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[Music] ladies and gentlemen [Applause] hello Lily nice to see you welcome everyone canine hip dysplasia it robs a dog of its mobility its dignity its very canine entity it's about heart what was that Catherine uh that's not a word please continue imagine how scared you would be if you're lost your mobility your legs all of us Alan thank you for coming do you know you're gonna be here tonight I'm so happy to be a part of the celebration and you two deserve each other as well as a lifetime of happiness Cheers Thank You Annie that was so sweet lil remember that trip we took to Miami we just sat and drank wine and ate peanut brittle and I shared things with you that I've never shared with anyone and you made me realize how I can trust people again so let me just say Lillian you're my best friend thank you for coming I just want to thank you for carefully selecting me as your maid of honor I know you had some other choices but um you're like my sister and I love you well that concludes the speeches for the night thank you for coming really quick hoots all for coming this one to say really good wine is out going to restaurant owners great good job buddy hey hi you guys were great tonight well thank you what's next for you guys because you guys are really selling out shows and becoming really more shows record like in a month or so Regis around Portland of different bars and stuff Oh Kevin wants to get out what are you talking about Kevin we had a little debate on the conference call with New York they decided that they like you and they would like to put you on camera really no I was so surprised you oh my god this is the best news ever thank you so much this is great so excited oh my work can't wait to see what happens I know it's gonna be tough just remember you've got it here you've got it here and everybody's gonna see you right there we don't want you to lose weight we just want you to be healthy okay no bye-bye eating less we would just like it if you go home and step on a scale and write down how much you weigh and subtract it by like 20 and then weigh that much [Music] Jennifer Gladwell yes Jonathan the private detective I thought you'd be older yeah well I got into the business at a young age I was drawn to it would you like a drink drink oh no I'm on the water wagon tonight oh I understand I avoid the wagon by drinking white wine there's a very low alcohol content well that's really smart I love white wine and red and ramen so tell me what's going on you think your boyfriend's cheating on you I'm not a hundred percent sure but I'm like 95% sure I did try to access his email but he changed his password you had his password oh yeah just like a year ago I went through a jealous phase but this time it's real are you sure that's what one of my therapist said are you sure yes I'm sure god it's like I'm surrounded by Holocaust deniers it happens I'm sure you know my therapists aren't helping me at all which is why I contacted you but you know if you can't help me then maybe I should just go back sorry I'm sorry I'm someone else who can help me sorry I do want to help you yes I would like a white wine please no I'd like a vodka martini dry with an olive hey man it's Brad mission accomplished dude you you we're not even supposed to be there for another 45 minutes really yeah I totally forgot what time you guys told me and I was so excited about it I just went over there then you she actually you guys yep it was easy easy oh I don't mean easy like but she was easy I just meant wasn't hard to get her to tell me tell me what happened I want to hear it all you sure yeah I'm sure okay well uh she let me in so I just went back like I was cleaning the pool and I don't know anything about pool cleaning right so I was totally just faking it um and she was in a bathing suit so I struck up a conversation it's a really nice house thank you so your dad's house no it's it's ours oh wow you look so young to be living in a house is nuts [Music] if you have any sunscreen I forgot my see I thought that was pretty smartly right to ask to borrow the sunscreen because that way I asked back right I said of me just coming out and asked him to rub some on Iraq was pretty smooth huh anyway was a star trouble lotion all over body the rest is pretty easy alright that's it stop it I don't need to hear any more okay so how is that new pool cleaner what what do you mean what do you think I mean did he do a good job cleaning the pool oh boy did he get all the leaves it doesn't look really clean I'm looking right at it and it looks pretty goddamn filthy yeah yeah doesn't look like you did a good job I think you did a horrible job and I don't think we're gonna be using him anymore okay it's the yoga place yet yes but there's no alcohol allowed in the studio oh no I mean obviously this is just this is pineapple juice there's no outside drinks instead I set it down cool thank you like your hat hello thank you please remove it hey everyone it's really important in this pose that you arch your back and keep it flat at the same time I feel like those are opposing ideas no they're not because you're arching your back up while it's flat it's good you sweat it out sweat out all the toxins from this morning you know that wasn't just juice [Music] one time I threw a pool ball as hard as I could straight up into the air and then I forgot that I threw it I started to eat a tomato from my back pocket and then the pool ball came down and hit me in the head it hurts so much I ran around screaming oh no oh no oh no oh no I love stories about France I love stories where skeletons play the piano I'm brick I was dead last week I'm Johnny I like those parts of your face that are covered skin what's your favorite fun garden grow oh wow so you lost contact with the drone what happened next well I drove up to Malibu and little did I know I had a stowaway this one oh so cute it's been years since I've seen a dog can I hold him I'm sorry no anyway when I arrived you were all gone and then Pat showed up oh he was like a wounded animal just a mangled mass of blood and pus and it was Oh wonderful I already have champagne but thank you so much mm-hmm it's a baby bear it's trained and everything who used to live in the wood feel really dizzy call it oh no no are you guys ready uh-huh you have to give me your safe word no I don't need a safe word okay I'll tell you what if you feel like you're in danger just say spumoni no I don't need spumoni okay let's get this show on the road hey we're both wearing red sorry I'm not ignoring you I'll just try to deal with everybody I like your top handsome Thanks it wasn't normal size but I put it in the dryer how long you been working with the bear um just like a day what but I've been working with cats for like 12 years all you waiting to get filled with mob meat Yeah right Carl you really think any of these buns are gonna line up to get filled by you here's my impression of that happening um Oh is he in there yet I can't feel him I don't think he's in there oh wait he is I bet you Jack Rabbit 15 would ever let Carl get up in them huh put your fuckin hand down you're ruining my joke it was May 4th and in the Bayside town of Newport Beach the annual celebration known as Cinco de cuatro was underway the holiday started as a particularly vicious response by a young Lucille Bluth to the Mexican holiday isn't made of Cinco DeMayo she said it's Cinco DeMayo she's taken big loss she said that she called it Cinco de Maya dude oh I can't they just call it May 5th this is what I was talking about it's all part of the Mexican War on me it is but even a skeptical George senior soon found himself feeling similarly embattled you see the Hispanics of Newport like Cinco a lot but high up on coast highway Lucille Bluth did not and then Lucille had a horrible thought a thought that was thoughtless and better to not what if she thought with a sneering grin next year what if the party didn't even begin the moment ELISA nations visual or almost really vivid really realistic weird I mean that's not normal well I know what's normal you know really not having a loose Nations I'd have thought did anything unusual happen during my procedure did it so really did anything why you keep talking about anyway what you keep interrupting me well didn't thing on youth kind of answer ever invented me I love it just answer did anything unusual where do you mean where that's not proper was yes or no it's really unusual happen during my procedure yeah no you said yes first no it's what I ended with yes no means no [Music] you guys partake all partay are you sure it's pretty strong shit I got it from the military actually get me okay just you know go easy on it a little bit a little bit that's a bet I repair it takes a while to be absorbed I'm hungry we should cook up some sausages we have any sausages what do you mean by that why do you guys hate me can we cook up some sausages he'll be fine that happened to me the first time [Music] Raisa [Music] it's too good to be true standing here beside you [Music] what [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Eric Thigpen

Views: 651,920

Rating: 4.8213878 out of 5

Keywords: Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader, Saturday Night Live, SNL Wiig, Steve Carrell, Bridesmaids, Melissa McCarthy, Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis, Maya Rudolph, Jason Bateman, Ricky Gervais, Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Sausage Party, Skeleton Twins

Id: gL_slL4w1gA

Length: 17min 58sec (1078 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 11 2018