Looney Tunes - Compilation | Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck

[Music] 8th man dvd cartoon classics so foreign [Music] gee am i hungry i could eat a saber-toothed tiger well anyway half a one well this isn't getting me breakfast here fido well thanks now come on i'm famished well i'll bet you're cranky before breakfast two be quiet [Music] yum yummy my favorite vegetable [Music] duck [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so gosh that duck acts like he's crazy that is correct absolutely 100 correct so that's the way it is eh all right [Music] then thank you fine thing no swimming other cavemen get to go swimming but i never get to do anything well what are you looking at don't just stand there do something now go get it the big lumx now isn't that clever the hunter's helper now come on not bad for a guy that never took a lesson in his life [Music] wait here [Music] here you are girlie [Music] gee thanks a lot well just what i wanted a duck breakfast gee i can hardly wait come on fido so [Music] so we're almost there [Music] so you know maybe that wasn't such a hot idea after all good night folks um [Music] hey [Music] oh boy they've dropped the rabbits [Music] look fellas i'm in 10 10. now i got you you're a dead rabbit telegram for elmer ford what's up doc dear nephew i'm waving you three million dollars in my will uncle louie oh boy i'm witch i'm witch p.s but you don't get one cent if you harm any animals especially weapons you're free now with the rabbit go and whomp and frolic in the forest oh boy i'm a witch okay fella speaking of break it up three million dollars in disguise [Music] [Applause] [Music] come on i'll blow your head off [Music] i'm just an angel in the sky [Music] mm-hmm [Music] please mr wabbit go on back to the forest where you belong being nice with the rabbit hey what are you trying to do kill me are you flexing my skull i'm gonna call her her louie that's what i'm gonna do [Music] operator operator hey you got a nickel hello operator operator give me walnut tree tree oh that's you murt how's every little thing please mr wabbit don't call uncle louie i won't hurt you again i promise well okay but what you step after this fat boy hey what do you got to eat around this joint eat eat i'll fix this guy thinks he'll tweak me huh step right this way that'll fix him wipe that dirty double crossing open up i'll die i'll die no i'm too young to die please let me in hey this scene ought to get me the academy award say goodbye to uncle away for me uncle louie what have i done we million dollars all shot to pieces don't die with the rabbit [Music] come on that stuff swing it walk up my baby on the treetop when the wind blows equator will walk when the bob wakes the crater will fall down will come baby special delivery your uncle willy has kicked the bucket you now inherit three million dollars inheritance tax two million defense tax paycheck county which leaves you owing us one dollar and ninety eight cents please we mit you don't get the dollar butterball no but i'm gonna get you [Music] happy new year happy new year [Music] again [Music] don't go down there it's dark ah [Music] good witness to bad rubbish easter greetings so [Music] backward turn backward old time in your flight make me a child again just for tonight and between these covers we find these immortal favorites sleeping beauty remember the lovely princess who was bewitched into a deep slumber until her prince charming came to break the spell [Music] come on wake up wake up you lazy good for nothing come on wake up tom thumb a little boy who got his name because he was no bigger than a man's thumb let's pay this interesting family a visit [Music] good evening mr and mrs thumb where's little tom are you tom thumb yeah that's me why i thought you were no bigger than a man's thumb how did you get so big vitamin b1 [Music] the grasshopper and the ant the story of the industrious little ant and the lazy grasshopper [Music] you're gonna be sorry i've worked all summer and put away plenty for the winter but you you lazy thing you're gonna starve the bad boy of the fairy tales the boy who cried wolf whoa whoa help the wolf wolf wow [Music] [Laughter] [Music] there's a lad who could stand some discipline what a dope you'll learn his lesson someday jack and the beanstalk the story of the boy who climbed a beanstalk only to be met at the top by a ferocious two-headed giant who forced jack to run for his life [Music] say you almost had it why did you quit he's been sick [Music] the wolf in sheep's clothing the fifth columnist of his day by means of a disguise he preyed upon unsuspecting little sheep [Music] scram bum i'm working this out of the pasture the arabian nights gave us the story of aladdin and his wonderful land all aladdin had to do was to rub the lamp and presto the genie appeared i dream of genie where they light brown hair i dream a [Music] that nasty kid again [Laughter] hey young fella you're going to yell wolf once too often hey come on come on munch your own business match your own business can a guy have a little fun the session in the woodshed wouldn't do that boy any harm and here's a bird you wouldn't mind having in your own home a goose that lays golden eggs hey wait a minute you're supposed to lay golden eggs not anymore brother i'm doing my bit for national defense old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone why you dirty double crossing food harder