😭😭😭Black Jesus in the trap! w/ Karlous Miller

because you don't own the rights to that music [Music] so we can't use it and that's stupid because we don't own the rights to the music that means we can't use it well that was stupid then why the [ __ ] they make it i don't want their credit like somebody gonna take it i need to play the song that's why that [ __ ] they make it but put it on the internet and everybody getting paid from the streams so you can't use that [ __ ] if you didn't make it [Laughter] not but burrito you can't use that [ __ ] man stop playing come on man hold up bro turn it down a little bit turn it down a little bit just a little bit more because i want them to hear this player ass [ __ ] i'm about to say welcome back to the 85 south show yeah i told you i told you i was coming back like scoliosis [Laughter] [Applause] now you may look around and say lo who who you guys didn't travel with you today bro i got my real partner in here with me today smoke yours crew in here with me today black jeans in here with me today the [ __ ] from green to her bottom yeah with me today you know me you love them my man swink johnson thank you smoke yours thank you i'm so happy to finally beat this don't act like you ain't been on here bro i couldn't this [ __ ] right now but you gotta be here i ain't been in the trap yet [ __ ] i'm so happy to be in this [ __ ] carlos [ __ ] i'm so happy to be here [ __ ] oh [ __ ] make yourself man what's happening my [ __ ] [Applause] what's happening here it's cold as a [ __ ] atlanta [ __ ] i'm layered up [ __ ] i got a [ __ ] long john's leg warmer than a condom [ __ ] it's cold as [ __ ] bruh you at the house man do you do your [ __ ] thing bro yeah i hate d.c now i'm not here for this [ __ ] but hell the way you kicking it i'm glad they not here clearly you got the [ __ ] you wanted to talk about and discuss man i do man i do what's been up bro how you been surviving this pandemic ass [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i'll spam the cornflakes you know just trying to make my way what my what my california [ __ ] been up to man shout out to the whole smoke yours crew people been hitting me trying to tell me to get you over here i was like [ __ ] there he got to come i'm so happy to be here too i've been trying to get here you know i got you know you know the way baby mama's working [ __ ] it'd be kind of tough you know what i'm saying her back kind of big so you're trying to get past her yeah man i i completely understand because if don't nobody know i know all right [ __ ] see valentine's day and [ __ ] coming up we got some valentine's cards on their ass this year you remember valentine's day in school you get a little bag of [ __ ] valentines from people who you don't even like mm-hmm whole bunch of little candies and [ __ ] yeah yeah i love that [ __ ] yeah the marketing department acted the food on this one that's what's up cause we you know i'm sure it's about love i'm all about love you know what i'm saying this love you know what we said when we made these valentine's cards chico got one over there d.c got one we everybody got one we just said [ __ ] it it's better than nothing a lot of [ __ ] been getting nothing for the moment man look here i [ __ ] with this [ __ ] one time she had to be about 29 years old she said she never got a valentine's gift in her life real would you get it nothing you ain't want to mess up the street i don't want to be the one i can't pop her valentine's cherry word that's kushner on it too yeah cause you was [ __ ] with me earlier that's kush around the [ __ ] [ __ ] was coughing before corona [ __ ] so relax get my guy then they carlos was gonna pull me out quick [ __ ] he got security over he said the crosstalk [ __ ] dragged me out you get two cops in a throat clip this is it well [ __ ] you know there's some good nice premium weeds you smoking with me i appreciate it but that's about the best yeah i love it i knew we was having company i was like you know what brothers and them not here let me at least go get some good weed it's always the best i want to go straight in my living room to my stash because i ain't have to go nowhere to get it i love it i love it when you say it in atlanta i stay in atlanta [ __ ] no man i'm just so happy to be here man this [ __ ] is legendary i'm so proud of your [ __ ] we talk [ __ ] because we're really partners but it's it's an honor for you to be here nate you're the grand theft auto [ __ ] like [ __ ] you know how many times i almost called you when i was like [ __ ] tell me how to beat this [ __ ] them gross street [ __ ] [ __ ] gang turned on me [ __ ] xx right trigger [ __ ] bro you be getting it bro so you on the new [ __ ] when the new [ __ ] come out [ __ ] on six like a [ __ ] man i don't know [ __ ] about that rockstar don't tell me [ __ ] they don't talk to me [ __ ] be asking me all the time my [ __ ] but i don't know is it a real company it was just like three rich ass white boys a little bit of both i just felt like some young ass white dudes with a whole bunch of money like when the new grand theft auto coming out i don't think they're that young but they got a whole bunch of money and [ __ ] yeah they're saying a lot of [ __ ] money i think they they from ireland somewhere you know what i'm saying rich is a [ __ ] call me bro you know what i missed for real though some legendary [ __ ] the super rumble mix show man you just sipping water and haterade money come on man cut that out man don't you know we like fine grapes [Music] there you go ungrateful ass [ __ ] every time like i don't get your attention with just love and kindness [ __ ] gotta come through with yak and herb huh like that my [ __ ] you gotta have a little bt going on some hoes a little booty bouncing my [ __ ] that's the only way to get you [ __ ] attention my [ __ ] yeah that was the precursor to a lot of [ __ ] for me man and i had a lot of fun doing that you know and that's early in the game and you know carlos by now we both haven't done enough [ __ ] where you know we've done it's a lot of [ __ ] [ __ ] done and we'll never see the light of day you know what i'm saying but like at the beginning you'll be kind of hoping like you you like now you got a condition to it it might make it it might not but at first i was hoping super rumble mixture was supposed to be a whole you know tv show joint you know what i'm saying but it didn't work out that way but you know the way it worked out was cool for me so i'm thankful for that how that [ __ ] come about bro cause that led to a lot of other [ __ ] for a lot of other people man that was aaron magruder i got a partner that uh by the name of jason van veen he introduced me to aaron magruder and uh aaron kind of took to you know he thought i was real niggerish and he liked that you know what i'm saying i wonder why he thought that i don't know man oh no i don't know i ain't that [ __ ] so i would dump it on the floor if i was that [ __ ] just the trap no no it's nice you don't watch this [ __ ] dc has done a lot worse this is nice well this is his [ __ ] to do it you know you come over you come over company house you be nice you just don't be coming over there doing [ __ ] right laying all along people smitten i don't expect nothing less though you that type of [ __ ] you gotta do it man i'm saying you put these in shoes right here you come home that's how [ __ ] know they mama got a boyfriend when they see this the blue [ __ ] loaf slices huh what's up with y'all man this [ __ ] is nice i love this man what refrigerator at it's around the corner back there y'all ain't got no real craft services this is really good refrigerator right here [ __ ] [ __ ] what you want there's some water in there give me some of that [ __ ] [ __ ] little parts and [ __ ] go ahead bro i think the lips too big to be over here drink driving yourself my [ __ ] i'm sorry hey pause [Laughter] [ __ ] [Music] what the [ __ ] bruh man we killing man i just [ __ ] love this i'm trying to change my image i just had a birthday you know what i'm saying i just had a birthday man i'm down here celebrating all week that's dope i'm looking for all the cougar clubs you know what i'm talking about go to walmart oh yes i'm looking for walmart home depot lowe's that's what a grown woman behave around here i'm looking for a nice grown carcassoid snow princess no not on this show no i just want some money they don't even watch this [ __ ] they watch this show i promise you they don't i know four of them that do huh you should've just you should've just hollered at them i did you don't like what happened i need fomo what's up with california [ __ ] and white women no you know i just be talking [ __ ] man first of all you know before we go before we go that tangent y'all get on youtube we talking about sling love the buddies you do them nah [ __ ] i just like touching on them sometimes but i love my sisters all my kids is black [ __ ] all of them all of them and all my baby mamas is black all up that's that's real black of you mm-hmm you probably yeah cause you're like you stood on it i'm proud of that [ __ ] i had i have black babies out the tv yeah he did you saw that oh yeah he told that [ __ ] head off [ __ ] that [ __ ] i don't know i don't know cause you remember snoop caught a lot of backlash calling uh mm-hmm but that lady she didn't have to say that [ __ ] that white lady a tag lebron james and did nobody do nothing who gonna protect black men she could have ruined that man's career right there right there all she would have had to do was start crying and lebron james would have been the villain oh that [ __ ] is [ __ ] up man my [ __ ] terms my probation said i can't be within a hundred feet of a crying white woman man what bro i don't want to be nowhere any white women are crying that no cause something's gonna happen that's why you don't make them cry you know what i'm saying you they you don't have to make them cry they crack they just crack and they face their ribs yeah i just wanted everybody to have a good time my birthday what i just look at everybody they look like they're not having fun they're just trying to sell them yeah that's them real white i guess i've been [ __ ] with them fake white and black white [ __ ] see that's you could do that if you the first black dude that she ever messed with but like you [ __ ] around with a white girl and all her boyfriends be black she thinks she know two goddamn and the [ __ ] dangerous mm-hmm i don't like that [ __ ] got the little neck tattoo and [ __ ] i don't like them i don't like you they never seen no white girl that wife housing two in the morning i don't care i don't care this [ __ ] sounds like somebody i don't know what that white lady been through but [ __ ] then ran her ass through them when they got the permanent black lady voice oh she's done by that guy [Music] a cloud in this [ __ ] yeah that's what it's supposed to be you see that smoke yours [ __ ] yeah i am yeah this [ __ ] is cool carlos man i love this [ __ ] i like your little t-shirt i want some of that merch right there i like that bro we got you something like that we got some of your merch yeah that's for you right there that's you right there you know i only wore it once shout out to that [ __ ] the lord yeah my [ __ ] d lord james couldn't be with us today man i told that [ __ ] he was hyped too he missed the flight the [ __ ] teddy ray you already know how this [ __ ] how does [ __ ] d lure gonna miss the flight man he gonna act like he don't know what that is thousand dollars he was hot he was and thought that it was at another time and it really would that's my [ __ ] though teddy too teddy was supposed to be here man i talked to him all the way he said what's up i [ __ ] with that next bro that [ __ ] had a clip so goddamn funny it's so funny i'm gonna send it to joe so he can put that [ __ ] in the in this episode cause [ __ ] that one i posted on twitter where the [ __ ] was like god why you give me this accent excellent lord why am i back why lord why these titties said the way they said he said cause that's how i made you now go hit the streets and be happy not go in them streets and be happy teddy's a [ __ ] genius [ __ ] bro that [ __ ] is hilarious as [ __ ] i just did a skit i just did a short film with him coming out on valentine's day i don't know when it's coming out but y'all make sure y'all look for this short film because she keeps scratching wow star myself teddy ray and daphne springs you know what i'm saying how long is the movie it's the most it's a short it's a short it's a film short [ __ ] we use in technical terms for real yes send me the links yeah i'm gonna send you the link i'm gonna put it on i'll make sure ryan have it you know what i'm saying i'm gonna send it to you you know i'm telling them i'll text you the other day and then you hear me back you're alive you're gonna stop lying on me too i'm gonna show it to you off camera [Music] i'm still gonna say you lying i'm still gonna you think i'm gonna give up on my life i am i am i'm a [ __ ] i've gotten myself out of them i'm lying i can definitely convince you i am lying you see the type of hell mirrors i've pulled off i am lying i just want to spit some [ __ ] right now yeah jay you know sometimes [ __ ] be wanting to do that just just pop some [ __ ] let's just read some [ __ ] that's been happening in the world what's happening well the first [ __ ] you know lebron he got into it with the white lady shout out to lebron james stay strong black man don't never let nobody talk you out of your position hey man i ain't gonna say his name but the old president all his lawyers quit on this new impeachment trail that can't be good lock his ass up tom brady going back to the super bowl who you got chiefs of the bucks the one that wins the chiefs of the bucks the titans the chiefs of the bucks the titans the bucks of the chiefs the titans for the buck the titans the tennessee tennessee titans all right bet this lady is doing some phenomenal things in the state of georgia miss stacy abrams is nominated for a nobel peace prize for saving america from old news second term we just lost hank aaron we got to say that because we in atlanta you know he a legend you know the hammer larry king gets out of there yeah i don't know shout out to ladder king they're flattening them texting me right though see what they talking about ryan you're in the group chat damn