Katt Williams - Woke Foke (Part 1) Reaction

yo what up all right um so uh we got another one from Cat Williams H okay cat Wills yes what we got this is his brand new Netflix special wel folk okay okay woke folk woke folk Yeah man so it's going to be a little bit more um maybe he'll be dropping some bombs explaining cat always drops bombs especially on his last interview exactly and if you haven't been awakened now hopefully you you're woke you know yeah I think that's what C was trying to do in a lot of his build up to this special you know yeah yeah he trying to wake people up but yeah but let's see what for all right man I'm ready you ready yes you you yeah I think I think everybody knows that uh I only do my specials in places that's [ __ ] special to me and should be special to the world and uh it was 99 and the 2000s and I was in this Anglewood at the Hollywood Park Casino for $100 a week and God brought me 24 Kobe years later bam live right here in [ __ ] ankle wood God really is the greatest okay all right I love you thank you nice lady [Applause] I can be a good [ __ ] through a whole crowd J I know it's Li but the truth is the truth so glad we got everybody here where's all the white people in the building Make Some Noise White People a thank y'all so much where's all the Hispanics where's me familiar in the [Applause] [Music] building that is tasty boy SN chest where's all the black people in the building Make Some Noise black [Applause] people I am not worthy [ __ ] I appreciate you what a blessing that's the best part of this whole thing is the fact that the people that like me happen to be some of the smartest best looking funniest people in the whole world and there's nothing I can do to say thank you enough okay let's get right to it I tried to be incog negro but thanks to Shannon Sharp's loud mouthass the gig is up everybody knows I'll tail but I don't do no snitching y'all know my job and my every time I infiltrate the Illuminati look for their secrets run back tell y'all and they'll kill me if they could but I'm too fast and the Lord keep blessing me yep mhm that's the truth so now understand that sometimes when you hear me talk I'm telling real secrets that should not be out there right but that's just what the [ __ ] I got to do sometimes when I find out a secret it ain't even for the rest of the world it's just for me for example look at the people that love me don't do it cat it's my whole life I knew [ __ ] was one of the greatest things in the whole universe because every group of people agrees on everybody's list [ __ ] is way the [ __ ] up here all over the globe what I wanted to know [ __ ] said not in Georgia yikes sir this is live you could have oh [ __ ] I already told him they the best audience cuz we the smartest and I got to share the information don't let the devil distract you I was telling you how good [ __ ] is in the whole universe I wanted to know how did [ __ ] get to be number two in the whole universe everybody agrees this is what I found out you ain't going to believe this [ __ ] and you ain't got to take my word for it you can test it out yourself I found out the reason [ __ ] is number two across the whole universe is there is a God and he love you so much he put [ __ ] skin inside your mouth you don't believe me test it out for yourself [Applause] that damn sure is [ __ ] [Applause] skin ladies whatever that's you so was it wet and delicious in there that's you but if it was dry crusty in there almost cut your tongue that's what it is I'm telling you I know the secrets I can tell them when I can [ __ ] tell them I needed my people to know it was some [ __ ] going on that people was not [ __ ] talking about and we need to talk about this [ __ ] they can't threaten me I'm already scared the [ __ ] I'm just saying it's a whole new world out there right now they doing some [ __ ] right now today they have never been able to do in history they changing up our words while we still using the words they just change them 20 years ago washed meant you was fresh and clean today if they say you are washed [ __ ] you are out of there it is not the same some words they just say and don't have no explanation all the women in the world know what toxic masculinity is they'll tell you about it see that's toxic mascul hey you shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] you don't know nothing about masculinity first of all there ain't a bunch of masculinities [ __ ] it's just one and it's toxic the opposite of toxic masculinity is femininity [ __ ] what the [ __ ] they'll just change words they want me to be mad at woke I'm not F to change woke you not going to act like that's a bad word what the [ __ ] you mean it's so political it is not [ __ ] political [ __ ] the F last time I checked woke was the opposite of sleep [ __ ] you not going to change the words for me a whole new world out there there some [ __ ] going on that they won't tell you about