>> I'VE ONLY SEEN IT ONCE FOR
A DAY. >> Stephen: WE'RE BACK WITH
KIERAN CULKIN, FROM HBO'S "SUCCESSION."
ALEXSANDER SKARZGUARD IS HE BACK?
>> I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN SAY. WILL THEY GET MAD AT ME IF I
SAY THAT? I DON'T KNOW.
IN SCRIPT SO FAR. I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM.
THAT'S NOT TRUE. MAYBE I HAVE.
>> Stephen: SO HE'S DEFINITELY BACK.
>> HE'S MAYBE BACK. HE'S ALSO MAYBE NOT BACK.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE BEEN TO LIKE CROATIA.
>> CROATIA WAS BEAUTIFUL. >> Stephen: CAN YOU TELL ME
ANY PLACE THAT YOU'RE GOING SPECIAL THIS YEAR?
>> I EBL SPECIFICALLY CANNOT. >> Stephen: YOU SPECIFICALLY
CANNOT. >> I ASKED TODAY, "ARE WE
SHOOTING THERE?" ANYTHING." WHO CARES, IT'S THE
THEY SAID, "DON'T SAY
LOCATION. >> Stephen: BUT YOU CAN'T GIVE
AWAY THE LOCATION. EVEN THOUGH I KNOW WHERE IT
IS. I KNOW AND YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE YOU TOLD MY PRODUCER BEFORE YOU
ASKED WHETHER YOU COULD TELL ANYBODY.
>> THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S TRUE. >> Stephen: SO I COULD SAY IT
RIGHT NOW! I COULD OPEN MY MOUTH AND SAY
IT RIGHT NOW. >> TOTALLY.
>> Stephen: AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU COULD DO ABOUT IT.
>> THEY WERE SO HAPPY TO ME TODAY WHEN I ASKED PERMISSION.
THEY WERE LIKE, "THANK YOU, SO MUCH FOR ASKING.
NO, DON'T TELL HIM. WE LOVE YOU FOR ASKING, THANK
YOU." AND YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN IT.
>> Stephen: NO, I'M GOING TO FEEL SPECIAL.
I'M NOT GOING TO DO NOTHING. I'M JUST GOING TO SAY TO
EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD, "WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?"
UH-HUH. DO YOU GUYS-- ARE YOU GUYS
HAVING ANY KIND OF EMMYS PARTY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT OUT
THERE? >> NO. >> Stephen: IF THERE IS,
INVITE ME, OR I TELL EVERYBODY WHERE YOU'RE SHOOTING.<i>
( APPLAUSE )</i> DEAL?
ALL RIGHT. THAT GOES FOR ME AND MY WHOLE
SHOW. WHEN WE WERE HERE LAST FALL,
OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CAST SAID YOU'RE THE BIGGEST CURSER.
YOU'RE THE BEST, BIGGER,
CURSER, CUSSER, BOMB-DROPPER ON THE
SET. NOT IN CHARACTER, YOU. >> YEAH, GLIINGS IS THAT HARD
TO TURN OFF, OR ARE YOU NOT
TURNING ANYTHING ON OR OFF.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE KIDS, RIGHT? >> I HAVE KIDS.
AND MY DAUGHTER IS JUST AT AN AGE NOW WHERE SHE JUST REPEATS
EVERYTHING. >> Stephen: WHAT IS HE--
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW. I NEVER H HAD A FILTER.
I HAD A TUTOR, AND SHE SAID DON'T.
FROM THE AGE OF NINE, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN CONDITIONED
TO... I JUST LET LOOSE, AND I
MY DAUGHTER WILL REPEAT THINGS
SOMETIMES. THE OTHER DAY-- ACTUALLY, MY
WIFE DOESN'T KNOW THIS YET SO THIS IS KIND OF A FUN WAY FOR
HER TO FIND THIS OUT. SHE HAD A BAD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
I SAID, "YOU SLEEP IN, I'LL
TAKE THE KIDS, AND GIVE THEM
BREAKFAST. HIGHCHAIR. AND AS I'M MAKING
I HAVE MY BOY IN THE
IT I THINK OF SOMETHING I DID AT WORK THEY
COULD HAVE DONE BETTER AND I WENT ( BLEEP ).
AND MY DAUGHTER GOES, "DADDY, AND I KEEP MAKING-- MAKING--
WHAT IS ( BLEEP )?"
"D, DADDY?"
>> YEAH, I CAN HEAR YOU. >> WHAT IS ( BLEEP ).
DO YOU WANT A PEACH? I FELT LIKE MY OPTIONS WERE--
I HAD TWO OR THREE OPTIONS, DO WHAT I JUST DIGNORE IT, AND
GIVE HER A ( BLEEP ) PEACH. AND THERE WAS MY INSTINCT,
WHICH IS WHAT I DID.
WHICH WAS TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF, BUT
THAT ENCOURAGED IT. PARENTING THING WHICH IS TO
AND THERE WAS THE GOOD
TAKE A KNEE AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT THAT
IS A BAD WORD DADDY SAID AND
YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT.
I KNOW MY DAUGHTER, IF I DID THAT, SHE WOULD HAVE ONE IN
THE CHAMBER AT ALL TIMES
GOING, "I CAN DROP A ( BLEEP ) AT ANY
POINT AND RUIN YOUR DAY." >> Stephen: SO WHEN SHE'S
OLDER, SHE'S GOING TO
ASSOCIATE THAT WORD WITH GETTING A
TREAT. >> YES. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
I'M LEARNING A LOT TODAY. YEAH.
>> Stephen: FATHER OF THE WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BIT
YEAR.
OF A BREAK HERE.
BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, I WILL ASK KIERAN ABOUT A PARTICULAR
ACTING SKILL HE HAS THAT
PISSES OFF BRIAN COX.
STICK AROUND.