i don't even want to say it rest in peace to screech oh yeah i saw that goddamn screech man cash for some [ __ ] yeah man goddamn screech out of here man god damn he was so young damn screech he showed his ass on vh1 no he literally had a porno where he had the girl eating his ass y'all remember me got in trouble for that don't act like i'm he did yeah i remember i remember but i said don't google it but it's true don't google it i ain't see that [ __ ] nah cuz i remember it was on tmz and all that [ __ ] and they brought it up on the on the vh1 show when him and the black dude got into goddamn vince young got the job he got hired at texas university man hey yeah he got rehab well you know what [ __ ] ain't been five before look at me i've been fired before i bounced back everybody deserves a second chance now it's their third chance they were gonna say [ __ ] you off [ __ ] now you get one more you get one chance to [ __ ] up bro this is news plaz took his gold out shout out to class he [ __ ] with this show i didn't know he [ __ ] with this show until we had a show with him and i walked in and the [ __ ] was already laughing i thought he'd just be doing that [ __ ] on instagram everybody [ __ ] the show everybody [ __ ] with the show who you seen [ __ ] with everybody you know who i'm trying to get to watch it morgan freeman you probably do i [ __ ] with morgan i think morgan is trailer enough to watch this [ __ ] you know he's a worldly ass actor man he's been he got to know this kind of [ __ ] so when he comes got to do the role he got to know this kind of [ __ ] i feel like he might have seen it because he did he did some uh some skits on 21 savage album so oh yeah he might he might have caught one in two episodes he did some skits on twenty one savage yeah he narrated twenty one damn twenty one you know who else i wanna i wanna start um who i want to start watching this show rihanna you know rihanna watched this show [ __ ] you think so come on man the bad girl riri yeah that's who i wanted to watch that girl watch she watch this [ __ ] i know she do really really carlos on the ds who else got to see this [ __ ] bobby brown you know come on bobby bobby this is the trilogy show on earth and bobby's one of the trailers [ __ ] alright he had that man come on man at least the dallas austin john bobby subscribe come on he know it you think o.j simpson's saying this [ __ ] tell the truth bro don't lie to me o.j probably watched it once but like no i don't like that i don't like them guys i could see that happening i could see that they probably watched this [ __ ] like i'm cool everybody watch this [ __ ] bro everybody watch this [ __ ] if you're watching this [ __ ] right now tell them everybody watch this everybody watch this [ __ ] it's crazy how many people watch this [ __ ] look this is amazing man bro talking i'm so [ __ ] proud of y'all back on my ears used to the temperature my little feet is a little tingling this [ __ ] let me put my [ __ ] back up right it's cold man these [ __ ] gotta do that's it that's how you know it's time for [ __ ] to go [ __ ] hands is frozen bro [ __ ] don't want to put the heat on you want [ __ ] to leave and [ __ ] bro you look like you about to pay a whole goddamn property tax man look here you just looking like statesman now man i'm an elder state who made you wear this [ __ ] huh who are you down here trying to impress [ __ ] ain't nobody ever pressing myself [ __ ] i'm a real player well you real clear out here man when you read the comments they gonna be on youtube hey man they [ __ ] with me man when you read the comments don't worry about it man just know i'm a slap [ __ ] something like a pimp you know what i'm talking about i'm sliding through you know that went like a haircut thank god he said i'm a slap something like a pencil you know what i'm talking about you see the stakes he's looking shined up and chambers [ __ ] oh man you know what i'm talking about starting up the champions league put a zoom in right there [ __ ] for the little [ __ ] that's where you at slinky in life yeah you want [ __ ] to see your states that happen yeah yeah you know we all go through stages you know what i'm saying that's why that's where i am in my journey little [ __ ] you know what i'm talking about so when you smell that bucket of chicken on the table don't even trip you know what i'm talking about my [ __ ] do a good deal on the young [ __ ] yes man in some states and some stacy's [ __ ] one more time [ __ ] it joe joe i need a zoom bruh get it together and zoom so these young [ __ ] can see what they got to look forward to this is how you flex when you groom see that on your church with the shine [ __ ] with the shine [ __ ] with the shine [ __ ] come through come back come over your house and flambe some [ __ ] [ __ ] good [ __ ] you know what i'm talking about i ain't no young [ __ ] no more man i know let me see that lighter i know i'm trying to chill and be reserved man let me dress my little groove right here you loving it it's like your birthday just passed so this is your first year out there like officially like out there like officially i just officially just took my first gas station pill you know what i'm talking about i'm like [ __ ] it [ __ ] i'm like [ __ ] it you gotta embrace where you at in life man because i know a whole bunch of [ __ ] they make it to this point you know what i'm talking about hell yeah hell yeah [ __ ] so i'm feeling stupendous you know split difference around this [ __ ] [ __ ] difference yeah man you know what i'm saying i've been doing this [ __ ] for a long time carlos but when you put that [ __ ] on you do you look indigenous to the soil right now man look here man i've been doing this man master of the west african monkey spank technique five-time wild cheater submission hole champion [ __ ] [ __ ] raw [ __ ] ordained minister [ __ ] come on yo i'm saying i've been doing this [ __ ] [ __ ] i know the employee of the months i seen you when you did some of that [ __ ] five-time baby daddy championship winner [ __ ] i got five rings [ __ ] damn five trophies [ __ ] i'm trying to tell these little [ __ ] man one day y'all grow up and be like me man you know what i'm saying learn how to poach your egg or something make a [ __ ] happy you know what i'm saying you poaching eggs for me i gotta i still smoke in the same one eric smoke yours fools i am don't worry about it this is yours right here [ __ ] smoked man i am smoke the wheat that's the house weed ain't no mine in yours is that now the houseweedy you said it's yours cause you went man i'm not i'm not it makes a difference when i'm smoking yours i need to write it on the list carlos i need to know who's i smoke you smoking in care of carlos miller right now brian is this your [ __ ] no his [ __ ] trash truck and a [ __ ] had a little soap in the back i don't know what they'd do like you trying to keep this [ __ ] fresh or something whatever i love it man and that's just how we live like a lot of people be checking the podcast out but they don't know who the podcast is for this podcast right here for all the faithful men out here who got one woman but you want two more that's all you want like you not about to cheat on your labor you just want two more [ __ ] and there's nothing wrong with that in your heart in your mind so i've been told you know ain't nothing wrong with desire nothing ain't nothing wrong with it he gotta get that lust out of his heart that [Music] god put that in the ten commandments don't be looking at your neighbor white because god knew that if you were successful like you're supposed to be chances are your neighbor gonna have a bad [ __ ] too do you think it's too many bad [ __ ] at this point in time in history no sir no sorry because i was thinking about this [ __ ] the other day women look better than they have ever looked in the history of mankind at this point in time right now you ever thought about that these are not the same women your granddaddy was chasing me ain't no such thing as really no ugly women no more you see an ugly woman you kind of want a highlighter because she's so rare like like a collectible pokemon like ain't nobody gonna believe was that mongozor what if we what if it's like what if we get desensitized to pretty women and the thing is gonna be having an ugly chick cause ugly chicks don't look like nobody like to order to look good you got to kind of like oh she look like such and such but if you get something original just like is she ugly or undiscovered don't be thinking about this kind of [ __ ] it's just me and this ain't even directed at nothing these just thoughts i'd be having in my mind like ain't nobody gonna understand these because if you think about how life worked right it's really 50 50. it's 50 of the [ __ ] who ain't never gonna [ __ ] with you anyway but then it's 50 percent of some [ __ ] who gonna [ __ ] with you anyway that's crazy we'd be so worried about the people who never gonna [ __ ] with us in any way that would be forgetting about the [ __ ] who we the [ __ ] too bro we the [ __ ] to somebody i'm tell i'm a [ __ ] crash so well don't tell me if i was in the city she [ __ ] tonight because she liked me not because i took her out to dinner it's because she heard this [ __ ] and liked me like that's my type of [ __ ] and she don't even know me that's why we go to these shows they black i love you i be like what does that mean does that mean like i can drive your car tonight or do that mean like you just a fan of this work because that's two different things love you can take love outside and do some [ __ ] with it like it's just in the room for the moment right it's too deep for these things they ain't high enough i'm high as [ __ ] why you ain't i'm hot as [ __ ] right now bro you told me you was gonna smoke this [ __ ] out i'm still gonna smoke well i'm high as [ __ ] right now come on bro i'm gonna smoke i just got to make sure it's gone cause it ain't weak it ain't legal here yet is it yeah it is it ain't illegal you know what they do now when they find where you're like man uh hey put that [ __ ] up i don't know i haven't encountered i mean i don't want to i don't i don't either whatever them officers got going on they need to keep that going on because it don't involve me the [ __ ] the [ __ ] pulled us over in mississippi i don't know nothing about this opportunity as far as well mississippi [ __ ] pulled me over in union county mississippi that's right the past world forum that's countertop them [ __ ] pulled us over [ __ ] i thought they was going to take us straight to the plantation they probably wouldn't [ __ ] there they found the weed yes they found the weed and took the weed and just just let us go they jacked us for the wii i believe it i thought this would have taken us down 40 years they would have gave you about 40 years ago i thought that was it we got the craziest laws bruh i'm just getting all that [ __ ] that's why i'd be nice that's why i wear this kind of [ __ ] so i can be cool i don't think that's going to get you out of there no trouble i think it will sometimes but when you put some hard bottoms on [ __ ] do got to talk to you there yeah you know just a little bit yeah yeah i'm sorry that's what you want sometimes you know what i'm saying y'all [ __ ] put this on one more time so these [ __ ] can see no real [ __ ] though you do look like you about to buy a plot of land zoom in that [ __ ] and look little [ __ ] look little [ __ ] if you look close you can see yourself one day you can be like me sling look like you're gonna break some horses after that you know what i'm saying you just gotta be cool you know what i'm saying at least i'd rather look like i'm about to break some horses than break into somebody's house you know what i'm talking about i'm going up in that [ __ ] i ain't got the patience to steal no me neither i'm picking i'm too picky to steal for some [ __ ] i don't wanna know you want me no [ __ ] that's another [ __ ] yeah that's some [ __ ] right there [ __ ] give me some stasis outside out of mine come on [ __ ] this [ __ ] is right hey you got some there's some cool ass houseweed to be honest i was talking [ __ ] about it this [ __ ] but this [ __ ] kind of got me like real right i'm high as [ __ ] you know what i'm saying i'm stuck it's cool you know what i'm saying right it's right and i appreciate you giving it up like that cause a lot of people be coming over here and they'd be like man what is this and i'm like [ __ ] y'all just just don't have the right connections in the right places to just really have that weed that do what we supposed to do it's like a cool little goulash you know what i'm saying at first at first hit it ain't it ain't you know it wasn't very little tasty to me however you know how i continue to smoke you know what i'm saying however yes however you know it does the job very effectively you know what i'm talking about my carnivorosity's bubbling at an all-time high my [ __ ] is redlining you know what i'm saying come on man my [ __ ] is redlining a little bit and this [ __ ] is good you know what i'm saying my signal is going in and out but you know it's going to start evening out in a minute so just give me a second to even this [ __ ] signal out because this weed is where it's at right here i'm really [ __ ] with this man you know what i'm saying but every time we get together we get high as [ __ ] and talk about the good times [Music] it'd be that it'd be cali weed this i don't know what this [ __ ] is right here [ __ ] this one you think we don't got cali weed in there this mother [ __ ] i know y'all got callie weed but this mother [ __ ] like this [ __ ] got grits in it or something yeah you got a [ __ ] [Music] you know what i'm saying i'll leave you i'll be like i don't smoke no more yeah man ain't nothing gonna hit like that [ __ ] i mean it's cool i don't usually go for pre-rolls and [ __ ] man to be honest with you but if you're gonna give them to me i'm gonna take them but this [ __ ] this [ __ ] is all right they gotta [ __ ] with this you know as founder and president of the smoke yours crew yeah i get an 85 south show to stand for approval you know what i'm saying [Applause] i'll make sure you know you know we're on behalf of the 85 south shore and all our affiliates link you know we we humbly accept that you know 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co promo code 85 stuff man what