Last of the Summer Wine - Why Does Norman Clegg Buy Ladies' Elastic Stockings?

you you - yeah a lot more Oh God don't you want 12 mix of course you want you out yes I don't know you can lie like that you have to learn when the wrong answers can get you a so much bother hey Donna find a softer brush as folks are asleep or fear it's time Europe I know that the best job of all what'll I eat why don't you get some clothes on I don't want people thinking I talked to after naked neighbours something with them bristles rubber doll stocking round him either do your legs don't you start talking about my legs you're always talking about my legs not all the legs just that bit what's yours can you hear him talking about my legs where do you want this bucket oh that's it go on show some concern how can you stand there while a man insults me it's not easy with a full bucket nobody sits alting there there you are see it's just that I like to see the intial room condition this used to eat like - singing she won't have to repeat everything what are you a husband to the parrot yuuji clever bye dad there's only me can I come in come in hard I can't stop the buyout just yet if pearl comes in we tell her I've just popped in to borrow something what I don't know think of something do I have to think of everything only it's got to be something you haven't got which shall explain why I haven't got it when she asks me what I've got what do you want Alan you say how that you make it sound like I only come round when I want something well you only come round at that speed looking guilty when you want something look guilty I do gonda do you think pearl could have noticed no she doesn't miss much the wives round here are trained to notice at a time when little southern girls are playing with their dolls the girl children round here are practising lie recognition an unarmed wedlock lassie go on shoo me off how's this nothing guilty about this right Frank open smile you look like a little Nazi surrendering at the end of the war on that bad I don't know why I should feel guilty all the time Marina not so loud Maryna even thats loud huh I want you to do me a favor Clegg you know I will hard as long as it doesn't get me caught in the middle between pearl and marina worship stop shouting you've been a client ever all these yes why are you suddenly started shouting look I want you to take this note and give it to marina what what in the Superman Oh No where's the huh this is just a young lady who shares my interest in the local Stone Age burial sites in high heels hard I don't see why archaeology should be dull do you it's terrible in you can't trust your own husband haven't you bought some thinking on it just terrible try looking at it as a fact of life as yours ever had any interest in the opposite sex well I like to think he was motivated somewhere along those lines when he asked me tomorrow what about all the women I won't pretend the world incidents in the early days what did you do I let him plant 20 year old black cows on beam Torah complete rebuild required and I've never looked back since what do you do when they start at Howard age he wouldn't thank you for a clapped-out old banger while the Sioux move say that's exactly what she looks like so much make up true on the other hand where's the virtue in looking like you've just come back from a serious operation you tell it like it is don't you Edie especially if it may have love hello he back already what are you doing in there I just popped in to borrow something what looks you borrowing what you see blue any Oh ignite you are with Butchie see I'm just going to feed this little blue teeth it's really hungry I can't wait to hear about the super glue stick the but you see top somewhere say about seed the cat's you don't think she suspected it be that nervous exterior you're really an optimist Howard huh oh really huh I think I was built for a warmer climate once you get home it's going to get you don't think she believed the budgie scene goodbye you'll not forget the note from a heartless super glue shame or what's all this then what do you mean you AMA You Know Who I am is Waverly how am I supposed to prove it on the telephone now me I'm your brother-in-law I brought those gears and sprockets you wanted Willow ah that's your loop bottle pipe steam keepin the milkman well of course I'm keeping the milkman out have you any idea what a perfect cover for stealing secrets of look mums outfit is all those leaks in white or people looking for moles in high places bull it's the movement you will it be ready yet it won't be ready yet are you sure it won't be ready yet I put the timer on Yulia the timer ring oh it's first steak and kidney pudding in the oven oh I've just been guiding him through his first steak and kidney pudding this morning suppose the timer's not working that time is working but suppose it's slow no please not handle the customers I'm so sorry you'll have to excuse him I had no idea we get so excited I mean I should have to think what he's gonna be like when he gets onto flaky pastry it's a ladies Eli once she comes in here breasts simple breakfast and suddenly she's getting more exercise than Allegan marina you are very chunky you know tell me do reverse sit yourself down and don't move why yeah that we're off honey step for a new one on me I never seen that outcome dance it crush what time is it I don't know I don't got a watch I had this fancy digital and I could tell what time it worried Tokyo which I found incredibly useful waterproof up 50 feet but I tell they something one dose of Farage pee at sea level Tokyo ground to a hot have a guess what time it is Oh relax you're here that time I ring oh it's first steak and kidney pudding in the oven I've never had started him off if I'd known he was going to be so broody about it congratulations first take a kidney for gene I hope it's not always going to be like this though oh this waiting if I could just have a peep oh all right we'll go have a look at the damn thing but it won't be ready yet now wait till I get there Milburn I don't want you mauling it about hey up it's grocery man huh what's wrong listen don't ask me ladies elastic stocky three ladies here next under styling comb now listen Darwin listen listen is there something that feels they ought to be telling me Oh knows if everybody's a friend yeah but not too close a friend hey you're Seymour's really secretive this time what do you want come in what is it we're going to have to stop meeting like this we bought you a big shed now you know I'm not keen on sheds but something terribly underprivileged about sheds but no you must have a shed all your life you wanted a shed so so we get you a shed so so how come you keep bursting into my kitchen Leah you've always got some glib excuses I wanted to talk we never talk these days what do you meet these days we'd ever have talked a new thought is that I'm always ready to talk oh yes and what about vintage motorcars and that's it vintage Volta cars hey be fair I've a much wider range of interest