Last of the Summer Wine - Hermione

Oh I'm Alvin voltar of rivers don't look it only encourages him I've never seen anybody with a firmer hold on stupidity so clear why don't they go in annoy or stray Lea they've never found Australia his romance did I like to think not I brought all that perfume I like to think not to spend a lot of time liking to think not it looks dead enough there I'm searching for some I know the feeling he needs the attentions of a good woman a bad one might be quicker I turn them back and you've gone I'll do it have we got a secret passage so don't disturb him please peculiar you think he's peculiar oh come away peeping in people's houses suppose he needs help but why should they need help and if it did need help didn't you be high on his wants list I always do what I can for other people I know why do you think I keep confiscating your bicycle I'm on it Asher started do not disturb I'm sorry if I'm disturbing you from looking in cliquish window not awesome boffin we didn't hang it there God you must have put it there I can't believe clay is up to anything that requires a Do Not Disturb sign we've never been that athletic there is such a thing as second childhood shouldn't he have waited till he finished the first why you're looking at me don't like you do know why be fair you can't expect him to admit it that's one advantage of being a wife fair has got nothing to do with it years in the vice squad have taught me that are very few things worth peeping at that's one of them not shaking your head I dread being around when it starts to rattle the corner laundry's a depressing experience I've never been faulted on the wash in it's not your technique is it taste I think brighter have you loved even lifting the spirits I'm not here to lift your spirits this stuff's chosen for serviceability not entertainment you're not kidding talk about bleep midwinter looking more springtime why don't you get off inside I'm not standing here discussing washing with an unmarried male you need to get a few panties on that wall or something I need a bit of color around here do you think we ought to breaking you're better breaking out it'll be lying there you're the one is usually lying but only bodily if he's had time to hang up a Do Not Disturb sign I regard that as evidence that he's not lying somewhere maybe he's planning to do away with himself who said that come on who said that you can go on starting rumors like that ah let him stay hey no plague II was there doing them wasn't be disturbed well whatever it was it doesn't seem to be working if we hadn't commented on the way we himself Cuba right truly send him home if the fix on me cuz I'm French that's not French I didn't know that either I could be French there's still much prejudice around here you never did like Napoleon correct me if I'm wrong although do it carefully because nobody likes a clever dick but is he looking more miserable than usual hmm yes yes that's it just yes and go to enlarge on that the chances are there'll be a simple explanation which would have to be he's not ready for complicated although who would believe smiling able to be more miserable than usual he must keep a bit in reserve correction quite a lot in reserve he's a de Dear John letter his lady friends packed him in he has a lady friend not anymore she found her glasses thankfulness that they think together since our past six last night was almost that under said it wouldn't last they met by arrangement he was wearing his best suit hair neatly combed and a red rose so she recognized him I'd leave man wearing red rose in hair no you saw this you were there he needs a minder Felice no flies we won't go on a date unless I'm there I have to feed him his chatting up lines example what's a gorgeous thing like you doing all alone such stuff works it works the only problem was she moved he said it to a chat with a ginger mustache smile are now engaged to chat with ginger mustache he gets a Dear John letter from a chap with the ginger moustache no we didn't beat her till we change pubs Miami just as well they finished he'd have had terrible trouble trying to spell her yeah what's this a confession you should have said I used to help people write these series hours we ought to be reading it I'm sure I have nothing to confess aren't you afraid of being struck down by a bolt of lightning all I'm doing is transferring my old diaries into readable copy it's fascinating really remembering what you were doing what were you doing well very little really that's what makes this such a worthwhile record I must be one of the very few who went through the 20th century and found it boring you should have buried the former mrs. troll of other present mrs. you-know-who no I've enjoyed being boring it's very close to that state of spiritual tranquillity that the wise men seek my granddad spent his life seeking the recipe of the perfect treacle tart yeah he Murray my grandmother on the strength of a pastry get the pastry right he always said then you can play about with the fillings did you get the perfect treacle that when he got was a good cook very early wife but I always think shows a fine sense of priorities two other people appear in these Diaries of course a king