KIDS DO NOT WATCH THIS!!! | Helluva Boss Pilot

kill your husband or your wife wait no no what was that what was that what was that i'm about to answer all your questions is this a re-upload yes it's the reason why i'm re-uploading it because the last time i uploaded it got age restricted yes hell of a boss pilot now i realized i didn't watch the pilot episode so the first episode i was kind of confused i was kind of just thrown into the dark flashback so it's kind of weird watching the pilot after the first episode but who really cares raise your hand if you care i see no hands raised exactly this cartoon is for adults viewer discretion advised [Music] imp headquarters all right now i know business has been a bit slow lately yes it's no one's fault okay i'm not naming any names here moxie now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drummond up again i have a bright idea get that forget that uh uh that wolf this strip i'm telling you business is coming immediately the moment she takes her clothes off nothing my [ __ ] can't handle what about not me not me though let's make that clear not me though y'all not me not me hell milly no one cares about cars being clean here okay what about a billboard we can't afford a billboard sir bro moxie really glad you're in the room right now have you guys forgotten what service we provide that's aggressive that was on some kill lock hill type ish they they came straight forward with those were the good that i don't need any reminding sir considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious tv ad last week one that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches hey excuse me what's obnoxious about a super fun jingle alright it's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spitting [ __ ] if this jingle is stupid as hell this jingle is stupid as hell that we're about to hear bro open your mouth because i'm a pee oh wait i saw that 69 of y'all have not subbed up yet so what are y'all doing sub up and join the fam love musical sir exactly millie and we're basically doing a musical are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did sir because right now all i see is just my dad's [ __ ] talking to me crushing my dreams of being who i truly am inside are you trying to crush his dreams moxie i what i thought i knew you what the [ __ ] is happening i can't believe you moxie after i made you employee of the month damn i'm sorry a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater nobody actually likes the jingles i liked it do not agree i like jingles lollipop lollipops [Music] right that was a baker bro i don't want to hear it with him in front of me hi there i'm blitz the o is silent and i am the founder of imp are you a piece of [ __ ] who got yourself sent to hell or are you an innocent soul who got [ __ ] over by someone else damn which one's gonna be y'all are y'all gonna be the piece of [ __ ] are y'all gonna get [ __ ] over y'all the piece of [ __ ] y'all don't have to tell me y'all are in my chat i know y'all what you're a piece of [ __ ] like from the default like what after lovingly killing my wife for [ __ ] a delivery man you can imagine my surprise when i wound up here the state of ohio killed me i really wish i could stick it to that yappy jogger who saw me hiding the body well luckily for you thanks to our company's special access to the living world we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive now that explains a lot from episode one that i did not understand because i'm seeing her like why are they killing like what was the purpose of them going and killing that lady like i understand she did something bad but i was like what is the purpose but now now i got it when you want somebody gone and you don't wanna wait too long call the immediate murder professionals okay later cyanide will make [Music] wait no no what was that what was that what was that what did they kill them while six and nining pop my booty like a willy [ __ ] i'm for really [ __ ] [Music] no that's crazy oh that's crazy that's crazy that's crazy this jingle go hard though i don't know why they were hating on it this thing go crazy we'll kill your husband or your wife another one there every time i see these clear nonsense the only thing i think of is uh spider-man the uh i forgot spider-man's friend you know the rich guy clear that's the only time i think of this holy [ __ ] it actually worked he appears to be in stable condition but he'll need surgery now what insurance provider do you freaks have [Applause] oh that's the whole ad okay okay if y'all didn't have that ending parts that would be a banger but like why that why did y'all have that in there i'd like to go on record and say that incident was luna's fault dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target it's very simple oh sit on a dick moxie you'll sit sit on a and do your job hey now we don't blame our screw-ups on luna okay she didn't do anything wrong are you kidding me sir she's awful damn hello hellhound monthly she is reading a porn mag sorry a corn mag on the job like fire hurt happy adoption anniversary looney i got you a little something is it a cure for syphilis i what oh then i don't what what why did you adopt a wolf with syphilis that's horrible for business how are you going to try to sell a stripping dog with syphilis oh my god that's going to drive all the customers away you know i'm iso oh i still i still go on with the production of advertising her yes that's what i would do that's what i would do excuse me did you just fax me an ad for weight loss no why why would anyone send me this come on you know why whoever left the [ __ ] wait why i don't get it he's not fat i don't get it is there a joke i'm missing weight loss no what why why would anyone send me this come on you know why whoever left the [ __ ] avocado salad in the fridge i'm taking it because i have the work she's [ __ ] cute bro she is six pin she is a giant first hangover right now why would you drink on a work night i'm hungover from this morning dumbass isn't that my lunch you know what i can't take this assault right now i need to blow off some [ __ ] steam interesting you know she needs if she needs another child i know i think i know a guy i know i know i know we're really a really