Let The Aliens Vibe - SmoshCast #40

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extreme so if it was ever hot it's hotter if it's ever cold it's colder if it's ever dry it's drier and these things are happening more often in larger swings I have to admit this you make a lot more sense now now that I know that your childhood was a Diablo Cody movie what's the weirdest thing that aliens would take as a drug from Mali hey guys Kourtney's hosting today's episode but I just want to give a quick shout out to anchor up start calm and honey now enjoy the podcast what was your first dance school dance like it was in middle school and it was awkward as is no maybe at one point did but I I was so nervous that I don't remember it I assumed it would be it would be yeah by Usher it would be my a it would be a CR a song yeah one two step BC Jojo Jojo Jojo Oh JoJo's passed me that's oh yeah right now yeah little - she she literally existed for a little short period of time and then she did aquamarine and she disappeared he is around guys welcome to another freaking another one guy there was Smosh cast is Courtney hosting whoa who's in front of me right here we got the Shane top Livia sway and Noah H Grossman no no number two Grossman my mom was gonna name me Andrew but then she heard an argument about bagels I know I was in a pool she was in a pool yeah she was how we know so much by each other one of our lives my turn by pools yeah that's right I I rise I think this is my first have I done a podcast with either of you they don't thinks I haven't know it's my first podcast with I haven't done one with Keith either I've been this is au issue yeah clearly yeah clearly I've wanted to do a podcast with Keith because on set Keith and I talked the most ya know it's nonstop no I keep Heath called me yesterday oh great yeah oh he calls me well yeah we gonna cut this tell you what it is well I can't tell you in detail what it is but me and Sam we're in the car and he's on speakerphone and he doesn't really tell he's they abs when they tell you and all he does is just starts laughing and coughing at the same time we're like okay what Keith we'll be on the phone we'll be hanging out on set he'll just pull up his phone he'll have his headphones in so we can't hear what the other person saying he'll be looking you'll be facetiming and his phone conversations will go on for like two hours but he never actually says a sentence it was like he was like and he'll just like make a face and then they starts laughing again and it's that for an hour dude who's on the phone with me for a 13 minutes doing that and I said 'keep I don't understand Shane you were actually you and Olivia have been on the podcast before episode number two of this mosh oh yeah a second one that's right yeah I realized that but Noah and Keith I'm not yeah Keith would have been here but his audition is running a little late some of him that hey let's hope he gets it he'll be the next Will Smith yes they're casting a just a new Will Smith yes they're good they need a new Will Smith yeah no I didn't I was thinking about something else yeah sure I was thinking about why did Shane say Will Smith and not say like Chris Rock because everyone thinks he looks I don't know the Chris Rock joke is hired yeah and Wilson Will Smith is like we were at a Mexican restaurant and there were these like drunk girls I walked by our table and and then they came back out and they were just like giggling that Chris at key and they're like no you go no no you go and then they were just like are you Chris Rock are you serious I'm not joking I witnessed this in front of my face and I was like no I'm like keith has similarities obviously and I think it's a lot of just like the way they sometimes speak but they don't look this is the issue is one dudes like 5828 so like over the first thing you're definitely like Oh since when is Chris Rock like five seven and thirty years ago undershot his age or his height okay what was the last time those girls saw Chris Rock in a movie like ten years ago yeah like my girls these girls were very drunk yeah but yeah but Keith's like plays it up I'm Chris Rock hello thing Chris Rock says he's just got such an infectious energy he really does I it's when I'm on set he's the one who makes me laugh the most like I will break in the middle of scenes because I can see Keith in my peripherals laughing or cracking up whenever like something dumb ever said I like Keith and I will give each other looks I know he's recognized how funny it is to like it's like high school you know in class like someone says something then you see your friend you're like and then you just both start laughing like that's Keith is the most immature person oh yeah in the best way yeah and in the same way of high school it's like you guys will always be laughing about something and then I'll want to like hear what it is so I'll just like take a step closer to play hey guys whoa there's some laughter in the back of second period he's like the type of person where I can drink at like 10:00 a.m. and he won't judge me you mean water you guys everyone needs a friend like that like I remember I told him that I was at oh yeah this one girl is my friend where I can drink at 10 a.m. and she won't judge me and she's like you know what that's a good quality to having like a really good friend so yeah you don't judge you unconditional love I could murder someone in front of Keith and he'd be like good job you did a great job murdering just laughing Coffey stymie later they're all friends like you guys all kind of oh yeah you wouldn't judge I mean I wonder like if I were to call you and be like Olivia I killed somebody I don't know what to do would you help me I would i but okay let's uh let's let's let's figure this out that's pray together I don't know who else I would call I would help I'm glad you could call you would call me yeah you'd probably know someone you'd be like I know a specialist you always know someone like earlier today I was like I've been think about doing acupuncture you're like I have a guy that does a cure I know a lot of I know a lot of I have a lot of sources but then it's also because I grew up in LA so like yeah I you know at age 15 I was going to weird places just doing some investigating work I didn't have anyone to talk to only child syndrome I would just go linger at like I remember like at Dollar Stores or workers yeah and I met many interesting people I would just ask them a lot of questions and talk and like I would become friends with them and okay hold on we got a Olivia how have I known you for four and a half years and I didn't know that when you were a kid you would linger around dollar stores and meet people and find out about their lives well because my first really good friend that I had in middle school was actually the custodian we liked because my mom wouldn't pick me up for three well ever since elementary school my mom would not pick me up for like two or three hours and then a big mom