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did you see this [ __ ] dodge that whooping oh that's what t don't be saying man ain't no way michael jackson he probably never got a whooping like [ __ ] but he lost him we know he got a whooping that's how he got good that's so sad but after they were worth greatness after that first talent show he was like this [ __ ] over with bud i ain't know you hadn't seen that [ __ ] you can't you be watching them late that [ __ ] dallas [Laughter] it's a piece of footage somewhere that that [ __ ] actually said who said it he said that one time yeah i'm sure y'all made it up damn what's what's going on yeah they'll create some [ __ ] bro i will if i don't find it what they did to you man y'all [Laughter] mental health is a real issue which is not often discussed in our community post-traumatic stress depression all types of things could possibly be going on you might have still got that on your mind that's right like every other week sometimes like what now commercial that's not my [ __ ] and then somebody from the 85th south show pager retweet the [ __ ] that be the fan page man you don't want to be the face of me you think that'd be us that's the fan babe and you getting them clap back keep bringing that [ __ ] up they bout to make hoodies with you on it for that bro [ __ ] for that [ __ ] man yeah did you have a haircut no i'm i'm sitting there chilling have a haircut i think so yo yeah i did have one but joe was like uh lois you got to shoot this commercial right quick so me and lo i had as low some so i was like i'm shooting with chop it up so i'm just sitting there so i ain't you know i'm quiet i can't interrupt this a serious moment so i'm sitting there just looking [Laughter] so it got me like uh he talking to me like here at 85 south we we don't condone bullying we we take care of the military then the [ __ ] do a cut away to me oh my god that was some [ __ ] so if he started reading something about childhood obesity just get up i need to i need to leave that's gonna be a good one they're probably they'll have both of us [ __ ] gonna be like on the couch [Laughter] [Music] y'all talk about me like i'm not sitting right here i don't believe you did that jay went and played me some people ran out of the song there you go that [ __ ] loud turn it down it's like when tv come in the house my ear is essential i like that that sounds like that's some celebration type music it's not like this how jazzy buffet doubles out oh [Laughter] doorbell [Applause] you smell some spaghetti cooking with some [ __ ] smell as good as a [ __ ] out here he got his shades on clay hey man what if you called comcast and they were like no problem sir do you mind hold it and then hit this [ __ ] you'll be able to yeah they gonna be mad when they come to the phone like god damn let me get a three five got there while y'all put the fight on [ __ ] [ __ ] that's that's right who made that [Laughter] put me back on hold for like 30 more seconds please okay i got two more balls midnight how did it sound [Laughter] so i would like goddamn [ __ ] one more time what if you can go on the app and set it for when the money hits your account this [ __ ] just like even if you in the drive through like down now hit the back on the speaker you just hit his plan that what's up yeah dry the [ __ ] off it's hard he keeps from [ __ ] awesome like this the [ __ ] that play when you graduate and they told you that you might not graduate like during the pandemic yeah stop feeling them running jordan titties i thought that mike got caught underwater she's like damn i don't know she thinks she's slick don't try to sneak over there and fill her around and join titties cut it out damn i ain't sleeping what's her name her name is humpback chump i know you could get her who come back chump you know once y'all blow him up on social media like they so good to come forward with what they say i mean i was supposed to do something [Laughter] i'm not i'm not calling your manager um i'm sorry no just not a call your manager type [ __ ] it's a it's a gesture when carlos himself reaches out you know yeah [ __ ] like [ __ ] i'm busy too very busy don't [ __ ] try to jerome bet it's me [Laughter] and who is we yeah we're not doing no pictures this morning okay [ __ ] i'm trying to go to the plane i have a biscuit on me my butt watch that heart still pop they just fill that window they fill that little [ __ ] up with chicken ain't never a time ain't no chicken in that [ __ ] you that [ __ ] it don't matter where those popeye's employees are in the airport that little part don't smell like chick i hate it when i get off a flight on sunday and now on the concourse with the chick-fil-a so you can just see all the i hate when i buy some paper pies and then i get on them and like i don't it like i buy the papaya and then the plane started loading and then it's like i got too much chicken to eat left on the plane one time i don't like if it's too many white people on the plane i ain't gonna eat my powder i don't eat chicken for the white people i don't eat watermelon i do not believe in that [ __ ] i'm sneaking tight pictures i know they do that same [ __ ] i have to be sitting there excited they you can't even mention watermelon to him he called it something