she's a food harder food harder remember this little nursery rhyme this little piggy went for tumarkey this little piggy has gone forth is their home these little piggies have smash pretend and this poor little piggy he don't have anything all kinds things to eat and this little piggy has fought to crying like anything we mother be careful my corn cinderella and her glass slipper a little girl oh he's at it against the wolf [Music] so [Music] [Music] oh enough [Music] flutes [Music] peak [Music] it's a sign of the old world over it's the poor what gets the blime while the wreck has all the gravy now ain't that a blanket shine put out those lights me [Music] shots [Music] say later krantz what time is it when you hear the turn it will be exactly 6 45 on one quarter sure [Music] may i present you with this little token of our esteem for me dog is saying don't you say oh just a little going away present [Music] well see you around [Music] shorts [Music] [Applause] [Music] is [Music] stick it's all yours fun limiter [Music] hello i want you to oh is that you mute [Music] mr smith a whole mess of mr smith a massive message [Music] um hey [Music] [Music] my that's all folks [Music] 10 minutes to catch my plane [Music] hold everything faso [Music] yes sir daffy duck personal representative of the most sensational discovery since the sweater girl he's colossal stupendous one might even go so far as to say he's mediocre i give you that paragon of pep and personality sleepy lagoon [Music] [Music] he's the sweetest chocolate candy and just like honey from a bee oh one [Music] me a banjo solo like so just a minute chubby you ain't seen half of the kid's repertory well here's one the kid does that you like [Music] oh [Music] is [Music] [Laughter] [Music] i'm a cowboy sir i am a cowboy we [Music] ready to fight to be free you're just an angel in disguise [Music] [Music] and now the kid goes into a finale and what a finale stop it stop it all right let's see what the kid can do okay sleepy do your stuff [Music] let's bring time blossoms bloom again in the garden that's all hmm [Music] it's 12 o'clock [Music] so [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] where's [Music] uh [Music] thank you [Music] um [Music] oh [Music] uh [Music] [Laughter] [Music] laughs [Music] so [Music] uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] so so [Music] uh [Music] [Music] confidentially those hunters couldn't hit the broad side of a duck [Music] they caught me oh oh yike [Music] take it easy rover that's no way to retrieve a duck look gentle like see larimore [Music] hello sally i had to plug you mr duck but i'm a sportsman a great great sportsman a great sportsman sportsman [Music] listen sport you don't know the meaning of fair play what chance has a poor helpless fluffy little winged creature like me against you you with your bullets and your shotgun and your knife and your dick call and your honeymoon and your hunting dog and all kind of stuff like that there what protection have i got a bulletproof vest i suppose how does that get there how'd you like to meet me in a fair fight with your support all things being equal me and to man marquise of queensbury that's different eh yeah that's something else again yeah you don't like that do you sportsman no yeah [Music] ladies and gentle ducks in that connor he's a dog you can have him what a [Laughter] elmer fudd hello [Music] [Applause] [Music] and in this corner a duck who needs no introduction that outstanding exponent of clean sportsmanship that champion of champions your friend and mine our own our beloved daffy good to his mother duck [Music] now boys fight clean oh brother no rough stuff none of this or this or this or like soul or this or this or this you understand [Music] how about a little of this absolutely you know there's something awfully screwy about this fight or my name isn't larimore and it isn't [Music] you got a punchy champ he's practically a dead duck already hmm getting a little sin on top how about a little something to stimulate the scalp now shake [Music] that hands nope wrong guess again all right all right i'll take that over there ain't he a dope you sure this is the one you want you're right all right one and here's round one coming up [Applause] 139 10 you're out the winner and new champion daffy duck [Music] i'm not the one to complain mr wefawee but i thought you said no what stuff none of this or this or this or like so or this that's all folks in the morning in the evening think we got fun [Music] take it easy that's all okay [Applause] [Music] oh there's nothing to be afraid of he can't hurt us he can't get in here the cat lights out [Music] hmm all clear the cat's gone [Music] come on out fellas hey where is everybody what's the rush i'm not going to hurt you look what i've got for you later listen [Music] okay [Music] there and that's better now get going [Applause] oh that cat he done told me out there in the kitchen i told you oh he's come here to save us and not to enslave us that cats are right just the same oh no kids that cat is a two-face a judge or a single leave us to sing the blues tonight please take my advice and don't be naughty mice a piece here or he'll get offended he wants to protect us from the ones who wrecked us please hear me he wants to protect us [Music] ah [Music] did you ever have a feeling that you wanted something um but you didn't know what it was yeah yeah oh sure i always get that