K Camp in the Trap! with Karlous Miller and Clayton English

what's up this is chico beans hey i am carlos miller and i'm dc young fly from the 85 south shelter hey when you're on the move and you can't check our show out on youtube you can still check us out on the apple podcast app our heart radio app or wherever you get your podcast what about spotify yep uh google podcast absolutely alexa hell yeah hey tune in every friday listen and subscribe to the 85 show it only makes sense god damn it stupid [ __ ] what the why man play me something play me something for my intro man play me something off that kirk franklin mix tape [Music] i'm your so you can respect what i say if i call your phone it ain't the plate now you didn't put this [ __ ] up on the news telling all the funny bit we on tmz in front of all these witnesses i got the extra pray just because i like to say [ __ ] sometimes today what what what what that spell for my [ __ ] frank you know what i said that for my [ __ ] i said cause he came uh huh you [ __ ] with that yeah man shout out to kirk man i thought that freestyle yeah that [ __ ] was it you know that was just something like that like something light don't give me that pressure yet i don't i don't wanna be trying to drop two i'm gonna pressure on them hey welcome back to the 85 south show look check this out man i was just in here in the trap i walk in i was just smoking me a little piece of roach you know i was smoking a little piece of roaches that i had you know this this is my i'm about to roll the blunt yeah then i walk in the background like [ __ ] came back there i was like for sure you really tell me mister it ain't nothing to cut that [ __ ] off for sure this [ __ ] who likes smoking weed and getting hot for sure this this real yeah bruh welcome to the trap my [ __ ] that's hey man i know you gotta i know you got a whole catalog of [ __ ] yeah but you know my [ __ ] is that's my [ __ ] that's my [ __ ] too bro [ __ ] with that come on man we're gonna get it to him every time atlanta's on bro how you been i'm blessed dog you know what i'm saying just kicking [ __ ] kicking [ __ ] i'm gonna get to the trap bruh that's a good question every time you tweet something they tagged me like bro get him on the show i'm like man let them add tweet and pay for it now so i [ __ ] with y'all watching i watch almost every episode yeah we had a show i did just to see you come up the way you came up and the music that you selected to put out there to the world yeah it's just you you got to get your salute bro i got two you did it on your own terms my [ __ ] you ain't riding nobody coach and you really came in and made your own lame facts and you stayed in there i'm still in it working i'm still in it yeah they got to get bigger man they're going to see you got a lot of fans that watch this show yeah and you know of course because they've been asking about you getting on here so just give them the raw man let's talk about the whole journey what you want to talk about like the beginning the ugly part the club the microphone in the closet [ __ ] before this before the diamonds and [ __ ] brought the diamond [ __ ] out of my basement come on say it 27-17 can't get you all the rest but you know if you know you know uh texano red train hold up stop right though yeah tell them about how lit that [ __ ] used to be hey man we had tits i know upside down every what friday saturday [ __ ] you know what i'm saying shout out kip shout out the whole north side red train club q right mad mad world see all these clubs you name it these are these are spots that people were going through to find that new sound and they landed search you know what i'm saying you gotta give a shout out to the dj southern bridge shout out to bread that's when i first met you yeah remember that captain uh [ __ ] went out of the cafeteria dude yeah that's the first time i've seen carlos yeah so it's been you know saying we putting that work in for a long time right long term but i sound like i'm old but i got to say this like well you know i know your mother yeah i know you i knew his mother first his mother used to come to my show and she was telling me about a young man you know how people be my rapper i had no idea yeah and then he [ __ ] blew up and then she called me and she i told you yeah and hung up then she called me back sound like they come to the basketball game yeah that's hard that's like you want to play i smoke i come yeah yeah i like it but now man we've been doing this [ __ ] for a long time it's been a long time coming but we're gonna let them know man we used to perform five hundred dollars in a bottle of syrup you know what i'm saying we just go there [ __ ] i haven't been in every country every food every club every come on man this [ __ ] real i didn't pass i see these i didn't got them gay so rocking pineapple to so many dj's so i can cranberry to you know say the east side west side south side every part of atlanta i didn't i didn't you know what i'm saying i just wanted that one's that don't nobody get the ass like you know how atlanta is yeah what club would you say broke your [ __ ] out first like had you they created they helped you create your buzz the most in the city i gotta say [ __ ] tessano a red train the norfolk bro yeah the norfolk broke me and then i feel like we went to the east side where's that nah now where's that figure eight if you know about fig i do yeah yeah you know what i'm saying we figure eight broke a lot of [ __ ] um obsessions yeah um la rumba the underground uh zero if you know you know you know what i'm saying it's the late night [ __ ] yeah that's what that's what broke count early back in the day day when the strip club got a hold to it yeah where did it start making his rounds at first um i want to say magic i want to say the flame i don't want to get confused but wherever funky was that what what funky was that he was at the blame you let it flame first yeah i think the flame flame popped off and you know i'm saying my [ __ ] was was built for the club you know so when i first came up i was just making club music you know what i'm saying so everything i was putting out was already in tune for the club so i think was what what came uh money baby came first hell yeah money baby came first they ate that [ __ ] uh-huh and i leaked cut her off it wasn't supposed to come out yet and that's when cut her off just blew my money back it was my real single yeah how you man you know most people get to hear that get that one bro yeah and then for you to just let one go yeah yeah i had a lot of i was popping too much [ __ ] in the beginning though you know what i'm saying when i was going crazy all that [ __ ] never gonna stop running [ __ ] ain't never gonna stop but see you [ __ ] around and stop for a second man that [ __ ] was crazy because i seen it i seen it coming you know what i'm saying it was it was a situation where you know oh hold up [Music] yes and