diarist is bound to notice his more scandalous neighbors excuse me how much detail is going into this there's certain obligations to be as truthful as possible how much are you going to be mentioning about your neighbors you'll have to mention everything if he's going to be truthful how much everything Oh everything everything especially the juicy bits there's going to be famous Howard why me what business is he got talking about me you're only in here and there but I've never been here and they're not bhisma suggesting I've been here and there I hope pearl never finds out about page 340 if swear blind he was never near patreon so be careful Barry I'm only not this I'm at a desk it gets rough I promise I'll wear body armor was in an office but II set up an ear infection by poking it with a paperclip we don't have to poke our ears with paper clips it's optional don't panic there's nobody watching you don't know that it's the streets full of windows if the milkman can kiss me you're entitled to keep on hold only when it's double cream show a bit of affection it's too little in this dodgy world Wow mr. Teasdale where did you pop up from could be from anywhere lad popping up is what I do for a living when you're a repo man you'll know I'm popping up or you may as well retire going into town I you can give me a lift lad my car's in dock not to worry I'll soon repossess another one good idea Glenda aunty you mr. Teasdale don't worry I'll keep them away from paper clips Alvin gin good voice I thought so gone quiet now though I probably dead been before yeah I noticed that are you the boss hard as hell how many can you see is this a trick question why does they keep doing this Alvin why a bloke has to keep young active you have to stay army closed if you want a medical opinion this man is recovering nicely and he's now ready for a drink you should listen to Billy he knows what he's talking about that's a first we time wise man makes time smile on his journal it could take a while he's not easy work is easy when done for friends oh is what friends are for he who's going to stay behind in the truck and look after the furniture man already in trouble might as well stay and I just as well be miserable out here let's go run for it exactly hey what about me we're doing this for you cheering you up you'll soon feel better hockey Manny I think it's time I was at the office mr. Teasdale I should be late to poke him year with paperclips this won't take long lad Teasdale he's known throughout the profession for the speed of his repossessions ah yes he is waiting for us a certain little silver VW oh I bet this job's really quite exciting cycling oh we have to give myself sharp we could train the SAS berry for nothing what are these for opening car doors and starting certain little silver VW's I can see that what I can't see is why you're passing them to me because you just passed the test lad keen eye alert responsible I'll be watching you I'll miss it all I'm no good under tension rubbish as steady as a rock I just never stolen over there quick look round then in you go foot down on away and all good in strange cars I never get past wipers if he wants his windscreen tnen I'm your man just put the key in English enough well there you go have you seen me with keys I could fumble for England he knows me he'll be on his guard if he sees me and you want to know the secret don't loiter speed is of the essence now if you that drink was it oh he sat out here smiler I'll be chewed up she will mister be a boy he calls you a miney ever has before maybe it's the light maybe he's never seen you in this slide before gave over I'm not that badly they don't like Anna my knee like you see you must never give up hope even at Billy's age you can suddenly start being called Hermione I still using those of Phyllis I feel Cynthia being a face I should think so look at the practice you've had there's nothing like a Varney I can't tell you how glad we are to hear that so who's Hermione she left me how did you manage that my missus never leaves me yes well advantages if you're looking for somebody to leave maybe I'm irresistible whatever drink first and then you can be irresistible you come in smiler hmm I've got to stay here and watch the furniture ah fella there must be something we can do about that Sam step who does that remind you up for more than don't start that again if she looks like that as well rid it looks like your archetypal plainclothes policeman with this figure on guard your furnitures safe you can come and have a drink who's paying did you let him Alvin's pain because he's slightly concussed only slightly so don't go mad and looking for romance I know the feeling I was wondering where you kept it I've never been able to keep it oh I could tell you stories of the unreliability of men don't I've been there did he offer you marriage something quite close you do have a romance section oh yes we do on the shelves over here we've happy endings yes they make it look easy have you ever been married something quite close are you still hopeful not really but the habits hard to break what have you ever thought of giving them up completely I can do it with the ones I don't like it's with the others it gets tricky you strong-willed