♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
WELCOME BACK! ♪ INSANE AFTER ALL I'VE BEEN
THROUGH ♪ HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY GUEST TONIGHT--<i>
( APPLAUSE )</i> PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT.
MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "IGBY GOES DOWN,"
"SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD," AND "SUCCESSION."
>> JUST EXPLAIN IT OUT OF RESPECT AND YOU CAN TAKE THE
MESSAGE. >> I GOT IT.
>> THIS GUY, TONY, ARE YOU KIDDING?
ARE YOU SURE. >> DON'T SWEAR AT HIM.
>> IT'S NOT COOL TO TELL THE PRESIDENT TO BLOW ME.
>> HEY, MR. PRESIDENT, SORRY. YEAH, NO-- WHOOPS.
CROSSTALK, YOU GO. YEAH, NO, THIS IS ACTUALLY-- I'M
HIS SON, ROMAN. YUP.
THAT ONE. LOOK, HE CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW,
BUT HOW ARE YOU DOING? YEAH, I WILL CERTAINLY LET HIM
KNOW THAT YOU ARE UPSET. >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
LATE SHOW," KIERAN CULKIN! ♪ ♪ ♪<i>
( APPLAUSE )</i> ♪ ♪ ♪<i>
( APPLAUSE )</i> >> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN. >> NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANKS. >> Stephen: I HAD A GOOD TIME
WITH YOU WHEN YOU WERE HERE LAST SEPTEMBER OR SOMETHING LIKE
THAT. >> SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> Stephen: YOU AND PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE CAST CAME HERE TO
TALK ABOUT THE SHOW. >> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHICH I AND SO MANY DIFFERENT PEOPLE HAVE...
>> HAVE SEEN. >> Stephen: MORE THAN SEEN.
KIND OF OBSESSED WITH. >> OH, WOW.
>> Stephen: AND THE SHOW THIS YEAR GOT 25 EMMY NOMINATIONS.
>> I HEARD. >> Stephen: AND A
RECORD-BREAKING-- YOU HEARD? >> I HEARD.
>> Stephen: SOMEBODY CALLED YOU?
>> I GOT AN EMAIL. >> Stephen: A RECORD 14 ACTING
NOMINATIONS, ONE OF WHICH IS YOU.
CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU.<i>
( APPLAUSE )</i> >> YOUR PRODUCER BACKSTAGE TOLD
ME THAT WAS A RECORD. >> Stephen: IT IS A RECORD.
>> I JUST FOUND OUT. >> Stephen: IS THIS YOUR FIRST
NOMINATION? >> NO, SECOND.
LOOK IT UP, MAN, LIKE, DO-- DO YOUR RESEARCH.<i>
( LAUGHTER ).</i> >> SHOULD I LEAVE NOW?
>> Stephen: WHY NOT. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU BEEN TOGETHER SINCE THE NOMINATIONS
CAME OUT TO CELEBRATE? >> NO, WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING
LIKE THAT. I THINK THAT HAPPENED, AND THEN
WE JUST STARTED GOING TO WORK. AND WE DON'T ALL WORK THE SAME
DAYS -- >> Stephen: ARE YOU SHOOTING
RIGHT NOW? >> YEAH, I JUST CAME FROM SET.
I'M ACTUALLY WEARING COSTUME. I'M DEAD SERIOUS.
THE GUY WHO MIC'd ME SAID,s, WHERE DO I DO THE WIRES?
AND I SAID, "THERE ARE HOLES IN THE POCKET TO PULL THE WIRES
BECAUSE THIS IS COSTUME." IT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME LAST NIGHT
THAT I HAD TO WEAR CLOTHES TO THE SHOW.
I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR. I HAVE TWO YOUNG KIDS SO ALL MY
KIDS ARE OVER-SIZED THINGS AND OFFCADO SMEARED ON IT.
I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR, AND I RAN TO THE WARDROBE TRUCK,s,
JUSTIN, I'M ON TV." >> Stephen: THIS IS THE ROMAN
LOOK? >> IT'S ROMAN, YEAH.
> Stephen: IS THERE ANY DANGER OF SLIPPING INTO ROMAN
WHILE YOU'RE IN THE ROMAN COSTUME?
>> Stephen: THAT'S HIM. THAT'S HIM.
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> Stephen: THAT'S HIM TRYING
TO EXPRESS LOVE. >> Stephen: PEOPLE ARE
PARTICULARLY THRILLED, PEOPLE REALLY LIKE THE RELATIONSHIP
BETWEEN ROME AND GARY. >> WHO THREW A DRINK IN MY FACE.