the [ __ ] from the west side with the big ass shoes that big tall [ __ ] who wants to be like this one dude you saying this [ __ ] i was like that [ __ ] was at that [ __ ] okay you remember do you remember this one rap group i can't never remember their name it was about 50 of them [ __ ] they had that one song catch another charge and on guard to the chain gang they just performed that music i don't remember their name they just always perform that [ __ ] though at the moment so many [ __ ] i know it was a monday mariachi but it was a it was about 50 of these [ __ ] and it was a lot of overlap because we'd be doing the comedy [ __ ] yeah like we do a comedy [ __ ] and that [ __ ] be halfway forward ain't nobody really there yeah and then you know the next night it would be like function cause i used to hold this whole lot of open mic too [ __ ] [ __ ] if you couldn't go in the parking lot you might have made out with something yeah for sure oh and they would arrest everybody leaving their biggest nights vegas night i ain't gonna get a chance to even go to vegas oh we did i was too young [ __ ] one night i was in that [ __ ] you looking like you know brown birthday man i heard about him jesus took over the hobbit the club right here roadblock at walmart and we made it through a roadblock i caught a dui in the car damn 18 19. [ __ ] i got through one road block cause they ran out of tow truck we drove through the cops were shaking each other's hands and [ __ ] they had a good night man we went to the gas station and the tow truck driver was like yeah they would have went longer but they ran out of tow trucks and i was like there's ain't no [ __ ] i'm back dude talking they're finishing the roadblock yeah they're not even giving the [ __ ] that's called number hundred we threw after this yeah hey man they made they made it quota people don't understand how how good cobb county is no i kind of like that locked up man free my guys man hey man who told you you could sing to these women [ __ ] when i learned it was open light and nobody was doing it for real yeah i knew it was going to make me some money like no cap which one you want don't matter charlie sheen you know the fancy one yeah you got to get yours you just throwing a gasoline everything hold on flip that [ __ ] up yeah you need a light sweeter yeah that's the one hit it with the hunter bow guard that's the wine i'm promoting [ __ ] yeah but you promoting black people having [ __ ] and when they see you drinking it they're gonna reach out to you exactly it might not be no money but at least you won't have to die no more you're like not [ __ ] i've been drinking it for like two months yeah two three months yeah you can't make no more [ __ ] yeah like we were supporting folk [ __ ] then it was [ __ ] now you got to actually have a product i got money you know what i'm saying my [ __ ] coming don't ever think my licking works come on man we waiting on yeah we're waiting it's going to be a cognac go ahead yeah darling like that yeah that's the flavor yeah dark skin dark skin dark skinned dark skinned photographer yeah i did already yeah cause everybody who black know people can be dark skinned and dark skinned to hit different forms [ __ ] ain't gonna need like when the [ __ ] describing the fan is dark skinny ain't gonna say dogs he don't say bruh thick shot with that fat legs on dark skinned that's how you know he's like oh that [ __ ] like dark skinned with an exclamation point it's like darn skill with no flaws she dark skinned it right that [ __ ] is everywhere i fought with it um i love it play me some pimping man you been slipping with that pimping that you been slipping bro how you been making that doing the pandemic bro streams then went up yeah for sure strangers went up uh you know saying during the pandemic like everybody else if you were smart i would just learn yeah you know what i'm saying i took a different role when it comes to this music [ __ ] i ain't just an artist number you know some ceo of a whole record label you know i run a lot of [ __ ] so i had to tap in on the other side the side i tried to run from him you know what i'm saying because i was artists like man [ __ ] sign anything y'all read it i just do a show to go to the studio but you know what i'm saying that [ __ ] kind of backfired so i took all that time to really learn you know saying i was reading um uh lawyer books [ __ ] i was reading out typing anything has something to do with the music industry like how to read training yeah all that [ __ ] you know i was tapping in a whole different way you know what i'm saying really trying to prepare myself when this [ __ ] open back up so i can be prepared for it you feel what i'm saying so that [ __ ] it worked out you know what i'm saying right now i feel i feel like i'm tuned in more than i ever was where you [ __ ] with that tick tock there's a lot of your son i'm going to say i want to say yes or no i don't i don't talk i don't i don't know what i'm saying you're aware of it but shout out to ted talk but i don't be tick talking i'm too grown for that [ __ ] man [Music] and no no no no offense to everybody who ted talked but you know i'm a player to bj you know dancing [ __ ] come on man come on come on bro you got to have a dance i had a dance i'm just saying didn't do it you got to do your you got to have a dance i dance in front of the microwave i danced when she on the way to bring that coochie yeah put your hands in the air touch your leg do your cookies fought and she fell something wrote down my damn stomach cause you know they'll stop checking the levels once this [ __ ] get going all right wind guy we ain't got his audio hey man i don't know what he said [Music] [Music] yeah i disagree well i think cutting the [ __ ] off one of the hardest things you ever had to do seriously yeah man especially if the business don't want to go [ __ ] it might be the easiest thing for me how how you just going to cut it i don't give a [ __ ] i really don't if i if i fall with your [ __ ] would you [ __ ] with your foot with your foot with you that's seven people then it might be a possibility but i don't care bro i don't care so like what somebody said today tan thank you for what thank you for taking me out block well they you ain't cut a [ __ ] off then you just deserve to get cut off you know what i'm saying we're just a little oh so you will cut a [ __ ] on though you cut it back back on yeah but i'm saying back on yeah cause the streets need some healing i ain't even thinking about that hey [ __ ] [ __ ] up [ __ ] is sorry something is good i ain't no nobody just got a [ __ ] off and that was the worst mistake they ever made [ __ ] is losing weight what what [ __ ] ice cream is [ __ ] [ __ ] just staying in different living situations where they gotta turn the tv down at 11 o'clock no cap no couch you cut a [ __ ] off before you knew what the [ __ ] was like out there you ain't give a [ __ ] the females