was it like having your own show man that [ __ ] is out this [ __ ] was outstanding i'm gonna say is cause the white folks ain't told me it was over okay you know what i'm saying hopefully they hit your boy back but this [ __ ] is outstanding you know what i'm saying i you know me or like most of us i don't know i just feel like doing the show was like a dream come true and then august 7th came and the [ __ ] about to come on tv and i'm just thinking like watch this [ __ ] though come on watch these white folks pull the plug but then [ __ ] came home man and it was they wanted me to be the crackheads it was [ __ ] amazing it was like those can you be a crackhead i was like i am above it they did that's [ __ ] up i wish there was no i mean i would have did it but it wouldn't have been believable [ __ ] don't believe a [ __ ] this handsomeness cracker here that just looks stupid right you two fly for that i know i'm too far talking about black jesus did you catch any help i mean you know people don't play that [ __ ] but then nobody come see me it's cool anybody you know writing the letters to me and say no [ __ ] ain't nobody gonna walk up to you [ __ ] you're like sick sick well you know even with their head on ain't nobody just going who gonna walk up to a [ __ ] 6-6 with stacy adams on man you'd be surprised man you'd be surprised man these little [ __ ] be buck you know what i'm saying the white boys you know you know whoever passionate about they point they be buck walk up and [ __ ] chest all poked out [ __ ] four foot seven [ __ ] what's up [ __ ] anybody you know what i'm saying so you know i just be trying to be cool man you know what i'm saying right i you know [ __ ] will be like you big and you know always be using my height you know i'd be thinking of it like this you know if men are dogs you know what i'm saying i'm a great name whenever you heard a great dane be vicious [ __ ] marmaduke [ __ ] be chilling [ __ ] you know what i'm saying you marmaduke marmaduke i'm marmaduke [ __ ] [ __ ] scooby doo i'll be chilling [ __ ] you all right man it's cool man you don't say it i just look i learned to chill out man it's good man you know what i'm saying you all right i'm good man i totally chilling my dad himself that's all this [ __ ] that's what i'm talking about man i'm gonna take my shoes off again as soon as my feet get warm though it's just [ __ ] here he just he opened that [ __ ] up and you know i opened it up yeah it's it's not that it's cold in here it's just that [ __ ] stove it's about that time of night this is what people don't realize brad at a certain time of night in atlanta it just attempts to just drop all of a sudden and just some strange ass place [ __ ] people think this is the south but i don't know it's not it's the south but it's the southeast and then it'll just be so much strange [ __ ] happening it might [ __ ] around and be 80 degrees tomorrow [ __ ] then it might rain for two weeks [ __ ] right now [ __ ] cold as [ __ ] now do nothing right nothing and that's what it's been doing this whole time it'll be cold as [ __ ] get hot for three days rain for two weeks same [ __ ] over and over again man that's some [ __ ] man that is some [ __ ] i'm glad we got some cool accommodations otherwise i'll be crying and [ __ ] cause it's cold as [ __ ] that wind come by whip whisping hard as a [ __ ] [ __ ] shaking the whole building whispering whispering [ __ ] you gotta say whispen you gotta enunciate for these [ __ ] whispering whispering see you doing all the shoulder [ __ ] i said whisper with spit it's whispering we still got to make it a little niggerish for [ __ ] yeah you said eating rca enunciate but you still gotta add a little nigurosity to it you know what i'm saying that's what help a [ __ ] win that's what helped me win nigerosity yes is that like the [ __ ] version of [ __ ] generosity you know a little bit perhaps [ __ ] niggerosity that's kind of like when the wave man gave you a little bit extra yeah it's a little niggerosity you know what i'm saying a little [ __ ] generosity get that [ __ ] you know what i'm saying you gotta put a little [ __ ] rossity on it you know what i'm saying so what if you're going through a phase of changing it would that be like a [ __ ] otis or like a [ __ ] like a what would that be if you're going through a phase of changing like what like a [ __ ] metamorphosis oh it'll be like a like a would that be an agoraphobia it's like a [ __ ] synthesis [ __ ] synthesis yeah you know what i'm saying you know you just you just change and you know it [ __ ] change like wait wait so let me ask you this are there synthetic [ __ ] oh yes indeed ooh yes indeed that's a lot of them it's an authentic it's a lot and then it's synthetic it's it's a lot it's it's more authentic but it's quite a few synthetic [ __ ] sliding within the ranks that need to be weeded out give me an example of a synthetic ass [ __ ] from a [ __ ] with some stasis on that's a hit different okay everything you say damn near believable you got the ball okay you know i'm in the process of writing the handbook right now so some of this information i may disclose you know what i'm saying may not be suitable for some viewers that's what you're getting at but you know we tell them at the beginning of this show anyway this show your discretion is advised all right some of these synthetic [ __ ] man i tell you man some of these [ __ ] man fashion is fashion man but i'm tired of seeing you [ __ ] man cavs man it's hard to see any [ __ ] jeans painting on man if you ain't your [ __ ] [ __ ] jeans is too tight man too tight this one thing is be slim it's another thing to be tight [ __ ] look like negro superheroes man [ __ ] ain't supposed to see the [ __ ] contour of your cap number on some real [ __ ] when i see them digging with them i move out the way because any [ __ ] who got enough nerve to do some [ __ ] like that don't give a [ __ ] about nothing i got going on them [ __ ] will take you you just don't know they got more to prove these [ __ ] right here man i'm saying man look here ladies if you and your [ __ ] about to have sex and you peeling your jeans off and that [ __ ] peeling her heads off too who's the real [ __ ] just ask yourself that question you know what i'm saying oh i'm like i've seen some synthetic [ __ ] doing [ __ ] like they'd be out here trying to be best friends with the hoes and [ __ ] um yeah that's that's a that's a very very very common trait oh play brother ass oh i hate the [ __ ] i hate them [ __ ] i hate them [ __ ] man i hate you [ __ ] i see you [ __ ] just poison in the holes with this [ __ ] no man i got put money back on your [ __ ] is poison in the halls with this friend [ __ ] [ __ ] so when the [ __ ] when the [ __ ] run across a [ __ ] like a 85 south show viewer or a smoke yours affiliate she got it [ __ ] up cause she been [ __ ] with [ __ ] like you look here [ __ ] [ __ ] not your friend stop i'm just saying man that's some [ __ ] man can you even say that type of [ __ ] anymore cause they got so many when you wear spaces you could do that's why i asked you you them young [ __ ] they can't talk that [ __ ] cuz they shoe game off no they shoot game nice i'll give them that but they off you know they ain't they they just not there yet but they you know they gave me they got some nice game they got well i'll take that back man what's up with them orthopedic soul looking shoes and [ __ ] i hate their [ __ ] shoes them [ __ ] looking like [ __ ] they're more like just sliding them and [ __ ] and they just wrap around the [ __ ] ankle and [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] them big ass shoes look like superheroes with some tight-ass pants big-ass shoes big-ass shoes big-ass souls and [ __ ] they wear platforms man these [ __ ] just grew up different bro i don't think they mean no harm they're just from a different environment i don't think they mean no harm either man but you know i be hearing [ __ ] always talking about the og's need to come back it ain't the og's fault it's the daddies they could go home and take care of these kids [ __ ] these [ __ ] is [ __ ] up these [ __ ] is doing music videos and [ __ ] in the kitchen of a condo strapped with a gang of guns shirtless and dancing around in the circle 20 [ __ ] and not a whole site that's because they responded to 20 [ __ ] who said something about all 20 of them how do you got 20 [ __ ] gathering that's what they don't they on the ins they trying to they're like on the first level of the game they got to get in the game first you know how hard it is to get a lot of hoes what hoes gonna show up with 20 [ __ ] you wouldn't even feel right trying to bring some hoes around 20 [ __ ] i wouldn't bring no hoes around no [ __ ] why you around 20 [ __ ] look i'm doing the mentoring program man hit my [ __ ] man slinkjohnson.com man just send me a picture of your mama at 50 dollars goddamn what did what they got you pandering no no you pandering i'm just saying i'm just trying to help the youth you know what i'm saying these little [ __ ] you're gonna start with the mamas yeah you know i just you know we gotta i gotta you gotta start it's an interview process okay the interview process bruh stop playing cause a lot of mamas watch this show and they're gonna definitely hit you what do you know about helping with them kids zoom in on slices get them soon you letting her know you ready [Music] hey man welcome back to the 85th south show [Applause] i'm in this [ __ ] live with your auntie boyfriend slink in this [ __ ] what's happening player the cold as heck man you can't be matched black jesus hey man you know what i'm saying thank you very much carlos i don't know man i'm just i'm feeling some kind of way right now man what kind of way you i mean i'm feeling i'm feeling awestruck man i'm in [ __ ] 85 south man i'm in the trap [ __ ] this is the trap this is the trap of all traps this is the trap of all traffic and this [ __ ] you know [ __ ] this is like this is like the tonight show for real [ __ ] man this yeah but if they watch it the next day it'll be like the last night show or the today show if they watching it in the morning bro you know what i'm saying so i need me to show they come on at three in the morning guess what i want to call it the [ __ ] is you doing i want to be a guest and it'll just be me at the house the [ __ ] you can do at three in the morning at your house hey what's up y'all i went to sleep earlier so um look we're just about to go through the house looking for [ __ ] that we found that we ain't seen since we moved in this [ __ ] hey [ __ ] that [ __ ] hit too i know that [ __ ] here you ever find yourself doing some dumb ass [ __ ] at 3 4 in the morning cleaning that refrigerator and you look out the window the sun up like [ __ ] yes [ __ ] sweeping i'm cleaning out the [ __ ] fireplace and [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm doing man just high up insomnia and [ __ ] worried about that [ __ ] [ __ ] get out of my mind [Laughter] oh [ __ ] leave me alone [Music] already man these [ __ ] man i swear to god now one time i heard a woman out she called and i was like i was asleep she was like don't nobody sleep that [ __ ] long i was like what type of stupid ass [ __ ] is that you don't know what made me tired or not inconsiderate they don't care nothing nothing about that [ __ ] this little [ __ ] it's only 24 hours in a day that's what i'm trying to tell you [ __ ] always won't demand another [ __ ] it's only 24 hours of the day you feel me look here it's eight hours you want a [ __ ] that's responsible and the [ __ ] to take care of business he gonna work eight hours a day [ __ ] he need eight hours to sleep [ __ ] so that's sixteen he got only eight hours left [ __ ] you know a good faithful black man god fearing black men got to go to church and worship god [ __ ] he needed at least two hours out that ain't to do that and he love and respect his mother so goddamn much that he gotta devote two hours out of this day to go make sure his mama got everything that she needs because he is the one that holds his family down that leaves him only four hours and out of them four hours it is imperative that that brother gets to fellowship with his partners in the trap and do real [ __ ] [ __ ] you understand what i'm saying you don't [ __ ] you [ __ ] are so selfish what's wrong i gave you that hour what's wrong with that what the [ __ ] is wrong with that that real spirit then came to him i'm talking about a real ass spirit [ __ ] that they're so inconsiderate man inconsiderate look man my heart they demand so much of your life look here [ __ ] i'm doing the best i can i'm doing the best i can't believe this shit's so real that the ashley brothers had to write a song about it you remember that [ __ ] didn't even waste no time on the loose soon as the beat came on that [ __ ] i got a job baby i got one let that [ __ ] live you're gonna have to get used to me coming home a little late [ __ ] look he's a good black man brad's so hard to be it's so hard to just you know they just don't even know what the pitfalls when they out here sitting for black men as a black man man you got to understand when you got pregnant you know how many [ __ ] hearts i had to break oh my god why you bringing that up that's what's horrible bro it took me a long time to work through that you know how many people i'm talking about i was at the height of my whoredom i was pulling winners lawyers doctors women with exotic sports cars cheetahs squirters edges deep throaters women who asked for it in the booty i'm talking about ask for it they like possibly required it they required it strippers gymnasts dance instructors independent business owners a [ __ ] beautician that made over fifty thousand dollars a month lord have mercy and you're gonna bring that up in the trap now i'm just saying i'm just trying to keep it right off my heart that's the thing man that should be the name of my memoirs deep at the height of my whoredom that's a delicate time in a man's life i'm talking about when you got a whole goddamn a team of winners that's a delicate time in a man's life right you know what i'm talking about you don't owe nobody nothing that's what teaches a man you know responsibility responsibility and dedication you know what i'm saying priorities the priorities here you know you got to learn right because you have to be smart enough to actually know