Last of the Summer Wine - That Certain Smile

just there remember any long stuff only vaguely best way definitely the best way remembering really long stuff Reni long stuff poor girl and that was just her face didn't you have some affliction yes she did but he ran away with a barmaid I've always thought you'd add what Larry tally would've Abed it's the nearest thing to serious overdoing it a what a bro can get have you tried using both bars of your electric fire lately working bloke since what have you been a working bloke oh I'll admit to be it Idol it's the next best thing to being a teacher finish your story but really long stuff didn't you used to have a limp the only in the leg I see is going to be a day for the intelligent conversation I saw it the book is on Friday ooh ready faith we're all fascinated to learn that well I just thought I'd mention it I mean I hadn't set up some time and I thought hey yeah that's ready limp with the thing are you loved what you think's going on here come on now listen you can't sit on the grassy knoll all in about there's a sign there that says keep off the grass or would be if some chopped and addicted we were just killing time until visiting hours will you better kill it somewhere else and you'll get piles which can be very unpleasant for your medical attendants you and look so scruffy it never bothered they don't go around moving middle-class people in suits you know I'm no scruffy of the normal well that's scruffy enough for anybody isn't it it's hospital premises you think you can make a bit of an effort can I borrow your comb knob or gigabit than that I haven't carried a comb since it was misunderstood by a large bloke in a crowded wartime train we'll find the gem somewhere and get it tidied up a bit he's gonna tidy me up doc well maybe it was an omen seeing Rennie thing with the limp look how it's changing your life she can't be gone she's off much good at picking husbands either was she well he must have had so bad I mean he married a bar beige ha ha ha yeah but I bet that's a mixed blessing when you have no buttons on your shirt gonna wait in the car no you can't wait in the car it's your own sister surely you can visit your own sister I never know what to say well it's just as well with your mouth full of grapes grapes got to do something well I mean if you do talk it's all about tappets and vowels and big ends people who will come to lesson don't want to hear about your begins or even their own I'll take an assortment of your various blooms which ones would you like madam the fresh ones hey Wesley what said no idea it's our last she's had an appendix out were you lot doing here ah really a visiting Clem anyway I wouldn't mind visiting Clem anyway yeah you're not visiting Clem hemming me you're here visiting your sister now get on not adult in your face they look happier than that when the arriving casualty give my regards to Clem booyah alright there's our see wha did you see that it raises is happy into family oh he's always been highly gifted the social graces I'll see more he's got a natural grasp of Elle to be a Billiken all that much well get off now let's use a little originality and get him something unexpected if that's made water two quid that would be on its face found we don't want to lose all sense of proportion it's the thought that counts and how much is it got to count up to oh I was thinking more in the terms of them fifty pence Oh Oh Jerry more fifty pay well there's no point in being silly I mean it's fuzzy he doesn't get better okay not much you spying him something that's going to last is he oh well that kind of thinking is really gonna cheer him up where'd you pick up your bedside manner from Seymour he's number in the SS I ever see what is it for they've been fitting in with an indoor area I hate hospitals everybody's inclined to whisper hey we'll get back claim a big way well nearly everybody just leave your story will you if you can help her sister we're looking for mr. Hemingway oh one Ward 32 the first longface past the screens the fine big Lassie whoo-hoo you did good ads I can see that whoo-hoo you do it a bit of cheering up oh well he's never being excessively bubbly our Clem he's one of York she's gifted pessimist why is that do you think I will I think it's a touch of the vaccine blood some people play golf or Scandinavians tend to commit suicide aren't you sometimes Golf is not entirely unlike good well if it isn't Clem anyway Oh God is it visiting time again I swear if I ever get well I'll visit somebody and see how they like it sit down and behave yourself how are you Claire well I'm great aunt ah that's why I'm stuck in physical misery guts I do what I can but the arts not in it well don't fight it Lana I mean maybe dying will suit your personality we go look well be quiet talk about my bedside manner I don't feel very well I think I'm past caring that's right shame or 50p top whack who's she talking about pay no attention so then how are they treating you about four times a fitting day I mean I or I just anything indeed I'll miss my little dog I never went anywhere without that little dog there's another misery guts that's it everything I love that dog how she's all teeth where our mouth ends her tail seems to begin it's always chewing bits of postman ah well well hmm oh yes we've brought you a bit of something Hey sure yeah well you'll probably think so when you are it's not much that's true kiri it is it's a plastic keyring well fancy what any fool can buy grapes well fancy that me on keyring fear makes me wish I'd brought some please I like it where you get y'all something to look forward to yeah very useful a good keyring listen listen fellas I I want you to promise me if anything happens I want you to look after my little dog okay Baba oh don't be silly man you'll be home in no time turning your keyring come on Clem I mean you only came in here with her Ernie huh I got really used to that Ernie well as I was saying you see what what is it allowed Shh not so loud I've been watching them ladies I think they're talking about you well I know that if pearls there they're always talking about me as long as it's just suspicions I'm all right Santi don't come up with any evidence if you hang on I'll work me way over and find out what they're saying no no don't stir it well what do you think the attraction is I mean what do you think makes him chase after marina God knows I spent nights trying to work it out but I could understand it if she didn't look like like it's boss I'll never tell what attract some men there's a mr. Nicholson in our office like silver nail polish well it makes a change from coffee mostly it's perfume some of these modern perfumes one locking up they're not safe in the bottle what does Marina we're not a lot especially around their damn great bosom no I mean what perfume does she wear also not called maneater I expect I don't know well don't you smell it on him when he's been with her when he comes creeping on it is one look at me and the only thing you can smell on him is sheer naked fear I always think that's wise it's often a wife's best friend this sheer