are saying this they change that roles on [ __ ] man you gotta stay strong matter of fact i need i need some guys you know what i'm saying you know what i'm saying stand up for that [ __ ] there's a lot of [ __ ] going on bro we have [ __ ] getting ran over i don't like it it's a lot of [ __ ] that we have to put up with just to deal with women yeah but it's the cost of you know what i'm saying it's time to play for everything see k cam got iceberg slim in him yeah for sure he celebrate with a [ __ ] leave yeah i love you you know what i'm saying like we're going to go to a party for no money in my pocket me and the other [ __ ] is going to eat cake yeah come on come on i got an ice cream cake for me and all my other [ __ ] come on man we're going to go to the horns yeah the confetti yeah when you leave for sure so you y'all celebrate oh yeah when i get rid of a [ __ ] you can't hey bon sometimes women don't want to leave you because other women already want you yeah mm-hmm that's their fault though that their problem that's [ __ ] up women are so selfish like cold and they'd be like andre what what andre say protect your heart keep your heart keep your heart three steps well that's why you really [ __ ] up girls are smart eager smart that line i live with a lot to you that's the one every time i feel like my oh no keep your heart listen i'm not into giving [ __ ] you saw this story that dude gave that lady just kidding then he tried to marry her and she said no who one of them dude black man what i'm saying we got started in class and teaching how to yeah that [ __ ] ran that scam backwards yeah he [ __ ] up that would be like [ __ ] he said alive i don't know he probably ain't he probably ah [ __ ] up kenny away over some [ __ ] yeah you swing i go too deep see that's the that's the most dangerous part about [ __ ] with these women though is like they don't even have to cheat for that [ __ ] to [ __ ] you all the way up your [ __ ] can tell a [ __ ] hey the wrong way and it'll [ __ ] the whole relationship up no no cap no cap i'm telling my dad to make you be always in your feelings at a [ __ ] right all right you know this [ __ ] you know this [ __ ] you can't even say hey yeah you say hi from the last time you said hey ladies that's some real game right there if a [ __ ] ever asks you if you know this [ __ ] the argument is already done yeah the argument has started at this moment yeah for sure it's going down don't make that [ __ ] keep asking you if you know this [ __ ] i ain't gonna ask you again that's how you know when you're lying when they get you the long explanation oh line they try to explain out of what the [ __ ] you talking about that's why men get mad so fast because they been we've been a fellow hold up wait a [ __ ] minute that ain't what i said that's why [ __ ] look crazy yeah they flip this [ __ ] on when you when they make you look it's crazy they so good at that yeah that's the that yeah they wait for you to amp up yeah they ramped up the whole way then wait until you amped up why are you so mad yeah this that seminar you was talking about come on man i'm winning we can do this huh once a week there you go right there guess what we gonna call it what cutting the [ __ ] back on come on welcome back to the 85 south show we are home come on i finally got him to tell the truth ain't nothing to cut off name tell us even put her right back on and you will be held accountable because this is the trap let's go then you got to do rag on let's go like you running [ __ ] come on i ain't never seen a [ __ ] i got my hair done today make sure it stayed down yeah but when you threw the flap back up it was reminiscent of ogb that's the spirit that it broke odb hell yeah [Music] that dance right there see what is it low five okay then watch move his hand i told you you're dancing already that's what's up man what you been working on [ __ ] next album what's it called you can't tell yeah yeah i can't tell you that's the name of the adam can't tell you yet but i do got a single dropping on four 16 what's the date the six two more days two more days this [ __ ] gonna go off and the next one gonna go even harder and that's gonna go up hard and i'm gonna slap him on top of the head oh when the album coming i'm thinking may it's right around the corner everybody get in campaign mode y'all about to see it now start right here that's what we're here don't [ __ ] leave our show and then go campaign hey they know they know what i do kiss fire did 700 million strings come on man yeah hold on just so it can have the same effect it's got to be a [ __ ] that come through and say 700 million yeah yeah kiss five killed and that was the warm up come on man 700 million yeah so basically lottery went platinum what's on your mind you went though so he's saying he got some [ __ ] that's about to do more than 700 million come on man when the numbers get too high your voice go up come on that's happy yeah now we got a little money but that's still so far away seven hundred meters you're talking yeah yeah that mean old white people listening to your [ __ ] yeah for sure any kids and the dog and they dog you know the dog liked the song he's howling the lyrics my dog be doing that [ __ ] no cap my dog i just have him in the studio every time you have i knew i had a bob still take him yeah he lived in my studio that's how you make a dog in my cabin what if you walk in the studio and the dog's been working on some [ __ ] too and be like hey come here listen to this [ __ ] i was working come on man this [ __ ] start working the boards i dog freaking hell too yeah nasty i got some stories about that little thing anybody got any uh female pit bulls they want to make my dog you know she didn't have some beautiful puppies why don't you say that that [ __ ] is going to see yourself i need you showing me pictures of me if you guys are pregnant to me oh bob burn the phone see that's the money [ __ ] throw on the phone yeah somebody got some money look send all your dog pictures to kate campbell he got him he gonna check some dms and he got his cousin over there that's gonna check the other one don't send them to me i need them i am not in the dog business [ __ ] told me they was gonna give me a thoroughbred pit bull that i never heard from him for real i mean the african nature scanned me on the pit he almost had me to the credit card i was like hey man this [ __ ] on scene right yeah i ain't buying no dog with no credit card i'm about to mm-hmm and i'm about to i swear to god oh man he's gonna get you mm-hmm no i got that close this [ __ ] don't sound right no you got to buy your dog in cash bro yeah for sure now i got my last seal no harder me gave my last dog shot no shout out to knowing you know what i'm saying didn't give me no doubt you probably got smoke you try to get one from noah i don't know i probably need a dog from the shelter who that had a family before and understands i know how to do all of