George Cheats On An IQ Test | The Cafe | Seinfeld

she wants me to take an IQ test it's part of a research project so I have to be a guinea pig and a guinea pig been a sheep toady no I can't talk to you anymore in the IQ test yeah I'm just gonna find out I'm a you know people think I'm smart but I'm not smart who thinks you're smart I'm not gonna break a hundred on this thing what thing you know listen when people talk to you anymore oh the IQ thing yeah sure I have a low IQ I'm lying about my SAT scores for 15 years what'd you get what I get or what do I say I got what do you say I say 1409 1409 that's a good score you're telling me it was really you're my friend right of course I tell you everything right I hope so well this I take to the grave and what is this test this woman he's dating is making him take this IQ test for this course oh that sounds like fun yes fun IQ tests are totally bogus they prove nothing you'll do well you're smart no see he's not smart people think he's smart but he's not what'd you get on your SATs it varies you know I don't even know my IQ huh mine's 145. 145. get out of here you get out of here you get out of here maybe you should take the test for me well that'd be something cheating on an IQ test I remember in college when you passed letic the test out the window you became a legend after that yeah yeah I really had some guts back then why don't we do it again what you could take the IQ test for me for me I could pass it to you out of a window we could do it she lives on the first floor you serious why not where would I take the test I don't know she lives right around the corner you could take it here or go to the coffee shop no I'd be too noisy take it at the Dream Cafe you won't hear a peep if you go in the living room I'll take the testing here but why it won't be able to concentrate in front of you oh I think you're making too much of this IQ tests don't mean anything are you kidding me this is the best tool we have today of measuring a person's intelligence well I certainly don't place any importance on it well I think you're wrong about that and then now if you'll excuse me I really like to get started please good luck don't need it come out there I've been standing at 20 minutes sorry I'm sorry here's the test thanks again for doing this what time do you want me back here uh 20 to three okay okay thanks again and then don't settle for 145 you can do better you're a genius oh wow so you got the test you're cheating I knew George yeah the door's locked oh it's locked I need to get something Monica I'm really focused here this stuff's a killer George wish I could oh my god oh man look at this I'm out of time it was an accident what did you go on a picnic Babu bot did it this okay here you go how did you do piece of cake what happened to the test what I spot some food on it food what are you talking about where did you get food from my pocket [Applause] oh yeah I had a sandwich in my pocket and coffee yeah had some coffee yeah where did you get the coffee where did I get the coffee where do you think I got the coffee at the grocery store how did you get there I walked how did you get out of the apartment I didn't see you leave I climbed out the window you climbed out the window of course why didn't you go out the door the door why would I go out the door the window's right here fascinating man George Costanza

Channel: Seinfeld

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Length: 5min 12sec (312 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 24 2023