affectionate too um [Music] guess whoa [Music] my [Music] hey i can take a hint you don't want me now don't deny it you don't want me nobody wants me i'm a dog without a country that's what i'm a refugee what good is life without love love without you that doesn't this is the end [Music] goodbye cruel world [Music] did you lose something but hey fatso look oh help [Music] don't jump hey don't do it come back [Music] doggies [Music] don't let me down [Music] gosh i didn't know you cared [Music] i'm a bad boy that's all [Music] how many please one adult and three children please thank you good children [Music] thank you thank you thank you [Music] hey how much did go in the charge is five cents for you gee that's tough all i got is one cent get it let's see there ought to be some way you're getting into this joint we'll start the show i uh i i drew this cartoon all be here by myself but uh sharks it wasn't hard because i'm an artist uh i hope you like it yeah thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] um [Music] me [Music] oh [Music] wow [Music] believe that brown came tumbling down remember all of the leaves they're falling on me that's what they're doing in a rain and the sun went out just like a dying ember that's what it was it was in september that's when it was yes in a rain oh look at those little clouds up there up there in a hill all the little plane drops they're falling on me how are you doing to oh look up there at the sun it's shining on your little funny boy come on play it for me spring is here and it's september that's what it is building up that september well folks how did you like my picture that's all [Music] so [Music] [Music] is [Music] phew [Music] [Music] [Music] like that like that [Music] hamburgers [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] silverfish say what is that a brecolator on a roller skate is a silverfish oh yeah it's a bat we'll have a raisin [Music] seed [Music] oh boy what a man [Music] they stand together give up the he can't get away with a thing like that [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] ticky bird dicky where are you here dicky dicky come here rudolph have you seen dickie bird i've looked everywhere oh dear he's not here he's gone [Music] he must be here he couldn't have gotten out of the house [Music] there [Music] that's the fifth canary we've lost this month [Music] oh poor rudolph you miss your little friend don't you [Music] hello pet shop have you any more canaries oh that's fine will you send one right over to 1605 maple drive yes that's right 1605 maple drive [Music] oh [Music] me eat up all your seeds and get nice and big and you two rudolph eat up all your dinners [Music] my [Music] so [Music] so [Music] ah [Music] this [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] rudolph rudolph where are you where are you petey have you seen rudolph [Music] that's all [Music] oh [Music] so let's [Music] every rubber ball goes to conquer [Music] victory let's go [Music] kitchen sinks garbage cans electric fans rubber boots bathing suits reels wheels run down heels bench springs pips and rings metal shears [Music] and that's why we're in to win well how do you like that sickle groover [Music] is [Music] [Applause] that scam pile destroy that empire [Music] [Music] uh [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] moose [Music] you criminals are all alike i can see it in your eyes just a stupid ignorance it's just a poor little sick billy goat hey william this will fix you up a sodium acetyl silicon listen to it provide fizz relief from hypergases after dinner discomfort and loadiness hey this tin termite is a messy a folk wolf in sheep's [Music] [Applause] you wouldn't hit clothing guy with [Music] [Music] glasses [Music] huh [Music] i'm through oh would i give her a can of spinach now shame daffy same great great great great great uncle dillingham duck did i cry spin this when i stood a duck on plymouth rock did i in [Music] give up the ship or ever holler help [Music] that's right and i'm an american duck there in the sky it's a bird no it's a plane [Music] now [Music] do guys a dream it was all a dream [Music] next time include us out [Music] out [Music] so [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] up [Music] hello [Music] honey hmm don't cry [Music] do [Music] so [Music] hey hahaha [Music] ah [Music] oh [Music] thank you [Music] oh [Music] [Music] oh [Music] hey let's go smiles smile down your smile [Music] all aboard [Music] oh [Music] [Music] good morning to you good morning [Music] let's go things are never black as they are [Music] smiles [Music] hmm [Music] so [Music] [Applause] hey [Music] you should get behind and try to shock [Music] normal her may be someone's mother oil dania oil [Music] room [Music] [Music] oh [Applause] [Music] hey so long folks [Applause] yes [Music] [Applause] are you ready [Music] [Music] hmm [Music] wow [Music] so [Music] ah [Music] me [Music] get that [Music] wow [Music] um [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] wow [Music] wow [Music] [Music] uh [Music] hey that's all folks wow pimento university pimento you good old p.u [Music] he man [Music] [Music] out and away the most popular fellows at old pu are the three doper boys tom the fun-loving member of the trio dick a serious lad of 18 summers plus a winter in florida has related mcdover boys in the everglades and larry the youngest of the three jerked uh brothers a gay outing at the park has been planned by the merry trio and they are off to fetch their fiancee dainty dora standpipe at miss cheddar's female academy close by [Music] with their usual punctuality the boys arrive at the pointed hour of three [Music] and i'll rollicking way forced to pass a certain public house a tavern of unsavory repute our young friends meet the distressing situation with their usual uncompromising moral fortitude [Music] little do they know that even now within this very tavern damned backslide the former sneak of rookwood hall coward bully cad and feet and arch enemy of the dover boys squanders his misspent life hark the dover boys dread them double trap them they are escorting dora standpipe dear rich dora standpipe how i love her father's money [Music] confound those dover boys oh how i hate them i hate tom i hate dick and i hate larry they drive me to drink found them [Music] found them but let us draw the curtain on the sworded scene and turn to more pleasant surroundings where we find our young friends engaged in a spirited game of hide go and seek 20 25 30 35 40 45 60 55. no no in here no up here up here [Music] no no over here over here over here in here no no in here now in here over here over here over here over here [Music] be alone and unprotected [Music] a runabout i'll steal it no one will ever know [Music] wow [Music] hundred thirteen hundred and five thirteen hundred and ten thirteen hundred and sixteen thirteen hundred twenty thirteen hundred twenty five thirteen and thirty six thirteen hundred and thirty thirteen [Music] here i come ready enough [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] poor daughter will no one save her from this predicament will no one come to her assistance but hold on what's this it looks like an alert young scout and that's just what it is he'll not fail her i'll venture telegram for the dover boys mrs tom dick and larry carraway with having upper bottleneck new york sirs quote sign dora 35 collect [Music] uh [Music] help tom help nick help larry [Music] oh dory dear sweet dora dear keep courage up and chin he'll die the stalwart sons of old p you are here at hand to do or die p-u-k-u we're all for you yay unhand her dan backslide on hander dan backslide unhand her dan backslide hey we're getting in a rut stand up and fight you coward bully cat and thief [Music] oh you haven't been flashed enough yet hey [Music] and now it is time to say goodbye goodbye [Music] no reason to fart take it easy that's all okay [Music] oh there's nothing to be afraid of he can't hurt us he can't get in here [Music] hmm [Music] all clear the cat's gone come on out fellas [Music] where is everybody [Music] what's the rush i'm not going to hurt you [Music] look what i've got for you later listen you can have all the cheese you want okay there and that's better now get going [Music] oh that cat he done told me out there in the kitchen [Music] [Music] [Music] he wants to protect us from the ones who wrecked us please hear me he wants to protect us now that's what i've been saying that'll be fire then hurry and sign a [Music] true [Music] i [Music] [Music] did you ever have a feeling that you wanted something um but you didn't know what it was yeah yeah oh sure i always get that feeling too i know i want a nice fat tender mouse yes [Music] you're a nice bad tender mouse you'll do [Music] shock [Music] [Music] i [Applause] [Music] [Music] we did it before and we can do it again and we will do it again with one for all and we're off for one together before we're done we did it before and we can do it again and we will do it [Music] [Music] now again man to make a son of a guy just better leave a soccer teacher like this up see and remember above all so i don't know but there jimbo wrecking him foster fanny snipper at all on a philippe doucher you got that okay [Music] a little um [Music] wow [Music] we do it [Music] hmm [Music] uh i'm trapped trapped i gotta get out of this oh boy they've dropped the weapons now i got you you're a dead rabbit telegram for elmer ford [Music] uh what's up doc dear nephew i'm waving you three million dollars in my will uncle louie oh boy i'm witch and which p.s but you don't get one cent if you harm any animals especially weapons you're free now with the rabbit go and whomp and frolic in the forest oh boy i'm a witch [Music] okay three million dollars [Music] oh [Music] i'm just an angel in the sky [Music] please mr wabbit go on back to the forest where you belong being nice with the rabbit hey what are you trying to do kill me are you flexing my skull i'm gonna call it a louie that's