else no oh you know goddamn [ __ ] apples i said [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what's the [ __ ] my black daddy said that [ __ ] apple [ __ ] damn like man you gotta you got some [ __ ] you gotta work out these from publix this [ __ ] ronnie jordan got all the type of merch i get caving man hats that's the car car network man on youtube it's a car network yeah that nigga's building cars and [ __ ] old school cars they building [ __ ] building [ __ ] from top to bottom stripping it but i'm the i'm doing the voiceovers for i just don't know about walking around atlanta with a hat that says silent raptors hilarious it's car [ __ ] [Laughter] i wonder what age do your voice turn into old [ __ ] boy she had to come back for them tits hilarious she like feeling all these boobies could do him a sexual harassment charge one more turn his wife gonna see this and like who's that [ __ ] all over your titties you think you slick these [ __ ] on display but i'm keeping this bit i can't wait to put this [ __ ] on and talk like a white man listen here pal i don't know how blessed you are that's the smokey and the bandit man you know you know i got the right [ __ ] to wait man one night we're over here rubber ducky i hope you got your 2x4 keep me a good picture i always get the mag of people looking at me like they're like are you oh [ __ ] i don't say veteran air force no [ __ ] yeah white people love fat black people so much because they think we can sing [Laughter] that's all they think we can do you're in the choir [ __ ] home on the choir bro you're in the choir man i know it man but have you noticed that white people love some fat fat black people they think we talented they think y'all happy holidays they think we like like cuddly like they want to touch us give me a hug man get in here man come on get some man come on just get inside get all up in it man let me get to my man this [ __ ] got a mega hat on come on man don't worry about this that's a man that's just a man to me you're here bro he's a man man have one ever asked you to sing before no but they like man what do you do man what do you do they love to ask you what you do they love it that's how you know you ain't you you're somewhere they don't think you're supposed to be hey y'all hey man i don't mean being your business well don't be you kind of do be debated if you've eaten it you're a singer or some man is that your way of asking me if i'm a rapper they want to do that yeah for sure you do i own a media company what type of media is it important is it you [ __ ] these hoes man whatever you say they bring it to porn don't do hey man you [ __ ] these hoes i'm an architect it ain't poor is it i lay pipes man i'm not judging i'm not judging i do a little porn myself do a little porn i'll send you a link no i hate a black lady one time you pro your stuff's probably a lot different from mine though your stuff's different when they say when you tell them you do cavity though that should be the worst i'll tell you something i don't know i don't even say it because i don't want to have the conversation is your stuff kind of is it clean nope because i don't listen to it if it [ __ ] start telling them you're a christian comedian no so they'll think we over here really living raw in the black like yeah but most of my shows are at churches it looks like a comedy club it's a church man are you judging my people don't make fun of people's religion i take my [ __ ] very seriously yeah that should be the worst i don't like because when you feel legal you tell me well let me get the [ __ ] on up out of here [ __ ] i'ma start telling people i'm a professional black man i like that now what what do you do no i i'm making a living being a black man what what what's that what does that entail if i got to tell you about it you might try to do it [Music] they might they did it they just did it a few times first white dude with the fade it was over with you got some dope stores this is my [ __ ] sea bomb uh that's what's up i got the car i said i got a thing i can't change it's just god telling me i need to rock his [ __ ] i thought you came to tell some dope stories well i got a couple you know you keep strong yeah i keep the story now like what it depends on sometimes he lied a little bit now no i exaggerate i don't like you lie you lie you can tell when you lie why you don't never call him tails what's his tails when he's like a good ass [ __ ] okay how does he give it away i know when he's not lying how you know when he's not lying did you keep bringing that [ __ ] up if he asked you twice like he for real mad about that little name that's the [ __ ] that put him on the map right he never got that kind of recognition before hey my [ __ ] ain't you the dude from the middle of the house i told you [ __ ] hey hey i ain't doing no autograph hey we ain't doing no bridges right now right he got anxiety brother what if you were somebody's breakthrough nap what if you were somebody like somebody was like hey man i'mma gonna see what the photo i'm at he take that yeah but it just caught me off guard you don't appreciate now i'm saying you could have let me speak in the [ __ ] no i gave you a look that was that was a good look bro ronnie you ain't even see it i don't care man i