feeling too i know i want a nice fat tender mouse yes [Music] [Laughter] you're a nice bad tender mouse you'll do shock your teeth we'll do more than that let's get rid of [Music] [Applause] that [Music] [Music] now listen man tobacco sound of a guy just better leave a socket touch it up this up see and remember above all so adam obama jimbo wrecking up foster fanny sniper at all on a filigal you got that [Music] okay [Music] oh wow [Music] [Music] wow [Music] we do it hmm [Music] so so [Music] okay get a load of this folks it says here a constant menace to pilots uh the gremlins who wrecked planes with their [Music] what a fairy tale little man oh brother um uh what's on the hubbub [Music] these blockbuster bombs don't go off unless you hit them just right yeah [Music] hey matt let me take a whack at it [Music] what [Music] gasp hey i bet that was it see do you think that hey could that have been a kremlin it ain't vandal milky [Music] oh which way did he go george which way did he go that way well g thanks a lot george thanks a lot what's the matter bunny rabbit speak to me why don't you say something i'm only three and a half years old [Music] i like him he's silly [Music] [Music] wow [Music] nice kremlin [Music] wow [Music] snowing down [Music] oh sorry folks we ran out of gas you know how it is with these a card hmm [Music] in a happy barnyard some years ago a seemingly unimportant event occurred which was destined to vitally affect the future of that little world mr and mrs duck were expecting [Music] and so time passed a bud not so fast oh all right but time does fly don't it johnny [Music] time passed the bad egg grew to ma to duck hood and with artistic aspirations dreamed of brush and palate but ended up with only the brush his artistic efforts spurned he soon turned to other endeavors [Music] my [Music] especially one goose more gullible than gooses [Music] like a me [Music] say hi say hi say hey [Music] i'm a sick heiler too [Music] nicole [Music] [Applause] [Music] three [Music] oh what has come to so erase all thoughts of peace from off this place have they forgot tis love that's and not is game by show of might [Music] [Applause] i'm then from out of the west came another partner to make a silly axis of himself are you japanese sneaking on a sadou just a japanese a superman i'm a little [Music] oh so crazy oh very very sorry frieza oh to apologizing dickens oh just a minute oh i am not a japanese yeah and i'm mock turtle soup with spreading clouds of war once more the axis marched toward dreams of further congress [Music] sticks seven eight read them a straight line again [Music] mercy me regretful sight oh branch of peace post on this fight [Music] kind sirs change [Music] now where were we oh yes all right [Music] [Applause] i hate war but once begun well i just didn't choose to run so i can point with pride and say there's three that didn't get away so that's all folks right pimento university pimento u good old pee you he meant for you o sweet peel thy fragrance a pox on yale poop [Music] uh out and away the most popular fellows at old pu are the three doper boys tom the fun-loving member of the trio dick a serious lad of 18 summers plus a winter in florida as related in the dover boys in the everglades and larry the youngest of the three jerked uh brothers a gay outing at the park has been planned by the merry trio and they're off to fetch their fiancee dainty dora standpipe at miss cheddar's female academy close by with their usual punctuality the boys arrive at the pointed hour of three and are soon on their rollicking way forced to pass a certain public house a tavern of unsavory repute our young friends meet the distressing situation with their usual uncompromising moral fortitude [Music] little do they know that even now within this very tavern damned backslide the former sneak of rockford hall coward bully cad and feet and arch enemy of the dover boys squanders his misspent life hark the dover boys tread them double trap them they are escorting dora standpipe dear rich dora standpipe how i love her father's money [Music] confound those dover boys oh how i hate them i hate tom i hate dick and i hate larry they drive me to drink [Music] found them but let us draw the curtain on this sworded scene and turn to more pleasant surroundings where we find our young friends engaged in a spirited game of hide go and seek 20 25 thirty thirty five forty forty five sixty fifty size no no in here no up here up here [Music] no no over here over here over here in here no no in here no in here over here over here over here over here [Music] the dover boys then dora must be alone and unprotected [Music] a runabout i'll steal it no one will ever know [Music] [Music] 1285 [Music] here i come ready or not [Music] [Applause] [Music] poor dora will no one save her from this predicament will no one come to her but assistance on what's this it looks like an alert young scout and that's just what it is he'll not fail her i'll venture telegram for the dover boys mrs tom dick and larry carr away with having upper bottleneck new york sirs quote help unquote sign dora 35 cents collect [Music] [Applause] [Music] help tom help nick help larry [Music] oh dory dear sweet dora dear keep courage up and chin he'll die the stalwart sons of old p you are here at hand to do or die piu q u we're all for you yay [Music] unhand her dan backslide on hand her dan backslide unhand her dan backslide hey we're