this i don't want it i'm just glad to be at this shelter man yeah i'll be back here laying by the back door them kids come back up here i'll run over there but i ain't really i ain't really a dog dog man i got hit by a car then i ended up in the shelter my family moved to cincinnati they couldn't afford the surgery appreciate you getting the [ __ ] out of there i bought somebody pull up and ain't gonna bite nothing yeah i don't need to be that they like real humans for real yeah you would dummy you buy the one with energy yeah that was me as a little kid i want the one that running around [ __ ] this [ __ ] ran off every kind of way man this [ __ ] run off the other neighborhood i don't know if i say what i'm about to say don't say that you're saying don't say it i don't got pounded out let me tell [Music] yeah your dog is out here picking hits mm-hmm that's the 700 million brothers on some real [ __ ] though appreciate that that's [ __ ] amazing appreciate it bro yeah hold up man i did the big stream [Applause] that's that's heavy yeah man that's what does that look like right now keep hustling yeah me you face the husband in the face of the hustle right now and yourself and yourself you know what i'm saying everybody putting everybody out here if you still hustling [ __ ] yeah everybody face the hustle now see this ain't hustle cause you know this is just what it is this is straight up that's right i ain't hustling nothing everything on fresh street yeah look everything bro [ __ ] with no kind of hush hey i'm still looking for some new asses to put on them seats could everybody you know [ __ ] be like i seen him [ __ ] that was last time you think i'm gonna come and do the same thing neither no every one of them show the individual you can say individuality the individualities look at the individuality [ __ ] i know what i say individually individually that's him that's him then you ain't got the same [ __ ] right that you said with inflation with that flex i get sporadic on the [ __ ] i go sporadically because i'm asphoric yeah [ __ ] yeah dictionary.com that [ __ ] slow down before you have a metamorphosis in this [ __ ] because i'm about to get all up in there to wake up out the cocoon no the [ __ ] been in the mitochondria the whole time you mean the riboflavin you already know cause once the [ __ ] tried to jump into my carbohydrates i told her to slow down right there oh [ __ ] being luminescent then i got real translucent with the [ __ ] that man i told her everything i gave her the truth the [ __ ] was craving transparency this whole time oh but she was reluctant to accept it well you know these hoes is homogeneous yeah because they can't be diversified oh you got to bring them back down to the substantia yes because the [ __ ] started putting on all that makeup and now she didn't made a personified version of herself because she likes to practice personification well if that ain't out of my appeal come on man that's the last thing i heard big encyclopedia head ass bro she full of herself [Music] then when he sucked all the fat out of her stomach now her ass is messy cause they got stomachs out here that used to be asses cause once they get the fat sucked out that food will just slide down and be [ __ ] you didn't know this that's how they show up they'd be like throw that back there take this and throw that back down i'm sucking all this out and put this in the ass and then whatever left don't just drop down and be [ __ ] that's why the neighbor be [ __ ] up [Music] y'all don't know this you're going to get a surgeon too i'll get you right [Music] [ __ ] like to hear bro you get when sometimes you be riding and listening to the radio [ __ ] they play four five of your tracks back to back yeah to this day tedious day i still hear doing all this [ __ ] on radio that's crazy what's some of your favorite [ __ ] to perform like you know when before the world shut down like the ones that you missed performing uh my favorite [ __ ] i ain't gonna lie before [ __ ] got down shut down ice cold was going crazy nice cold that [ __ ] was going crazy uh what else marilyn monroe um cut her off all the way go crazy when i perform crowd favorite yeah but i've been forming cuts my fans know yeah i'm saying you got [ __ ] who just know radio [ __ ] and you got [ __ ] who know this [ __ ] on yeah i like performing [ __ ] on my out right you know what i'm saying really be on that [ __ ] sitting on the on the stool with the mic standing up just really singing that come on man we go crazy i can't wait to get back on the road honestly i can't wait calendar filling up right now kendall oh i thought you said candidates yeah they go there too [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah are you okay yeah they want you to they can't wait they can't wait we're gonna we don't post that [ __ ] on the ground you gonna [ __ ] on youtube this [ __ ] internationally yeah drizzy they got to say the name right hey out there south africa um something something somewhere one of my favorites in the world a lot of [ __ ] i ain't you know what i'm saying i want to get never thought yeah i'm just talking about the uh my boy holly you know what i'm saying before i got here i might pull up on future in them tonight um drake j uh pharrell yeah um i wanna do one with jasmine she's so hard to me she's so hard she she taught that [ __ ] i talked honestly she liked it you know saying female version to me that last album sounded like some [ __ ] i wrote um it's a lot of [ __ ] man you know saying whoever's just talented you know what i'm saying who who got good vibes i like i like to build on energy i can't go in the studio [ __ ] would be trying to be too cool would you be let's make some music you know what i'm saying let's make some money let's buy about you know saying create this [ __ ] for the culture and just keep this [ __ ] moving ain't never gotta be that serious you know saying so anybody who got good energy good vibes and make dope [ __ ] hey dopest [ __ ] got bad babies though you gotta ignore that that's true sometimes sometimes [ __ ] man but they mean well [ __ ] probably think i'm you know saying it's hard to talk to i just [ __ ] i gotta really like i gotta follow with you i gotta i gotta i gotta figure yeah i'm an energy type nick like if i don't know if i see something that's off i'm like yeah i might i might i might yeah x y out but didn't see you again and something cool ain't cool sometimes it's good to overreact yeah for sure here stay dangerous yeah just to know that what it would be like it like just to see if the people around you will know how to handle if you're overreacting you really just seen it for sure if they want to see you or something sometimes when you overreact [ __ ] to get you to look like keep going they on some [ __ ] yeah they like [ __ ] do this [ __ ] and lean into the [ __ ] that's going on like [ __ ] with it shoot him yeah kill him kill him on loose i would kill