Every Comedian’s Reaction to P. Diddy Reaction

yo what up all right um so uh we got another one from joke World H okay joke girl yes what we got this is every comedian's reaction to p didy okay let's go man I'm ready all right here we go what's the deal with airplane peanut everybody has heard about the P Diddy Scandal by now Fox News CNN everyone there's ra at Diddy house who is the guy that was running around with a sports bra on from Cat Williams prediction on Club Shay back in January all of these uh big naviant is all catching hell in 202 it's up for all of them it don't matter if you did or whoever you is TG Jak any of them the every all lies will be exposed that's all to Comics talking about the diddler on stage this is every comedian's reaction to the Diddy accusations starting off with theovon andruski on this past weekend I mean people always would say that he might be a little rambunctious rambunctious is actually a great word to describe him yeah that's actually a great assessment of uh Daddy yeah that he a rambun just kind of guy yeah but I think you also hear that about anybody that's got a lot of money a lot of power and a lot of power the second somebody's got a lot of power they start saying they gay oh that's one of them power gays and money gays you know I don't know anybody that has said that that's right do you really think this stuff going down with with P didy I don't think he's the one they're after I think they're trying to get they're trying to raid the house the FBI because they're trying to cover up their own tracks cuz they know he knows who's on Epstein's Island yeah 100% got another thing Jay-Z's involved in this too and P Diddy is the one and then they coerced together and they made Aaliyah's plane go down that's a real Theory by the way and then JayZ got another girl pregnant and Beyonce had her killed I think also that P Diddy there's potential he's innocent you think so poti here's potential nice don't judge a book by its cover that's all I'll say what about the what part about this story about P did do you think he it must might be a misguided I think that there's a possibility he's you know involved in all these alleged crimes but I think there's a possibility the FBI raided the house to get evidence like cleared away that Puff Daddy probably had on all the top one percenters and sex parties and you know the bad guys D disguising themselves as the US government cuz they're the good guys and I think that they knew that P didy had some dirt they knew they weren't going to get him they raided the house took took any evidence that might link these top 1 percenters two P didy sex parties they're going to get rid of that the thing with P didy will go along but if you notice today day one p did in the news what happens oil tanker goes into a bridge in Baltimore connected distractions and here's the can I stop you real quick because I am kind I started out ready to make fun of your first thing but it is I it's it's got potential you be winging at him no Diddy no Diddy do you guys know people are saying no did love that like we should have kept no homo meaning what it means yeah and no Diddy should mean like cuz were you a fan of pause no I think it's all kind of I think is kind of but if you're going to do it no homo should be a third thing I mean no Diddy should be a third thing like a no se traffing like no homo is when you're about to when you when you say something gay accidentally right but so no Diddy could be like when you accidentally sex traffic yeah oh man no no I just I want to separate you from your family Noy no stay in this room till I get back no did damn there you go right no we just did it there's food on the floor no didy it's not too late we might penetrate culture yeah with this episode we could what do you think of did's whole Scandal man I can't call it you know who the know cuz they they're not being very specific about it but I but I know Homeland Security don't do Co by Coastal simultaneous raids the federal the feds don't raid cuz they heard a rumor that's not how they work the weird move is this drug mule are you aware of this guy guy who drug mule yeah he's got a drug you know you're a bad person when you don't just have a dealer you have a mule right that's like a big deal to have a mu right yeah a little offensive to mules mules are just like hey I carry [ __ ] on my back up a mountain now I'm an [ __ ] this guy just s up his ass right it's crazy was like what do I have to do with putting up your ass and this is a a white guy who played in the NCAA what what a fall from grace not exactly a Cinderella Story there guy who keeps trying take it to the hole there we go all right I mean I was talking to someone the other day and she told me she's she's been to his parties really like I've been to some of his parties I'm like how was it she's like I mean you see some and I'm like not like that she's like no not like that but you know a lot of famous people are there obviously and I would go I mean who turned out a P Diddy party I mean look if I didn't know about Epstein I probably would have gone to Epstein's like look we had Louis black in here talking about it and and I was like oh a crazy dinner with a bunch of interesting weirdos I'll do it yeah Diddy's a molester the diddler diddler is in super trouble dude he's in big trouble did we break that story we were pretty close dler we were early on the diddler you knew who broke that story Kanye yay broke hard yay knew no yay is not fed yay was like Diddy and meek a Fed 50 is hinting dude jig man at Hove at Hove being for the all a huge swath of the black community already has him on like sus Patrol big time just it's Illuminati charges he had early Illuminati charges early ones the clintons how did the clintons get