how to put this rotation together and unfortunately some of these businesses collateral damage wow some of these [ __ ] you should have never been [ __ ] with anyway but sometimes we ignore the red flags and you just got to offer ministry sometimes you just got to offer some ministry you know what i'm saying she you know she might be a lost soul you know what she said sometimes she's just sometimes sometimes just a little boy in a row it might be just be a bump in the road and it's all worth it because you know how much you might do for her life i'm telling you something she might work how much you do for her life a lot it's a lot what the [ __ ] hey is that is that is that a white honda no we got this still though i thought about my baby mama's out there she might beat her [ __ ] got a big ass back my [ __ ] you love her though i do she's good people she's good people she makes soup mm-hmm and the little beans in the city little garbanzo beans i'm like [ __ ] what you doing [ __ ] you little delicacies and [ __ ] that's what you were doing i saw how you lit up when you brought up yeah you know trying to get back with her yeah you know what i'm saying you know how did it go just started winning it was it was cool till i started having the spit start the [ __ ] it wasn't no good oh that's how i know she lost the feeling when you got a sweat started when you when you got a spit started she lost the feeling you know sir yeah you know ladies you know you like that [ __ ] you know what i'm saying that [ __ ] is wet it's ready all the time when as soon as he calls you and you know what that [ __ ] [ __ ] is moist you don't talk about that [ __ ] nice and just soggy and [ __ ] you know what i'm talking about after you don't like that [ __ ] no more you know that [ __ ] is sandpaper trying to slide a penile up in that [ __ ] all right like just back up i can't believe you came up here and brought up all these traumatic ass memories see when you've been through a lot you know what i'm saying life has been troubling you know what i'm saying you've been through look that's one part able to just recognize you know what i'm saying i've i've come i've embraced my pain that's one part of the [ __ ] game that [ __ ] don't ever speak on we all didn't have some plus they have to shame like you no more mm-hmm that [ __ ] they cover that [ __ ] don't even feel the same that old hunt take it as [ __ ] business laying there looking at you [Music] trying to make you feel like mister from color perfect [Applause] punk ass [ __ ] trying to get tripped you and [ __ ] that [ __ ] is that is terrible make you just want to put your dick up never mind feels like anger and you know what the [ __ ] don't understand like that's what hurt you know what i'm saying it ain't so much that the [ __ ] is [ __ ] up it's the fact that you don't love me no more you expressing it through the [ __ ] oh my god you know what i'm saying oh my god this thing is good this guy's [ __ ] really good no listen kid you got a gift you got a real gift oh when you said that last [ __ ] you [ __ ] said you [ __ ] said that [ __ ] [ __ ] that's real life that's real life man oh you don't love me no more and you're expressing it through the [ __ ] i've never heard words so [ __ ] beautiful i i've never i've never had words listen i never had words touch me in a way that when you said that [ __ ] that you [ __ ] said oh my [ __ ] god who is this guy they call you black jesus for a reason you know how when you used to hit that [ __ ] when you first started that [ __ ] was like wow you'll lead a dice game for that [ __ ] you're gone you up and [ __ ] like i'm up 1800 i told that [ __ ] honestly to be there at nine you there that [ __ ] was wet you know what i'm saying two three you want me to ladies this is how you know you was at the height of your [ __ ] if your [ __ ] go get you some food and bring you back in the [ __ ] still hot that ain't none of your fries missing [ __ ] ain't bit off nothing [ __ ] bring you back some warm ass food this [ __ ] love you [ __ ] you should just be glad that [ __ ] bringing you something to eat see i'm here i can i want to be able to i want to be able to articulate a real nigga's love i don't think these [ __ ] understand how real before you even get to that point i got to have you speak on what you said she expressing how much she don't love you through the [ __ ] through the [ __ ] that [ __ ] used to be niagara falls that [ __ ] used to be a slip and slide [ __ ] that [ __ ] was great [ __ ] nice just like skating rings now this [ __ ] is like a [ __ ] sand paper [ __ ] this is like the inside of sandpaper inside the toilet paper rolling both of y'all when they hurt both of y'all hurt both of y'all that [ __ ] is nice as [ __ ] [ __ ] you gotta stop doing that that's some buster ass [ __ ] damn you know what i'm saying it doesn't like feeling like don't nobody love you as soon as you get that like that feeling of on being unwanted about them right there it's supposed to be inviting like your grandma house it's supposed to be like you back experience supposed to be a safe haven for you and your feelings right you know what i'm saying especially your feelings especially when i'm in there skating with you you know i'm exchanging bodily fluids with you [ __ ] i'm giving you my essence [ __ ] this is for you you know what i'm talking about that's why i think [ __ ] be [ __ ] up when they always we got to stop this term give me some [ __ ] what are you what you mean give me some [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm giving you some dick do you understand what's going on right now i'm you are the recipient of greatness this is the power staff of life mitch i'm importing the power inside you you just made me change my whole train of thought once again i will no longer say give me some [ __ ] you know what i'm gonna start telling her give us some [ __ ] cause you gonna get some too you gonna get some too you gonna let's have an experience between each other because this is again this is a come on man we gotta stop all this look [ __ ] i'm giving you something and i'm giving you my time you know i pray don't forget come on i already divided it up i already know how i'm gonna do it i can't do it in my voice though don't be like ma'am i would like to exchange some dick for some of that puzzle please i have dick for exchange would you like to make a deal with me i'll trade you 30 minutes of dick for 60 minutes of [ __ ] this you got to know cause i got to come back i got [ __ ] two times i'm coming back you got to know it and if you and and if you [ __ ] with a real [ __ ] and pardon me when i say [ __ ] don't come on you'll miss me without the lep it'll be cool if he wasn't calling us [ __ ] business most endearingly you all love it if that [ __ ] call you [ __ ] so let's take it that i'm the right [ __ ] right now [ __ ] wow you know what i'm talking about so look here y'all but i feel like if you're saying [ __ ] you s i feel like you're talking to a specific type of person who only gonna hear it like like they've been told before yes like this is you saying that because they know it but they're just not applying it and they've you've already said it in a place of love now you got to talk to them in a language that they will understand you got to know man stop acting like that man you got to understand that you're receiving greatness from real [ __ ] you're sliding through you know what i'm saying sometimes i be trying to hold my greatness away from you you have to see it too you ever have the people out first and be like they don't deserve it they're not worthy they're not worthy that's what i wanted to tell they see you don't get none of this greatness i want to tell these dudes the uh popular truth man i'm going to tell you the unpopular truth you go here you go with some of that greatness man these [ __ ] don't deserve it man you got to understand these [ __ ] ain't worthy of your time bro oh they don't deserve for some of these [ __ ] how many times have you [ __ ] with the wrong person oh man i don't have a calculator with enough gigabytes but do you understand that's the parallel of the universe some of these people that we end up dealing with was never supposed to come into our realm of possibility just think about if you were to shut the [ __ ] up exactly so don't [ __ ] with that [ __ ] man save yourself because she's not worthy does she have some money what does she work you know how everybody have weird little triggers and [ __ ] as soon as the [ __ ] tell me they like me i started investigating what the [ __ ] they doing you like me yeah why you like me [ __ ] you know [ __ ] man let me see what you got going on like what the [ __ ] did you grow up was any power lines in your yard i'm just i'm just trying to tell these big uh these people aren't popular truth man do you think women with little feet are sneaky hell yeah hell yeah because they knew that [ __ ] they cover a whole lot of space fast and [ __ ] you know next thing you know your wallet gone and [ __ ] you watch ain't on the counter no more sneaky little [ __ ] talk to them i want my chain back [ __ ] what would you tell a [ __ ] who just found out he ain't the only [ __ ] because these young [ __ ] be hurt behind that since you got stacey adams on i feel like it's more believable hey man you gotta know man look i already know but i want to hear from you i'm telling you man you dressed apart look man my mama told me man woman the woman i love men and women you know women are more low down to men so you got to know that man she said that for real yeah she said that for real man so you know these [ __ ] are sneaky man you know you got to know that dude these businesses a lot to the end because if they wouldn't man maurice pogbas wouldn't be a hit [ __ ] you know what i think it's cold if your girl cheated on you and she don't have no car that means she cheating with a [ __ ] with a car or she cheating with the [ __ ] she love a whole lot to ride the bus with nope she can't she'll catch a rat to cheat on you you know you she make some other [ __ ] she would actually pay somebody to take her over there that's why you guys stop [ __ ] with them cousins and [ __ ] because they know what that's like your cousins know man them cousins know she's sucking that [ __ ] dick they be smiling in your face hey what's up ronda oh no [ __ ] get out my face maybe you have yours [ __ ] that's [ __ ] up how you let your home girl do me damn rusty ass [ __ ] damn you've been hurt i've been hurt man so look ladies have dollar signs johnson if you live with your girl and it's her house and you find out she cheating before you confront her just ask yourself is this worth being homeless over is it some of these [ __ ] need shelter so they'll take this she's already providing shelter and you got the nerve to be trying to catch somebody cheating this episode is sponsored by blue chew now listen here mate i ain't gonna sit here alone talk you bruh if if you like to make a little lady for a long long time this is where you need to go blue chew brings you the first chewable with the same fda approved active ingredients as viagra and cialis i'm telling you man blueshoe.com use the promo code 85 south so you can get your shipment for free all you got to do is pay the shipping that's like five dollars yeah 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__ ] you gotta go now you're gonna [ __ ] up your whole housing situation when you could have just kept being stupid do we have kids there a lot of them don't oh a lot of [ __ ] kids don't never be they need to be raising other [ __ ] kids they do yeah [ __ ] raise other [ __ ] kids better than their own kids i don't know if these [ __ ] just trading kids or what but what if you meet a girl and she already got some kids and you like them kids more than your kids you think that's the case won't nobody say this [ __ ] won't nobody say it that's [ __ ] up because if you what if a [ __ ] really just went over there and them kids was loving him like they real dad good night daddy we love you that's coming around forget them ain't your damn kids that's kind of hard right there that's kind of hard these kids look like i'm not saying this about nobody personally i'm just saying what if that's what i have to do as the moderator oh that's hard man what one of them kids was waiting on they step daddy what if the step kids treated that man as they real daddy and he had a better environment to thrive as a father all right on some real [ __ ] [ __ ] especially if they're around the same age on some real [ __ ] [ __ ] you got to find a way to integrate your kids [ __ ] if you don't integrate your kids [ __ ] you fart yeah that's the right solution that is do you know how many [ __ ] have been beat up by their kids [ __ ] 16 year old son six seven that knocked his ass out that's what's [ __ ] up and they act like he supposed to just that's why i'm telling these [ __ ] go back man you gotta get back with these kids man these [ __ ] wearing these man bags bro they gotta stay the whole time bro stop leaving them up stop you knew that this was crazy in the first place or negative dynamic you knew and if you think about it it's [ __ ] out here who can't even see their kids over some [ __ ] like a hundred and fifty dollars 120 a hundred oh and then these [ __ ] that old they know they owe their baby mama a bunch of child support [ __ ] they ain't even trying to put nothing on it like [ __ ] 20 in the mailbox just to show you let's just stop yeah exactly stop talking about eight of them you'll build up some credit do some real [ __ ] [ __ ] with her and you might you know what i'm saying things might change it's all most of the time it's about that little change though or or some time or some time both don't be so busy yeah don't be so busy give me some water make those man you got you got it don't be so big don't be so busy that you can't go you know [ __ ] with them you know saying something you know make your relationship with you because these kids are the future whether you believe it or not and if you don't they maybe and they grow up these man bags and [ __ ] yeah they grow up fast as hell i'm tired of these [ __ ] with these man bags and all these [ __ ] accessories and [ __ ] these [ __ ] be bedazzled and [ __ ] come on man you don't think that we living in a town where [ __ ] have way more [ __ ] than can fit in some