I'm fed up with doing these disclaimers, so
I'm just going to do it in Scottish, alright? Hello, everybody, welcome to me Scottish lesson. In today's lesson, I'm going to teach you
the Scots tongue, and if you follow me, you'll be able to speak and understand Scottish. Let's begin with some Scottish-isms. Now, I donne think that people in Scotland
see this every day. A Scottish-ism is a phrase that brings to
life the Scottish - the Scottish dialect, but people don't say it. Here we go. It's a braw, cricht, moonliche nicht. Can you say that with me this time? It's a braw, bricht, moonlicht nicht. And the second one here: There's a moose loose
aboot this hoose. Say it with me: There's a moose losse aboot
this hoose. Okay, so in Scotland, we have - we speak the
same language, which is English, but up in Scotland, we could say they have their own
dialect, where they have some different words that we don't use in English English down
in England. So, if you ever went to Scotland and you hadn't
been there before, at first you might find the accent hard to understand and there might
be a lot of vocabulary that you've never heard before, so let's have a look at some common
Scottish words and Scottish dialect. We'll start with the words for people. We call Scottish people "Scots". He's a Scot. Or, if there's more than one, they're Scots. And we describe things that are Scottish as
"Scots". I'm wearing a Scots hat today for my lesson
to teach you. The Scots call the English "Sassenach". I'm a Sassenach trying to speak Scottish in
my lesson today. In Scotland, a way you can say "boy" or "girl"
or perhaps more like "lady" and "man", young, you say "lassie" or "laddie". Lassie is for a woman and laddie is for a
man. Lassie, Laddie. A "mon" is a man, a "bairn" is a child and
something to point out here, in Scottish, they roll their "r"s, and I cannot do that
because I'm from the South. I wish I could do it. So, Scottish "r" is - if you can do it, do
it for me - rrrrr, can't do it. So, when a Scottish person says the letter
"r", you really hear it and it stands out in the word. We also, in Scotland, for a little child or
a little one, they would say "Wee'un". Ah, what a dear wee'un! "Wee" means little and "'un" means "one" here. Wee'un. The words for "mother", there are two words
you can use, you can say "maw", maw, or "mither", mither. And for "dad" you say "da". "Granda" is "granddad", and "Nana" is "grandmother". So, let's look now at the common Scottish
words, starting with "naw" for "no", "aye", aye, aye, "oot", "get oot, get oot now!". "Noo", "now". "Auld", "He's an auld man, he's an auld man". "Hen", hen. Hen means something like "dear" or "Love",
it's a term of - it's a term of endearment, so you can say that to someone that you're
familiar with, but it really depends on the tone of voice that you're using. Sometimes, when a Scottish person says the
words "hen", "son", or "pal", they can be very angry with ya. So, if you say "Pal, stop messin' around!",
that means you're not happy. My tone of voice is angry, so even though
I'm saying "Friend", I'm not friendly. So, depending on the tone, it's either very
warm to the person or it's because you're angry. Next, we have Scottish adjectives. In Scotland, they say that things are "bonny". "Oh, what a bonny wind!". "Bonny" means "beautiful". "Canny" means "smart". He's a canny mon. Next, we've got some slang Scottish words. "Ragin'", he was absolutely ragin'. Angry, very angry. "Pished", absolutely pished, he was drinking
all night, pished. And "jammy". Jammy means a lucky person, not necessarily
in a positive way like, "Oh, they're so lucky!", it's somebody who they - they do things that
perhaps aren't always honest, and they get good luck, or they always get away with it. So, another way - "jammy" often comes along
with "jammy bastard!", but you would say it kind of laughing about the thing that that
person got away with. Looking now at the weather words. Do you know, up in Scotland, the weather,
it's always raining and it's cold, so they have lots of weather words and these words
are in the Scottish Dialect. These words are not generally known in England
or used in England. And, if you think about it, it's because we
have different weather in England. It doesn't rain quite as much and it's not
