Kenshi - DO NOT WATCH if you're a Slavetrader [Samurai hate this trick]

[Music] you know you walk into any kind of direction and all you can see are those freaking big things just walking minding their own business and sometimes eating a couple of cannibals or maybe even us i don't get it sometimes they are so aggro they are running after you at any chance and other times just like now they're just chilling whoa holy [ __ ] i didn't even notice this one right here but our team is quite good with beating those big things he did it in one hit well anyway there's a little bit of a change in our plan originally we wanted to invade the cannibal's capital again to see if they got a new leader but beep came up with a really great idea this morning he wanted to see more of this world he wanted to see more of the world of kanji because all we are doing right now is wasting our time at the cannibal plains i mean it's a great time i i don't mean we're wasting it we have built a great fortress here great base right next to the water and it's flourishing it's amazing an amazing base with a good defense we got some turrets going on here but you know kenji is not all about the cannibal planes whoa we shouldn't go this way and beep he wanted to see more of the world of kanji so that's what we are going to do now oh it looks like we already managed to reach the fishing village it's not far away from our base but i don't know do we need something to really get in there stay here i think we will move on holy [ __ ] this guy is selling some goats and there's [ __ ] lying around all over this place yo dude how about you clean this up a little bit man i don't know do we need a goat got any goats for sale i don't think we need the goat and what does that mean adult 88 does that mean this goat is 88 years old holy [ __ ] those goats are pretty damn old it's very interesting how they managed to create such such a smooth transitioning between those two different geological environments pretty awesome oh no we discovered uh ravaged ravaged hamlet ravaged hamlet okay sounds like a dish or something like that don't get distracted on the path whoa who are those dudes outlaw farmer some simple farmers with straw heads and goddamn crossbows who are those dudes never seen those type of enemies before we're here to discover some new stuff and we're only going to fight if it's really necessary so guys don't get bothered by those idiots alright what is this place this type of dish ravaged hamlet looks like piece of trash every single one of those buildings is just simply destroyed there's no loot nothing around here so great we're gonna move on i guess it keeps on saying that we found some other ravaged hamlets look how many of them there are and some guard outposts what the hell they're running after us holy [ __ ] and they're fast holy [ __ ] what is their problem stop following me please okay what the hell dude forget them return to base they just followed us to double check if we're a threat or something like that now they're walking away as if nothing happened great dudes oh those are united city samurai guards i think they still have a grudge against us but seems like they're pretty chill for now i guess those guard outposts they belong to the united cities i don't know if we should go near those guys they can get pissed really easily so we are going to evade them but interesting it seems like this is united city's territory but why are there so many of those ravaged hamlet i don't get it i think it would be interesting going to the east to show but we have never been there but it sounds like very interesting city to visit maybe we are going to find some new followers or just other types of adventure holy [ __ ] what the hell is that are you kidding first the big things and now this type of [ __ ] what what the hell is that a skimmer it seems friendly okay it's not friendly at all but luckily it's not as fast as those freaking big things his run speed is only at 14 miles per hour we can outrun that [ __ ] quite easily so no worries but look at this guys the cannibals the cannibal can head exiles the stupid-ass ken heads they're also here at bust i think those cannibals are everywhere and what happened here oh no they killed the doggies let's take the meat for for some time later goodbye holy [ __ ] my dudes what the hell are you guys doing up here that's the whole samurai army tear just patrolling around the desert patrolling the wastes but there but they seem pretty cool and friendly for now yo that that's a whole city and just like the other parts of this area it seems to be also very uh destructed scarred by the war there's absolutely no one around here not a single soul let's take a look inside this building yo finally some loot but nothing useful there's absolutely nothing out of interest here just a bunch of crap maybe something's up here they even got a couple of cages here i guess from the looks of it bust once was a slaver's outpost there's so many prisoner cages just standing around here empty of course wha yo what the hell there's some guys chilling in here yo dude look at this guy he looks so old and his eyes pretty scary exile just like that don't let the door hit you on the way out okay those dudes must be some kind of outcast starving vagrant well okay you can chill around here seems like you guys are having a good time so i'll head off i won't interrupt you anymore goodbye guys oh damn it it seems like it's getting dark but i don't want to stay here guys i want to find an inn or something like that an actual place where we can stay at so let's head to xiaobatai yo look at this even the dust is moving quite interesting it flies all around sadly i forgot to bring some face protection some dust protection with us i hope the sand won't hurt us too much oh there are some lights in the distance maybe we're gonna check that one out peasants empire peasants okay and they're starving they're very hungry if the empire won't take us then we look after each other so it seems like we found some more outcasts but they seem friendly can we use their beds let's try it out well we can actually use their beds alright guys we're gonna stay here this night with those friendly fellows i hope you don't mind that i'm using your beds good night guys sleep tight okay the sun's rising looks pretty awesome actually i can't see anything but now look at this the sun's rising on the horizon looks beautiful get up guys you're done sleeping around all day did you sleep well beep yeah now let's move on should be not far now to show but i who are those guys bounty jurgen and horse weed holy [ __ ] let's get those guys god dammit we can earn some money here there's no one here to help you guys guards tear screaming for the gods what guards make sure they won't bleed out give them some first aid and now over the shoulder and let's go whoa and these dudes also standing up just have to pound their asses once more i guess sorry guys but we need the money we're short on money lately whoa holy [ __ ] where'd this guy go he just went off