would and then she'd opened the trunk yeah I was like Kmart and like she was like shopping and like you guys can't really it'sit's very rare where I find someone who can relate to my childhood because my mom would just like leave me at school or like leave me in middle school and I'm in middle school I stopped going to after school classes cuz I hated it so I was just like wait three hours like school would end at 3 I would she paid me about 6 and I'd hang out with like I would hang out around the there was a dollar store I'd go hang out and they would close at like 5:00 and I go back to school and hang out the custodian was the custodian was cool so cool that was your first best friend very close I honestly forgot but we talked about his kids and then yeah it was talked about like you know what trade pokemon cards that's why I did mysteries under the school this place called been Toya and I would hang out with just like I made my stops oh my hey how you doing today wow you're like the Beast but there's a liquor store just hang out I can actually relate to the I still have to like address this with my mom because it's something I really recently figured out cuz I'm pretty sure I was left places too like McDonald's play place or like Barnes & Noble yeah see my mom would pick me up and I would have to then go to the YMCA cuz she would have a couple more hours and I would just chill at the gym I wouldn't work out how's the kid I was just like no I was very I was very shy I would often have like a gameboy or something or I would just like chill or and missed out my first video game experience was a gym daycare playing spyro that's cool I was like Jota Jota you know she is know your talked about I thought that was some video America yeah why are you like Jota what is it because I interviewed everybody so you interviewed the custodian you also interviewed the liquor store yeah like and you're just a kid how old were you I was interviewing them I was just talking about how he'll breathe Oh like that was when I was 14 you just walk in and be like what's up Marty ebike how's it going how's your day going is like selling alcohol yeah that's pretty cool have somebody's like no getting a car and that's when it got dangerous because then you would drive around all of LA everyone no no because then I went to this book store on Melrose and I met this dude and he was the first guy that I hit he was the first guy tried to ever map you know he told me about like why am I being so random right now please like they like they you know like there's a form of art performance art where they would put hugs their body in their body oh and dangle from weird so this guy you met at a bookstore would do that okay when I was six her watering that was what the second was happened I was actually I met at an amoeba you know anybody Bassem giant record store like it's about to close down oh I forgot his name already had curly hair anyways he introduced me to a lot I know this sounds really creepy but we were truly friends I look like a little boy anyways so like I'm like there was nothing like it better I know it I was very like like not scary you know and he didn't introduced me to a bunch of awesome movies and then he also was like oh yeah I'm also making a documentary about people who were in psycho the movie psycho a long time ago you remember these conversations yeah but did after these one meetings they were not one meetings you would be consistent friends yeah we're Facebook friends Wow you still talk to these people no absolutely not absolutely insane well I remember it being so and because when you think about a group in a bubble and then I would go out into the city and I meet a bunch of people and obviously I would like to know about their lives Wow do they live the life I'd I have to admit this you make a lot more sense now like who you are makes a lot more sense now that I know that your childhood was a Diablo Cody movie my best friend's a janitor a stripper and me to a show too I was like oh no wow is it called chandelier ring what is that clown I don't know what it's called but um because this guy had a lot of body jewelry on him and then he was telling me more and more and I think they didn't have an outlet you know how many customers go to the store and ask them about what they do outside of the store yeah I'm at a bookstore I'm assuming people gonna ask about books hey this book is really good do you hook put hooks in your body you never get a believe for right now but that'll just be basement I learned I mean I liked I enjoyed doing that way more than being at school mm-hmm no that's awesome because my day that the school was so boring at the high school I totally ignoring Johnny wow my life is nothing compared to yours Olivia you were in LA - not until I was 16 you could have hung out with me we probably hung out we probably were like similar you have a lot of similar friends that we were probably at the same party at some point I was not I was out you were off hanging out with you hook master Jim I'm hanging out with the mime you met at Best Buy I loved like meeting people and just asking them yeah you're a very curious person you love to like talk to people to ask questions I believe that's the thing I believe everything you're saying I know you're not making this up and that's why it's so insane and funny to me because I have anyone if anyone else said this I'd be like stop lying yeah yeah I think that's something I've always liked about you is like you're you all remember evils names and faces and you know people like drives you I mean better than me definitely better than me no I'm terrible that's very people who still pissed off to this day that I didn't remember their name for like several months yeah it sucks but yeah you're very good at that and let's take a quick break hey guys given gifts for the holidays great but you know what isn't I'm paying too much for those gifts we all buy things 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famous you know I don't know I still try I don't know but for some reason I just feel like now I'm like I'm late to this so I don't really have the chance I don't have time to go linger your world is also the world we live in now there's so much going on on your phone and everything where is like but yeah it was much easier there was so much more time like ten years ago even of just like being bored mm-hmm it just doesn't seem like it happens as much now there's always something you could be looking at I don't I can't I legitimately can't think of a time that I've been like bored that's a kid even because I was the youngest of three children like I was literally just playing too much Xbox yeah I just remember see I it because I remember cuz I was I had two older brothers I was the youngest I was just always kind of doing my own thing but I didn't get a phone until I was 14 and that was a flip phone that was broken in half and I still had to use it a wire connecting and my I was like it's like dad and I