nice a really good guy to fit to fit her needs i know him very nice and personally she need to be on a football team with that punch that clingy rich [ __ ] is on the phone says it's urgent wants to talk to you he sounds a little dtf-y oh god it was one time if i hadn't slept with that privileged [ __ ] none of us would have access to the living world it's that guy that gave him the grimoire it's making sense now okay okay okay okay yes yes yes yes you what got the book got the book got this [ __ ] heavy book you put his ass to sleep is that what demon dingling does to you sorry i [ __ ] your husband [Music] that's not where i thought this was going that that it did i say where you wanted he instantly said my ass i heard you already oh what can i do for this time stolis there's a political candidate causing trouble up on earth for a few of my associates he's trying to convince people global warming exists doesn't it well yes but more people die if nothing is done about it and it gets lonely here okay well yeah that makes sense you know what happens when i'm lonely blitzy oh god [ __ ] damn it yeah he [ __ ] you in there yo he bends you over and and he feeds you his his his his meaty protein that's what happens when he gets lonely so blitzy get on the job i'm lonely i become hungry oh and when i become hungry i want to choke on that red give yours your sad and lick all of your before taking out your and with more teeth until you're screaming how much for me to get this i like the aggression i like the want i like the need for it get sign me up imagine getting thrown with such a wonderful time let's see if like bro if i'm blitzy i'm stiff as i'm stiff as hell right now it i mean it's okay two gay guys in hell you know enjoying themselves [Music] [Laughter] creepy mouth aka one night stand bird dick interesting eat this and then you know that someone said i can see the cutaways of the youtube videos what kind of ways all my commentary is staying in eat this and then you know that bridge over the freeway yeah [ __ ] off this she just eat but the point is luna is a valued member of our family and we don't get rid of family we aren't a family sir you are the boss we are the employees you treat her like she's some troubled teenager she's more like a meth addicted homeless woman you let man the phones that is offensive without homeless people i wouldn't have half the joy and laughter i do in this life while we are on the subject of family can you stop finding me and millie outside of work come on sweetie it's not that big a deal excuse me what honey can you give me the butter sir sweetie spoiler alert the butter spoiled what's funny why is why is she giggling what's funny about no no no what the hell is wrong with this man about i was dreaming my parents were being murdered but now i'd like to go back to that of all the ends in hell [Music] are you [ __ ] filming us right now just stop dude i don't know why he filmed that part everyone skips that part anyways doing that i don't see what the issue is there's something you don't want me seeing no your baby weiner have her sir what you say and how you act is totally inappropriate calm down mox you're gonna have another panic attack i am calm they're there is he a woman i don't judge the boring couple stuff you do outside of work hours so don't judge me oh i do judge you sir quite a lot actually mox he's our boss no no it's fine mills your husband is just how do i say this about being offensive [ __ ] what um i hate to break it to you i hate to break it to you but if you weren't trying to be offensive and it didn't work it didn't work there's some people very mad right now maturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life it actually does the only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage no he's damn [ __ ] do not talk to my receptionist that way she's sensitive yes i am you guys are all [ __ ] [ __ ] oh he's still here shut up kid you're lucky to witness this ugh this company is such a mess all right let's get back to talking about my outfit nobody was talking about that which is why i'm trying to get that ball rolling so how does it look it's good right it's been a little hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you [ __ ] shits wouldn't kill me but now i want that i want death you are a selfish greedy clown and i'm a kid we're supposed to like clowns even the creepy ones hey now that's not very if i wanted to hear from a spineless jackass i'd rip out your spine and ask you some [ __ ] that's my husband you're talking to that's your husband i figured you for a [ __ ] but i didn't know you needed dick that bad oh now they're getting cooked by this little kid bro oh they're getting obliterated this [ __ ] has neptune on his shirt and they're just letting them obliterate oh my goodness that's not neptune [ __ ] what planet is this this planet sheen this doesn't exist in our solar system bro and you what what about me nothing i don't talk to dogs damn person he said he's a cat person oh my wow oh you know kid you kind of are a piece of [ __ ] oh [ __ ] guys i just got a text from our client guess he was the right target after all who him me he wanted us to kill an actual child that's what they're saying well christ on a stick i guess there is a god [Music] you know folks with this company i really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can like killing people so from us here at the immediate murder professionals group we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money is gone and you're never getting it back and you can write us a bad review but we'll play dumb to it because it's hell and no one [ __ ] cares you know even though this kid was a target he's still a child it's important that we handle this going forward respectfully please if anyone has seen my little eddie please contact us and fall ain't no way what did we just witness the last three minutes of this was insane my brain hurts i i feel like the people who are behind this show is definitely insane but the kids have been saying very entertaining insane the type of insane that makes you want to watch more attention you feel me

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Length: 16min 26sec (986 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 10 2022