pockets yeah man what's wrong man why you [ __ ] can't put your [ __ ] in the pocket if you cuz ain't nobody came out with no swag bag they ain't [ __ ] purses is the only option if you're a [ __ ] with a lot of [ __ ] i'm not making an argument either way no [ __ ] backpack no that's too easy to target it's too easy to talk man okay i say it's too easy to target i understand that's what i'm saying i'm at a different point in my life too easy to the two you see how you would just say you don't [ __ ] with this [ __ ] what's that in person man wear the backpack man which if you unless you're doing some some illegal [ __ ] and brother i implore you not to do no illegal [ __ ] as an older [ __ ] come on man don't do no come on man if you do nothing don't carry the strap in the backpack you know what i'm saying if you in that age don't put yourself in that position but don't walk around with a [ __ ] nurse man you [ __ ] gonna grow up and [ __ ] one day you're gonna be the fathers and your kids gonna be like hey daddy can i have a dollar so i can go buy some [ __ ] and you're gonna say yeah just go get it out of my purse just like your mama [ __ ] god damn man come on man stop that's [ __ ] up ah man you gotta stop doing it man these [ __ ] need their purses man y'all need to stop doing it one day you're gonna look back at these don't say y'all i'm not buying this not y'all but you know these [ __ ] some of these [ __ ] watching man you know and i love you you know again i'm and you know the crazy part of this [ __ ] i had to teach my own son my son he was getting tall wearing him skinny jeans i tell him no you can't do it is he skinny no yeah he's skinny but he's tall with big feet when he turned to the screen l skinny jeans are for skinny people you that might man i can't agree with you right there okay it's the difference between skinny jeans and these [ __ ] leotards some [ __ ] you not supposed to be able to see the denomination of a [ __ ] dollar bill in the [ __ ] [ __ ] pants pocket you ain't supposed to see it not that [ __ ] [ __ ] that [ __ ] just when you pull it up like [ __ ] stop that not that no see you start they're gonna be on your ass i'm just saying my [ __ ] you know i'm not they're gonna be like then they gotta get down they shouldn't be on my ass because they daddy wasn't in their life send their mama picture why do you have to say that what's the blessing somebody i believe the children are our future you need your daddy in your life here i come to try to save the day via the 85 south show it's the uncomfortable conversation but son you can't do that okay keep playing you know what i'm saying those are the type of women that watch this show i love her too and she knows she's gonna be 30 years ago that's why she needs to hear it too she ran the [ __ ] off 30 years ago right i'm trying to talk for the [ __ ] now wait baby look i gotta when i see you sitting in the living room from stacy adams i'm just saying you that [ __ ] don't like say seattle yeah that's what i'm saying you're gonna be in need to listen some look this [ __ ] that's the kid mama well before they were before they was mama she was fish [Laughter] that's what [ __ ] the alcoholic father would say that's your mother but that's my [ __ ] she was my [ __ ] way even before she was y'all my [ __ ] right she's been in my [ __ ] longer than she been your mama [ __ ] it right you got to [ __ ] that's what's wrong man these kids come [ __ ] everything drunk behind your stepdad that's right that's right baby come on little kids yeah [Music] oh man shout out to everybody who grew up with them alcoholics in the house hey you got to know it build character tell the truth though growing up around alcoholics was some of the funniest [ __ ] man i don't know if we grew up in a pandemic or what but i grew up around a whole bunker whole bunch of alcoholics they were so [ __ ] funny bruh that's probably why i don't drink that [ __ ] i remember i was like 13 i drank some enj and eight ball we mixed it together damn yeah that [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] me up forever i don't even like to smell a beer to this day that [ __ ] [ __ ] me up damn slank bam shlank i can't [ __ ] with no arkham jerk either don't don't give me that [ __ ] that's that rock girl smoking [ __ ] bruh if you last time like 20 something and then drink urchin jerk [ __ ] you got a bad life [ __ ] last time i got drunk i was in hawaii i couldn't find no weed and i had drunk all this crown at the strip club and then i went to the room and laid down and then my [ __ ] bed just kept spinning around that room all goddamn like then i woke up that morning and that [ __ ] was still spinning around but i woke man i was looking like oh [ __ ] i'm still [ __ ] up i couldn't even sleep at all it's like if i could make it to the bathroom and make it back i'm straight but as soon as i stood up i was like [ __ ] i'm always [ __ ] up again got up too fast it was the worst experience i don't [ __ ] with that [ __ ] no more that's why you just smoke weed man i understand i don't understand i think he got a ringtone her name was just get out of jail who that mother should play a song man play me some pimping man we got to get ready to wrap this [ __ ] up play some pimping man play some too short man you know we over here man man i said i got you another joint yeah that's what i'm talking about thank you i told you i can't smoke no more right now i'm about to say this but i'm gonna wake up in the morning like man it can cause cold i'm saying i'm high man i've been teetering all night i hope they edit that [ __ ] right cause they're gonna be like is that [ __ ] slink on coke you had i'm i've been i've been teetering man that's some bomb ass weed right there man this [ __ ] got me feeling real uh that [ __ ] got me feeling real have some water man smoke yo i've been drinking some of that water it's nice to stay hydrated because you know what i'm saying that's what [ __ ] need a little hydration and [ __ ] help out me and someone keep your skin looking right you know what i'm talking about you know i'm talking about i'm like 61 years old right now who me 61 turned like 61. you did yeah shut the [ __ ] up thinking that's right this [ __ ] is not 61. [Music] i'm 61 years old man get the [ __ ] out of here you just you ain't got to believe it you know you ain't got to believe it [ __ ] [ __ ] hold it in mine at what point did we record this why are you getting 61 [ __ ] man i'm 61 years old man you remember that [ __ ] yeah i've been putting it out for a long time i'm trying to say you was putting it down on the first day if you 61. you started putting it down right after that my age celebrate for the seniors it's about time you know what i'm saying stop bullshitting so much and get the senior citizen deal and [ __ ] that's why you doing that this is 61. yeah ain't no way you up at this hour if you're 61. how you still walking cause i had went to sleep at five i took a nap from five to seven [ __ ] you know what i'm talking about you just gotta be young and vibrations and [ __ ] you know what i'm saying i'm really feeling that two-chain song you know what i'm saying why are you ready you gotta keep keep your [ __ ] keep your [ __ ] keep your circulation going when you get you my own keep your circulation going when you get my age you know what i'm talking about keeping a little certain circulation going i'm like two things you know old enough to be your daddy young enough to [ __ ] your mama you know what i'm talking about i heard him slide in see how nigga's mama's doing a little bucket of chicken or something you know what i'm saying another [ __ ] just in there little few bags of hot cheetos for you you know you be happy and [ __ ] cuz you ain't seeing your daddy be happy i come through with the new little game should i got the little ps5 i bought from the mexican and [ __ ] you'd be happy you got a plug on them yeah the mexican you know why don't expose the plug bro nah that's name is fictitious i know i never exposed a plug [ __ ] ain't really mexican and [ __ ] i really buy from best buy because i'm a nice [ __ ] but they this mexican do work there though you know what i'm saying i just make it sound good you don't talk about cause i'm in the trap you know what i'm talking about i got the college shirt on all live my life as such hey bro you listening to marvin gaye yeah yeah troubled man one of my favorite joints right now remember i was going through it with irene at that time that had me going bad you know what i'm talking about talk about you on the couch irene was good she made a good pot of gumbo she came to shreveport right came street for a little green eye thing real good to me you know what i'm talking about i thought she put a spell on me real good something what ended up happening with it oh man you know what i'm saying i lost my job at the meal you know what i'm saying and she ended up messing with this uh light-skinned boy named malcolm down the street you know i'm talking about malcolm had a brand new car what kind of car was a little pontiac i told i'd get a car one day it was fresh it was fresh it was fresh nice nice i never hated him i told him it was a nice car right that's a nice car you know you told that to the [ __ ] that stole your girl she was never my girl in the first place that she went over to him right so that's when you that's when things change that's when things change you know what i'm talking about game got cold game got cold ice cold baby ice cold that's what photostasis came in my life that's what that's what i was just gonna tell you when my game got ice cold tell me when brian came to the basketball game one one night and i was walking up and then i saw my girl she had this big ass coat on and i was like damn that coke big as hell but i couldn't see the other side so we're sitting there watching the game and then i looked up we was in high school and [ __ ] and i looked up and i saw the [ __ ] playing his name was on the jacket i just got up and went and sat on the other side oh he he took your [ __ ] bro it was that's the that's some [ __ ] you learned in ninth grade though like i was warming the [ __ ] up because i couldn't get it i wasn't driving after this game hits [ __ ] he got a whole beard and a jeep and everything he supposed to be against yeah he's supposed i just got to high school i ain't paid no dudes that's cold i'm getting picked up right after this i'm at that phase of the game you know 15 probably the worst age ever because you like old enough to drive but you ain't old enough to legally drive like when you're 15 and you know how to drive like [ __ ] this whole year ain't gonna do [ __ ] i'm just gonna sleep until i'm old enough to get in my life because all the [ __ ] just be here mobile and you just walking and getting dropped off and picked up that's [ __ ] up man that's when you don't really get no [ __ ] until you get a car nah you know everything you get up to that point is coaching unless you got curly hair like the [ __ ] diamond down the street i remember i was 10 years old man the girl she terror man little lights this story you can't legally even tell this story no more it's 20 21. bro you know they were counting oh yeah i was 19 yeah let me keep that to myself that's what i'm saying they'll bring that [ __ ] up later probably is the she was called peace though she probably is a business woman she don't want you telling nothing you did behind your auntie house girl i'ma take you look at this you made a cold player baby somebody's gonna find this [ __ ] like until a tree this man with these churches on sometimes you gotta wear the little church shoes though you know what i'm saying this is sometimes cool cause you got to put the little tap on that you know what i'm saying in the trap bring some little you know bring some good good uh elder statesmanly game in the trap you know what i'm saying that's what i said i [ __ ] with you for wearing them because it just made everything you say so much more believable man you gotta understand you know what i'm talking about i've been i've been around for a minute man i've been around many moons you know what i'm talking about and i've been doing this [ __ ] man all this [ __ ] like 61 years ago man this [ __ ] it was groovy man it was outstanding it was way more real cause we had a social media to compete with man you had to see [ __ ] just to see what it's about right you know what i'm talking about you couldn't just stunt like that you had to see a [ __ ] to see what it was actually like social media ain't the [ __ ] social media is the is this [ __ ] but it's this is the [ __ ] you little [ __ ] if y'all i'm just saying though this [ __ ] is the [ __ ] though man but y'all [ __ ] be using it wrong man [ __ ] quit telling on yourselves and [ __ ] man stop doing that [ __ ] man it's enough cameras at 7 11 and on street corners man you ain't got to report your own crimes and [ __ ] man you got to see how that [ __ ] man god damn i don't know why the [ __ ] these [ __ ] go do some illegal ass [ __ ] and get right online and talk about it it's just like hey look at me that's what i'm saying i wouldn't tell you daddy ain't never tell you you [ __ ] man wow i just want to come through and just i love you don't get me wrong i don't want to be hated i want to be loved for the mother your daddy never told you but you're a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] my [ __ ] you need some real [ __ ] love and goddess this was wrong with some of you [ __ ] man your mama's impulsified your ass wow [ __ ] man you [ __ ] don't know how to change tires or nothing hurt these [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] don't even get dirty no more [ __ ] don't get dirty everything automated and [ __ ] man if you you ain't got to get dirty you can be clean you can be a clean [ __ ] but if you ain't willing to get dirty for the right [ __ ] they can use them yeah that's what i'm saying these [ __ ] ain't even ready to get metaphorically dirty no pathetically not at all that's why [ __ ] don't be having [ __ ] cause [ __ ] don't want to do what [ __ ] done done to do what [ __ ] do well [ __ ] want you to feed them and give them [ __ ] all the time y'all [ __ ] gotta stop doing there's a lot of hungry [ __ ] out here we all hungry we all hungry i'm hungry as a [ __ ] how you think i stay on my grind cause i stay so [ __ ] hungry and you