what i'm gonna do [Music] operator operator hey you got a nickel hello operator operator give me walnut tree tree oh that's you right how's every little thing please mr wabbit don't call uncle louie i won't hurt you again i promise well okay but what you step after this fat boy hey what do you got to eat around this joint eat eat fix this guy think they'll tweak me huh step right this way that'll fix them [Music] wipe that dirty double crossing open up [Music] i'll die no i'm too young to die please please let me in hey this scene oughta get me the academy award uncle louie what have i done we million dollars all shot to pieces don't die with the rabbit please don't die walk a bite baby [Music] when the wind blows equator will walk when the ball wakes the crater will fall down will baby special delivery your uncle willy has kicked the bucket you now inherit three million dollars inheritance tax two million defense tax paycheck county which leaves you owing us 1.98 cents please we met you don't get the dough butterball no but i'm gonna get you [Music] happy new year happy new year [Music] don't again down there it's dark [Music] aah [Music] good witness to bad rubbish [Music] easter greetings hey what's up um [Music] and when i find that stuff i'll dig and dig and dig and dig i'll never get enough i swamp the playways and the planes i twatch each where we mile i'll swamp and twitch and twitch and until i [Music] don't you cry for me i'm gonna dig up what's a gold feet for victory [Music] [Music] [Music] oh hello i'm west of all the things i haven't got i white gold the best oh it rained all night the day i went the weather is so dry [Music] i'm gonna get me lots of gold [Music] a good evening of friends [Music] hey there's something off we screwy going on around here [Music] uh what's up doc well one of the strangest things i [Music] at school you have it oh well [Music] whoa [Music] away [Applause] [Music] um oh yeah thank you very much [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] where oh that's nothing well i got one here [Music] come out mr rabbit i have a winter surprise for you [Music] don't laugh i'll bet plenty of you men wear one of these that's the west swarm i'll get that [Music] rabbit [Music] hey doc hey doc where are ya [Music] too bad too bad oh well oh bury me [Music] me [Music] i came here for gold and i'm gonna get it no no no not that not that anything but [Music] [Music] go that was [Music] so [Music] oh [Music] those hunters couldn't hit the broad side of a duck they got me oh [Music] yikes [Music] take it easy rover it's no way to retrieve a duck look gentle like see laramore hello sorry i had to plug you mr duck but i'm a sportsman a great great sportsman [Music] a great sports money listen sport you don't know the meaning of fair play what chance has a poor helpless fluffy little winged creature like me against you you with your bullets and your shotgun and your knife and your dick call and your honeycomb and your hunting dog and all kind of stuff like that there what protection have i got a bulletproof vest i suppose how does that get there how'd you like to meet me in a fair fight with your support all things being equal me and to man marquise of queensbury rules that's different eh yeah that's something else again yeah you don't like that do you sportsman ladies and gentle ducks in that connor [Laughter] what a elmer fudd [Music] hello and in this corner a duck who needs no introduction that outstanding exponent of clean sportsmanship that champion of champions your friend and mine our own our beloved daffy good to his mother [Applause] duck now boys fight clean oh brother no rough stuff none of this or this or this or like so or this or this or this you understand yeah you mean uh [Music] how about a little of this absolutely you know there's something awfully screwy about this fight or my name isn't larimore [Music] let them have a champ hmm getting a little sin on top how about a little something to stimulate the scalp [Music] now shake hands [Music] again all right all right i'll take that over there ain't here dope you sure this is the one you want [Music] you're right all right one and here's round one coming up 139 10 you're out the winner a new champion daffy duck [Music] i'm not the one to complain mr waffley but i thought you said no what stuff none of this or this or like so or this one [Music] that's all folks hmm big [Music] and hold the onions huh what do you say oh oh nothing oh [Music] [Music] land uh what's the good word strangers [Music] food [Music] guys [Music] [Music] [Music] oh well thanks gee did you say that if i hooked up [Music] foreign [Music] is [Music] oh [Music] no get don't pull our knife once would you why you one force move out of you and out [Music] [Applause] um a a ship we're saved [Music] farewell don't forget to ride [Music] don't forget to ride farewell foreign [Music] howdy folks you know i reckon a lot of you people out there are sort of wondering about us here on the farm during this war well i want