naked fear keeps going astray though doesn't he I won't say astray not really astray I think he just sort of tiptoes around the edges you could be right they were seen tiptoeing behind the edges near musgroves farm it's all right they're talking about somebody at moose Croft um he fell into some nettles I'll say this much for him as a lover is the kind of twittle always fall into some nettles you're sure that's all he fell into I'm positive I saw exactly where he was nettled what the devil are you doing Barry never you mind just don't let me catch you wearing silver nail polish face like that it's not as if he's religious or I never seen him more depressed and anyway he never beat any difference Oh Clem not that bad sure no we ought to do something oh not another keyring see if we can raise a smile never seeing smile well maybe that's why he's in hospital having a smile transplant it's not good being in hospital being depressed he's great at it he's really great at being depressed is Oakland I don't like to see any human being lying in a sick bed in that frame of mind I'm sorry but we're going to have to do something I mean the man needs cheering up I shall put my mind to it there must be a solution somewhere look all he wants is his little dog that's the only thing I'll cheer him up I've got it this little dark dogs in hospitals but we can show it to him through the window ah I knew there to be a solution you how did you find him oh well we just walked into wall 30 to marry one you always were a prat hey that's cool and we've seemed a trifle miserable when I was going to say depress Miserables closer hey just missed his little dog not his wife you'll notice oh no no I'm sure that's not true what do you think Norman Clegg does he miss me or doesn't it oh oh well it's no use asking me I was always a prat at school as well I've come up with solution the curing traps there'll be a big demand for it no no what I had in mind was a medicinal glimpse of his little dog these dogs in there detector if you think it'll do any good she'll enjoy the walk anyway great Lily I told that she's temperamental I'm gonna handle it gently I want to wait to do it hallo alright don't worry don't worry totally me that's all I made an impression there didn't ya she's all teeth even a tail looks dangerous Oh what are you looking at me for I know what you're looking at me for well you can forget it oh come on man she might be fine with you well she doesn't sound fine sometimes it takes a certain people oh yes by the ankle Oh try it man all you gotta do is just show your face face that's where my throat is you sure she hasn't got up triangular fin on her back oh come on you'll be all right I'm not listening to you you were a prat eating at school if she doesn't like you just come out oh I will I will Oh we've give the sedative let's do it all the time odd calms them down and then they become quite amenable where were you gotta get a shattered gift well my niece lives around the corner we can try there for a veterinary sedative or it doesn't have to be veterinary a human sedative will do perfectly well we just give them a smaller dose that's all well what I want to know is how do you give it a sedative so that you can try giving it a sedative disguise it in a bit of meat like the finger I'm sorry uncle Seymour I don't think we have a sedative since I've been married to Barry I don't seem to need a sedative and I don't think Barry's got a sedative I don't think I've ever had a sedative I don't think Barry I'll never need a sedative any more real naughty five well I don't know if we've anything similar I'll go look in battlin cabinet if you would yeah yeah I could make some tea oh great no thank you very good why don't you say something called bull cross there and talk to him Oh oh yeah girl oh oh oh well uh how's married life Barry whoa explain in detail I was just making a conversation telling Rob wasn't prize no it won't cry it's not that I mind answering the question it's just that I don't know what the answer is it's a it's a big question is how is married life yes MA most people say horrible mine is married to my niece uh I wouldn't say it was horrible it's just different from what Bernie from when you were free I mean carefree I am AI mean it's a single piece is a big responsibility look I'm sorry I asked I can hardly believe it happened really uh I find meself stopping in front of mirrors I look at this block in the mirror and I think that's you you fool you're married and you know what's what's really weird I haven't got the first idea I would actually happened because I have to make all the decisions for him we've got these travel sick pills they make you feel dizzy oh they'll be fine dear just the job at least they made me feel dizzy berry went to sleep what's so terrible about going to sleep we were on honeymoon I told you we'd be back to tame up oh yeah but I thought maybe you meant next time I were in hospital or something but no surprise surprises visitors again already fracker huh this time we'll really cheer you up you decided that what you want to do is take a walk to the window listen I'm not that miserable I don't mean to jump I mean just to look out your little dog we've brought your little dog Bess you broke my little bit oh he smiled Loki almost smile yeah well it doesn't suit him he looks like their Edward how did she travel she doesn't normally travel very well oh we gave her a travel pill you know made her sleepy but she's been as good as gold that were a lousy thing to say but nobody looks like our Edward dog what's up with them in yellow dog honey sir it's just a bit dog tired don't make them she's perfectly all right there's no gold hi will prove she's alright will smuggler inside and the nickel save yourself I hardly know anybody called Howard we've been seen hardly knowing him in too many places why me why is it always babe you know the kind of clothes best suited for stuffing unconscious dogs into so I should just try and remember which end is where good you Jackie rounder yes no discount notice a thing I know the shake I can feel its paws did you okay it's a funny feeling norm to have a dog up your jumper awesome your small dog well if it goes any lower I would advise you to take very small steps gains weight huh hey how much did you give me oh just a small pill you saw it was only a small pill now I hear Eddy got to take it up to him he's up their pen again we got to show him that the dog is merely asleep it's warm quick careful Kevin steady can you figure the heartbeat but of course there's a heartbeat the nose is dry well it was wet when she came in well mati cuz she bites look she's coming round who's a clever girl Ling if that's natural childbirth you can keep it it makes you glad you never got married mind you I wouldn't have missed how close I've been on numerous occasions they should have to get her out of here before a nurse comes it's been great seeing it uh listen fellas thanks you taught me you love that they yell taught me marvelous and I never even saw his lips move Oh Oh

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Published: Tue Apr 12 2016