getting in a rut stand up and fight you coward bully cat and thief [Music] oh you haven't been flashed enough yet hey [Music] [Applause] [Music] and now it is time to say goodbye [Music] goodbye [Music] ladies and gentlemen tonight it gives me extreme pleasure to present our integrity intrepid in integration of a familiar fairy tale entitled the big bad wolf and a tree little pigs said to the delightful music of johannes bram's hungarian dances as the scene opens we find the three little pigs building their respective [Music] i'm a little pig houses builds my house [Music] sticks [Music] i'm the smart little pig i build my house of bricks [Music] do [Music] so [Music] so [Music] [Music] um [Music] so [Music] me [Music] hmm [Music] hmm is [Music] [Music] you will of course pay the bill now before you leave no no no i mean yes and my partner daffy duck will be right back he's out there cashing a check come [Music] too bad you is a dead duck duck [Music] [Music] insinuating i flee this flea bitten dump [Music] hey look at the tracy character [Music] you have insult me we meet only field of honor [Music] my card you've had your coffee racing for this week robespierre you have insult me we may come the field of onion [Music] my card you can [Music] [Applause] [Music] and you don't get out until you pay up [Music] my card please [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] hmm oh [Music] [Music] an american [Music] [Applause] [Music] wasted [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] uh [Music] i can't stand it i can't stand it it's kidding me i'm going stir crazy bastille becky cooler coco look at my prison teller i'm as black as a heat gosh bugs bunny was only here yeah bumps bunny my hero he can't get out of anything but i saw him in a leon's lessen your cartoon once the hunter hadn't covered and he what a guy nothing can hold him he'll get us out of here hello central give me bugs bunny hello bugs this is staffy um what's up doc that palooka manager has got us locked up in the broken arms hotel we thought you could help us get out um did you try the elevator yes and throw him down the stairs yes we tried all those ways [Music] ah don't work do they that's all itself around the door [Music] the typical american farm presents many interesting sites this show horse is the pride of the fire and the winner of many blue ribbons he is trained to perform in every gate first let's see you do a trot now the gallop that's fine now do a canter oh i'm happy about the whole thing the way that you walk the way that you talk that's enough of that [Music] here we find the farmer's faithful old watchdog though he is no longer very active he still does a few little odd jobs around the house one of his chores is to fetch the newspaper oh there's the paper now [Music] i can hardly wait to see what happened to dick tracy here is a group of cute little piggies playing in the well what are they up to they seem fascinated by that clock oh well here's a proud mother hen carefully watching over her eggs anxiously awaiting the eventful day what a happy little family this will be [Music] what's this a weasel the ruthless thief of the barnyard watching his chance to sneak in and steal those defenseless little eggs he draws closer and closer and closer don't ever do that [Music] in the nearby trees we find many species of bird life the birds always oh look up there no no over to the left see a little owl nestling inside the tree trunk [Music] here's an interesting site a young couple laboriously building their nest with a bit of string from here and a piece of straw from there a little twig a bit of string piece of straw a little twig a bit of string piece of straw a little twig but a string piece of straw a little twig string sauce twigs at the edge of the woods field mice make their home here we see one of the most common types say he seems to be a bit worried [Music] tell me little fellow what seems to be troubling you i don't know doc i i just keep hearing things even the tiniest of insects such as the ants have a language all their own emerging from the opening comes a female of the species if you listen very closely you can hear her calling to her young coming mother the modern farm is conducted on a business like well here are those little piggies again say piggies why don't you go off and play oh well suit yourself here is one of the strangest friendships that has ever been known natural enemies yet living together as friends a cat and a mouse tell me is it true that the cat takes good care of you [Music] and keeps you nice and warm well that's truly a friendship now before we leave you is there anything that you would like to say to your friends in the audience me out of here [Music] and so as the day draws to a close and the sun sinks slowly in the west we reluctantly take our leave of the farm well the piggies again are they going to stay there all night what in the world can the attraction be [Music] time [Music] [Applause] [Music] all there every day it's the same thing [Music] hello [Music] um [Music] heaven [Music] huh so [Music] good morning good morning wake up everybody wake up everybody have you had your tasty toasties this morning good for you and now from uh don't touch that dial and now for our morning exercises open those windows take a deep breath [Music] foreign come on let's go [Music] is [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey [Music] hurry up [Music] say