hear how this [ __ ] talking so [ __ ] you know you hear how this listen listen i did it all i did it all i don't give a [ __ ] i make french fries late at night i made burgers i did [ __ ] people didn't want to do it i took the [ __ ] chances delivering pizzas all over the neighborhood i [ __ ] did that i drove those [ __ ] trucks you don't know about that [ __ ] [ __ ] see now that i i went to that [ __ ] fire academy huh who [ __ ] did that i was gonna risk my life for you [ __ ] can you imagine that dying for these ungrateful [ __ ] see not me baby uh-uh that's what some of your daddy should have told you [ __ ] hey hey i can't save your life mother had a [ __ ] i understand that i could do this [ __ ] all weekend i'm saying [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] man i'm gonna come really makes me mad oh yeah the [ __ ] movies man i know a few of them i know a lot of them i know i know a lot of bad [ __ ] that do good sometimes and think that we gonna forget that they bad [ __ ] mm-hmm sometimes you got a reminder [ __ ] man i don't i don't want to be that person i stay away from as many people as i possibly can out of love because i love the [ __ ] out of a lot of people but i don't need to see you all well but you know you're remembering your mind [ __ ] by doing the best you can you got to always shine on the [ __ ] y'all not shy not necessarily you ought to stun on a [ __ ] but you do the absolute best you can to be the absolute best you are be the absolute best you you and whoever hates you is gonna see that and they gonna [ __ ] wither in that [ __ ] presence of that [ __ ] i tell a lot of people like the indians told the pilgrims though you know absence makes the heart grow fonder i'm sure there was a native american trying to trick the white people into leaving absence and inaccessibility yeah sometimes it's best to just get away hell yeah yeah [ __ ] got it you got to leave in order for people to miss you oh yeah yeah that's why you need to be hanging out in the hood too much we get look here man get you some money i'ma just go ahead and tell you you do not get no credit for being in the hood no you don't man get you some money and [ __ ] come on when you get some money man do some right things with it you choose some stacey adams you can love that [ __ ] to death man but you know you know i'm gonna wear some stacy adams on the episode you better [ __ ] because i got some of these i got a new pet put up i just didn't know at what point in my life i'd be ready get you some of these right here my [ __ ] get you some of these right here my [ __ ] then let me see let me check this old [ __ ] rules too you can wear them [ __ ] literally with anything it don't matter what the [ __ ] else you got on you can wear nike look at your mom look at this now look at your mama look at these don't look at your mama had i know that's what we were doing tonight i'd be on some whole nother other [ __ ] you better not have the same outfit on what's the [ __ ] charlie chaplin's on [ __ ] you better know a [ __ ] in the drowning told oxford ain't nobody came in the trap with no stations on no you're the first one [ __ ] you better [ __ ] know it [ __ ] take this picture [ __ ] you see the [ __ ] can you get a zoom right here send that to a [ __ ] mama for valentine's day you should you stay on the [ __ ] mama i'm gonna come on cuz you don't get it i'm telling you this these 85 percenters go hard it's a whole lot of mamas and [ __ ] out there they do i'm sure they doing that i know they lonely they not though they are man they cheaters they they happy with the [ __ ] they get yeah these they just leave this oh need to plan a weekend get away well get away with a [ __ ] sometime i might offer some guidance you know what i'm saying sometimes that little side should be keeping the [ __ ] relationship steady and balanced sometimes first of all when have you ever known hoes to listen you could be saying the best [ __ ] in the world they just have selective hair i'm just going to scream it from the mountain top cause i feel like these hoes you know what i'm saying these hoes aspire to do better man and i just want to make the world better you know what i'm saying about telling these hoes act right i've been doing some extensive research and i found out you know just by my studies the average hope can only hear key words so it don't matter what you're saying is you're only going to hear certain little pieces income money i live by myself she just really can hear all the things that you can do for her you're right it ain't got [ __ ] to do with what you're saying but it's all about your version i'm gonna drill it into the head man sometimes i'm like a real [ __ ] drill sergeant [ __ ] you need to know you know what i'm saying you're out of line you know what i'm saying you need to go in and do something right with you i appreciate how you you know you never gave up on them no i'm the type of [ __ ] who is like i'm not i'm not trying to change no direction that i hope going in life but i don't you know i don't even want to be a stop on her journey no more i try to give him the best guidance and blah i see where you headed and don't let me don't let me hinder you because the whole aspirations that you have there's no way you should be at my gas station of love you should be running full steam you are a phoenix absolutely and then they come back to reality and they need that bucket of chicken have you ever seen a whole goal on a good run oh man they going hey look they going on some great ones these [ __ ] are going on some great runs like like right now these transformer hoes they turned out all types of [ __ ] man they're going on very hard little [ __ ] i hope your fish is keeping your money up no no no these [ __ ] you better get your money up cause that [ __ ] ain't gonna be the same in 50 bits i hope the rejections you got to keep them up every three years [ __ ] you better get that why you got to talk about the bill the best because it's the elephant in the room these [ __ ] out these [ __ ] out here shaped like [ __ ] [ __ ] up wine gobblers and [ __ ] man all right some of that [ __ ] looks so painful this [ __ ] ain't cool [ __ ] you gonna be 50 one day [ __ ] that [ __ ] is not gonna be cool ooh you better have your money up because your body ain't gonna match that [ __ ] i'm scared to see what's gonna happen i'm scared there ain't gonna be no social security no medicare when we get old as [ __ ] you know what i mean the ass is just going to fall off one day smooth i'm talking about smooth smooth it ain't going to crash no kind of medical attention it's just going to fall be smooth ass smoothness these [ __ ] the ass is going to fall down they let down the back of their legs they're going to have ankles they're going to have their hands all on their ankles full of ash walking around with asteroids ankles got ass like a [ __ ] [ __ ] have pancake backs that [ __ ] ain't gonna be cool if it doesn't they gonna have a whole documentary a whole show about this [ __ ] on tlc dr anchor ass doing that to yourself all she do is get that [ __ ] ass pieces at your feet i keep telling you [ __ ] your natural features is the best stop doing that [ __ ] to yourself what if the fake titties just just permanently like what if fake titties start sagging like real like they just sagging in the body like you just it's like two titties right there that looks and they just won't look like a [ __ ] got two softballs in their belly just walking around and says nasty as [ __ ] man just little flaps and [ __ ] of me i've been concerned about this [ __ ] and then you know they got new titties and [ __ ] that come out every year so like if you got some titties five years ago they kind of like you gotta keep the [ __ ] you gotta update them t's and i hope you still got the same job [ __ ] they got some smooth ass [ __ ] where they just like go they go all kind of ways to get in them titties now it don't matter stop doing that ladies cause [ __ ] gonna still suck them you know that's what i've been saying and [ __ ] they putting the same ass on everybody and you're not built for that kind of ass you know and and but what they'd be like well i just want to do it for me we'll do it for you buy the ass that you think you deserve that [ __ ] is not cool [ __ ] that [ __ ] is not cool it don't look right oh you don't look right on you you got to step your yo yo wait the [ __ ] start getting dick surgery you think [ __ ] buy big rims [ __ ] can't wait to [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah i just put 30 inches in her bed i [ __ ] the [ __ ] alcohol out hit my only fan yeah that's what everybody's gonna have surgery here you think it's gonna have pus coming out your [ __ ] this [ __ ] is nasty as [ __ ] you [ __ ] that's gonna last for three to six weeks but after that daddy they gonna have all kind of little rehab houses and [ __ ] they're gonna have a lady come out and rub all 30 inches of your [ __ ] you healing so fast give me 30 inches in a [ __ ] in no time they got a nice swine so that's how i do it just yeah just grab the sides and you can kind of go up and you can come back down that's three to six weeks 30 inches how would you transport 30 inches of dick would you curl it up or would you wrap it around your leg nope would you like would you rather have a sling with a skateboard wheel on this is how i do it and i have it i have most of it in the book it's going to be up that's going to be like a mop bucket just dick all in it's [Music] [Laughter] i'll keep my [ __ ] tucked in an american flag you be [ __ ] for real 30 inches did you imagine 30 inches of dick nah i ain't gonna never never be able to think of no stupid [ __ ] like that but it's coming hey i'm close man i'm like 26. i'm just yeah i'm just a clown i'm just talking [ __ ] you know what i'm saying she was like what [Music] hey man on some real [ __ ] ever since all these allegations this [ __ ] but have [ __ ] don't even do dick jokes no more that [ __ ] is his own holding man you know what i'm saying this just sucks ass you know that [ __ ] sucks man there's some horrible [ __ ] going on and man i need to stop man well that that the comics be comics though hey man you [ __ ] keep your hands yourself that's why i say i want to come talk to some of you [ __ ] cause you [ __ ] need to know to keep your [ __ ] hands to yourself and respect these women for who the [ __ ] they are you saw that [ __ ] that [ __ ] that happened in new york or some [ __ ] there's so much [ __ ] happening i don't even watch tv too much that's just so much it's just been so much badass news you know and the social media [ __ ] me up because i i realized this we so desensi desensitized to death because we ought to deal with death in our own lives when we look at social media now we know everybody we follow on social media so it'd be like [ __ ] when they post somebody that die [ __ ] we feel that too you know what i'm saying so you seen that four five twelve times [ __ ] week you desensitized to that [ __ ] man and [ __ ] just tired of that [ __ ] man damn i stay away from the tv all that [ __ ] man i'll be on instagram i'll be looking at this silhouette challenge though you're saying you like that [ __ ] i said it'd be eyes from thomas said i'll be trying to see if i see nipple though you [ __ ] don't really be naked you get naked it was going extinct don't nobody have pointy nipples no more the nipple is a rare it's it's nipple ain't respected as it's supposed to be you know what i'm saying they come in so many varieties and [ __ ] you know what i'm saying it's like it's like the receptacle of love you know what i'm talking about you put your mouth on you communicating with her you know what i'm saying you're explaining to her you know it's an expression to your love in a rhythmic pattern when you suck in that titty you know i'm saying you sucking that titty everybody sucked different you know what i'm saying that's how you communicate and she understands just you said okay baby okay baby i'm gonna cook that tomorrow you know what i'm saying you know just what's going on when you're sucking that titty yeah just to hear you speak on that ministry right there you don't say that that's the that's the work that i've been doing from state to state coast to coast nobody loves titties more than those you've been doing a great job and i and i know once then i've been trying to express to these young men if you're sucking her to then she holds your head as such she's cradling everybody she's that's nurturing that's love that's how you know just how you know she got you got a good one right there right you know what i'm saying you got a good one right there so you know you got to understand certain things you do certain things you could do yeah man you got to suck each titty equally equally and if you don't lick around the nipple you got to lip you got like you said teddy's got to be warmed up too they had a long life it's like braille too they had a lot of false alarms titties be hard nipples be hard about three four seven times a day especially they don't know if it's the real thing or not teddy what happened somebody was cold what happened for what they just waiting for that coming who's that who's this man who's this man yeah they're just waiting for that mouth to dock on that titty you know that mouth dock like a phone charger on that titty you know what i'm saying that [ __ ] let's hit a heart nipple would bring out so much unprofessionalism because you never know how to take that it used to be a sign of flirting now it's like and when you and you know when you're a g you know a lot of times [ __ ] see them pointed then you can see them nipples like this when you're a real g the nipples be like this you know what i'm saying what happened you know where they're going down you know they young the [ __ ] sagging you know what i'm saying they're going down a little bit pointing towards gravity and that's how you know she a down [ __ ] that's real that's real inconsistent because sometimes women be in a hurry and they have to tuck them to it it's different so the nipple might be i think i think in the course of the day you know they've been a shift in them you know i'm saying it depends on when you see her at what point i agree but i think at the course of the day you know the the the the titties have to be cradled perfectly so i think women don't understand