Kramer & Newman Help Elaine Kidnap A Dog | The Engagement | Seinfeld

uh no I don't wear a watch what do you do well I tell time by the Sun how close do you get well I can guess within an hour well I can guess within the hour I don't even have to look at the Sun what about at night what do you do then well night's tougher but it's only a couple of hours got it what do you think where is it this this is the dog yep but it's so small yeah but he's a fighter I can't be the dog I am are you sure you got the right one look you said the one in the second Courtyard he was in the second quarter how could that be the dog get on a bark yeah yeah I'll know if it barks all right bark bark bark Monticello this looks right give me the dog yeah boy this is it this is your new home hello [Music] hahaha Roxy where have you been we've been worried sick about you what's this hmm produce impossible I don't know I don't know how it happened we're practically a Monticello I mean how could that thing have found its way back there is no way I know so tell me anyway who was the big Mastermind but then I can't tell you the big news what news sorry what what all right but this is beyond news this is like Pearl Harbor the Kennedy assassination it's like not even news it's total shock oh come on Jerry please please please please please [Music] George Costanza yeah is getting married hi you Cosmo Kramer uh yes you recognize this piece of fabric yeah oh yeah it's what nothing you're under arrest a rest I have a receipt for a rental car with your signature including a report of some damage to the rear seat it seems as if the Springs were so compressed that they completely collapsed the right side what took you so long [Applause] they'll do to us I don't worry about a thing 20 minutes that place will be swarming with mailmen they'll be back on the street by lunch we gotta make some changes I'm not a woman I'm a child what kind of wife is this [Music]

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Id: C8md3LSghvQ

Length: 4min 59sec (299 seconds)

Published: Thu May 04 2023