usually like he's like no it still use that so I was talking he's like hello nobody like no yeah just was a problem yeah until then like if I was out somewhere like if I didn't have a gameboy or something on me I was just sitting there just like staring off into space I'm sorry and I'm because I'm looking at you and you reminded me of something yeah being ugly what's that like yeah stupid yeah what's up with that you reminded me of this waiter/waitress that I knew which my good you got to go on well I just hung out with them anything interesting about the lady remember this was a restaurant in China and my parents would take me there and I hated sitting with them so I'd go sit with the waiters and waitresses and during their lunch time and I remember for my birthday they they bought me a tiara Oh cute I think that's how it started you're like so many Disney movie Disney movies put together like you that's how I see your life it's like like little stories of like the the main character who just like stumbles into a magical world where like everything is nice and happy and friendly but that's just because like it's just a little sweet kid yeah I really the thing is I wish that as a kid you had stumbled into a faint like if you've discovered Narnia cuz you wouldn't think it's weird you just kind of act all right and then you just go and like hang out with like fantasy creatures you're when the other kid enters Narnia and they're like oh you're not the first there was someone else who came and now you've been there for like a hundred years at all yeah that's you yeah century-old Goblin we didn't say goblins but you yet then you can have that mm-hmm so you would just drive to LA like I'm gonna go to this record store and see what who's inside wow that sound like me in an open world video game I was yeah more not just go I just did talking people he would just talk out loud yeah that doesn't do you ever have those moments though like sometimes we get so used to our routine where I'll go home after work and I'll be chilling in my apartment and I'll be like if I wanted I could get in my car and just go anywhere I want but but like I forget that you get so used to your leg come with me on an adventure how often do you go on advance have you thought about yesterday I'm gonna go look for a tagine a what a Moroccan clay pot are you okay and the thing is I could I could order on Amazon but I'm impatient and I really want to go find like a Moroccan like food store where they can sell it and I think in that I can meet many so it's quicker than Amazon for you to go to the more interesting with that it definitely is to go where would you start to find it what is it called well there's a thing called the Yelp but but what's a Teta gene what is it what does it Tahseen do it's like a slow roast pot I was really inspired from Dave Chang's Food Show and I was like I want to slow cook something in a tagine and I was like I haven't done that I haven't been searching for something in a long time I used to like have such weird obscure things I would go search for like henna ink you know and I would go like 20 miles away from where I live and go find henna ink or like I'd find specific things and I think there's another specific thing I can go find and then like meet some people and I don't know this guy's this is just for my own self you're gonna go on a quest and you're gonna meet colorful characters on your way they will join you and together you will find that Olivia's Dora Explorer yeah yeah but an evil witch tries to stop you from getting the Tajima gene is mine this guy's the 405 freeway oh my god oh babe this guy's large which cause the Getty fire to stop there's a fire everything is on fire mm-hmm I have a question oh it does the the fires I have to do with climate change yeah I don't know that was a beta 25 minutes started do we know this is creating the environment for massive fires and other things yeah really yes yeah decades of drought low humidity high high winds I mean every event that we have is being created is happening more extreme so if it was ever hot it's hotter if it's ever cold it's colder if it's ever dry it's drier and these things are happening more often in larger scale the cold snaps and so anything that was bad before is worse now hurricanes I mean we're not scientists I would if I were I think I read a thing where it's like because of the taint changes in temperature up north that causes a lot of fluctuation around the whole like North Pole and like just but just also the temperature in general temperature is what causes most weather and climate mm-hmm everything so earth is special because we got one super or above climate where everything all hemispheres interact you know the airflow goes from here all the way there it's a it flows around but planets that aren't inhabitable like Saturn and Jupiter they have weather bands areas where only certain weather events happen so like on Jupiter there's the big I or they're certainly as a storm different colors and different things that's how the earth is getting certain areas that were dry are now going to just stay dry forever certain areas that are wet are gonna just start getting just because our the we're we're turning it in because over disfunctional don't tell people that sorry I drop a Prius Olivia drives a giant unicycle you know with the big front wheel and the small tiny wheel wheels well I've got this there's this new company makes unicycles with two wheels do we meet so there you go no yeah I didn't I hey Olivia say no it's not your fault if our climate goes down it's not your fault there's a lot of things we can all do individually but it's not our fault yes I agree have you seen that post that I put on my story occasion I've talked about it it's like for the person who recycles and has a compost but isn't aware of our homelessness situation thank you to the person who donates regularly to this Children's Hospital but drives a ram an h2 Hummer thank you this is like we're all doing our best we can't all do everything we're not all Captain Planet not everyone I do think that the climate change stuff is definitely a high priority of what we should be thinking about that's bad yeah how come the aliens aren't helping why don't they just come over and be like dude stop by no I give up by really yeah you think they gave up what it's like in that time period and all the aliens are all sudden showing up and we're like whoa whoa what's this and then they saw what was going on oh we're never coming back oh yeah yeah unexplained yeah that stuff is there is this stuff that's coming out now that's like all the oh that was telling you guys about it it's all the the little videos that are coming out that's like the the Tom DeLonge group and all that stuff which is like it is whatever it is maybe it's aliens maybe it's you know secret military whatever whatever but it's just the fact of like obviously people aren't crazy though a lot of people are crazy these videos are real when it's like other