would've took that one hey what's going on everybody i'm dc young flowers hello fresh hellofresh offers the flexibility you need with customizable orders every week you get fresh pre-measured ingredients and mouth-watering seasonal recipes delivered right to your door okay you can easily change your delivery days or food preferences and skip a week whenever you need now over 4 out of 5 hello fresh customers say hello fresh helps them lead a healthier lifestyle with delicious low calorie carb smart and vegetarian options available each week go to hellofresh.com 85 stop 12 and use code 85 south 12 for 12 free meals including free shipping recently i made the kicking barbecue pool chicken sandwich and it was amazing it was coming that's hellofresh.com 85 south 12 and use code 85 top 12 for 12 free meals including free shipping get hello fresh [Music] hey i saw you was over there with your boy i'm scared to ask who cleo mcdowell oh man hey i'm we're not worthy brother that's all right he know them he already know what i'm gonna say i i really here you go go with the [ __ ] now i appreciate y'all for recognizing that but lois what about me losing every 85 south award that y'all had on the awards oh so that's where you see how you try to duck the question and go to some other [ __ ] one by one you and cleo mcdowell you're trying to deflect yeah but for one i i knew he was on set that day so i said i'm gonna bring my shift shirt and i'm gonna take i ain't cause he was trying to take pictures the day before what you know the camera yeah you hit him and you was like we ain't doing no pictures no i ain't i ain't say that i just tried to act busy like i was reading some [ __ ] i said tomorrow i'm gonna take my pick with his ad with the ship leader cause i'm thinking about my [ __ ] my fan base this [ __ ] already made he stabbed you when i took that picture with him man so many folks hear me like oh my god james evans like they you know they know him from good times [ __ ] my auntie really think i'm doing [ __ ] no hey what's up she was like you with john amos she don't saw the picture with other people [ __ ] james right she been bragging on me to people at the church and uh what's he telling them you were moving stuff she said i'd be with james everest but she kicking like we hang but she don't know it was yeah the whole time they were shooting that movie how many times did you call me then how many days did you say we down here on sick man [Applause] [Laughter] how many times did you facetime me then hello dude i'm saying no i'm saying when you start back [ __ ] with me [Laughter] when them folks stop [ __ ] with you you sometimes then you come on here talking about what i don't goddamn do for you when you ever did some [ __ ] for me i didn't put you on 20 30 shows on the road you shoot a whole goddamn movie this [ __ ] get quiet it sounds bad the way you saying it hey bring that back on the show i can't tell this [ __ ] down there shooting the movie with eddie murph in them you gonna invite me to the movies oh okay i don't appreciate y'all putting me on the mental health commercial two million people seen that oh was me lunell and rodney did you get some merchandise he got one and he had his own though see that let you know who [ __ ] with you though cause rodney got dressed at the housing when he was ready to get on set when he got there rodney perry won 15 bills [Laughter] built after belt man with the wolf was too hot at night we were too goddamn hot that night what night was it one night right up here did the belt joke i ain't even gonna tell you the joke if you ain't saying it but the [ __ ] you [ __ ] [Laughter] don't think i forgot dude man all i'm saying though that's just there you went down there and shot a whole movie by yourself [Laughter] alone that's all right you sometimes you gotta go along i know i just wish i could have walked on set and seeing your face [Laughter] oh my god what do you mean exactly i guess you want to promote the movie now yeah i appreciate y'all i appreciate y'all having me on that hill papa guess what's gonna happen next time they call me what who gonna take my spot i got em [ __ ] [Applause] [Laughter] i'm just you second how the [ __ ] claim beat me a part of the kill we didn't do this voting the fans said that while i went on the mail guest list when did this turn into uh you're worse than me bro but i'm just saying when i was like okay this is my time to ask get all the [ __ ] off my chest so you feel left out like you should have won something let me ask you this were you giving your best every time 88 of the time yeah you did too much we only asked for 85. you thought she was supposed to get something extra because you went over a little bit hard work don't always pay off i'm happy to be back if that means something no you ain't i can tell we could get you deion sanders trouble because he didn't want it you better not get that i wouldn't do this deal like that give me that [ __ ] you got it now you want it oh [ __ ] it is but it's just they put d-i-e d-i-e-o-n i was like it died i thought it was his first kiss you said d is it diego who's a part of doing the names like the spelling of the names and [ __ ] uh the dude who made the trophies this [ __ ] oh outfit yeah but i'm saying because they probably