have you seen a spy around here does he look like this yeah yeah that's him no i have not seen him [Music] [Music] ah [Music] now at three o'clock license uh can't you see the the white line of everything there's the fire move along around uh run you in bob [Music] you know your pig it is one minute to three do you see that little bag you mean uh that one yeah at exactly three o'clock that lit yeah [Music] [Music] is [Music] [Music] just my little heart [Music] [Music] i knew it i knew it oh this guy down imitation ear sucks thing it never works never never works it works it works [Music] that's all hmm attention let's join the army for a day and get a glimpse of military life here we are at fort knicks typical of the many training camps throughout the country [Music] hmm [Music] so [Laughter] one two three four one two three four one two three well uh now let's see what comes after three four four now now no coaching please uh now don't tell me uh four yeah you're four that's right now do you want to try for the 32 question well uh i don't know i uh you'll be sorry no no i better take the 16 high batter sweet music to the ears of all soldiers is the mess call or come and get it [Music] laughs [Music] so and so their appetites appease the army is ready to carry out the orders of the day one of the most colorful sites is the well-trained cavalry as it goes through its daily drills company shut mark tight right face forward arch [Music] the infantry is the backbone of the army marching mile after mile is a matter of routine for these hearty foot soldiers following close behind the camouflage troops [Music] the artillery tries out one of its new guns [Music] in contrast to the mechanized equipment used by the soldiers of today early conscriptees were trained with makeshift substitutes here are a few examples the machine gun unit bang bang [Music] the parachute troops [Music] the army air corps has proven a vital link in our military chain during maneuvers pursuit planes engage each other in aerial games [Music] here is the anti-aircraft division in the midst of its daily target practice the largest guns of the army are those of the coast defense directions for firing these huge monsters originated army headquarters many miles behind the lines elevation 45 degrees direction 30 degrees north by east elevation 45 degrees direction 30 degrees north by east elevation 45 degrees direction 30 degrees north by east [Music] longitude 36 degrees latitude 58 longitude 36 degrees latitude 58 longitude 36 degrees latitude 58 [Music] ready ready ready fire fire fire [Music] i'm a bad general [Music] and hold the onions huh what'd you say oh oh nothing oh [Music] land [Applause] uh what's the good word strangers [Music] food [Music] hey [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] well thanks gee did you say that if i hooked up [Music] um [Music] hmm [Music] oh the back please the back [Music] [Applause] [Music] look you too doc [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] on me would you why you one force move out of you and out foreign [Music] [Applause] wow [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] have a nice trip fellas farewell don't forget to ride [Music] goodbye don't forget to ride [Music] farewell hmm [Music] yeah i want to eat i love to eat well then go up and get the bird out of that nest and we'll eat but i don't want to fight no point i like birds i'd go hungry first what's the matter fraidy cat this is only a tiny little bird you mean a poor little finchy itsy bitsy defenseless boy [Music] yes let me hear [Music] i get hydrophobia no i don't want to come home don't push me you can't make me do it you can't make me do it come on stupid get the bird give me the bird give me the bird if that hayes office would only let me i'd give them to boyd all right [Music] [Music] [Music] hey how'd you get away up here say babbitt are you sure this thing is gonna be okay of course of course everything's under control don't push me down in a box please don't do it don't do it [Music] what's the matter now i'm afraid of the dark well i'll let you out then [Applause] [Music] [Applause] i thought [Music] ten [Music] [Music] don't worry you'll get it all right you mean i'll get it in the end yeah and you'll get a big bang out of it too well that sure takes a load off of my mind [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] well what do you know i went out of [Music] pities hmm [Music] i'll save you where are you speak to me speak to me [Music] come on stop your clowning what's the matter with you aren't you ashamed i don't know why do you do these things pussycat oh i just can't seem to get the boy keep no use don't worry i can't do it this will get you up there contact contact contact contact contact contact [Music] [Music] is there an insurance salesman in the house come on turn out those lights hello tonight the muses sing and we hearken to pan as with sweetly piping loot he wins us through a delightful phantasmagoria with the deathless heroes of legend and history and the entrancing figures of fiction and fantasy and first among our illustrious hosts we want you to meet [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] uncle ray [Applause] if the [Music] if you think the walls is hard and you like your rhythm taured till it makes you mop your forehead i've got swank for sale grills what this country needs for years and years i've said it and if you