Larry David Pissed Off - Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 6

just tell my finger what's they don't have the wrong night thing you have a [ __ ] copyright on this stupid little thing you're making a fool out of me he's onto me now do you think you're making it for I'm being made I got 35 calls don't ever say to anyone you wanna have sex with my good I didn't I didn't say anybody would play the newlywed you have to do it I want to have intercourse with my son's win the game I've haven't played the newlywed game to even know what I'm talking about okay you know what I I can't stay in the same house as him we're gonna go come on no you know what I should go no no no no I'm going oh no I'm going I think I just know I have to stab you so stay you stay dead sorry thank you for everything come on show up I donated the whole wing didn't want anybody to know well he told you so apparently wanted somebody to know he told me okay who else did he tell how do you know he just told you Oh point is he didn't need all the fanfare and didn't need a benefit what fanfare I don't like the fanfare he's saying I like fanfare you can tell a few people he just doesn't need the whole world to know that he donated all the honey you know what I didn't need the world to know either nobody told me that I can be anonymous and tell people I would have taken that option okay you can't have it halfway you know either anonymous or you're not what is it look people are pointing out go there's Larry David oh yeah the Blair's Larry David the guy you asked to have his name up on the wall as opposed to mr. anonymous but was really 10 I'm proud of you anonymous it's fake philanthropy and it's full wine anemone what do you think about that what is this [ __ ] anonymous give me a break anonymous if you're anonymous how come people know about it I told maybe one or two people friends that I didn't think I wanted to have secret oh really I have a feeling everybody in this room knows Ted Danson yeah her girlfriend Ted why would he do something like that I don't know but I know you don't understand that it was a private moment absolutely Lenny's gossiping well a little Yenta I could not agree more with you I don't know where all right banned him from the house [ __ ] you ban him from the house we'll take care of you in my own way and you know what Jeff is man from your house you are banned from my house get a [ __ ] out what what do you get the [ __ ] out of my house I don't want you here begone with you out ATI's banned you're banned you're bailing me yes I am banning you you're banning me from your ass I yeah okay fine I'm ban good now come back don't worry I won't let me just say this okay the woman was standing in front of the counter getting sample after sample she had 10 samples ah you're allowed that recent oh you're not allowed to guess I think they got the movie cute spoons here yeah I know why they got the cute so looking teeth maybe one or two don't abuse your sampling privilege she abused the sampling privilege and you know what else what I was also watching out for the counter woman as well if she had a problem with that woman don't you think so no she's she's always told the customers right and in fact the customer is usually a [ __ ] and an [ __ ] did you know something Larry you should have mind your business on this one not she's making the rules he wasn't following the rules of society what rules the unwritten rules that we have as we go about our day like what like at night you tiptoe that's an unwritten rule you tiptoe so you don't wake people up you tiptoe there's no sign tiptoe you just have to be smart enough and considerate enough to do okay I don't want to hear about the money yeah no one will take this money I couldn't give it to a boat the bathroom like you know 10 to 14 times a day you move your bowels they're pissing are you all right she was concerned okay you see what I'm saying this is what I'm talking about this is none of her business how often I go to the bathroom what I'm doing in there how long I'm in there talking to you about my personal bathroom habits that's not good all right it's too much it's too much but someone's gonna sit there would you rather have a Klansman sitting there no I'd rather have a stranger frankly a stranger sitting there who I don't have to report in to she cares about you oh she cares about me yeah okay listen it's none of her business just bowel concern for you and I do - I don't eat her bowel concern how much like doing a lot of water that's all I drink a lot of water big deal out of water yeah well the water usually a balsa wood no buzz the bear thing or piss is that orphan without drinking like thousands of gallons okay all right let's stop talking about this my bathroom habits are not your concern okay I thought I won't care about your health fine you don't need to care about I'm in very good health you are I got a beautiful : you want to take a picture Mike : I have a VHS fine you can put right : up next to your cold we'll see who's got a cleaner Halle Colossus with any tiny John you have a cold country yeah we're [ __ ] and pissing almost 70 times away it the hell out here Kiki this is ridiculous she's right next she's I don't wanna monitoring my bathroom habits okay you called my girlfriend and hit on her and she doesn't respond and you [ __ ] get her fired walking piece of [ __ ] yeah first of all I never hit on her and what he's doing about fire birds dad the barbershop you made that [ __ ] miscarriage remark so he fired because cuz he wants nothing to do with anybody that knows your clothes was supposed to be getting back at me who are you to tell him how many kids now she's got nine kids I'm come on she wants more children how does she need the [ __ ] you to michype I got no skis enough by the way you know in China you're allowed to those people would be killed in China China - two babies in China what happens you get three they execute you they killed a baby not the baby idiot kill the parents get a tea well maybe that'll execute but think if they give you a good dressing gap the selfishness that's going on my goddamn husband for a turning out