LIGHTSABERS AND SNIPERS: CHAPTER 2!! | Roach Plays Fortnite (The Squad)

- Happy 20th episode Roaches!! It's ya boy, Roach, coming at you live from, oh. Nope this is recorded, nevermind! Alrighty, let's drop at, wherever we're dropping! (gasps) They set up a Christmas tree in Pleasant Park! I've got a gift for you roaches. Or maybe it's eight gifts! Depends on how many kills we get. Who even still has their Christmas tree up? These folks are behind with the times! (light music) (wood cracking) Who needs furniture?! I'll just casually slurp this shield potion while chaos reigns above me! Doodilee doodilee doo. Locked and loaded! I'll take that snowman too. SANTA?! What are you still doing here?! - [Man] ROACHED - No matter, You've been Roached. No milk and cookies? What a bummer. (gun blasting) You can't fool me. The holidays are over! Peekaboo! Up on a hill with nothing to brag about! - Roached! - You just got Roached! Hey! Quit shooting while I'm looting! So rude. Anybody got new year's resolutions? Let me know about them in the comments! Mine is to make one Roach pun every episode. It shouldn't be too hard. Whoa, shot in the butt! Watch out booty! - [Man] Roached! - I didn't need that couch anyways. I think I hear the noises of a light saber somewhere. Time to use your head frosty! Get iced! What the, she's force blocking me! Save me baby Yoda! - [Man] Roached! - Whew! That was way too close. The force was with me on that one. I'll take the lightsaber too! Luckily I've still got all my limbs! Another enemy! Let's get cooking! Ew, someone destroyed this bathroom. - Roached! - Literally! I thought I Roached that couch! (bell music) Who dropped this lumpy deuce in this bathroom? They totally missed the bowl! En garde! It's the pooper! You're about to be scooped! Just call me Obi-Roach-Kenobi. - Roached! - It's no big deal. (sniffs) I did it for you baby Yoda! I love you! Ooh look at all these nice guns! Thanks pooper! Y'know, I actually really liked "Rise of Skywalker!" Especially the ending. In fact, can you believe that (upbeat music) Uh-oh, another snowball! HA! Missed me! Hey, this snowball is too big! Let me in dangit! (door shattering) Mm. My roach senses are tingling. Suspicious. Reveal thine self villain! P-chew! Pew pew! - [Man] Roached! - Goodnight Panini! Phew, a big mess for a big boy. I'm really digging this open map design! Aw, look at this little farm! Nowhere near as cool as my farm in Minecraft though. Is that Kylo Ren? Please don't Roach me Mr.Kylo! These dang lightsabers are reflecting bullets! (grunts) Now you've done it! Build Roach, build! - [Man] Roached! An Aerial attack! Your connection to the dark side was no match for me! Let's heal up! I hear fighting! Bananas! - [Man] Roached! - No Scope! What's that burning trash pile? Oop, no time for questions! It's a battle of the snipers! Dang, missed. Quit shooting lady, I want this loot! Nice try. Ok, this is getting a little old. (triumphant music) There you are. Thank God for Granpapi's swimming lessons! Keep swimming boy! Anybody missing a boat? How'd they even park here? They'll never get me in my really tall, really obvious wood tower! (rapid high pitched music) I think I hear someone. Eep, not my really tall, really obvious wood tower! Look out, Roaches, it's a build off!! (Roach yells) I'm okay somehow! A little hide and go Roach for ya. (humming) I know you're here! Aha! From above! Time to pull out the big gun. And by gun, I mean saber. Hiyah! - [Man] Roached! Golden guns! (grunts) but I'm not looking too hot. Better get moving. No time for extra Star Wars loot! Gotta get on my way. The storm's on my tail. Well, maybe just one lightsaber. Aw man, I really can't choose, they're all so cool! Wait I still need those guns! Oh no! Mistakes were made! Maybe I'll use the boat! Augh, no that's too hard! I don't have my license yet! (engine revving) Oh my Roach, I'm not gonna make it! Why was I so foolish? No! My hubris got the better of me. Sorry Roaches, not the best way to start off the new year. But I promise I'll be back with more Victory Royales and other awesome games! Happy New Roaches. See ya soon! (upbeat music)

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Rating: 4.7632923 out of 5

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Id: 0-eqtRYcDQQ

Length: 12min 25sec (745 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 31 2019