- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. - Go to Google and look up
the history, what the hell! - Alright. Hey, you're sweating a lot over here. - I am sweating. (silly music) - Hi mom. - Hi daughter. - We're about to go into my search history so Adam can see things about
me that he might not know. - I'm gonna take this opportunity and I'm just gonna go with it. - Read anything, I don't care. - Um, this is not that exciting, dad, you Google some pretty weird shit here. - Hair salons near me. - Elbow clicks when I benchpress. - When you get to a
certain age, your joints-- (exaggerated cracking sound effect) start to click. It's just normal for people my age. - How to keep calm. (chuckling) - Map of USA. Are you running away? - Yes, I'm trying. (laughing) - [Stephanie] Take me with you! - I'm looking at-- I see a handbag! - Oh, that. - Wow, a $2,000 handbag. - But, we're just looking at it, we weren't doing anything with it. Cute though, right? (scoffing) And red. - You watchin' some Netflix? Were you chillin'? - I was, yeah. - Interesting. - Sex hair for you? - Oh. - What?
- Yeah, mm. - Sexy hairstyles to impress your husband. (laughing) - How long can a cat last
in a 90 degree house? (laughing) - I was workin' on a new look. - Mom! - I'm workin' on a new look. - Oh my God! - Roland, I'm workin' on
a new look honey, hello. - Have you-- oh my God. - Our AC went out during
the 114 degree heat wave-- (chuckling) - Just the way you worded it was so-- - And I was really worried
that the cat might not survive. - It says 'how long can it last.' - Well, how long can a cat last? Anything else you'd like to know? - Great, great. - Lingerie. - I wanted to know!
- Lingerie! I wanted to know, I wanted to know. Don't judge me. I mean, you'd better be
glad I am still sexy, hello! (wheezing) - Just as I suspected, your search history is just as boring as you are. Uh. - I'm boring, I'm a nerd,
what do you want from me? - Get the best body of your life. New $1 trial for Dirty Days. Oh look, there's a body builder. Let's get fit together. - Weed clinics? - What? - Wait, what is this? - Wait, what? - Weed maps? - Oh, wow. - Oh my god! Wow, wow, wow, wow. Wait, first of all-- - And you were just getting on me. - First of all-- Let me explain! - Weed maps! Oh my god. Oh my god.
- Explain! - How to murder your wife,
it has nothing to do-- - It's called murder your wife?! - It has noth-- it's with Jack Lemmon. - What are you watching! - Jack Lemmon stars in this movie. - How To Murder Your Wife
is what you're watching? Does mom know about this?
- Okay, okay, okay. - I didn't even download that on purpose. - It's not a download, you searched it. Like, you literally
typed in 'weedmaps.com' - I heard it was a new thing, I was just trying to figure it out. - It's a great movie,
have you ever seen it? - No, what are you-- - It's a movie, How To Murder
Your Wife, it's a comedy. - I didn't even search
that, my friend searched it, you remember Kim from,
you know, over there-- when we-- my friend Kim? (laughing) - That was Kim.
- She ate an edible. - She Googled my stuff. I deleted it of course
because I didn't want you to get in my phone,
- Mm. I didn't want nobody to see it. - Have you even ever smoked weed before? Like... - You don't have to say all that, okay, in front of these people. - My mother's still my mother. - Yes, always. - The search history was fun. - Luckily that that's over,
it'll never happen again, you will not be getting my phone. I love him. - I love her. - Yes, he's amazing. Aww! (murmuring) - I don't really need
Google cause I have him. - I don't really need a
history book cause I have him.