I'm gonna get really nervous when aliens just start like coming down and they're like all right we're gonna round up as much Frosty's just Asians it's like it's like oh they're getting the good stuff we made and they're getting attic a world we're like we get brought in we get colonized into an intergalactic group and now we export just the best things from Earth you know all that an earth version of like they have on their alien planet it's just a giant Disneyland but it's just yeah it's good stuff yeah there's like a store but it's just earth stuff welcome to America fried chicken yeah and and drink Pepsi and shriek penny is the best ride with Pepsi would not be what represents us coke would be you know what Coke and Pepsi would come together and they would just build like a Disney - it would be it'd just be called to be coke and some like beer Oh could be any coke and why cuz wine is like very historic like it's like the alcohol they'd be like wow look at this stuff they found that really messes them up but it wouldn't affect aliens because their chemistry is different what's the weirdest thing that aliens would take as a drug from Molly [Applause] yeah have you heard Charlie XCX office in aliens come to earth to camp out for three days in a desert and do Molly dude what if there's some alien showed up to Coachella yeah everyone was just like whatever 51 that's insane right they're like let the aliens vibe yeah leave them alone let them vibe would you seriously would you guys do alien drugs if aliens came down and were like take this yeah it depends if they were like if they were like take this you know it's really a part of me that would think like oh is this like a will this make me like a superhuman like aliens come down and they're like here take this you know pill I go okay Morpheus but if they came down they're like take this it'll make it it's crazy I'd be like I don't know if it's crazy for you dad's this this giant jello monster yeah then I god knows what it would do I just think they would speak English I mean or they they put it they like they like land they like jam some chip into my ear and they're like now you can understand us it's alien duolingo cool transform into like dead like celebrities like they transform into like Marilyn Monroe or Elvis why is Johnny Bravo I guess Johnny that's pretty they have an area 51 on their planet and they have huge think there's humans they wouldn't care we don't know we don't know what if they were like literally what they're evil they're not I don't think I don't think they would see us destroying our planet they would not have morality at all they would have a lien morality yeah there are human constructs there a belief is so different than ours like maybe it's maybe it's not they're not very um how's it alien I wouldn't understand yeah maybe they gained their power from hugs yes and they're like that I quick our spaceship can't leave unless we hug enough people it's really cute that's crazy obviously once you guys his favorite Alien movie like the arrival remember the one with the Sun what's the Seth Rogen one what's what what is this alien one Paul I don't know I love signs as a kid it scared the crap I'm scared that was the first like movie thriller that I'd ever seen it turned me off of scary movies for years really I love that you guys should watch the arrival that's the movies awesome I love how language Mars Attacks anyone no yes Mars Attacks is so good ever seen sexually awakening I what that one's a comedy but I was too young to get that it was a comedy so I found it but it was also scary scary and sexually awakened me just a lot of movies were very sexual awakening for me like whoa xenon was pretty cool yeah it wasn't sexual awakening though remember the pop star came cetus-lupeedus see this little penis yeah I think the only movie that was sexually awakening for me was Harry and the Hendersons over that's not that's not aliens that's a Squatch before my time too I just watching it at some point it's actually really sweet some family they meet Sasquatch they he becomes part of the family by the end even though he has a la rocca s-- he's because the best Mesmer Wayne didn't they take him back there's actually a really okay I'm gonna spoil Harry and the Hendersons so if you really want to watch Harry and the Hendersons just move forward by like 30 seconds so at the end they bring him back to the forest and there's this really cool shot it's really cool I've always remember this where he walks into the forest and it's the forest clearing and then they had a bunch of actors dressed as sasquatches but they were so blended in they all start moving and your eyes there's like 50 right there and I'm like woah what if there is a bunch of sasquatches but they're so well camouflaged that you never see them my I think my uncle who lives up in Aspen Colorado fully believes in sasquatch yeah that's so fun yeah it's dude when I go out into the woods ever when I go camping or anything you believe stuff could be out there because it's so it's so big it's so expansive it's so dark at night and ya know there's there's probably stuff up there sasquatch smart I mean they believe it's just a very smart ape but I think gorillas were kind of like this mythical beast up until like the late 1800s I think in there's like a religious background or a fur like or a theory that God or whoever person it's Jesus yeah it made him all Harry that's punished him to be like living forever and so he just became this giant Harry be a loser yeah let's take a quick break getting into credit card debt is easy but getting out is hard especially if your credit score isn't great thankfully now there's upstart calm the revolutionary lending platform that knows you're more than just your credit score and offers smarter interest rates to help you pay off your high interest 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keep finding new species of animals it's possible there's just like a type of mountain orangutan it's like ten thousand years ago there's like seven different types of human including us right there smaller ones bigger ones yeah smarter ones less smart ones because we were able to form yeah we adapted but we were the most effective at taking energy we were also those that create a fire even Neanderthals Neanderthals were in groups and had language and culture and stuff I mean you know yeah that's crazy didn't you say like there was like almost kind of like dogs there was like different breeds just well just like yeah there was different there was different species of hominids so yeah we'd like there was a lot of like there because a lot of people Europe few people with European ancestry you probably have like one or two percent Neanderthal DNA and your favorite sapiens no but your tell me about it I really want to read the X I love I love the audiobook that thing you know it's like 48 hours that'll be easy yeah after like 8 hours of it and then I just kept listening to the first 8 hours because it's so