Kids Say The Darndest Things 149 | Funny Videos | Cute Funny Moments | Kyoot

what are you not going to do today say bad words good what are you going to do today not say bad news okay be good good are you taking a video why i'm not going to store like this because i look nasty i got this i got this i got this i got it i got it i got it i got it i got it i got it you swallowed what you swallowed the pit of the cherry do you know what that means that a cherry tree is gonna start growing in your belly oh the hospital that was crazy what's crazy take your new hair you you gotta get a new haircut tomorrow why because you guys get one tomorrow because it's driving like crazy do you like my new haircut no [Music] what'd you do i just cut it off because i'm i have used scissors before yeah so you're a pro see them it's easy i just cut a piece off and it's not in my eyes so it's perfect i know how to cut my hair nah what's wrong i'm stuck in the hair you have to get yourself stuck in there i'm just not doing anything [Music] why are you not dancing it's good music and you have to take care of me you have to fix my breakfast you have to rub my feet i'm not gonna do any stuff for you because i'm not a grown-up what should we get daddy for his birthday a race car and it's a big race car but i don't i don't think i have enough money to pay for a race car you just pay on credit oh okay what kind of potato is that a catchy potato what did you do [Music] i don't know what what did you do to your face i made a picture no what did you do right there to your mouth because i wanted to look pretty like you gonna do when you grow up say that's working and doing coffee [Music] you're gonna be a boss when you grow up no i'm already the boss happy birthday i hear you're 40. you're getting pretty old pretty soon you're gonna go to heaven i love you aunt nene love madeline [Music] [Music] no you cannot have alcohol no i ain't twenty man i know you're not it says happy birthday happy birthday to you where's my morning what's wrong it's a boo-boo what is it your heart's broken yeah where is a circle can i see can you say i love you daddy [Music] what can you say i love you daddy can you say daddy say daddy now say i love you daddy daddy now say i love you daddy mama jasper does mommy look pretty emotional almost what should i do [Music] you having fun washing all your fake dishes you didn't forgot the rinse it oh i'm reminding you it's nap time uh-oh okay you can finish up the dishes but that's a reminder we're gonna be starting nap time i'm reminding you it's nap time what do you want to be when you grow up uh a dinosaur a dinosaur costume you're going to be a dinosaur costume when you grow up yes but what's your job my job is everybody and say why what are you doing you're speaking about boys and putting bush on no you're not you're what you're four you are not thinking about boys yes i am no you're not stop no you do it mommy [Music] those are some big muscles how do you get those muscles from the applesauce mom i don't like you i love you being here on your hair okay thanks i'm making a cookie [Music] i can take your stomach away you're gonna take my starbucks away yeah why i'm gonna take it away you're gonna come to relax i feel good the question is what do you want to be when you grow up i want to be a is there anybody [Music] what does m stand for [Laughter] is stop complaining about a dead grasshopper coming in the house the top of a painting about that let me see it can you see here why do you need to take care of him he's dead i could when i take taylor and the movie right then i'll let him go [Laughter] i'm never buying that [Music] that makes me really super mad are you mad at me nope i'm a little bit mad but i'm super happy at you i'm a little bit happy you're a big ham no i'm not at the cow you're a big ham no then what are you a mashed potato you guess do you love mommy no oh you don't love your mommy [Music] what you got there krusty [Music] you like that you feel bad about missing the soccer game [Music] you don't care about your game huh i miss i miss mommy i really really really really wanted this you did what i did you peed where i look out you peed on the couch i don't know why you're just drinking there but that's okay because they're furry 40 because because because it's not funny oh all about so what's the problem you're just not being good and we're not going to go to the playground oh do you want to go to the playground i do and stop this attitude yes ma'am [Music]

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Length: 10min 4sec (604 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 14 2022