you dude if you're a rapper and the clintons hit you up like yo we want you to do this thing how in the world are they able to get you to yeah it works unless yeah I was telling you on the way here Diddy's wife sued allegedly for him bringing the Bros through the professional Bros dude imagine you're on a date Cassie's allegations were that the diddler would take her out for nice dinner and then call like the dancing bear troop to come through did you see the dude driving outside and he's talking about how Diddy has buses filled with little kids coming through his house at 3:00 a.m. all the time he was white neighbor said that no the one I was tell that one was black neighbor that yelled at La I got tired man I got tired of the media trying to smear this great City every time I turn on the TV they're saying you're a bunch of [ __ ] criminals drug addicts and pedophiles and is [ __ ] that is not the whole city that is a very small specific section of the city it's called Diddy's house that is listen listen this the only reason I think he might be guilty uh is the evidence um the evidence is a motherucker bro but now the other reason is because every celebrity in La has had their home robbed except Diddy like Rihanna got robbed and I thought about it as like like bro Robin Diddy is terrifying cuz what if he's there you break down the door he's butt naked on the couch Meek Mill sitting on his lap petting him like a malti [Applause] cat cry oh no wait a minute I thought you was finished D's like can't stop W stop you try to run out you run out the door is locked you're locked in you turn around all of a sudden you hear got the go in nowhere you ain't go nowhere I can't be stopped now it's your [ __ ] tonight okay everybody partying with Puff Daddy oh that's that is interesting the Diddy stuff is like he really seems to be a super a gay super villain well well the you know the the most crazy part about all of that is that there there is this very specific brand of like homophobia right that's deeply embedded in hip-hop of course and puffy is such an integral part of hip-hop right right so to be like because because at that point I don't it's not even a matter of like is he gay it's just like he's just rich and Powerful mean he's evil and making making the most homophobic guys black cool rappers do gay [ __ ] is the most powerful thing you can do it's like you've stripped the like the toughest dudes of their Humanity it's like he's basically he's he's the black Hillary Clinton if you think about it you want to hit you want to [Laughter] hit you know can you imagine being that guy and you looking around like did y'all do this now I've had to turn down $50 million four times four times just to protect my inte and that virgin hole I was telling you about right cuz P Diddy be wanting a body it and you got to tell him no you got to tell him no I did so far we've already heard from over 20 different comedians but we still have 14 more comics to go like a diddy type thing no Diddy seems to be a closeted gay billionaire Mogul uh kind of a s masacus rape guy I don't mean that per se what I mean is like a straight guy is starting to have sex with trans people so now the P Diddy thing which like for 2 years I would tell people is hilar I mean it's horrific but it's also hilarious that it was like the big secret that P didy had make a bunch of these guys can do weird sh oh do you think the government does it well P Diddy does it do you cuz they they're saying he has like video camera set up in his house oh that dude's a freaking a half Jennifer Lopez went for an HIV test yesterday she sweat these dreams as a young man who you want to be when you get older and and you're like you know I want to be a man of power or I want to be a CEO whatever dream you have and then you obain it and then I don't know these guys get crazy man they crazy with the women and it's just unreal if you get into his kind of nonsense where he's you know wanting to control manipulate people to own people yeah the documentary going to be fired what yeah that is going to be good on Netflix Diddy the diddler what are they what did they say do they get them you can't find anything a lot of memes yeah a lot of it's going to be meme City you know that's never going to once it once that gate opens up for the internet to have at you like that especially when they catch you it's done well I saw an interview that Usher gave on Stern 10 years ago or something like that and he was talking about he went to a thing called Diddy's flavor Camp do you even know what this is you ever heard of this I heard about the party you heard about him playing naked basketball the [ __ ] no tell my mama told me about that my said they Diddy was over there playing naked basketball which is crazy what the naked basketball anybody go e want to play naked basketball no absolutely not that's crazy that is crazy as [ __ ] basketball is the same thing place I guess I guess had all those people over with yeah yeah I guess Jamie Fox was talking about Jamie Fox was playing naked basketball Jamie Fox he was saying he played naked basketball crazy Jamie Fox was some bad yeah but that's not naked basketball at that point that's just that's a porn I've seen before yeah you're not wrong cam Patterson in the 12 yeah 12 deep yeah the bench Off the Bench with Cam P that's that that [ __ ] I feel like I've seen before n naked basketball insane there is no no sport that can be played without clothes on that's but I do believe that when you hear these stories I know that they're conspiracy theory [ __ ] I believe every second that he was playing naked basketball You Hear the People it sounds like a [ __ ] hip-hop history nightmare but it really just sounds like a [ __ ] Tuesday night my parents are going party to a