>> Stephen: HERE ARE THE TWO OF YOU.
THERE'S AN ON AGAIN/OFF AGAIN-- <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
THINK GOING ON BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
AND SHE TWEETED THIS, "I THREW A DRINK IN KIERAN'S FACE TONIGHT.
>> GREAT, GREAT, THANKS. SHE POSTED IT, LOSER.
>> Stephen: HERE'S THE PROOF. THERE'S YOU POST-DRINK.
WHY-- WHY DID SHE THROW A DRINK IN YOUR FACE?
>> WE JUST FINISHED DOING A TABLE READ FOR, LIKE, THE FOURTH
EPISODE, AND SHE WAS A LITTLE UPSET.
SHE GOES, "YOU HAVE A JOKE ABOUT MY OLD AGE, AND THERE ARE ALWAYS
SO MANY JOKES ABOUT HOW OLD I AM."
WHICH THE SHOW IS PRETTY BRUTAL MAKING FUN OF EVERYBODY.
IN THE SHOW, DAD HAS MADE COMMENTS ABOUT ME BEING A BENDY
( BLEEP ). LAUGHING LIE A HYENA.
SOMEBODY SAID, "MY BROTHER CONNOR."
AND HE GOES, "IS HE THE ONE WITH THE FACE?"
I DON'T KNOW HOW ALAN IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT ONE.
>> Stephen: THAT'S PRETTY ROUGH.
NO ONE IS PARTICULARLY NICE TO EACH OTHER.
>> NO. AND THE WRITERS ARE UNLOADING ON
US. "NO, WE DIDN'T SAY THAT, THE
CHARACTER SAID IT. WE JUST WROTE IT FOR THEM TO
SAY." THAT'S JUST WHAT WE THINK ABOUT
YOU. >> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU SAY
BACK? >> LATER ON WE'RE HAVING DINNER
AND SARAH SNOOK IS SAYING MEN'S EARS AND NOSES NEVER STOP
GROWING, SO AS THEY GET OLDER THEY HAVE LONG EARS.
I SAID, "ARE YOU SURE THAT'S JUST MEN?"
AND SHE GOES, "WHY ARE YOU POINTING AT ME?
WHY?" I SAID, "NO, NO, YOU HAVE LONG
EARS. WER THEY ALWAYS THAT WAY?"<i>
( LAUGHTER )</i> IN MY FACE.
THAT'S NOT-- THAT'S EARLY ON THE IN DINNER.
LATER ON, THE RESTAURANT'S GETTING MORE AND MORE FULL, SO
IT GETS HARDER FOR HER TO HEAR. SHE KEEPS HAVING TO ASK, "WHAT'S
FUNNY. WHAT DID HE SAY?"
I SAID, YOU HAVE ALL THAT EAR, AND YOU CAN'T HEAR?"
STILL, NO DRINK IN MY FACE. >> Stephen: WOW.
>> STILL NO DRINK IN MY FACE. AND WE GET THE CHECK EXPRV IS
GETTING READY TO GO. AND SHE GOES, "WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WHAT ARE WE DOING?" AND I TAKE HER HAND AND GO
( SHOUTING ) WE'RE GOING NOW!
WE'RE ALL GOING HOME! IT'S 8:00.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STAYING UP SO LATE!
WE FRESHT!" <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: YOU'RE LUCKY IT WAS A DRINK.
>> YEAH. >> Stephen: NOT A STEAK KNIFE.
>> YEAH. I THINK THAT'S ROUND ONE.
>> Stephen: THIS RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ROMAN AND JERRY, CAN WE
EXPECT MORE OF IT? IS THERE GOING TO BE MORE OF IT
THIS SEASON? >> I DON'T KNOW, WE'RE BOTH
STILL ON THE SHOW. >> Stephen: WE WANT TO SEE
WHERE THIS IS GOING. >> WHEN PEOPLE SAY I DON'T WANT
SPOILERS. I DON'T KNOW UP UNTIL WE GET THE
NEXT SCRIPT. WE GOT AN EARLY DRAFT OF EPISODE
FOUR. SO WE DON'T KNOW BEYOND THAT.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE SHOT ONE, TWO, THREE.
>> I HAVE NOT SHOT ANY OF ONE. WE HAD TO JUMP AHEAD TO TWO AND
THREE. I'VE DONE SOME WORK WITH JAY,
YEAH. OOOOH!
>> Stephen: PEOPLE WANT ANYTHING.
>> "THEY'VE DONE SCENE WORK. HMMM..."
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, WE'LL BE BACK WITH
MORE KIERAN CULKIN, EVERYBODY. STICK AROUND.