as cold as it is up in Scotland. So, in Scotland, they say "Chankin'", It was
chankin' today, today was absolutely chankin'. "Freezing". It was freezing cold today. Noo, we have "dreich". "Dreich" means miserable weather, one of those
grey Scottish days where it's constantly raining a little bit, there's some drizzle going on,
you haven't seen the sun in a long time, that kind of day is "dreich". "Drookit" means "very wet". So, similar meaning there. "Flaggie", "A wee flaggie", "flaggie" means
"snowflake", and the most bonnie Scottish word of them all is "watergaw". "Watergaw" means "incomplete rainbow". So, this could be when the weather keeps stopping
and starting raining and there's just one small patch of rainbow there to see. Now, let's look at the Scottish insults. All of these insults we consider as slang. Slang words tend to change quite a lot and
quite fast, and slang words mainly insult people. So, these are - these are common ways to insult
a person up in Scotland. First one being "bawbag", which means "ballbag",
testicles. You can call some a "jessie", he's a Jessie,
it means he's very weak. A "bampot". He's a bampot, crazy, watch out, he's a bampot. Someone who is a "Jakey" is always drinking,
drinking every day of his life. A "dunderheid", dunderheid is an idiot, and
a "besom", she's a besom, is a cheeky woman. Besom comes from the word for "broomstick",
so in older times, if you called someone a "besom", it would be like calling them a witch,
but the way that the word is used now is a feisty kind of woman, it's not - depending
on how it's used and the tone and the phrase that you're using it in, "besom" can be good
or bad when you use it to describe a woman. Next, we've got Scottish phrases. Ugh, I'm such a bampot, I forgot to tell you
what "minger" means. Minger means an ugly person. That word is also used in English slang, but
because slang moves very quickly, I don't hear it said so often as it used to be said,
but originally, minger comes from Scottish. Ok, noo, we have some Scottish phrases for
ya. We'll start with "Foos yer doos?" Foos yer doos? This means "How are you?" and it's in Aberdeen
Doric dialect. Aberdeen is right at the north of Scotland,
so I think they have, for my ears, they have the strongest Scottish accent. And a lot of words and expressions that aren't
necessarily understood even within Scotland by everyone, so English people have an even
harder time to understand these kind of phrases. "Foos yer doos?" How are you? And the reply is "Och eye, peckin'", that
means, it doesn't really make sense what it means, it means "Oh yes, pecking." Pecking like a bird, but it means something
like "I'm fine, I'm good". And, yes, it does literally mean "I'm pecking"
like a bird. "Aye, right." Aye, right, depends on the tone. If you don't believe what someone has told
you and they've told you some tall tale and you don't believe them, you can say "Aye,
right.". But if you say it in a different intonation,
this could be agreeing with someone, like "Aye, right, right you are." Next one is "Yer aff ye rheid mon!" You're crazy. "I dinne ken." I dinne ken, mon. These three, let's call them "Scottish-isms"
and say they're kind of Trainspotter Scottish-isms, if you've ever heard of that film, a very
famous film from, I think it was from the '90s, late '90s, where a lot of the dialect
in that film became famous for being Scottish, so I don't know how - how widely these kind
of phrases are said in our times today, but these last phrases here are more contemporary
Scottish slang, which you've probably never heard before, so you say "Yer bum's out the
windae!", and that one means you're talking nonsense. Yer bum's out the windae! Or this one, "Don't be a wee clipe!" Don't be a wee clipe, don't be a tell-tale. Stop making things up. Perhaps this one would be said to children. Don't be a wee clipe. And the last one, we've got "Haud yer wheest!",
Haud yer wheest. Keep quiet and "Haud yer wheest", "wheest"
means mouth, so this means like "Hold your mouth", means "keep quiet". So, I'm a Sassenach. I did me best in this Scottish lesson. I hope you enjoyed it very much, and I hope
also you'll go to Scotland one day and see the real thing. And noo, for you to do the quiz on this lesson
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