you to know that we're prepared for any emergency yes sir just like the city folks now take this farmer here why he's heard and read about them their incendiary bombs you know what he's done he's even trained his pet dog to help put out the fires here's his dog just about to go into action he's a full-blooded spitz [Music] now take this here cow for instance why you know she's increased her production and she's now given 5 000 quarts of milk a day and seems like a lot of milk but 5 000 quarts is what she gives gives nothing they come in and take it from me [Music] what a performance well look who's here it's all tom you know old tom is about the oldest cat in these here parts yeah sure why he's been around for the last three wars and he knows that this one will turn out all right too [Music] now would you look at that a teeny little woodpecker now i bet you i know what he's aiming to be when he grows up i reckon he plans to be a riveter at lockheed [Music] [Music] i do it [Music] you know we american people always sort of look forward to thanksgiving and this year is certainly no exception this year turkey is getting fattened up yes sir he's getting lots to eat you know what when he reaches 20 pounds he'll be ready for [Music] them you know what these turtle eggs have been laying around in the sun for quite a spill and uh well what do you know looks like they're getting ready to hatch i do to the end well as i was saying these little turtles are born with a natural bomb-proof shelter on the backs ain't that cute [Music] what do you think you are i'm a jeep gg [Laughter] well now that we're back on the farm uh let's sort of peek in on a young fella who's according to sweetie [Music] wouldn't you be my though would you like to donald oh gosh i wish there was a blackout [Music] oh [Music] i just don't know what has come over the caterpillars just seem to lay around and look plum [Music] well would you look at that little fella he sure looks happy don't he happy of course i'm happy i just got a retread [Laughter] uh these little fireflies here are going to stage a practice blackout looks like they're set to go okay lights out [Music] hey there turtle you better pull into your shelter it's a blackout don't bite the rubber ball pull your head in that's better why in the world didn't you want to go into your shell well look i'm afraid of the dark all right fireflies blackout's over [Music] hey you you on the end yes you what happened to your light hey who's the bulb snatcher who's the boob snatcher [Music] did you ever see a prettier side than this here mother bird she is teaching her little son how to fly it's very easy darling just flap your wings like this see [Music] come on now do his mommy do ah [Music] i guess about the only living creatures that haven't been affected by the war are the famous swallows of capistrano yes sir as you all know these ear birds return to the mission on a certain day each year and we are here just in time to see them come back they'll be along any minute now [Music] telegram for the audience what does it say it says here we are out over the ocean can't even get close to land we can't fly the camper strano past the fourth interceptor command sign the swallows now you folks all know how valuable carrier pigeons is in warthog [Music] now this proud couple is famous around these parts during the last war they gave more sons to the service than was ever thought possible [Music] that's all okay [Music] hold everything faso [Music] yes sir duck personal representative of the most sensational discovery since the sweater girl he's colossal stupendous one might even go so far as to say he's mediocre i give you that paragon of pep and personality sleepy lagoon [Music] picture [Music] about [Music] he's the sweetest chocolate candy and just like honey from a bee oh what the [Music] me solo like so just a minute chubby you ain't seen half of the kid's repertory oh here's one the kid does that you like [Music] oh [Music] is [Music] living laughs laura laughs [Music] boy [Music] we [Applause] ready to fight to be free you're just an angel in disguise [Music] oh [Music] and now the kid goes into his finale and what a finale stop it stop it all right let's see what the kid can do okay sleepy do your stuff [Music] uh let's bring time blossoms bloom again in the garden [Music] that's all so oh you don't know what you're doing all of these things [Music] you but you don't know what you're doing or you wouldn't be doing what you're [Music] doing [Applause] [Music] mommy [Music] uh [Applause] mommy [Music] uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you don't know what you're doing [Music] oh oh you don't know what you're doing [Music] boys [Music] is [Music] [Music] [Music] says me [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] ah [Music] [Applause] [Music] uh [Music] is [Applause] [Music] wow salon folks bye

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Length: 538min 7sec (32287 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 16 2021