much information a lot like it's a lot man so I need to get back into it I know eight hours of it I need their good but also I need to read a goddamn book I realize now like the last time I actually tried to sit down and read something like physically that was like 300 pages long that used a large repertoire of vocabulary like I I don't know the last time I touched it and now that I'm done with school I've been I've been reading again and it's so nice I've been reading fiction but I'm out I well at both I so my plan of attack with reading right now is to have one fiction book one non-fiction book and a book of poetry that I'm reading Wow kind of switch through him so the nonfiction book I'm reading is about Cleopatra which is really dope thing I learned from that book is Cleopatra probably never saw the Sphinx because by the time she was ruling it was already buried and saying like ancient ruins cuz ancient Egypt the pyramids itself were built 2,000 years before she was ruling so I think we actually technically live closer to Cleopatra than Cleopatra lived in Egypt pyramids yeah and also aliens built the pyramids the inside of the pyramid they say it's supposedly like from resembles like almost like an SD card like the way it's structured inside it's like similar to like an SD card Wow like the way the way it was a Nintendo switch it had tilt everything no like but I remember hearing something I feel nervous because lately I've been bringing up stuff that I remember and I'm like worried I'm getting things wrong but I'm I'm pretty sure as somebody mentioned like that is it is just a theory one of those conspiracy theories were like the layout of inside resemble or like there's some parts of it that resemble like a memory card but doesn't that kind of discount the fact of people being enslaved in Egypt and see I don't know all of that is so still easily happened here because also like technically like the only thing that proves as far as I'm aware and I'm sure there's a lot of juice that'll be upset at me but the only thing that states as far as slaves of Jewish slaves is the Torah there's no proof that there were Jewish slaves that were then released in Egypt so I don't know if slaves built it or like a slave class I'm sure at the time I think unfortunately it's more likely just because no prevalent thing and aliens could have been behind it all the stuff that I've read from and also people through Nikola Tesla to proportion all day long but apparently he'd studied the pyramids and it's something to do with three six nine is the way that like yeah through six nine damn you fine but something in in the way of it's something without electricity works and it's like the placement of the pyramids and then the fact that the top apparently was like a metal structure on the point it was it was a way that they had and the fact that they were connected to rivers underneath something where it actually could have been some sort of battery whether or not they used it that way but it could have created charge related to that something cool I learned just to share and to go off in a different direction you know how spiders they fly with their webs yeah so it's not you've never seen the spiders or something yeah yeah yeah ballooning spiders balloon which is they throw their web in this in the air in order to fly away to another place and they can travel long distance yes yeah oh my god you need to look up the spider-man's no but I'm surprised he hasn't done that hasn't balloon he like just make a little PS shoot just as a parachute no wind you probably know more than me but I did know a moment version of it where it's like it's not like they're like wind guiding it's like it's like there's the electromagnetic fields in the earth they literally like are fly yes sure determining wind isn't a part of it at all they proved it because they put them in boxes and then just created different currents in the air so what happens is the floor of the earth is negatively charged and then the ionosphere and just the air is positively charged and so the spider will go into a plant which is attached to the ground so the plant is technically negatively charged you get to the top of it and then they'll throw out their their web which is I guess able to then become positively charged from the ionosphere the environment is so that they can fly they fly through I think static electricity essentially but they can't travel far skin wads yeah but it's like instead of flying using the air they fly you see which is even more reason not it's just a different way to do things yeah this is cool that's really dumb terrifying we lied enough this little spider Miceli has been there for two days dad I just look at him mad and I leave because I can't reach him will you just let it stay with you he's just getting closer to my bed each day you know you me and said he was in his bed and he like looked up at his ceiling there's a spider right above him just like upside down the ceiling he's like don't you and then just fell right off I've woken up to a spider like crawling down on my face I one time this was forever ago as I was watching TV and it a spider came like slowly like on its web dangled down right in front of the TV and just dangled there for a bit and then just slowly went back like like hey what are you watching alright see you later that's amazing yes I just freaked me out yeah that's unfortunate I can't do him how is that did you have you talked about like the the fears video on here oh no not yet oh yeah I think butterflies yeah yeah I don't like it I still hate butterflies yeah me I'll be honest that probably wasn't the most professional way to address a factual phobia but was cool well now I I don't I'm not like ah and I saw glorify they would I'm like annoying started I was like you're just so annoying to me yeah like ah it's just like like I'm over you why are you here yeah why are you in my freakin space yeah I get that yeah how you doing dolls I'm fine oh you didn't like though that was yeah that was that wasn't even like a facing a fear of dolls they put me in a hell box and and had a professional mime in a scarecrow Wow slowly inching towards me that was more of a prank yeah it was it was rough mine was out of print camels wish mine yeah yours was yours was set up like you were actually facing your fear mine was hey let's try to how do we make Shane feel like he's about to be murdered but he's knocking but he's being filmed so he knows it won't happen is it one right for Willy that'd be pretty funny though they actually murdered me on camera mm-hm be pretty cool a lot of the comments Olivia video everyone loved how he kind of stepped up T oh yeah you know we were filming for so long we were filming just this whole process that I think we kind of forgot that it was on camera but I was you know I think a lot of it was edited out but Shane was really there for me if you ever need a kidney hit me up dude Wow nice that's why I did that yeah I was like you know thinking ahead