she don't feel leniency that we give a titty like titty got a whole lot of play room titties the city is so undervalued and very appreciative hit it like cable like they don't understand how many channels you will actually watch you just see it and you just like okay whatever you just flip your [ __ ] i want to watch the game [ __ ] you got cable right there you don't say you supposed to appreciate and value that man the titties look we love them titties you know big ones small real [ __ ] you look like something she got some hang you push the titty up and you lick salty right there yes you look a little salt that's real innocent you know what i'm saying no i know you gotta understand that yes yes that's how you get to our heart yes you do yes you do yes you talking you right there to it you don't say you can hear that [ __ ] be like yes [ __ ] i got you yeah you know what i'm saying sometimes i get sometimes i like to get under the teddy like i'm working on this oh yeah i mean i put the whole tittle in my face put it off your face like this and [ __ ] yeah like i'm working on it that's what i say man i don't mean to tell y'all that because i know a lot of y'all young [ __ ] ain't been under when you say up under when you say up under that that sounds like to me a a lady of a substantial size to be up under because if you guys more about the size of the titties if you are ugly that's who but i was just going to speak on you know some some of the on the big titty first yeah you start off with a bb because teddy's more oftenly found on the bbw because you know when you got a little bit you ain't under her she on top of you she's like a little bitty shawl or something you know what i'm saying she's like [ __ ] towel or throw rugs or something you ain't under that you see on top of you right you got a big [ __ ] you don't send a big body you know what i'm talking about you're up under that you ain't got to punt a big body you know what i'm talking about you young [ __ ] don't understand you know what's um that's what people have been yelling now for years man whatever size they are we still want to see them i want to see them all man you know what i'm saying you gotta understand you appreciate it baby you ain't gotta do that to yourself all that [ __ ] build a body and [ __ ] stop doing that we take them pancakes they i appreciate them flat cheeks the pride the flat cheeks make me value that bubble differently sometimes you you look at that bubble be like look at your tiredness bubble like damn where's you know where's the flat cakes sometimes it'd be like that amen you know what i'm saying i hated that like this whole image has made so many insecurities in our community everybody don't need everything look here i promise ladies if all y'all went on strike and didn't get your hair and nails done [ __ ] still won't [ __ ] we still gonna [ __ ] because we know that that that wasn't when the hang done hit way different oh [Applause] teeth uh keisha down the street you know what i'm saying cause she got the 94 jelly and you got the new [ __ ] [ __ ] but you ain't no you know every time i get something and i ain't done i'd be like yup that's what my granddaddy never doing that's what i'm talking about that's what you you get to the essence cause if you ain't gonna see that all the time yeah it's nice to meet you at your best you gotta but but [ __ ] i'm talking about where i get better from there that's why i say the stupidest [ __ ] because [ __ ] if you still like me if i say this stupid [ __ ] i like you because it gets better from there where does it get better for you if i meet you in the club and you got your best on are you popping in this or not this is what's what happens when i when i need you on april 13th and be like see if they would have left us alone i would have been getting missed the whole thing yes yes yes i'm still trying to find a [ __ ] you know hey [ __ ] sg hit me up i love how you just know she watched it yeah i know the [ __ ] because you don't see 85 percentage you got to be hey those are some of my favorite people you got to be as sg hit me up you know she's your boy man you know i got four more kids now well there you have it let's be trying i'll just be clowning and talking [ __ ] man that's all we're here that's all we ever do over here man cause this podcast right here it's for [ __ ] who order food and forget that they ordered this [ __ ] and leave it outside oh that's like that at my spot right there the [ __ ] postmates just leave it right there that's how we gonna eat tonight [ __ ] they just leave it right there in the lobby like [ __ ] ain't gonna take that food i'm gonna eat that [ __ ] that's how you get down i don't give a [ __ ] y'all damn i'm gonna [ __ ] you slip and then cause i know when i order mine i'll be out there five minutes early like john bro you 61. you ain't quicker than you used to be man i just look like that you know i'm deceptively fast you too obvious they're gonna be like that's what you took your food you know what's the blue air stay there look here look here let me show you let me see these things come here come here shady look here when they when the police come going to say when they base it on assumption [Laughter] when they base it on the transuption who took the food thank you bro when they base it on the substrate who took the food huh no man look look who took it hey you toot the food through no officer i have license and insurance ask him if he got a license that's your son nah that's that's my partner man that's my partner crime right there shady chris he janky is a [ __ ] he probably [ __ ] some of these [ __ ] mama too this nigga's a cold [ __ ] he told me a story about how he [ __ ] uh oh was she 61 you were 17. oh you're a janky ass [ __ ] i swear to god you're probably still wrong with that [ __ ] right now huh he was [Music] sometimes you gotta know man you don't be thinking of older women in that realm and [ __ ] man and [ __ ] be calling me [ __ ] telling me all the time it's like you the youngest old [ __ ] i know and i mean like i'm with that you know what i'm saying let's just say i know i know these [ __ ] mamas though i know i'm 61. and i know these [ __ ] you know what i'm saying i'm just saying before she was your mama and [ __ ] all wholesome and [ __ ] bacon brownies and [ __ ] dropping you off at practice and caring about you and [ __ ] she was a sloppy little [ __ ] i know how you figured it out i know these [ __ ] how do you do the math on this i know these [ __ ] mommas they be changing i know these [ __ ] mamas you know what i'm saying little kyle bro you gonna say his name what the [ __ ] is you own right now [ __ ] man i just want to you know don't do that [ __ ] like that bro i just want [ __ ] to know man you know you because it might be the wrong little cow bro that [ __ ] ain't never gonna look at his mama the thing i'm just saying my [ __ ] you going to be yourself too you got to know the way you treat these women i'm just trying to tell you know who your mama was thoughtly out here you know what i'm saying she was real thoughtly out here real friendly with that trim you know what i'm talking about real forth coming with that trim on here blowing [ __ ] down at the burger king parking lot and [ __ ] 94 and [ __ ] banging the [ __ ] got my hand on the top of the suburban getting knocked down that's your mama you said she was forthcoming she was forthcoming with that time [ __ ] told me they got i [ __ ] i don't believe i got some bomb ass [ __ ] show me okay dumb ass [ __ ] thank you and it wasn't even the mom that [ __ ] was just okay i'm telling you [ __ ] humble yourself cause you know he's been doing this [ __ ] for 61 years the way y'all be exposing these women and [ __ ] and the women you'll be exposing yourself stop doing that cause we all got past them i'm just trying i'm just here to tell you one day you're gonna be older you're gonna feel different about some [ __ ] you're gonna be like damn you know what i'm talking about so just stop doing that [ __ ] just or at least stop doing it on camera because you know [ __ ] know your mama [ __ ] know your mama's man i don't give a [ __ ] man so you saying all the [ __ ] who online acting the [ __ ] fool it's a whole bunch of [ __ ] who used to [ __ ] their mama like [ __ ] boy i knew that boy wasn't gonna be [ __ ] [ __ ] man your mama man your mama was out here man i'm just trying to say she cool she what 42 now tell them what year they would have to be born in and to let them know that mama was really out there oh you know i'll be honest with you your mama had to be like really like like 87 to like in the high years like really the hot years was the early 90s like pot yeah when pot came along and that [ __ ] was mother's [ __ ] uh so if you was born in say 93-94 oh yes oh definitely 95 though your mama businesses out here just just necking [ __ ] down you know what i'm saying [ __ ] mamas and [ __ ] relax stop talking about old [ __ ] like because you know [ __ ] know your mamas and [ __ ] man i'm just saying your aunties and [ __ ] [ __ ] know him at the same time so if a [ __ ] was born in 98 oh [ __ ] your mama was a no-living soul [Laughter] she was getting knocked out of [ __ ] this [ __ ] lack by d-boy she only married earl because he had a job at the shore man mitch she knew he was going to do something with his life [ __ ] she knew there was no future with [ __ ] like me come on man stop oh man knocking your mama down she know she'll act like who slink johnson now [ __ ] that [ __ ] know who lamar davis is wow knock knock [ __ ] that's all for coming to [ __ ] house no no that's a nice ass ooh that 85 south show got some nice [ __ ] this ain't that [ __ ] ikea [ __ ] this is wood now this is handmade by african-american man that's nice with a salute to them that's some nice ass [ __ ] eddie spa south show that's the kind of [ __ ] that real [ __ ] bought for your mama that stay in your house forever so the [ __ ] she went remember cause she can't throw it away cause it's too nice so that [ __ ] gotta look at it all the time damn that [ __ ] bought that [ __ ] yeah my feet used to be on that [ __ ] yo mama i hit your mama ooh with the light too i hit your mama that's when [ __ ] had water bears and [ __ ] when he was knocking your mama in in the water bed you know what i'm talking about before she had that [ __ ] good and the little [ __ ] and the little light whiskers around her mustache [ __ ] know your mama's [ __ ] [ __ ] know your mama when she had all this before your daddy stressed her out [ __ ] probably was [ __ ] your mama till like oh four bruh i know i'm just trying to tell these [ __ ] man [ __ ] probably knock your mama down to 0-4 you know what i'm saying oh fluffy nerd [ __ ] yeah so if they was born in 0-5 it was some of my hot years my schedule was busy around that time damn sling you [ __ ] them up with that one i'm just saying oh you know [ __ ] y'all got to relax i'll be trying to be cool with things but you know what i'm saying [ __ ] will [ __ ] your mama you know what i'm saying they're still at it you know what i'm saying she's still on [ __ ] instagram machine what that's that should be a reality [ __ ] going there with it mama she know all the scriptures now she know all the scriptures now but that [ __ ] she's a thuggish ruggish bone that [ __ ] especially busy ballpark getting knocked down with a little ponytail to the side yeah some of you [ __ ] mama's got some of you [ __ ] mama know a few of the homies and [ __ ] i'm just saying though i'm cool with these [ __ ] man and watch how you talk to a [ __ ] that's all i'll be saying you know i'll be laughing with you [ __ ] but you know watch how you talk to her next [ __ ] might know your mama y'all my i mean lois i don't you know i'm pretty sure you know some [ __ ] mamas you might not want to talk about i don't know nobody mama some of you [ __ ] i do know your mom i went to high school with your mama she was pregnant in fourth period all right well i tell you what you you remember 2020 was a pandemic and your mama lost her job but you got that ps5 i'm just saying it's kind of tight around the house she stayed with the good cereal the kellogg's not that [ __ ] in the bag you know what i'm saying she had the good [ __ ] you know what i'm saying nice little [ __ ] you know what i'm talking about you know sometimes you come home from school and [ __ ] mom's in a good mood in the box man that [ __ ] is right there for you you don't ask no questions you just play but you just disrespect old mr earl you don't be generous to him at all you know what i'm saying he just called him an old cook what's up chad you just called mr earl oh cool they never had to go through that mr earl and [ __ ] your mama damn yeah i'm just saying though he was instrumental in the shaping of your mama's character and he's still here for you in the form of playstations and buckets of chicken do you like that that's informative then you ask the forum sometimes you know your [ __ ] need it i'm just trying to get a return on my investment cause you [ __ ] is going off to the lead and all of a sudden your daddy's coming back kids ever went to the league i see it in your ass you're talking about it what what around spend so much time with that [ __ ] he went second man but i spent so much time with that dude working in in the draft i ain't really go to the gym now when i play video game with him a lot man he knew me that's essential to building characters so he knew i i taught him how to talk [ __ ] he wanted the best [ __ ] talkers in the league you figure it out for yourself little tall little head ass [ __ ] you know what i'm talking about yeah you know [ __ ] that's why i feel like she was it was directed somewhere yeah when your mama came through your daddy went to jail you know what i'm talking about she know where the money was at she know how to pay for it i'm just saying my [ __ ] humble thyself cynthia ain't no good but [ __ ] i don't know i'm saying these [ __ ] man just be trying to you know i want to do better for the world i'll be trying to help these young black men you know what i'm saying stand for something will fall for anything and you know you can't fall on your purse man cause you're still gonna bust your ass man stop doing that you know what these [ __ ] mama my mic phil is out damn we gotta go anyway i'm sorry but i'm just i'm just having a good time it's cool go