cuz they don't know how the [ __ ] you respond I'll [ __ ] tell you here's the [ __ ] truth some of y'all not going to believe this [ __ ] this is the greatest time to be alive in all of human history and you are living in it look at the people with depression what that's right if you got depression or anxiety tell your depression to [ __ ] the [ __ ] up [ __ ] this is not the time for that this is the greatest time to be alive wherever you are right now not a hundred years ago not a thousand years ago right now for the first time in history you can change some [ __ ] you can fix some [ __ ] you ain't got to take nobody's word for nothing not even God's word yeah God Made You he thought you was beautiful but you think you ugly well guess what you win [ __ ] you can take your whole nose off and put another nose on there you still going to be ugly it's a new day and age you can fix some [ __ ] are you a short fat man you don't have to be you got enough money you could be a tall ugly [ __ ] in three and A2 weeks if you go to the right Islands they get the right procedes it's a new day and age you can do anything you can do something even if it's a bad idea like playing blind football we already know we're going to win it's that kind of confidence that continues to amaze people who watch Dylan play because he's doing all of this blind you know I can't see and a lot of people think that but this courageous youngster he got [Music] Clips no oh [ __ ] [Laughter] [Applause] I just wanted y'all to see that with [Laughter] me I am so [Applause] conflicted I'm conflicted first of all let me make this very clear oh [ __ ] I hope none of my blind fans see this [Applause] and take it out of context it's not what it looks like I'm conflicted cuz number one I am for blind people's rights blind people should be a to do what the [ __ ] they want to do but I'm conflicted I mean can you play blind football you godamn right you can but should you play Like H [ __ ] no I don't like it I don't like it for him he can't win do you understand that he don't even know [Laughter] if he on the field or not do you understand that that sometimes in this regular life people just knock the [ __ ] out of him don't nobody say sorry or nothing oh [ __ ] I'm saying maybe if they let him play one game they had him out there playing the whole goddamn season it was terrible they playing Black schools it was awful he out there on defense trying to listen for [Laughter] [ __ ] These [ __ ] Ain't [ __ ] they played the whole game they didn't make no noise at [Laughter] all they using hands signals and [ __ ] it's [ __ ] up they run no plays for him they just hand them the ball send him in the parking lot oh [ __ ] oh Jesus yeah man yeah this going to be a do special going to be a do special can't say you you got [ __ ] meat in your mouth [ __ ] [ __ ] so if you got dry mouth you got dry [Laughter] [ __ ] ah [ __ ] oh man I thought he was G to say some serious [ __ ] but he thought yeah he's I got some secrets to tell and [ __ ] silly as hell man oh man yeah now you uh you shouldn't be playing football if you blind not at all you can get hurt yeah man you're going to get hurt yeah you absolutely will get hurt you I'm surprised he played the whole season likeis finished the quarter n you know like didn't nobody touch him in the play look like he's the only person on defense [ __ ] they just let his ass go they don't need to block him [ __ ] yeah he don't need block him he don't need to touch him let his do whatever he's going to do he ain't about to do [Laughter] nothing yeah don't make said hike where'd he go after that yeah all he heard was hike and footsteps like [ __ ] he confused any sport [ __ ] soccer [ __ ] yeah blind is just you know death I think you can play um basketball and football but BL you can't see like that's you know hand eye coordination silly man and that's where he's trying to wake you up at why would they even allow somebody like that to do that to be nice they're being nice I've seen before it's land of opportunity land of America the greatest place on Earth you know what I'm saying let him try but yeah he yeah I guess you got to give him a chance you got to give him chance but the [ __ ] should have been worked out in practice that this [ __ ] like who the [ __ ] did he beat out it's like like know when you have like the kid you see like the basketball kids right where the kids will come in there and make like we'll get like 10 seconds to shoot a shot up that's one play it's like one play this [ __ ] was starting over somebody I'd be pissed off if I was if I was behind him you saying I can't I'm not better than him mother can't even see anything has zero tackles this [Laughter] year oh man yeah I can't wait to get the rest of this man yeah it's going to be a funny ass special

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Id: hXl4DeHkQ24

Length: 16min 32sec (992 seconds)

Published: Mon May 06 2024