if I might need a kidney so I need to I need to do Olivia solid and be for her because I remember in this split moment of I really needed someone there with me I the only reason why I hesitated on who I wanted to pick to be there with me was because I don't want to hurt other people's feelings but like was right off the bat like for sure you out of anyone yeah I just know that you're very reliable in my eyes and I trust you and I feel very safe when I'm with you I I can agree with that Shane is a very trustworthy guy yeah yeah yeah I know you will protect me no it's all right it's all right no no you picked the right person I'd have been like Olivia oh no these are kind of scary wait a minute no Olivia wait a minute I think the problem Noah Noah's so honest all the time that he would just be like yeah this is gonna be really awful yeah oh my god no is always gonna really know exactly after this then but that's you know I would have picked you to maybe I don't know any of you guys just make them feel safe oh yeah I mean I I'll be honest like I haven't I still have not watched those because it's really hard to like see people that I care about going through stressful situations so yeah so that's why I asked because you know I wanted to know what it was like without having to see the pain in your eyes or something in Olivia you faced it you know those was cool did you eat one oh yeah that was the goal right to catch one in your melodies tell your little moth in your mouth why I feel like done that way can I tell a story yeah you can okay it's I guess it's not my story to tell no this is actually the first time that I'd ever been told anything about drugs about weed my brother had stayed with a friend of his my oldest brother had stayed with a friend of his and he said and I don't know why he was telling this story to me but uh he said that his friend's roommate wanted to smoke a joint I guess and asked his friend to roll it for him and my brother told me that I guess because they didn't want him to smoke in the the room or something essentially he rolled a dead moth that he found into this guy's joint and then he smoked it that was the first time I learned about joints but that made me think that joints all had like dead bugs and how did that wait how did that process how did how because you said have a mop in your mouth and it made me think of the only I know someone that how did he how did he let a dead moth so I think there was already a dead moth like in their gross apartment and then while someone else was in another room he literally just put the body of the moth into the joint vapor and rolled it so this guy cremated a moth in his mouth okay the end of that well that's weird no that's for anyone listening that's a lot I'm sorry yeah the haunted house thing was definitely scary it's not like my worst fear but because like that the being alone in a haunted house is really scary yeah I I hate it it's a bunch of strangers in masks my sister has this huge fear of like mascot costumes and you know like Chucky Cheese costumes stuff like that after hearing her explain that fear it's like okay I get it yeah because it's like there's all these people in masks and you're just trusting them in this dark room we could do anything to you literally anything anything if I were a mass and I saw you I'd be like hey wanna go your ramen I wouldn't probably be able to hear you because it's a very loud on the house I make sure you hear well Olivia would Olivia would just you Olivia would just be walking around there yeah I found this haunted house I'm just gonna talk to the ghosts here oh my guys you want to cure a pitch for my haunted house yes I think it's the scariest haunted house possible so you can only go in as a small group like for maximum and you go into what you think is gonna be like a really scary house but you just end up walking into what looks like a normal like two storey house and you just watch a family fall apart in front of you just it's just yes yes actually that that was just a showing of death of a sales those are the Tennessee Williams play yeah what's up didn't you have that haunted house thing or like people touched you and stuff yeah oh I remember you telling me the story long ago yeah oh my god a friend a friend of mine and I years ago signed up for this this haunted house called blackout where you sign a release so that the people in this haunted house can touch you and mess with you and whatever and you go in by yourself Wow and so you go in one at a time and HP it's like 10 minutes in between each and and like it's in this building in downtown LA we went at like 2:00 a.m. and oh my god it was nuts and yeah like it's just like you go into this room high ceilings but everything's draped with like like plastic so you can't see anything but you're hearing screams you're hearing people like freaking out whatever and so my friend goes in first then the guy opens up the sheet and he likes shines a light and your eye really quick and then like cuts it down like asking if you have epilepsy or what are seizures right everything's like he's like alright go follow the line and run and like I walk in I see this blue line in front of me and then he shuts the sheet and it's pitch-black and I start like trying to move forward I'm like I can't see anything and then someone grabs me from behind and just starts pushing me and I'm just moving I'm just moving really fast and then I get stopped and then I'm there for like I think I stood there in pitch blackness for like 2 minutes and suddenly someone would like grab you and move you really quick and I'm like whatever and I remember just kind of like my eyes were sort of adjusting I couldn't see and then I could see like a few feet ahead of me I could see someone smiling at me and then like they kind of like back up and then a bunch of crazy stuff happens it it was borderline like there was a couple moments in it where I was like why did I for this stuff you can't tell no it's just that it was borderline like there's a part no I don't want it okay because I remember like that you've yet to mention yeah yeah so there I didn't know we didn't know what was gonna be in it right I knew that it could be I was gonna get crazy there was a part where I walk in this room this guy grabs me from behind lifts me off my feet and like then like not for long but then says he back he's just he like I think my hands are tied behind my back at this point I was missing a shoe jogging place and I start jogging places like faster like whatever and I'm like okay and then and then he puts up a bag over my head a plastic bag and kind of like ties it and then I started like kinda running out of air and I was like I was like okay maybe this was a mistake though so this was like me and my friend were like yeah let's do it I hear this is crazy and then I was just there like what and it was fine it really like that was the only moment where I was like oh then there was a lot of typical like a haunted house moments were like a