buy for me it's cod i sell swing but not for credit [Music] high uh [Music] when i was young i got quite a lot of the famous people in the story books i got as i grew inside so did i grow wild and i learned some things that really opened up my eyes but in spite of everything i learned there's one guy who still lays high as far as i'm concerned old king cole i'm a merry old soul but the old boy loves to have his face i'm a merry old soul [Music] here is a man who never fooled around but they leave [Music] a noisy old soul i went down in history [Music] such a lack of good manners i'll get out my scissors then cut have you got any mortgages you want to have paid baby [Music] after all my adventures [Music] help help jailbreak help [Music] i hope they let me sleep this is your town crier again the music fades and the departing celebrants bid us adieu happy with the memories of the bookland frolic all is well all is well [Music] hmm [Music] the wrong arm of the war is reaching out and closing in on you you screwy wabbit [Music] [Applause] [Music] trapped by his own twax [Music] come on out you rabbit come on now you into a west [Music] my keys where are my keys my keys my keys my keys [Music] what's up doc give me the key quick get me out of this predicament hurry up unlock these cuffs all right now keep your shirt on take it easy he's an excitable type now let's see now the garage for the front door ah here it is oh well ah no you don't you're one to a west on what church you got nothing on me oh no well listen to this resisting an officer assault and battery trespassing disturbing the peace miscellaneous misdemeanors public nuisance traffic violations going for a boulevard stop jaywalking triple parking conduct on becoming to a rabbit nice looking chatbot fire waiting traffic regulations why look at you you call yourself a mountie you're a disgrace to the regiment i'm gonna drum you out of the service [Music] right [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] merry christmas city [Music] you can't catch me why you couldn't even catch a cold you know what i'm gonna do to you i'm gonna punch you right squaring the nose [Applause] [Music] last one in zeratney [Music] no more bullets [Music] [Laughter] come on up don't cry i'll get myself up here take me in you will we mean it it's not another twig no go ahead snap them on okay doc let's go [Music] ready mr wabbit yeah go ahead doc i'm ready before you die you can make one last wish yeah well uh let's see now um i wish um i wish um i wish i wasn't dixie hooray hooray [Music] somebody [Music] [Music] i was [Music] where the tracks [Music] oh gosh all right mr rabbit i'll start you covered and put up the hands or else i'll blitzkrieg yet and now now you march you keep going ready oh no you know [Music] uh what's up doc i'll just don't show me around it and you all i was i will [Music] go get him [Music] wow [Music] fuzzy tail bunny uh what's cooking doc [Music] are for you [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] um [Music] wow [Music] hmm [Applause] [Music] too big too bad oh well wow say your prayers rabbit [Music] [Applause] man it couldn't be a [Music] [Music] there it is all right doc shoot the whites guys don't fail me now [Music] ah sorry doc he's gonna kiss well call me adam [Music] hmm [Applause] [Music] and pardon me doc fresh out of carrots [Music] carriages i live here it's my home since it is [Music] look doc do i go around nailing signs over your house do i there's still such a thing as private property you know give it here at the inaudible right at the sanctity of the home forgive me my friend uh do you like blacksberry spy and no no um did you say blackberry pie [Music] [Laughter] of course you realize this means war [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] and now from the empty hat i will press the gauge to get pressed pull a live rabbit yes [Music] [Laughter] yes guess who you yes me [Music] you didn't expect to see me again yes go away please you dumb rabbits bonnie you are for to ruining my act [Music] wrong doc i'm gonna help you uh let's see now um you was trying to press the gucci gate uh press the dance press the uh and pull a rabbit out of the hat [Music] regarding [Applause] [Music] so carrot oh yes yes come out and get the nice carrot pretty bonnie [Music] hey i got him on the contrary i got you [Music] oh [Music] uh ladies and gentlemen for my next illusion i will require the assistance of a small boy from the audience i shall be happy to assist you sir i shall now attempt to run razor sharp swords through the basket there's nothing it's a trick the swords do not penetrate [Music] now [Music] [Music] [Music] boy [Music] red light [Music] what a performance [Music] if i do it i get a weapon i do it hello uh oh yeah i feel will too [Music] hey uh them silly ducks going south every winter north in the summer solves in the winter norse in the summer sows in the winter they're in a rut confidentially folks i ain't going south this winter i'm going to stick around and check up on this winter business you'll be sorry [Music] yeah i should be sorry i got the whole lake to myself if you think that was good get a load of [Music] this [Music] snow snow slide don't bother me no fly don't bother me [Music] give me some food oh sustenance oh sustenance what are you laughing at i'm really hungry [Music] food [Music] oh boy look at that t-bone steak [Music] sandwich is it food [Music] food