ahead all these [ __ ] you know what i'm saying just think about that [ __ ] in your life man you know what i'm saying the unsung heroes you know i'm talking about eric that dropped you off in practice and [ __ ] when your mama couldn't make it on his way to the hood calvin calvin steve steves ooh steve steve disregarded his own kids to [ __ ] with you gerald oh man come on man let's not talk about gerald man it's too close to home man willie oh really man willie bought a whole [ __ ] system man video game system everything man for both the little [ __ ] you don't never miss the birthday never missed a birthday because he didn't like the [ __ ] that argue because the formula is you keep the kids happy cause when i come over [ __ ] it's cool what you want here go ahead cause i'm gonna play with your mama tall oh charles charles man charles paid for the money charles paid for your mama cardinal for like the first three years he paid your mama car no like the how you figured you got the prices [ __ ] charles miller melvin oh man melvin melvin and [ __ ] got your mama that job if it wasn't for melvin you wouldn't even your mama wouldn't even be down there at the [ __ ] uh firm glenn glenn oh don't even talk about glenn don't even talk about glee glenn was a solid [ __ ] yeah he drank a little bit too much but he stayed [ __ ] with your mama like making sure you was right [ __ ] [ __ ] what what 12 year old [ __ ] how to join them 12 13 14 all in rotation at once fred fred oh man fred was so [ __ ] nice fred went to church fred didn't even want to [ __ ] your mama he just wanted to just be nice to her fred saw potential in your [ __ ] ass man fred thought it was a good friend thought your [ __ ] ass was gonna be an accountant look at you [ __ ] a [ __ ] william william now william man william was right [ __ ] man with him he didn't even come around that often but every time he came around he come bearing gifts and he never made your mama mad he was always happy he was a trucker i think you know what i'm saying your mama was his las vegas stop [Applause] what about that what about harold harold harold now harold had a toxic thing going on because he was still with his his wife glinda but you know what i'm saying harold just never back he was back and forth but you know harold he he really [ __ ] with you like that but on the low he gave your mama [ __ ] for you you know what i'm saying you talk [ __ ] you know he did choke you that one time but you was acting like a little [ __ ] because your daddy ate [ __ ] daddy wasn't there [ __ ] sometimes you need a little choking my [ __ ] what about that [ __ ] john john was solid as a [ __ ] [ __ ] jonathan john worked down at the television station john was good as a [ __ ] john came through with all kinds of perks you went through the backlash and all kinds of [ __ ] how you think your mama got that picture with tina turner [Applause] oh she they saw these things that they thinking they might just have juice in the street without the help of these [ __ ] look man look man some of y'all [ __ ] mama's had nicknames and [ __ ] bionic neck look at these [ __ ] phone numbers oh [ __ ] biotic neck creature feature double dribble tube top you know what i'm talking about tantalizing tongue titty top all kinds of [ __ ] your mama had all kinds of names and [ __ ] mama named straight up gertrude and [ __ ] we call that [ __ ] lips [ __ ] you i know your mama [ __ ] [ __ ] know [ __ ] mamas man [ __ ] don't want to face it because [ __ ] be like the 30-somethings now and they like yeah you know i get it you're a grown man my [ __ ] you're a grown man my [ __ ] i respect you cause a lot of you [ __ ] as leaders and innovators and [ __ ] calm down [ __ ] know your mama man i'm just saying man [ __ ] might come through with a little bucket of chicken and talk about it cause you know what i'm saying dna wasn't really popular back then so we might not really know you know what i'm saying dna are you willing to take a dna test right now or your father he too prideful i'm just i'm just saying man [ __ ] know [ __ ] must see [ __ ] don't like the hard truth that nigga's thinking about it right now he was he wondering why i'm telling you don't do it it is dude he's wondering why curtis been around since he was 15 and [ __ ] he never seen a picture of curtis and his daddy together yeah [ __ ] curtis was the sponsor [ __ ] your daddy was [ __ ] his daddy and curtis played ball though yeah daddy kirk but curtis was a better ball player but he didn't he didn't curtis didn't really brag about it he didn't really brag about it you know what i'm saying he knew he was he knew he knew your mama so basically what you're saying is [ __ ] know these [ __ ] mom that's what i'm saying [ __ ] know these [ __ ] mamas and it's cool though and i'm just wanting to offer just from an elder statesman point of view man like [ __ ] some of you [ __ ] is fraud man the [ __ ] ain't calling you on it man you know my life ain't perfect by no means i'll be the first [ __ ] to say that so before you think you know i'm just [ __ ] with you too get out your [ __ ] pull your panties off your ass [ __ ] that's your [ __ ] problem now this the 85 style show we [ __ ] around so before you get mad [ __ ] put some vaseline between your cheeks and pull your [ __ ] out [ __ ] relax but some of you [ __ ] need some [ __ ] guidance cause you're doing things all wrong you're gonna look back at the picture 20 years from now and then what they gonna think oh man you're going to wonder why [ __ ] why do my jeans look painted on but why do i look like spiderman at least you'll know some [ __ ] mama about it hey [ __ ] oh yeah yeah but you know i i saw a meme that said [ __ ] was the new [ __ ] and that [ __ ] disturbed me dog don't [ __ ] they won't be knowing [ __ ] knowing [ __ ] mamas it's gonna be [ __ ] mama knowing [ __ ] ain't this different you know what i'm saying damn you don't never wrong with that i don't know a few [ __ ] who mama's was was kind of more nigger-ish than my marriage sometimes you can't help it your mom would just be in the streets like that and that's good you know what mom and dad sometimes and that's a beautiful thing when you're a gangster-ass mama and you're making it work for you cause you i can't bring you back you're too traumatic bro cause now you're getting me thinking about that but when you run your job when you're running you can't run don't worry about it john is i'm just i'm just trying to say john and calvin she was pregnant and she said don't even worry about it i know who it is i was like i just kind of had to just congratulate him sometimes it'd be like that but i just want to come full circle man and just offer a little guidance to some of these young [ __ ] man cause i love you [ __ ] man you're doing some great things man but you know stop doing some of this [ __ ] man just hey man i hope your stepson whoever that went to the league see this his mama got deported i didn't go to court damn i would have went to court man but i was on probation man i can't be on probation going to court so i feel you didn't do that i couldn't do that but i i go down there sometimes [ __ ] you know what i'm saying it's cool his little village and [ __ ] that's what i'm saying [ __ ] you came through and you dropped a lot of knowledge sometimes you got to go down there in third world countries and get you a [ __ ] man you know what i'm saying you get your whole family for like 18 a year man that's [ __ ] up even saber i know you that's [ __ ] up a whole family i want a whole [ __ ] family my family [ __ ] my [ __ ] and her kids is the best [ __ ] family in the village [ __ ] they got a computer [ __ ] sleep you're a cold [ __ ] you got to go down there man i'm just saying see that's why i said i say the crazy [ __ ] if you [ __ ] with me after that [ __ ] we are man i don't want to go to a third world country cause last time i was in one i seen like five [ __ ] on one scooter [Music] that's the i i don't know i ain't never been to one i don't want to see no [ __ ] like that you know what i'm saying the baby was standing up not between the driver [ __ ] be raw now that's real living right there [ __ ] over here pacified that's real living their [ __ ] but if you hit one rock there goes your whole [ __ ] family one rock that [ __ ] be skillful though [ __ ] they be skillful as a [ __ ] on that little school to ride faster out in the middle of nowhere selling all kinds of wares on the back of it just all types of [ __ ] whatever it is corn tamales [ __ ] necklaces everything they got that [ __ ] [ __ ] all that [ __ ] and it's self-sufficient they don't need nobody [ __ ] and that's beautiful when it's like that that's real man [ __ ] i ain't mad at that i salute them [ __ ] five [ __ ] there's a [ __ ] family [ __ ] on the bike [ __ ] until the wheels fall off and they working as a [ __ ] unit that's what some of us need to do that's why some of you [ __ ] daddies need to come back home and work as a unit we knew your mama was crazy but she had dynamic neck i'm trying to bring the [ __ ] family back together and see if that neck is still in immaculate condition wow that's the movie right there your mama old boyfriend showed back up talking about that nick she talked well i'm a chat aged woman some hey for some women man it's a [ __ ] there's some [ __ ] that got her number that's gonna make he got the key i'm not saying every [ __ ] do it some [ __ ] got the key that's how the movie start off soon as the [ __ ] get to stacy adams and do like this and put them on the floor oh that [ __ ] old hoes show back up some [ __ ] got the keys well now that the kids is grown some [ __ ] got the key your mama had a lot of lovers at a time but only one had the key you know what i'm saying i remember that it would be funny as hell a whole show about your mama y'all that grew up hey it's the kids mom at the house by herself then she'd go back and find a [ __ ] that she kind of really kind of wanted to [ __ ] with it's some kids out here that that that were born probably about 2002 that you know i met your mom at a scarface party scarface birthday party yeah when she went over your house you're saying a lot of [ __ ] you're gonna have some of your kids now they can find you i went over our house the next day you said yeah i'm trying to bring it back together it was a scarface party in november like 2000 i think your mom was fine a little leather mini skirt it was cold outside i don't know how she just made it out with that leather mini skirt like that but she just looked immaculate you know what i'm saying the goosebumps and chill bumps were so befitting of her because she she didn't have no coat i hate that i hate that you put this [ __ ] on my mind cause now you're gonna have me sitting there wondering what happened to all the old hoes i mean they go a bunch of ways cause i want the women to understand even though as you get older i want the women to understand that as men we still respect you because you know i might be used to i might be vulgar and what i say no you steal that baby i want you still to be the beautiful flower the bad [ __ ] you used to be you're just wiser and better now you know what i'm talking about you know a whole lot of mo tricks now your neck probably swiveling 20 different degrees wow so not only are you saying [ __ ] it i can't even do it hey man we got to get the [ __ ] out of here i'm just saying you you doing you i'm just saying man your mama got feelings too you know every christmas and [ __ ] you come over with your girlfriend and [ __ ] come over with your boyfriend and she's just by herself or you'll come over there you and your brothers and sisters and your little girlfriends come over there and she's just over there by herself you know what i'm talking about she's sad she's lonely but she's not she really waiting on y'all to leave so mr charles could come through there with the space that adam's on hey with that being said go ahead man drop them [ __ ] off sling where they can find you at bro they can find me on cash app at dollar signs slang johnson they can find me on venmo ashland johnson they can find me at zelle the normandybeast yahoo.com they can find me on all your social networks at slinkjohnson at g um excuse me ashley johnson all your social networks goddammit slinkjohnson.com look out for my movie with daphne springs uh why she keeps scratching while she keeps scratching yeah man check out a lot of [ __ ] a couple movies coming out dirty cops la uh goddammit uh kings of la that's coming out i got a couple tv shows i'm working on right now i'm just really talking [ __ ] right now man you turned me into somebody else in my stasis i thought i was cool as [ __ ] [ __ ] no you would you turn me into somebody else i have guys though i did [ __ ] some [ __ ] mamas but i want [ __ ] just relax and be cool when you see me on the couch you know i'm talking about this chill [ __ ] a box of pizza on the table you know what i'm saying just relax you know what i'm saying it's chill you know your mom and then she in that shower you know i stopped by their best you come home and see this [ __ ] laid up on your mom's couch hey you you smell a little weed in the air i pissed you off a little bit you know what i'm saying a little wheel of chicken you know what i'm saying in the [ __ ] up party she don't let nobody lay on the couch like this you ain't seen your mama smile in a minute [ __ ] she smile like that in a minute [ __ ] when they come through you smell a little dracar in the air we got to get the [ __ ] out of here this is the 85th southbound this is my [ __ ] johnson man we got this [ __ ] smoke yours [ __ ] i'm so [ __ ] hot carlos thank you man i got where i put that little yearning you put my pocket pocket oh yeah you smoked that [ __ ] you got it you think i'm playing man thank you hey look i was so high man i'm in and out i know y'all looking for me a couple times what's wrong with this [ __ ] this [ __ ] right here carlos gave some of this voodoo weed right there some of this [ __ ] this new orleans weed that's some of that [ __ ] i think i'll taste the gunpowder is this [ __ ] hey those smiles highest [ __ ] you good [ __ ] that [ __ ] was amazing

Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

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Id: wT-mYlgBKe0

Length: 127min 32sec (7652 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 05 2021