no I'm afraid not me too so you see there's always a bright side I can see you suffered too you've had your share of emergencies yes it wouldn't be worth all the trouble otherwise it's not as secure as marriage but it does have its excitements or it did once once well more than once if you count the firm's annual outing I just wish they'd be more expressive now your current significant other what does he lack fire poetry passion he has a distinctive touch on the bicycle bell we all inside might be like that alcohol therapy not working it's a waste pouring any more down him try straight to his own funny ball Bernie what was she like this Hermione she was orrible she could frighten for England made for each other she beat him at DAF dominoes and armwrestling properly trained by Nora batty good storm women round here give big sense of security oh they're great with enemies it's when you're related by married you get tricky talking of marriage did your granddad ever find the perfect treacle tart he was hot on the trail he was conducting a few experiments with a missus Lazenby oh but then we granny found out my ancestors invented Chico tat Oh thought it was explosives exactly explosive Chico tat change the face of warfare that's a misery on your truck mmm an affair of the heart one minute they were arm wrestling next minute come I never even got a return match I can be very painful affairs of the heart you should try swinging through trees why would anyone want to swing through trees well in 2000 any harm there's me taller and a bit broader in the chest I've only just started please a stranger on your truck I didn't ask mother always said never talk to strangers especially hole fair week we think he's watching watching somebody owes up to something we think he's a human bloodhound on the trail of some shifty character you can always tell a good private investigator hat pulled well down scarf hiding his face they can watch for hours without moving a muscle before would you be watching that's just what we've been asking ourselves who do we know of suspicious nature who is the round here is up to something he shouldn't be like being with somebody he shouldn't be know that keeps sneaking off who goes about with his cat pulldown for unlawful purposes mother always said never talk to people with capful down for unlawful purposes especially during all fair wait who do we know we asked who's loving wife who's loving neglected wife may finally have been forced to employ someone to investigate the activities of a husband who keeps disappearing wow I'm sure I don't know why everybody's looking at me not to worry Howard will take you back round the back and you can sneak out that way I wouldn't say sneak it's just I've got this appointment to get to with my financial adviser Lady Chatterley how long does Norman Craig be keeping a diary Oh forever he likes remembering whereas mine for instance wishes everybody is forget to be a few have him to pack in a hurry if I started writing Manon I'm sorry but do his Diaries go why what have you got to hide I've got nothing to hide not lately but some people had very interest in Second World War well that sounds interesting I wonder if mr. Cleg wants somebody to do is typing busy in the war I was making ammunition and have been firing it ever since we were too busy for that American airman oh what's this then he used to come to my mother's for Sunday dinner it'd become addicted to Yorkshire gravy oh that's one I never thought of you went to that dance with him well let that dance how come I was with him any more than you were Oh mrs. Betty you were nearly a GI bride wasn't nearly anything I never even came close to nearly I came close more than once the dangerous times a becaming Nora you first who do you think it was that was watching you truly thought he look like some private investigator Oh Howard we're going to be on the front page of all the newspapers you thought will happen if we're on the front page I shall need a new outfit I'm on the front page in any old thing mr. Teasdale the wind is open and the keys are in the ignition see how easy it is now a repo man has to relax very you can't afford to look suspicious when we meet we'll shake hands perfectly naturally and I'll get into the car and drive away I'm not alright that's about still there we go we won't be long be in a better mood when we get back what would you like Amir to a transfer to this field friendly I just wished the public more friendly people these days are less friendly towards a place maybe a rest of them kind of puts a kill on the release and suppressing them is that personal it's no need for people to salt he was out to sulk in look to his idol to me do you think we ought to interfere we'd rather wait till his dead no I hate it when the dead Oh Barney you wanted friendly who married white holes last talk it from Denby Street Venables dr. drink I thought that was you can we go to his funeral he's still alive oh well we probably didn't then that was another Venables a dead one I think some people in norther DIF have Alvin Schwimmer of Rivers you

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Length: 29min 5sec (1745 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 23 2016