guy like you enter this room and this guy is like a staple gun any key like runs at you and you like presses it against your chest but it doesn't have staples in it but you like for a second or like what Oh God and then you get brought into a room where you get brought into a bathroom and he tells you to reach your hand and get get the key and you have to reach your hand to this toilet and there's a bunch of stuff in the toilet you hit this key out and then actually a really cool part of it later on later on is is you get to this part where there's a bunch of people chained up and you have the key right and you see you quickly unlock one of the locks and you save this girl but then she's like we got to go we got to go but there's two other people still chained up and they're like hey help whatever and you got to keep going and she like makes acute and I'm like this is that's terrifying this is that's the craziest haunted house experience of it yeah Halloween Horror Nights has not affected me real level since then people who need work Ella its la people the next day somewhere else my Sharkies like hey did you save me from murderer I know but like people who are threatened by that can totally like hit them or like fight them I mean that's why I think it's like it's like you sign up but you shouldn't go to that if you're gonna I knew going in honestly by the end of it I wasn't scared I was like that was a that was a rush that was crazy and it's there's no monsters or costumes just people and just different situations really there was only a couple parts that I was like oh oh God but for the most part I was like that was just nuts yeah the dark and then seeing someone smiling 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wealthiest builders in Orange County and he built two homes one you can still find it online he built this like really famous mansion that looked like a pirate ship and he both another one that was my friend lived in and his wife killed herself committed suicide and then and her favorite house was the one that my friend lived in and she would go there wow that's crazy see that's the stuff that's like I that that's where I can't suspend my disbelief and like fully be down for ghosts I'll tell you later on I'll tell you I know that I think that's I think what's and I don't know if I believe in ghosts or not but why I wasn't too scared with this this haunted thing that I did forever ago wasn't haunted just the house the crazy thing is because just people mean crazy people supernatural stuff does scare me cuz I don't know I'm like huh I'm scared by not knowing what it is whether it's my mind playing tricks on me or not it still scares me I just got too many questions for ghosts not that I obviously have all the answers or will find the answers or like anyone will but just ghosts ghosts give me too many questions for me to believe it as like a legitimate natural phenomenon in a sense of ghosts as I understand it correct yeah but easily there could be ghosts in another form that's down to believe in but I can't wrap my head around actual past humans actively being aware or haunting or anything like that I can't necessarily be with but right but it's there's angles it's one of those things right where I'm like I don't know if I believe in ghosts or demons whatever but they're like okay would you for $100,000 would you spend a night by yourself in this abandoned Hospital where it tuns people died I'd be like I'd be like there's a part of my brain there's subconsciously where I'm like but what if there's stuff and yeah and I think I think I feel like yes there are spirits but it just depends are good spirits and bad ones there's Casper where did kill a guy Casper at the end just murdered yeah like no he's not that friendly mm-hmm very friendly goes like my friend lived in apartment with her Friendly Ghost she lived what is that like what's a Friendly Ghost I want a ghost that makes breakfast and the thing is that like I would sleep at my friend's apartment New York all the time and just like random things would happen like her that I remember this one time I was just doing my makeup she wasn't home and her computer was off and then all of a sudden her computer turned on and it started playing the shangri-la's that's just the NSA and it was just like wait this is like it's like 1960s music and like this is so creepy and weird and then sometimes like her Keurig would start making coffee in the middle of the night and her life and her closet was like it's an old apartment it would be the ones that like would like I think things like pull down the string and it would just turn on and off it was just so weird and then one day she was at like a like a psychic crystal shop and one of the people working there she was like hey I just want to let you know that there has and elderly ghosts living in your apartment but don't be afraid she's really she's chill she's not gonna hurt you oh that's crazy so if that's an elderly ghost does that mean that when you die you're the age like no no you get a pic you get to person well she never made it to 82 she died she died 40 and was like I want to be and what's it like yeah what's that like I don't know I mean in the Mormon religion when we die and go to heaven we're at our prime don't you get a planet in Mormonism I there's a lot I think that's true that we are like we're like it's like probably mean I'm still shooting to get in a plane in my regular life yeah you know if i play my cards right and space expiration 20 20 years iree bus i'm trying to claim neptune you know what I mean wow you guys had the ghost story the woman who like has a sexual relationship with a spirit she likes a man I've also heard it on podcast and like TV there was a woman who said that without about an alien to that she had sex with me Wow but she met him on a plane this um Kevin married the guy we're in a sex set for a while she but in order to marry the ghost she had to meet a ghost-like minister a ghost captain even that could marry them I'm just saying like to get married to ghosts I'd have to have a you'd have to have a ghost that can marry you both oh why not just a regular person well they'd have to have only a ghost be able to hear and get consent from the ghost no she's she's a fake no matter what like whether ghosts are real or not there's so many Liars on this place can I do something you know the the the the guy what's his name the young chef boyardee Hollywood medium oh I don't know him Oh Tyler Tyler he's the Hollywood medium Tyler Phantom he's like what like 20s early 20s and he got his show on the E Network because when he met with the producers he read everyone in the room and they were like oh my god you're the radio and they gave him a shot but he just read their ideas there's like a New York medium this blonde oh well that lady she was proven to be fake yeah Kelly Wheatley failure she's the one who told those parents she's like yeah your son who these parents that son had disappeared and they went on