than that I'm also intervention and posting two thoroughbreds dad living with a perpetual breakdown gravels buns add up this RAC patrol man live in the panic living okay even gay just done it flora what was it you wanted I wondered if you're Seymour a dropped any hints about what he was IDing ooh you're so nosy and gossipy you men which reminds me they're all talking about an explorer to Simpsons what killer dogs what do you want come to read your mates it who are you who am I it's written all over the van what does feel girls quiet um I don't think I like your attitude and I'm not mad about your killer dogs either we are I don't worry about them they're still around the back finishing off the last caller have you any identification I'm in uniform how much more do you want you Giselle it's just nice to have something for the next of kin forget it I thought you wanted to read my meter their Yelp he's got some it Louie what is it has he said anything to you not a word why this mod electricity's much faster than you see more made a pretty big impression there he's such a flannel merchant it's probably nowt what's he talked about like paper gloves for eating fish and chips with your fingers there was the eating night was very cold butter I've never seen that yet nonstick marmalade hasn't surfaced yet hey-up see what don't I think that's just overdoing things a bit least on your copy too careful I've just had somebody posing as a worker from the your electricity board yes well there's a lot of them about the electricity for check it from Denby Street oh well if you can patch friend that's a relief oh listen say more I don't want to be in breach of the Official Secrets Act or anything but what have you come up with this time what have I come up with this time what have I come up with this time that's what a shot what has that come up with this time every infant is dream that's all the right machine of the right price what machine and keep your voice down I suggest we go inside we may be be watched well there she is congratulations and look it's an unmade bed I shot you in a minute in a minute just a minute you take the oath first yeah hey she right hand on this book here you take this and you take this the principles of financial management oh all right you can both use his Biggles in Africa well if you're going to get picky about everything just give me your solemn word that you won't discuss this machine with anyone outside this room until I give you clearance bingo say I do I've got to be married no I do and I do too oh it's all right it's not an important it that's what Melvin Carcross said when the swelling first appeared this way what's swimming where well it was in his bedroom ceiling two nights later it fell on mrs. Cochran which is more than could be said for Melvin couldn't blame him really she had this nasty habit I'd be really foul oh yeah yeah well really foul Melvin used to get bolt drinks out of sympathy people come from miles just to buy melvin a drink huh Melvin said that the nut that the ceiling gave way was the first excitement he'd ever had in bed will you pay attention Oh are there showed us out yet well have a look at this thing rendered speechless are we little gusts of admiration is it I know what it is you feel guilty for misjudging old Simo never thought he could do it do what in the name of the outside glue is that have you got any Heidi have you got no technological grasp you tell him I'm not sure about the cuff oh damn the colour this is just a rough working prototype oh well if it's just a rough [ __ ] road to die what's your prototype it's not important ah there's got that bit right Johnny doesn't look he bought it yes a go anywhere drill early going anyway I'll be prejudiced look at it I watch it for its really holes for poles oh not Ukrainians or luckier telephone poles gatepost fence posts everywhere you look people need homes unless of course they're wearing their own I'll never work how can you say that until you've tried it no no Seymour yeah he says there's no engine what tell him of course there's no engine yes to peddle it how else to think I could keep it down within the range of everyone's pocket he says chuffing Eck me in the saddle well yes I think so it's a job to see with all the screens well that's what they're there for yeah well that's another thing he says does he have to use the screen well of course he has to use them I have to keep it hidden from prying eyes while we tested you don't think jag you I'll go testing their new models of that screening them a bit he says a bit you call this a big is he ready or not yes he's ready he's um he's ready karate lon face you alright just do it quite well isn't he doing Wow Wow yes you're you're doing well it's an historic moment write it up and down a bit get the feel of it oh I got the feel of it I feel like a ripe pellet telling me looks rather dashing and mysterious general says you're looking rather dashing and mysterious ah but what does they think do you really value the opinion of anybody who buys ladies elastic stocking ready go is me doing Howard marina I got your note I'm glad I cannot stop long and hell I've been sent to fetch two prawn curries and a sweet-and-sour pork like they're sweet and sour pork Howard yes law can I ask you something anything pet why does Norman click by ladies elastic stockings Howard what are you struggling to break free is it something I said Howard why have you gone all red why are you running a high temperature it's true Branka isn't a sweet and sour ball and you get them on the way back there's always such a queue on the way did you see that what was it you're crushing me prawns Oh bring it over here the grounds fine for drilling right disengage old propulsion right engage drilling mechanism ah ah I'll be alright all it needs a bit of extra weight yes all right get on come on on you get right pedal but last I'm on to something big content unlimited we can drill for minerals fossil fuels oil on the water look there's a film of oil on the top means it's round here somewhere probably a vast untapped source back to the troll we're got a drill for oil what so near everyone drills for oil but I mean done they usually have a great big exactly but think how much more convenient it would be than having to build some damn great really North Sea you got a point there no yeah but it's not a very big point no is it at all that oil was deep well yes a lot of it is but we're after the finer stuff close to the surface let the others go down for the drinks we'll try here ye why must you argue not just guessing you know I judge these things scientifically all right peddler in let's have a try we're slumming it with the nation's favorite wagon boner next this afternoon here on K TV drama you stepped on some later it's the show that's called a thousand catchphrases the fall and rise of Reginald Perrin and then it's Murder She Wrote

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Length: 33min 16sec (1996 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 12 2016