blade get get the son of a gun holy [ __ ] trying to fly away right not under my watch i know the united cities they love those slaves and we can get a lot of bounty here maybe we'll start doing some bounty hunting missions what the hell another one look at this guy he's wearing a basket as a helmet this character is wanted by the authorities by the united cities i guess we can get him too he looks pretty strong though and he's one of the sand ninjas don't look behind you holy [ __ ] this dude's extremely aggressive watch out guys he's pretty strong okay never mind we got him now we got three bounties that's amazing i'm going to keep my eyes open for some more bounties okay that's it that must be xiaobatai and don't worry about the tacos we got a pretty good defense at home so they can defend themselves pretty well [Music] i trust them okay our first city here in the great desert xiaobatai now let's take a look inside oh no more of those samurai guards i hope they let us in bags i need to inspect them i don't think we have any type of illegal drugs on us okay looks clean move along great cool cool area here is there somewhere a place where i can get my bounty let's take a look oh there actually is a police station how convenient let's see if we can sell them off hello i've got some slaves looks like you've caught the bounty want the reward i suppose take him where you running off to i still got some left now we're talking making some good money out here holy [ __ ] what's happening outside here there's a freaking skimmer inside this base but those samurai guards holy [ __ ] they're pretty strong that skimmer does absolutely no damage to them they have incredible armor the united cities again always with their goddamn slaves they cut a lot of slaves out here we could buy some off but i don't want to buy a slave what the hell no freaking way they're immediately attacking us the slaver's boss and the slaver's guard that's right those slavers are complete another faction let's see the slave traders yeah we're not very good with them okay how do we proceed from here we're gonna fight them blade is going to lock the door we're currently committing some dangerous crimes out here goddamn slavers i hate those guys okay we got the slavers boss down we're gonna take his stuff so when he awakes he won't be any kind of threat to us keep on going guys you can do this nice i think we can actually win this there's only one guy left you know what we are going to do pick this guy up and put them in the cages that's the best we can do and we are going to take their weapons so if they wake up they won't have any type of weapons oh no how did this happen the samurai guards they saw us oh no we have to run we have to escape from here damn i thought we found a peaceful environment once but no nothing like that we already got the bounty i guess guys run run yeah we actually managed to escape those goddamn idiots but damn why must that always happen to us no vanda please keep on going vandam's arm doesn't look pretty good what the hell oh man those guys they're really getting our asses holy [ __ ] vandam why are you so slow oh no i still got the weapons from the guards i totally forgot now he can run those freaking samurai guards they won't leave us be how long do we have to run away from those guys okay you know what we are going to fight there's no way we can outrun them all right vandam random decided to take a little sleepy out here in the great desert good night boys i'm out for today holy [ __ ] i just noticed our accuracy is getting punished by this dust storm pretty hard holy [ __ ] those dudes are way too strong okay vandam's not doing very great i think i have to run away from here goodbye peeps out here goby you cannot run them pandam's bleeding very very heavily if i don't act quickly he's going to die yo how long is this guy trying to run after us dude let us be okay i think sensei is waking up sensei treat your wounds please get your wounds treated i don't have a medicaid as if then get a goddamn medicate from blade what the hell is your problem okay i think we managed to outrun that one guy so now please put one down down and treat his wounds fast i don't want to lose the arm on van damme dammit guys how did we end up in this kind of situation again it's always the same please be put vandam down normally you don't have to throw him around it will take a lot of time before vandam regains consciousness i guess vandam is wanted in the united cities and has bounty of 18 000 cats on his head he did absolutely nothing she was just laying around playing unconscious wanted for theft assault and kidnapping and what's with beep burglary assault terrorism and looting peeps always getting the highest bounty always sensei and blade are no condition to survive out here in the wastes for long they need a safe place where they can rest a place where they can regain their strength here's the plan since sensei and blade's bounty ain't that high we're gonna let those two hand themselves into the samurai guards although we're then in jail we'll be safe from the outside world and after a couple of days we're free to go it's like a free little healthcare program van damme and beep on the other hand can turn themselves in they'd be sitting in those jail cells for years with that highest bounty they have to find a way on their own but beeps in good condition they will manage okay that's how we are going to do it sensei get in there i know it's going to hurt but it's the only option it's just that sensei can't outrun any kind of threat out here in the desert with 13 miles per hour it's the only option i know it's a heart burden but you gotta have to do it okay sensei do it whoa holy [ __ ] what the hell just happened they shot us with their harpoons what the hell are those things harpoon turret mark ii holy [ __ ] the samurai police actually managed to get us up well there's still a chance to survive this yeah they got us i didn't expect a harpoon to pierce through our asses everything's going to be okay just as i expected they're getting us in some cages up here and now we just have to wait they can recover and we'll wait out until they are going to be released again but beep and sensei they're going on an own path from here on our ways will separate each one of us has to go his own way now i'm sorry sensei i'm sorry blade beep get vandam out of here vandam hasn't noticed a thing yet he's still unconscious and he will stay unconscious for a long time will one damn ever recover from his wounds again and where the hell is beep running off to with mr vandam find out in the next episode of kenji hope you liked this episode if so leave a like a comment favorite this video subscribe and a big ass thanks goes out to the lovely patreon supporter of this channel keeping those videos rolling you guys are simply the best i hope i'll see you all in the next episode until then have a good one

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Length: 18min 27sec (1107 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 19 2020