the show and they'd to talk and they're like what happened to our sudden she's like I'm afraid he's passed away I see he's drowned or something and they're like crying on this show because like oh my god and then the boy was found like a month later and they're like oh so you just completely lied and told these parents that oh I see in my visions that your son has died and it's like nope II hadn't you just went on what you thought happened so same with Tyler the medium who was that man he is the guy from Tim Allen Tim Allen so no no that was uh uh no no did the guy who sings bread blurred lines his dad Oh Allen Alan Thicke ok Alan Thicke so he read Alan Thicke both a week before he passed away and it was all I watched the interview like I watched it and he was saying he was like there you have a heart condition like you have ancestor telling me that you need to go did the doctor and check your heart out and Alan Thicke was like like my wife made me do this thing and this show and he was like I'm fine nobody in my family has a heart problem and then and then you can see entire mediums eyes he was like no you really need to go check this out because it's really gonna be bad for you and he didn't believe in in a week a week ago he passed away wow that's wild see with that I would still be on the board of like no ghosts just like that person's got amazing ability to read body language and small cues you could tell by my body language that I'm gonna die in a week yeah dogs can confess there's a lot of might have something that's you know supernatural in powers compared to someone else I don't personally I don't think it's ghosts because to me that'd be the last thing before ghosts it would be like wow you are so in tune with subtle body language or all of these things whether or not you're aware of it you were able to tell well dogs being dogs can sense dogs can sense like a heart attack it's not it's like that naturally like how do you know what the dog is smelling they just I mean Django did that he did that for a woman twice what do you mean like the the lady that has taken care of Django she has like a heart condition and like twice in a row he would like stop playing fetch or doing something I'm just like stare at her like really intensely or be by her like just looking at her and then 30 seconds later she'd collapse what happened twice well since I last talked to her that's like she's and so they're putting him through they're gonna put him through like service dog training til hone in on that because she needs that but yeah dogs can do that they could be trained to smell out tumors so Tyler the medium is half dog yeah yeah maybe he's just the feet maybe he's actually a German would you guys go to a medium I would love to just see cuz I have like but I just know like they say like if you're a skeptic they can't though I'm just say it for you but I'm saying for me the video after you'll be like whoa that one is the most insane I die I'd want to see it I don't know like I have a hard time when I'm seeing something that's been produced and edited that I just don't trust anything like and I'm not saying I'm not saying you're wrong I'm just saying like I have a heart I can't fully believe something that's I'm seeing through media because I'm like oh this is people have looked at this they've they've even if he's predicting something they edit it to make it more crazy right I wasn't even that scared of butterflies it was all of the editing that CGI tears yes yes no but real TUC how many times have we shot a video be like that was oh my god what did we just shoot and then it comes out great yeah like the first 10 try not to laugh that was fun there definitely some but it's also when we shot like four in a day and it was like by the fourth time I'm on the thrower joke out of nothing like what there's definitely some try not to laughs where we were like there's no way this is making it oh it turns out funny we're like how ya do I remember there was one back out to five I was like towards the end I remember I think you and I were like oh man I have nothing yeah dude yeah we would have somewhere we were just out of jokes I think that's the one like my joke where I came out and I'm just dressed in the street and I'm just like I'm like I'm like I just got I just got kicked out of a baja fresh just having no joke being like I'm gonna put on this weird costume and just say something there's been recent ones reached I just literally have nothing but that's what's sad yeah is this the entire package that's entertaining I don't think if the game was let's have the funniest jokes it would not be fun - you're right so funny the failures are what make it great maybe it's everyone together thank you so much like everyone else is really funny - and then under forts which I also do it's all nothing but but in the best way yes all like all of us committing and just being so supportive cuz I know I couldn't go out there and do half the dumb even when I give up myself to have someone else like at least like the room wants to laugh if the room was to laugh it something's gonna be funny something's gonna be fun it sees now I'm gonna die I've just covered with try not to laugh at least my plan of attack is I'm like I don't have to be funny at all if I commit 1,000% to this joke it'll do something you know either be the greatest failure ever or it'll work also fans like theirs they latch on to everything like like individual fans can find anything funny so it's like there's people that love this joke like even we can all be laughing at one joke well we have different reasons laughing at it yeah the weirdest jokes that we never think would take take off are the ones like when I just came out and I'm like I'm gonna be this prank caller who calls different pizza places oh yeah they're his favorite now we're just looking at what are the hoodies know just like speaking of yeah that merch you can get on Smosh dot store guys thank you for hanging out with me I know it's yeah so if you want to submerge yourself in our in our pizza place Marjorie of various different kind sorry I just caressed oh just we also coffee my favorite coffee to come and and we also have mugs yeah where's your one with the upside down label I think it's actually back in our room I I forgot to bring it this time let's have one that's upside down it's guys it's upside down and I love it that's so fun yeah yeah yep you good you know what it is gang subscribe to the Smosh cast channel if you want to see the highlights on Wednesdays or the full videos on Fridays or if you just like using your ears and not your 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Channel: SmoshCast

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Keywords: smosh, smoshcast, smosh podcast, comedy, funny, Let The Aliens Vibe - SmoshCast #40, courtney miller, shayne topp, olivia sui, noah grossman, podcast, full episode

Id: zaRKXeC6CKM

Length: 65min 43sec (3943 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 22 2019