White House honest you know what I mean like hey you guys want play naked basketball that'll be hilarious right right right wait did P Diddy make people play naked basketball I think that was his right P Diddy Is that real yeah or J it might be Jamie Fox that might have been that accusation Heard naked basketball which is weird how that gets out you're like listen man I'm just I'm going to be honest with you Jamie my head's not going to be in the game saying if I'm on your team I'm a liability if we're playing naked basketball I just don't know money you could be paying security guys like your handlers to not do what they're doing to P didy particularly how do you pay them to go like this goes Hey listen I'm giving you a fair wage you're going to drive me around I'm going to treat you like and then you also don't ever tell anybody that I suck off a bunch of dudes when after midnight it's a completely different document but also called an [Laughter] NDA everyone's full of sh their heroes are crashing like waves and they just don't know who to believe P Diddy was a couple years ago giving a cheers with the finest champagne at a black Billionaire's brunch and now it's been found out that he's a sex trafficker alleged yeah nobody makes those accusations if there isn't true it's like everybody's bill Cosby now the heroes are falling one by one and nobody knows what to believe cuz nobody talks to their owning father anymore you know do you know what the things that P didd he must have done to Justin Bieber's h a legend Jesus Christ treated like a locksmith a leg he was like I can't figure this lock out this is going to take a while this is a new type of lock we don't have replacements for and he just was in there digging around who knows what that guy's doing listen if anywhere anyone is wearing sun this anyone is wearing glasses inside with the lights on they're hiding their eyes there's something off cuz what is that who does that rock and roll guys who bang 16year olds 15y olds they wear their sunglasses inside okay I don't know what slash is up to but it ain't nothing good no you are literally bigger than ever I see you on the P didy affidavit your ass you was at you was in a swimming pool with meat meal well no one knows more about being puffy than you do so you be puffing in the morning from the AIDS medication niggaer your ass you are notoriously big and you are notorious [ __ ] oh [Music] [ __ ] oh my goodness stupid stupid oh my goodness [ __ ] basketball is pretty wild pretty [ __ ] wild how the hell what do you play [ __ ] [ __ ] how do you get a team two teams together to play that game that's 10 [ __ ] I don't know if he had a full team man I don't think he could have found the full team or six and three on three is two on two four that's too many it's too many [ __ ] on the court naked man maybe he did find a whole team but godamn however many yeah that [ __ ] is right there's no sport you can play without clothes n you have to be clothed you have to be clothed [ __ ] yeah I Jamie Fox I've never heard that story so Jamie Fox told it or he was possibly in it he was in the game well he yeah I think they said he was in the game okay that's what I was picking I was picking up a little bit of both so okay well that's an interesting story Jamie you know yeah you know that's [ __ ] and yeah who won it doesn't matter who everybody lost that game I would have to win nobody be able to touch me I so fast n n n n I would have zero points and my defense would be horrible I have no defense but I wouldn't lose cuz I would have the ball I would not be touched I wouldn't have the ball they get abely would not be touched by anybody else no I'm not like I'm like why does this [ __ ] want us naked p didy why Diddy why do we have to be naked no I mean you only bring that you only bring that idea up to people that are that probably wouldn't have an you know a problem with it right you would think yeah all them [ __ ] probably okay yeah I would hope so you know it depend on type of game you woulded like cuz imagine if he was just thinking like one on one right so if he's only asking that to one other person like Jamie right and maybe he was like Jamie you want to do 101 [ __ ] in basketball maybe Jamie was like okay but maybe he had a whole room of [ __ ] and he was like naked basketball guys yeah and then he had a couple people that were in there straight then a couple people that weren't straight or was a whole room Gaye I don't know when you make that announcement you know what I'm saying like who does that that's it's weird man definitely I believe it though I believe that happened that reminds me of like the prince uh basketball story absolutely but you know Prince wasn't you would think Prince would be freakier do some freaky [ __ ] like that all right guys we're going to play with no clothes then wasn't it shirt's first blouses or something but this is way freaker than that yes yes yeah this is this is good yeah I still yeah I definitely play princess game for sure but not I can't wait to see the documentary they said it's going to I think uh M cuser said it's going to be Diddy the diddler oh really that's a good name for the documentary who's making I don't he just made that up there's no documentary coming out this bad while it's still going on man you know we still need some trial first man it's more evidence jail wait for the isn't there R Kelly documentary or something should be pretty sure there is all these [ __ ] Bill Cosby R Kelly P Diddy OJ just died Epstein har Epstein Weinstein yeah yeah you know bunch of them man these [ __ ] these n got some skeletons in their closet Jesus

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Length: 18min 28sec (1108 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 17 2024