food beans beans beans nothing but beans i'm sick of beans beans for breakfast beans for lunch beans for dinner always it's beans boy what i could do to a nice juicy steak or a slice of baked ham or some roast duck roast duck that's it oh for that foul taste in my mouth once again [Music] park [Music] as if i didn't know abigail abigail look at this poor creature do come in out of the cold you must be hungry while you're just skinning bones but we'll fix that there's nothing we'd like better than a nice duck for dinner is there abigail leave me a poison kid what would you like to have to eat some super consummate our chowder's good today a t-bone borderlay what is your order you love our new green peas our shrimp and cheddar cheese and cherry if you please a dear border to try out the lonely a slice of salami some vitamins maybe just place your order we have a candy yam a moving picture ham our short ribs of spring lamb are shorter of buttered buns we boast to try our free french toast an orange sherbet roast give us your order and with and now for our dessert [Music] i'm a hummingbird [Music] listen can't we settle this amicably hey just a minute of just a minute [Music] every night when the moon is shining brighton is rio [Music] i like the south american way and i do mean sauce [Music] that's all folks here we are at one of the country's most interesting zoos here we find the wolf in his natural setting next a pack of camels a north american greyhound and here two bucks and five cents and here two friendly elves hello bill hello bill hello bill hello beer no zoo would be complete without a monkey [Music] foreign [Music] hey sister can't you read [Music] mother nature's own weather man the little groundhog and his shackle [Music] over here we find [Music] hey hey don't annoy that time it's dangerous can't you read that sign you'd better take my advice and leave him alone shame shame you're a bad boy the skunk cage is always a center of interest [Music] well we're lucky it's feeding time for the giraffe [Music] this is the second time i've had to speak to you leave that line alone i'm warning you i'm a bad boy and here we come to a family of white rabbits of course you all know how fast they [Music] multiply [Music] now over here in the birdhouse we find the wise old owl who you me yes an interesting bird is the south african talking parrot polly want a cracker i said uh polly want a cracker yeah give me a short beer another interesting bird is the alcatraz jailbird i didn't do it i tell you okay i'm restraining yeah i'm innocent i want to see the egg i can't do this i can't hang this on me i didn't do what i tell ya i didn't do what i tell ya oh he did so do it i saw him with my very own eyes so there over here we find mother ostrich on her nest [Music] well you do have something to grow about oh look out look out well a jackpot for the last time you'd better stop annoying that line if you know what's good for you i'm a big boy [Music] new to the zoo is an elephant just in from africa hello express company this is joe jumbo we'll send it up right away you know those guys have had my trunk for a week and here we have uh well these are some things we had left over from that last new year's party pacing back and forth in their cage we find two restless panthers bread and butter bread and butter bread and butter bread and butter bread and butter bread and butter well here we have j wellington buttonhook mr buttonhook used to thrill thousands at the circus by putting his head in a lion's mouth in this cage we find the rocky mountain wildcats hey bud hey hey just a minute bud tell me just what made you wild what made me wild what made me wild well i'll tell you they called my name out at bank night and i wasn't there [Applause] well i guess that little fella finally took my advice and went home bad boy [Music] uh [Music] oh so oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] laughs la la la [Music] laughs [Music] hello [Music] huh [Music] so mystery [Music] huh [Music] fight it is oh baby foreign this is that's awesome [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] free [Music] hello [Music] i'll get you [Music] buddy [Music] mhm [Music] um [Music] foreign [Music] hmm [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Applause] [Music] you [Music] [Music] i'll get him buddy [Music] i'll save you [Music] so so [Music] five that's all false [Music] hello folks tonight is amateur night next week when she comes out here she'll be coming around next [Music] week next we have a talented artist maestro pana whiskey's [Music] and everything [Music] [Applause] me it's a killer next on the program the hindu mystic swamy river and his biscuit trick first i must have a subject from the [Music] audience [Music] up usher give this gentleman his money back now we have the world's smallest entertainer teeny tiny teensy tiny tiny time [Music] [Music] me roll over play dead [Music] bound coast of maine to the sunkist shores of california or not to be or not to be to be or not to be that is the the balcony scene from romeo and juliet [Music] in the bushes at the bottom of the garden [Music] good night good night parting is such sweet sorrow really it is [Music] oh my darling my only one i love you more than oh juliet my love let me thrill again to the soft sweet tones of your voice and now folks let's see who wins the cup [Applause] oh [Music] um so [Music] uh [Music] so [Applause] [Music] um