take dancing that's the way we later we're leaving the cemetery we're getting another pot yeah yes we are yes nobody's pushing nobody's hanging out nobody's gonna swing yeah you're keeping the way it is fine fine enjoy your evening okay wait you tell her I'm going I'm going you don't want to be buried next me when you're dead i can assume you don't want to be next to me when you're alive I'll see you at the concert uninterested I've got an offer you are gonna love them this is a serious you're a bit of a numbskull are you nothing seems to register when you order a soda to counter and you get the soda do you keep saying I'd like a soda I'd like a soda I'd like a soda I'd like a soda you have no idea what we're talking about you're more prepared to make you an offer you're a liar I'm saying that are you saying though she that's oh you're saying that I know don't look at her in the eye she knows what no you're a rotten apple I'm gonna tell him I good up I'm not telling her [ __ ] for you I'm a good good Apple good up uh yeah it's about talking during sex so so I talk to insects so what you guys not dirty talk at you chitchat so haha who can't tell that real crab isn't fake crabbing by the way Google should be able to tell real crab from fake crab you gotta be a [ __ ] if you can't tell the difference that's what I thank you no way I bring that up while we're having sex that's a fun topic to discuss I wouldn't care if she left me for a bald guy right but this is this is like the worst betrayal was it look like thick like presidential Kennedy hair are you special guests yeah so wide what's the big deal kidding it's ten thousand bucks he's giving you $10,000 so what's for one that's my money I'm paying for you you're my money have your money don't you want to stay I gave him ten thousand dollars he's giving it to you so I owe you it's not San Quentin have a game for I don't care you're not going in maintaining so personally this is just presidents not business but what are you doing up doing in the eye and tell me what so you're not doing it huh Oh collide unify a big baby long ball nothing wrong with the ball you said you would give new a ball yeah in 40 years does he overnight well yours is gonna go back mine isn't that's right you know what curse on you mine's gonna grow back yours isn't you deserve it you ruined my life you ruined my life okay okay give her an ultimatum whoa what the [ __ ] was that I was this close Larry you're as close you're angry she's gone it's a setback it's a setback I told you she wasn't bothered by the high [ __ ] pretend but you listen to me we ran out of time I had to see someone else you see suicided you know we're gonna do now we're gonna go to our house you're gonna tell her that the whole thing was your idea yeah we'll have a session let's go session oh I don't want to have a session you're gonna tell her that you told me to give her that stupid man 90% to blame for everything 90 I think 100% 100% to blame well I'm not taking the lion's share just take more than the Lions here take the whole share take it all okay I'm all right okay yeah no that's fair I'll tell ya I'm a hundred percent to blame I told Larry to do the to hold your hand to say I love you to the new Larry it's all no no no no no you didn't tell arias you know what what did you say I just said you're not responsible for the new Larry I'm the new you didn't make new Larry hundred percent I invented new Larry not you what about the tuck in the t-shirt taste of what do you mean you didn't tell me that you told me to tuck in you tell you tuck it okay I'm gonna talk to dr. Slavin and figure it out so - thanks all right I can't believe I got to see her with this guy Bob are you good already ray somebody bring somebody home I get a mother in somebody man you're not gonna find her hair laying like this especially but there's really nothing wrong about a woman let's have a tickle of my hands half a ticket are you [ __ ] crazy huh tickling my anus she's just a couple why did you say that I don't have a tickle who said that I I gotta go I gotta go look I think I've given you the wrong impression Larry's anus is fine shut the [ __ ] up okay shut the [ __ ] up are you gonna drag me out of this movie in five minutes to go let's say it's world's worst film I've ever seen and I really want to go you don't care about this story my fetish thinks we start butts they're gonna be 500 pages once I start them even if I hate it I'll finish it they're friends I can't stand you don't feel like 25 years still friends with them because I stayed to the end until they're dead I go down with the ship that's what I do now belly to the captain I'm go down with the ship that's our what you think about me the guy who keeps the captain company what's going on Larry ah dick durbin got it down the elevator hit up you [ __ ] yeah that's disgust all right well I can't believe that this thing has already gotten to this house that you would accuse me of that Mary uh you're back out do you I don't think you do thank you I didn't want that thing in the house butch let's put it up my ass okay none of my left so but wait a minute uh are you saying you didn't do that absolutely of course not come on that's insane yeah cause that's yeah I'm still sick about the fact that that things running around the house somewhere

Channel: duanew86

Views: 1,640,429

Rating: 4.7887177 out of 5

Keywords: Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Id: l2LOISQ6dVY

Length: 11min 4sec (664 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 04 2011

Reddit Comments

[u/ElPotato76]

I'd love to see one of these for every time Suzie tells Larry to get the fuck out of her house.

Ditto for every time someone uses his full name while cursing him out (ex. "Fuck you Larry David that's some bullshit!" - Auntie Rae as she's hanging out the window of the taxi).

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edit: Clip is NSFW

[u/Abraxas19]

SHUT THE FUCK UP OK? SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[u/captaincrash29]

This guy made a video like this for every season!

[u/Funkhouser82]

You’re shitting and pissing like 70 times a week!! 🤣