him with you yeah all my moments be like this yeah there's a hat moment like that no cap but you know what sound photo everybody sometimes i get invited to conversations just to be the voice of one reason i figured it out you the devil man but you know what it's just that sometimes people like okay watch this this is the one he's i disagree with this one okay i know he's gonna we've been disagreeing on all these yeah when we get to the one that he really disagrees with he'll say enough for both of us they're gonna [ __ ] some [ __ ] up hey man it's like that man that's the way of life [ __ ] take it or leave it you know what i'm saying be true to yourself do it in a day i am understanding that's what i try to try to show people that sometimes i don't choose that life mm-hmm life chose me i like troubled me sometimes i'm just a disagreeable [ __ ] especially i'm not i like something i ain't gonna just tell you when i disagree give him an example i'm gonna tell you when i disagree but i'm like okay how [ __ ] up you gonna have me before i have to stop yeah okay really okay hey man he did what it is what it did this [ __ ] the worst don't never have him around that's a gay i just end like a [ __ ] out of the clown i was the one who used to hype the [ __ ] i had to switch right on yeah egg and [ __ ] on bad as hell in school it's funny when you look back at the door it's like even when you overreact it's like you still reacted just enough yeah sometimes sometimes you look back at how you overreact and be like i should i should have went a little bit more yeah i said he went a little crazy you feel me i'm trying [ __ ] need that [ __ ] it cleanses your spirit yeah get that [ __ ] out that especially is like creative that's your best energy to create from anger and your sexual energy yeah i agree with that that's the best two energies to use as far as when you try and create yeah man anger is the it's the most creative energy that you can when i get mad i make the best music especially when you can i'm saying if you know how to learn how to divert your anger to your best music when i get mad yeah yeah no cap that's what cutter all came from what she do [ __ ] cap that's all it takes that's it you know what i'm saying [ __ ] you know that's old news honestly i don't remember the girl i don't remember her name i don't remember [ __ ] about her but i know she made me she might know what she did she know she knows she remember that day she talked about it i was on thunder we wasn't we was in the big house on thunder road you say you're gonna pull up yeah we know she said she came she every time the song come on she's like turn that out yeah that's about me she probably hate that [ __ ] it's about me you probably hate that [ __ ] i wish i really remember the girl who well but i can't i don't know i didn't have too many vibes too many vibes don't remember [ __ ] ain't no point now it ain't stopping yeah oh no hell no she would never get nothing for me think of your life as a box of dvds bro that was just season two bro it's different right now the still got a bigger budget now yeah everything they don't need we don't even shoot in that location right that's it play we shoot with the vhs what's that yeah not necessarily because she has somebody's wife now probably a good ass wife i think so i'm talking about dedicated she probably is doing laundry folding it socks rolled up yeah kids is doing great in school she cooking meals with sides yeah her insurance is like 117 a month deals with credit scores shot up my credit score just shot up too much i'm just saying she hers did too [ __ ] her she about she just put the down payment on the career she missed the payment in two years i hope so i'm just saying i hope so don't don't never wish baby oh in life in life that was mine yeah yeah i always talking about like ho i'm talking about just in life you're like you're you're accomplishing the collections yeah the collections not the physical hoes like your collection of life's little holes but think about it majority i love them to this day check this out all the [ __ ] you ever got in your life up until today put you exactly where you are oh yeah so a mixture of those [ __ ] that you would show now i'm not saying people because some of them was just a piece of [ __ ] yeah i'm a show but all of the puzzles collectively made you a great see it's the weed because every [ __ ] agreeing too much you see how [ __ ] like they're real some [ __ ] is about one or two [ __ ] away from greatness no no you a gumbo a [ __ ] right cause think about it as old as you've ever been when you was old enough to like really need it and want it you've been seeking it that's been your nourishment that has given you your drive to do everything you've been great at as a man said a lot yet what success without no hoes they can do it for those but i'm saying if hoes don't want you you not what find a new career man i ain't feeling it that's why [ __ ] be doing what the [ __ ] they do that is why instagram popping that's just really to see how many hoes in the world like you um that's all instagram is how am i speaking bro you go through go through your pictures and don't nobody like but you're homeboys and [ __ ] delete that [ __ ] that ain't why you posting [ __ ] what are you posting for these hoes man you wanna know i meant but the whole i'm in my hoes who like me well i'm talking about what they looking at yeah [ __ ] who i am as a person all right because i'm just gonna pretend to be who i need to be to get these old let me get around the white house man i'm gonna talk about [ __ ] y'all a psychologist and a meteorologist [Music] feminine rights whatever these hoes is into equality air pollution i'm telling my [ __ ] [ __ ] we ain't never gonna talk about it let the white hoes come in like what you said whatever these hoes is into you i know about it no i don't care i have a wide range of knowledge that's why you was about to get that dog [ __ ] we can talk about breeds of animals and what's your favorite camera do you [ __ ] with them arabian camels like you like this did you know they actually buy them camels from africa you didn't know that wow hey man you gotta get them blend in bruh whatever them something will be foolish though man that's the new age but yeah man you gotta talk about that they know i'm a grown man i'm glad i don't have to deal with young hoes man [ __ ] i'm grown too they still come around young women that are attracted to me freaky as hell cause that mean they just like old [ __ ] yeah i like them clues too you do season you sure positive you know like i mean they i never said i didn't like i like that most times that's exactly what i'm saying i'm at the age where they ain't cougars to me no more they're just my class we're just all groomed together get your kicks on route 66. 