oh for goodness sakes [Music] huh i guess nobody's too home i hope [Music] [Applause] [Music] uh good morning a man sir uh is the lady of the house to home i have here a fine assortment of assorted useful useless utensils they are all designed to take the work out of housework we are giving away absolutely free for 25 cents each one a better beating be better egg beater [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hello folks [Music] what's going on out there also or we are having our salesman for dinner please a man bring him in for you or don't you what you doing here young man now lady i have here a marvelous device that you can't afford not to afford yeah yeah lady it's marvelous it's just too marvelous too marvelous for words oh yes indeed ma'am it's guaranteed yeah yeah to answer every household need and it's wonderful i just can't find the words to say enough until enough to tell you that it's well enough uh it don't cost much no no no it really shouldn't squeeze you and you'll find that our payment plan will please you and so i'm giving you a demonstration free yeah to show you that it's marvelous too marvelous to be we'll get married right away did you all take this man be your wedded husband or don't you oh this is so certain you take this woman to be your wedded wife or don't you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i now sentence you to be man and wife kiss the bride that'll be two dollars i hope they all get in digestion i hope a hope [Music] [Applause] [Music] and make me a good little bird [Music] that's my sweet chill good night good night mommy [Music] oh who cares about that damn precious little honey lames [Music] really you all hang over that book ah clear to goodness you is too young to be reading that trash and besides if you all try to catch that woman the old fox will catch you the fox [Music] [Music] nose and long sharp teeth and he just loves to eat little birds just like you now you all shut them big brown eyes and get to sleep oh [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] so [Music] uh [Music] look like [Music] come on come on [Music] too [Music] yeah we'll get him but [Music] [Music] door he is tall as you will and she says he's got red big green eyes just like you all in a ported nose like yours [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] me [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] doctor doctor save me save me [Music] did y'all sleep good yes ma'am yes mammy yes mommy and just what does my little angels want for breakfast i don't want no worms for breakfast mama neither design mammy do [Music] ain't love beautiful and let's not get nosy bud [Music] would you like to be my girl [Laughter] [Music] no i wouldn't like to be a girl [Music] oh oh boy old boy oh boy she's a regular heavy lamborghou how about a little kiss there beautiful [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] the of the voice of this no my base a vicious door this is strong wow [Music] uh [Music] i seen this done in a feature picture [Music] once [Music] tell me a flange [Music] in your body [Music] [Applause] my my [Music] so [Music] [Music] wow she still loves me [Music] [Laughter] [Music] noisy daisy [Applause] is i guess i've lost you daisy and i'll never see you again daisy oh my daisy what have they done to you what have they done to you they've changed you [Music] wow she hasn't changed hmm [Music] hmm [Music] a [Music] and listen to it [Music] total victory [Music] kitchen sinks garbage cans electric fans rubber boots facing suits [Music] [Music] [Applause] well how do you like that sickle [Music] groovers [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] pile [Music] destroy that empire [Music] foreign [Music] oh [Music] uh [Music] who goes there i thought so put your hands up you criminals are all alike i can see it in your eyes [Music] why it's just a poor little sick billy goat hey william this all fixed you up a sodium acetyl solids [Music] after dinner discomfort and loneliness say this tin termite is a messy a folk wolf in sheep's clothing [Music] [Applause] hey you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses [Music] i'm through oh would i give her a can of spinach now shame daffy same [Music] great great great great great uncle dillingham duck did i cry spin this when i stood a duck on plymouth rock did i in washington give up with their fortune hog bone and me quack quits when engine saved our scalp did john paul duck [Music] americans don't give up no daddy americans don't give up that's right and i'm an american duck [Music] up there in the sky it's a bird no it's a plane no american [Music] so guys a dream it was all a dream next time include us out that's all [Music] [Applause]

Channel: ComedyMX Entertainment

Views: 2,346,173

Keywords: Entertainment, TV, TV Shows, TV Series, Looney Tunes - Compilation, Compilation, Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Duffy Duck, Looney Tunes, Merrie Melodies, American animated, comedy, Warner Bros., golden age, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Wile E. Coyote, Road Runner, Sylvester, Tweety, Yosemite Sam, Foghorn Leghorn, Marvin the Martian, Pepé Le Pew, Speedy Gonzales, Tasmanian Devil, Silly Symphonies, Walt Disney, Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, Mel Blanc, Hollywood Walk of Fame

Id: 496aHytfSnw

Length: 233min 47sec (14027 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 28 2020