Living Machines Against The Indomitable Human Spirit | Arma 3

[Music] I retreated oh we're we're oh [ __ ] enemy oh we have one behind us we have one Chas in us do we doing oh no they're stuck in that power PL get in come on get in the helicopter why did youy or you can try hold that know that got everyone you wearing any clothes m m I didn't sign up for this oh we're taking hits holy [ __ ] c s pick about Crush howdy the robots want to kill us again for contact from the last one an AI known as sentient web had started its extermination of the human race in Eastern Europe on the premise of world peace ironically NATO and the Soviet Union managing to stem its flow only for an invasive tunneling system to cause it to reemerge in the Balkans and more specifically Greece so now the Greek military is left to fend off an incursion as a coalition Fleet moves through the Mediterranean with the first to arrive being the British Airborne including the SAS so be prepared for terrible English accents and I apologize also you know one thing that murderous 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Rubik's you'll get an entire 20% off plus free shipping plus the bonus items that's 20% off everything use the code or tails will find you all right thanks for putting up with me I can't thank you enough for some of your time and I hope you enjoy watching us get killed by calculators with legs Elric lightning this man can I shoot Jinx I haven't shot him in like seven months yeah go for it no friendly fire no friendly fire oh what put that down I feel like this is not ergonomic for Pilots to have it is what do you mean Jinx shot me Jinx is dying right now stop shooting Jinx no I what the fck m has the aircraft [ __ ] on it missiles [ __ ] excuse me what' you say what the [ __ ] you just say what' you say the camera we're going to fight robots you should be able need you to come back with guns on this right go [ __ ] survive I jum out right now no [ __ ] oh there he goes no saus I got a I see it h he's hit me engine I'm going down holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that hey the town behind us just exploded you guys here to us no stop rsing hey there's a helicopter oh my God they're de okay thank you be okay they're in the [ __ ] Tree Line south of us light them up you got it I'm pulling back up holy [ __ ] have a gun we got [ __ ] yeah we're helping attention all call signs you have bombers inbound bombers inbound on long range I'm leaving I'm leaving there's bombers coming oh no get out of the vehicle run oh oh my God holy [ __ ] did you see that is that our car back there uh Hey SAS can you help out cus for our Retreat from uh the far Southwest objective we could try we just lost our transportation over at the other one oh [Applause] okay you tell what going on this position I don't know anymore bombs noxy lost all their clothes bombs bomb is seran we falling back oh my oh my and it looks like they don't have M I don't think that ramming the helicopter the best silence that was a kill look at our [ __ ] whip can you please not run over my is that a bomber yeah [ __ ] is that oh no oh no it's coming towards us is that a crossbow yeah I got it in uh damn oh I am God's bravest by plane oh my God to thee I am making our great air Bor L is it possible to cut oh [ __ ] God this battlefield is awful I hate it here oh no hold on hold on everyone out oh how did you survive that H seat belts my plane two helicopters work uh Sean can I get a the king pilot Rockets you with me why don't your soldiers have clothes on S question man oh everybody Point left the parachute from thee quick warning there are two fast movers above the point there are always fast movers will deal with it do not is greatest in all of I believe hey guys we're at the point you on fire there so many oh oh CIO has many sons what do that me get out get out get out CIO delos is being ched by two fast movers delos could use help from Air Support oh my God it you ran right into my machine gun my child Tails where are you dead damn anti wait a second I don't think this is safe is that Cirby oh you're this might be the wrong coordinate I'm warn you now oh no do I have a little seizure going on the Ste from the steam turbine are we being targeted by a missile Mr pilot no no well we're not being targeted by this okay PL weapons uh that's an A10 yeah hold hold hold hold hold hold oh who in the [ __ ] there's a there's a monster on top of that Hill it's just two chain guns oh you're ready to make the best law shot of your your life that might be a near vertical adjustment yeah Lodge hey man Port they're recating at those ports oh okay oh no took up the whole Alleyway I have no room to land command this isar is on the ground and we are moving to retake thee see big eyes my huge eyes bombs oh oh holy [ __ ] all right this is cus finally on the Move May from who is it Fu did you get your shirt who is it is that mocha God damn it wait are you not certified okay oh I'll have you that's what you get wait I'm not out of this oh no enemy car at up finally you're useful I have you know come here no good work guys we got these AI [ __ ] scum on the run I think Rock there out your body damn I'm going to ignore that actual what what do you mean what do you mean is that a is that it launch the torpedo we just dropped the Warhead we got to go to the actual it's leaving it's heading out the Navy's here my [Music] [Music] go [Music]

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Id: tHAhNS3oQIw

Length: 14min 0sec (840 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 24 2023