60 is the new 35. you ain't seen these new 60 year olds black dog i gotta see something [ __ ] near alone [Music] that's the right answer bro crazy don't let him take you down that path she want me to walk around the house with the rovers and gucci [Music] i can't what stop playing with them [ __ ] wait this is crazy it's some women who is some women you don't even know how old black women are you'll meet a beautiful woman at night and she might turn around and say i'm 74 baby and you still go i think you don't no no you're not you gotta look at some of these [ __ ] don't take clothes off they ain't got no hand surgery hey dr miami can you pull this skin back i'm sorry baby there's nothing i can do for you she's gonna wear gloves like out of here yeah this [ __ ] wear gloves you thought it was some sexy [ __ ] whatever man y'all ain't seen what's out here in these streets you think everything is how you see it on the cartoon bro i thought about some [ __ ] higher the other day that [ __ ] me up every time you seen a piece of chicken in the cartoon what piece was it the leg why nobody never drew a breast never i ain't never seen a chicken wing in a cartoon before a wing no [ __ ] unless it's attached to the whole bird when they turn the [ __ ] that's a turkey yeah that's what i'm saying that's the only time you see well that's another problem i have with cartoons because they didn't ever show you how big a turkey wing actually was [ __ ] a turkey wing as big as your [ __ ] fish and they wanted us to have they wanted us to believe that jerry the little mouse was snatching the [ __ ] off there at his leisure yeah and that was cowboys though everything we seen growing up was cap that's real everything energy was racist that's [ __ ] up steve don't never bring up that's why we do them found the monster every time they did never fail they definitely did the monster can't always a person it was a [ __ ] with a mask it was a white person trying to get some insurance money yeah [ __ ] what happened it's haunted we can't do nothing with it we got to destroy it but they wouldn't land all the time though everybody's scared they showed me this [ __ ] now what the [ __ ] y'all talking about bro who the [ __ ] needs an abandoned amusement park that's just a liability somebody's gonna get hurt out there a lot of them old white guys was just trying to get that insurance pay out and move to the city kids may have [ __ ] to do with that they were trying to burn that [ __ ] down all type of [ __ ] it's facts first of all without thinking about it [ __ ] if you knew that you was your own swamp monster why the [ __ ] would you hire somebody to come figure out who you are exactly come on let me show you the property the child's ass out of here they're meddling kids ain't that what they said take the man what they was there to do these [ __ ] finding clues on the way up there looks suspicious we're going to spend the night here like y'all scared of [ __ ] yeah they were both as hell where was their family that [ __ ] was probably a rolling origin that's a little weird combination yeah nerdy [ __ ] yeah bad [ __ ] so you tell wait a minute a stoner you telling a [ __ ] with a handkerchief around they were already old enough to drive with a big brother for real that's a good question they never let shaggy drive he was high he was high as hell every time he had to be so he could talk to scuba dude yeah don't try to act like he was a bad person if it wasn't for him being high enough to talk to scooby do a lot of that [ __ ] wouldn't have happened yeah he was a real he was a real uh school was the one who taught him how to get the [ __ ] out of there what should we do hey hey yeah so scooby doo was the star of the show now hey a team the little nerdy girl figure out what's going on right it's up to the [ __ ] with the handkerchief to set up the trap it's up to scooby doo and [ __ ] shaggy hi ass to trick and be the loser they got them in the chase they got to get the monster to chase them yeah and they had the best [ __ ] [ __ ] they got to get the money running in one place didn't that [ __ ] turn into some disco [ __ ] like you don't answer yeah with a little dude that was the best [ __ ] to run down the hall with you would never find this jacket and scooby doo if there's more than one door you even finding them how the [ __ ] was they moving through the walls like that ain't nobody [ __ ] with shagging the scoop no no no no no she told me so much about like where to touch it bro that it ain't nothing to fear but old white dude old white man it's creepy as well his head later man i thought well forever somehow you do yeah that's cool you know saying cool patterns but but that's where i heard that from i used to work at domino's with this this old white man looked just like hulk hogan exactly like ho ho he's like you always remember no matter what you trying to do in life there's always going to be some old white guy come [ __ ] it up he said real that's what he used to say all the time yikes he was a white guy he was the old white he is day huh yeah he was one of the coolest [ __ ] yeah because he used to say [ __ ] like that all the time he was one of them old white dudes who was just like mad at a miracle yeah [Music] i can't you do this the type of [ __ ] that's missing in the world this used to be illegal what for three black men to have a conversation oh yeah for sure yeah i love it i love all this you know i love the show i love everything bro this is the trap house right here bro the trap house let me see it like that one condom i thought i gave it to you i don't know what i did i'll give you another one so now i took it back i'm petting like that yeah [ __ ] ain't gonna steal my life i ain't got something like stolen my lifetime bro so man countless you gotta open up a camp your name k camp you should open up a camp i might do direct collectors though red collectors writing camp got a dope a song right dopest producers you know what i'm saying one billion documented yeah you don't wish she was there you see how i be throwing this [ __ ] up i'm saying you're gonna wish you were direct collective what you mean i wish i was there oh i mean [ __ ] who ain't there you ain't heard these songs they heard your freestyle i need that interlude you got that effect if you [Music] apology song in a minute that's what a lot of [ __ ] is losing apologies you need a good apologist sorry for 2000 not that oh yeah not dead that [ __ ] made this all he made one year worth of apology what's his name yeah put that woman first you may be careful bruh that's what i'm saying you see it now i couldn't remember we we gonna need something because i want to hear your song bro my [ __ ] going stupid i want to hit i want to hear it i want to hear you don't count my [ __ ] going great now yeah you know i keep a dope ass record in a stupid ass dance on deck just in case my moment just shines shows up viral i know it's going viral [Music] i'm gonna make me a dance jeff for the ladies like just like you said i ain't never gotta do it yeah let them do it they're