liz gillies being a RELATABLE QUEEN for 7 minutes straight

i had thick eyebrows and then i saw jennifer's body and i saw megan fox's eyebrows so i made my eyebrows the thinnest they could possibly go and guess what i didn't look like megan fox i just blinked in a snowstorm of powder my eye will certainly not be shiny now what's time i have no idea i have no idea anything i know now that it's getting colder which means i'm going to decorate for halloween but i don't check calendars or anything i don't know what day it is like like the day of the week holds no value to me anymore you know people are going to be casting me so much right now i was so good on that show let's just sit by the phone cut to me in my basement playing sims for 18 hours in the same sweater during like hurricane sandy week just like the thing is she's not lying i'm not lying cut to my great grandma of 98 being like she needs to go out and get drunk and maybe have a one-night stand because this is killing us because i was in their basement because i thought that their basement set up my grandma's when you're like a gamer like i'm really into the sims if someone has i don't think people are playing better if there's a better like environment to play if you feel it like there were no windows that's perfect there were no lights there's one light like an old lamp you don't need that and the door shut up the stairway like it was so sick i was like this is great see that clump we hate you we hate you we hate you go away go away go away go away okay i'll take it you know if you have a group text and everyone's like we should go to this place for dinner and then there's six people and one person's like i have an idea what if we do this then you have to make a new one with five people without that person be like what was that that seems awful and then you go into another one so keeping them all in track you have to be very careful it's like today's three-way calling it can get you in a lot of trouble you're right how are you coping with all this i've been very worried about you why are you worried about me well i mean there's a lot going on you freak out about uh you know natural disasters any sort of un unruly weather there's like yeah the weather's been really bad when i come they're like oh now and i was like uh i'm crying i'm not afraid of pain like i'm really good with pain i'm always in pain in some way or another so i'm just like whatever i don't care someone is officially wrapped i'm on a tail what what would you do with the tail um just like drape it over my shoulder or wear it as a scarf or tie my grocery bags to it so i could just drag them home that's efficient i i feel like you know we'll evolve into that one day i feel like my voice is upsetting jasper i have a not a good voice it's low and raspy and scary and i feel like maybe i don't know i just want to impress jasper it's okay whenever she's mom and her best friend diane no we wrote the other one life is hard and it doesn't get better until you meet the boy you love boys come in all different shapes and sizes all different ages new surprises who will i find who will he be will he have the same beard as daddy will his beard tickle when i kiss him and when he leaves me will i miss him it's uh i love him we uh we shot a short where i play a uh a young girl named victory clark dugan and her and she is uh my mother beverly again and uh that's the song that we sing at the end while we're driving into the sunset yes why why because it's the same as a french bulldog i do all the same stuff they're like the baby's crying i'm like and they're like where'd you learn i'm like my french bulldog has the same formation of a body yeah he has a big head with a warm face and a little chunky midsection little arms and legs just like you're and all he likes to do is go on his back i'm like you want me to do i'll do anything with this baby i just wanna i can have a kid tomorrow i had a french bulldog i'm fine belt throughout this journey on it you know yeah owning a home did it because it's a lot of responsibility i don't know if i mentioned this i give birth to a french bulldog do you know how hard that is see how painful that is you're right it's it's never that's it there you go got a monkey here you've been so quiet i want your life you won't never work okay come to me i'll be your i'll be your rock it's fine we'll see how it looks when it comes out but you'll probably complain yeah i'll probably complain but you know what i came in here looking how i look so at the end of the day what am i going to say to you guys you know change my face that's on me that's on me and my wallet if i feel like going there are we terrified yet because i am you know when you're at this point your boyfriend walks in and he's like oh you are a mask every day that's good to know know everything i still want to know what they said they said oh they went in a different direction like no i want to know what they said they're like they said your hairline is off center you came in with a weird attitude you this you that i write music all the time i just don't put it out i write probably three songs a month do you record them no they're voice memos i want to hear your songs from your voice memos oh yeah oh [Applause] yeah i was just like i remember i think i went like that was the best i could come up with and i was just like i don't know when i was like what am i wow oh my god no that's when have you ever i'm not like when have when when have you ever been like oh jay whiz after the sex they do like they play it up i know what happens but really it happens in a very subtle way and then maybe you go like order food you go to sleep no oh my god look she's too busy eating the other grapes that's okay i know what it's like not to be loved so [Applause] this isn't unusual for me it's not a new sensation so i came out there and then i saw matt with his guitar because he did i think you're swell i was like what is going on this is so crazy and then i saw him and then i gave him a look like like an earnest moment between us because we really don't have this very often they gave him like a hug and we neither could hear each other because we had the things and we're like what and then i went up and then you know ari's super chill and she doesn't like move a ton all the time and that's because she's smart yeah yeah i walked out there hopping which is something i make fun of my dad for doing my dad like hops all the time when he dances like dad i'm gonna stop and i walk out there and i start doing this dumb hop thing as if i'm at a children's birthday party in a mascot costume and then i and then i'm like i'm like and then it's just like it never ends who wrote this who wrote this why is this happening what are we doing right now this is so crazy and then she's chilling she's just like it's chill yeah it's calm i'm like so comfortable oh my god first of all when my mouth is moving into the microphone and talking you shut up the 2020 that it's here when is it 2019. oh i made that up was that not right i'm not somebody who wakes up and it's just like the sun is out i'm happy she's definitely no sleeping beauty no and i look ugly when i sleep uh yeah it was um

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Length: 7min 0sec (420 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 02 2020