gonna need some hot girl anthem something to shake they put it to the show everybody's gonna make a bunch of things ain't that puzzle music put your hand in there and on your [ __ ] and they gonna go crazy something they could do that little strip and walk through yeah big [ __ ] girl to the damn floor stupid come on like they do in jamaica did you bring your [ __ ] witch bring your [ __ ] with you did you bring your [ __ ] [ __ ] look they like it already let me is that on shazam yeah shazam it's uh yo there you go that's it [ __ ] with it okay you got all the balls all the hooks all them right there come on man come in the studio i'm telling you you think i'm [ __ ] i ain't [ __ ] i'm not boys [ __ ] we gotta drop that [ __ ] tonight come on be on the radio in the morning ladies i know you're waking up this one's coming from the fellas new single k cam carlos the food yeah new single yeah trying to be best friends with your coach we do a blues song you can grab on this one hell yeah come here just talk for two minutes now when i first seen you uh-huh she had some little shorts on and i was just looking over there and i said we might not have a long future but we get to spend a couple weeks together uh-huh type of [ __ ] i like [Music] we might not have a long one in a couple weeks maybe two three it's gonna be great it's gonna be great there's time in your life but it's gonna be great but don't worry the block list is coming soon you can't have too much fun with me i think everything get [ __ ] up so you can [ __ ] the whole thing up trying to be together yeah when you force it it's two mistakes that we always make trying to get you to know a [ __ ] and staying too long because if you think about it everybody that you got to know you don't even like no more if they would have stayed strangers they might still be around axe yeah i bought spitting tonight the most [ __ ] you learned about a [ __ ] the less you like [ __ ] you eat pickles don't count sir she be like come on man that ain't it no bro i knew i needed i know that everybody ain't to be [ __ ] with i took this girl to get some pizza one time she got more toppings than a ninja turtle sardine yeah and anchovies okay this one stupid ass pizza disgusting bro i was so disgusted eew they really put that [ __ ] on pizza my am i tripping they do that on pizza for real sardines i know they ain't do that for it yeah they can't do that for right never seen it anchovies yeah that's what they got real that's the same thing i don't know what the pizza place still got themselves how about i say that [ __ ] nasty bro you eat pineapples on your piece yeah pineapples that's it terrible too why but one time i went out to eat with this girl she ate a big ass burger in the rest of my [ __ ] i was like when the last time you [ __ ] ate yeah what about what about individuals that order two meals can i get something to go i don't know i was like you might as well because it's gonna be my last time saying look up you know what i don't like when you're at the gas station then you ask her if she wants something and she's saying no like you do want me no every time don't never come out that's your problem right you're not even thinking you i'ma get in the goddamn car pull off and all of a sudden you know what i wanted [ __ ] you should have said it when we were there you knew what we wanted you didn't you wouldn't think if i would have been thinking that's what i'm asking you to do put your [ __ ] thinking cap on facts and figure out but you know what believe it or not they really just want you to bring them something i can't have them no just whatever you bring just eat them damn skittles and drink that purple gatorade [Laughter] [Music] this is the crazy whatever you get i'm telling you bro i've been having epiphanies all right women women like to be told what to do but not told what to do exactly yeah like they got something they kind of want you to like create an environment where they can make a few choices like you're just yeah that's really like i have thought about what i would have wanted to eat but you didn't tell me what you think so if you don't come up with nothing then we just don't have to make a decision until you decide and they'll never decide they will never decide you're a star face why are you even getting 30 minutes and then she's going to yell at you why are you ain't getting them because you didn't tell me what you wanted i'm not the only one hungry you know what that's stupid she called me back they closed yeah okay trying to order the [ __ ] hey man i'm figuring it out i ain't know if i wanted the lobster rabbit only the moment you think you understand that's the way you got it [ __ ] up yeah yeah i just play the role man play the role but that's it they'll make it they get yeah i love it though they can't live well i can't live without make a decision and then they do it but you never know where women be getting some of this [ __ ] from especially like if you leave and you come back and your girl been watching tv she really think you're supposed to be like the [ __ ] in the movie nah for sure i just thought you was gonna come in and like pick me up and hold me in the air be like what the [ __ ] why don't you think some [ __ ] like that you know i decided on this movie this dude [Music] come on man he was really in love with her he picked her up and he held it they was on the boat [Laughter] but women will set you up to disappoint them no you can't watch movies with women they you think she pretty yeah that's a good looking woman halfway through the movie she don't want to watch it no more what's wrong with you you think the [ __ ] pretty and [ __ ] i don't even oh i can't stand her she cannot act hey babe you gotta get you want to like girls man that's the worst that's the worst yes working for me they gonna sneak and heat up all the puzzles you feel so under accomplished ain't nobody trying to hit this [ __ ] out man [Applause] i'm so sick of you [ __ ] thrusting on each other what the [ __ ] that [ __ ] funny that's fact though she made a point whatever man crazy boy y'all [ __ ] own one this is the day leon it's the day it's the day layout two i can take two i can take three [Music] i can take three that's too much to risk right there that's right that's that's my biggest gamble right there yeah what did it work with two separate [ __ ] that's cold but if you got a three you know you can't you really ain't attached to none of them damn if you're dealing with three you gotta know what the [ __ ] you're dealing with you'll never know about that third cause that's that's that's the wild card that's the one that they picked she might come up with a stud what's up bro late night woohoo bro hell no what's up that's how we get down bro i love it i love every bit of it look bro don't let this be your last time stopping through the trap house man come on man whatever y'all need me at man i'm pulling up bro pushing up right here they see me at the studio all the time i know he he's musically inclined yeah maybe he got some [ __ ] he working on some [ __ ] you got some [ __ ] i thought with dc crazy don't jump in there and lock in mm-hmm it's a song you want me on i'm gonna knock that [ __ ] out i'm not that sure you might as well bro by the way come on bro that's family i [ __ ] with dc yeah yeah i know he got a stupid ass dance that can go with anyone anything one boy had on that uh one video that zebra that little zebra two pieces you know about it [Laughter] i'll follow with him though i'm [ __ ] with him shout out to dc dc man yeah yeah they've been going crazy with the music mm-hmm so [ __ ] bro i'm feeling good y'all [ __ ] and tickle the [ __ ] out of me talking about this but this is exactly what you said you needed bro like a seminar to drop some gain yeah and some insight for sure what would you like to leave the people with what i like to lead the people with man i got to put this weed down this [ __ ] making me stupid cause i'm thinking all kind of silly [ __ ] hey man keep it going they don't they gonna love this episode they're gonna replay this one yeah this one's definitely going up though yeah they're gonna replay this one what i want to leave it with yeah man hey man respect everything we got going on respect to 85 south because show got going on respect what k count red sound got going on because this [ __ ] ain't gonna stop you know what i'm saying as much as they want to sleep on this [ __ ] it ain't never gonna stop seven hundred million seven days nice sleep you know what i'm saying [ __ ] at least got enough to take a lot of [ __ ] out there they don't hear this [ __ ] but they hear this [ __ ] your [ __ ] playing this [ __ ] really at the end of the day your [ __ ] playing it and what she's saying you gotta listen to at the end of the day you know what i'm saying we kicking that flavor and we gonna continue to kick that flavor [ __ ] ceo we're taking a whole another lane you know what i'm saying we really get into the money this time around we ain't playing with them shout out all my guys i got my guys in the building man shout out travis in london bobby critical dj jeans uh true story g tanzing this [ __ ] the best videos in the city goodness they got everybody calling that phone trying to get a video spike re you know saying i coined that name so if you ever ran in here just to get it hold up all right like this [ __ ] [Applause] you know mike what you got i'm jeremy junkie jake [Laughter] family out right now you know what i'm saying keep streaming we're going to keep providing y'all with that vibe you know what i'm saying king of the box float float god you know i could pop it all day but they know me man well folks there you have it to all the ladies who've been asking me to get your baby daddy in here i'm in the trap i'm here he know where we located this has been another spectacular [Music] [Applause] oh man what up bro man i'm just cooling that [ __ ] cold man that's what it is my [ __ ] neon people we're trying to get it in [Music] junkie folks come on [Music] myself like how did a [ __ ] ain't up so wrong i stayed down and a [ __ ] came up cause i've been broke so long and now i got my money right ain't getting nothing wrong no ain't getting wrong [Music] [Music] [Music] whoa better ask about me when the clip hang along your track about them i see that [Music] [Music] and now i [Music] i like that part [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] is [Music] around your house [ __ ] shut that down [Music] oh [Music] [Music] how many people think they be going through a whole lot when you wake up and [ __ ] you dig what i'm saying but listen too much [ __ ] but i stay so strong i think to myself how did a [ __ ] end up so wrong i stayed down and a [ __ ] came up cause i've been broke so long and now i got my money right ain't did nothing wrong no it did not wrong oh that ain't better cut that off whoa if you really bad that [ __ ] my [ __ ] gonna cut that off yeah i keep some gangs around me yeah everybody around me clutch that down whoa before i have a couple killians around your house [ __ ] shut that down oh yeah [Music] one every time we try to come out and do something positive they don't want to help they be like black people not going to support that [ __ ] go to the go to the website 85 apparel say it again 85 apparel that man put it on the screen you know what i mean and i know my accent a little heavy when i say a pearl is not a u in it a pearl you know how to [ __ ] spell pearl go get some a pearl go get some a pearl sick of this [ __ ] man [ __ ] everyday let me get a hat yeah man what's up man take that off when the 4x is gonna be in yeah y'all ain't got nothing for babies what the [ __ ] [Music] in a way i like me too it's nice nice quality everything you know what i mean [ __ ] soft man made out of hoodie material yup even the pants we got sweatpants made out of hoodie material come on man it ain't like this ain't no knockoff [ __ ] you can watch you can watch this it's not the same better than that [ __ ] you used to we making sure i had this hoodie for the whole five years yeah i know look still great all the way and [ __ ] don't know how to wire clothes good so it's not because we have a good washing routine [ __ ] colors we got black we got red we got blue we got we got some pink [ __ ] for the girls white socks rolling trays lighters man what else they want us to come out with i better add i guess because we got to keep doing these [ __ ] i'm about to call llc right about to pay somebody else to do this i know right get that [ __ ] roll this leg i don't know what they want me to do everybody who come through here get some of this dope ass [ __ ] and be like i like that [ __ ] it's nice stick it's cool hey man why did that cost that much [ __ ] we don't own no factory we had to cut a deal we gotta make some money off this [ __ ] too exactly i don't understand why y'all [ __ ] even the tag in that [ __ ] is better they say it's imprinted on the so my [ __ ] can't say you know like biggie said they go to [ __ ] with the fake ah [Music] we don't know how much the [ __ ] they be buying costs right our [ __ ] don't even cause it cost that man i had somebody sent me a dm said hey man it's an 85 south shore hoodie i'm marking up for y'all what you think i think you need to get that [ __ ] to [ __ ] out my pain the bootlegger sent you the [ __ ] that they was booking they're gonna get me to approve some bootleg [ __ ] taking food out of my kid's mouth right with my idea right wow [ __ ] buy some of this [ __ ] man okay it's christmas time we ain't gonna see the money till april anyway just go ahead and get some of this [ __ ] i don't know what else to tell them

Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

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Length: 79min 27sec (4767 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 30 2021