know how to spell black names and [ __ ] they actually was black oh [ __ ] they still don't know ryan on the shop at black business man he overdo this [ __ ] like he make me feel like i ain't like i ain't doing enough i was like i'm finna run by target what you ain't supporting black owned [ __ ] man what the [ __ ] i'm gonna go to this lady he's black as hell the [ __ ] one time man eating just yams as a [ __ ] it was cooked right okay yeah yeah where you going from a lady she had him in a basket he's out there in the community garden and i just dug up these yams and i said give me something i bet hey you know what i ain't even saying at the moment this is they need this not even an episode this is a weed or so we disowned yeah well this is when the episode and we just kind of merged together okay you ain't even still you here as the balancer because you don't smoke weed but you gonna be half but you you take some deep [ __ ] sniffs you be breathing you breathe hard as [ __ ] over there you know you need to smoke though cause you asking for awards and [ __ ] nah i thought the elders said why you get no award no he won though he asked for like another one hey i'm chico bean is this something interfering with your happiness or preventing you from achieving your goals betterhelp will assess your needs and match you with your own licensed professional therapist you can log into your account anytime and send messages to your counselor [Music] the service is available for clients worldwide better help is committed to facilitating great therapeutic matches so they make it easy and free to change counselors if needed this podcast is sponsored by betterhelp and 85 south show listeners get 10 percent off their first month at betterhelp.com85 south show visit betterhelp.com backslash 85 south that's better h-e-l-p and join over a million people who have taken charge of their mental health with the help of experienced professionals like i said get help because once you do you'll be comfortable being yourself no no i really once i knew once i because i been knew about the movie [ __ ] once i found out you were down there you ain't telling folks about me i'm like [ __ ] i really tried to throw your name in a few categories just to make sure that you did lose well you want the truth and [ __ ] damn i felt that i had your name in categories that they had [ __ ] to do with you best cameraman athlete best producer you [ __ ] wanted me to come here all day i know i wanted you to see yourself losing because i wanted you to ask me why so i could tell you that i knew that you was down there working on the movie and you ain't told them folks [ __ ] about me you ain't telling nothing about clayton ronnie jordan don't even want to bring it up you think that you was coming over here to front me by not winning an award this really about us asking you what the [ __ ] you ain't putting now one of us in coming to america too that's eddie murphy's biggest fan right there that [ __ ] can quote every laugh from shrek one two and three ronnie jordan wanted arsenio hall to sign a tv gang that he would have defended 1994 you down there ripping with cleo mcdowell himself have you ever had a visa oh you know now got a comedy special on amazon and everything ain't asked nobody to open up man this man i can see how they do [ __ ] on tv because you making it seem like what you saying is true oh this is in real life ain't nobody adding nothing to this wait till the movie come out and you see his ass in the final cut a lot of time he got you know he got a couple scenes [Laughter] ain't even brought you could have just that's if you would have said that that would have been enough just right man that [ __ ] was crazy you ain't even broke me up like did you play 85 sound for your trailer yeah yo you ain't told nobody yeah i'm gonna show y'all when we oh we finished them i had my head all the time come on tell the truth every time y'all used to see me that's all i had you heard a key word that you said what airtime we used to see y'all like i had a lot of clothes i wet my hoodie faithfully you had to give me another one you got on another [ __ ] [ __ ] now tell me i'll get my homeboy [ __ ] see how you brought him up all right oh god got me promoting those stores [Laughter] they don't even follow her the [ __ ] do no i don't he repose your [ __ ] i ain't reposting my [ __ ] all the time he said it when i asked who i'm homeboy who pulls your [ __ ] all the time see how the story just turned to a guess what i know him too right guess how many hoodies he gave me i see how this [ __ ] is if it means anything i bought it keep changing so you support it make it pay for that one dude he got hit by another [ __ ] [ __ ] payroll that's what it is this is my homeboy [ __ ] herman and [ __ ] that man you don't change on it when they get around you need to pull up bro they looking for one more [ __ ] you ain't telling them [ __ ] about that when we gonna talk about what clay doing we already talked about oh [ __ ] well i missed that episode how are you gonna just try to tell them another [ __ ] i don't know these new [ __ ] bro like if you can't talk about what i'm talking about my [ __ ] clayton's about to be david ruffa he doing the smoking robinson story hey i thought it was the weekend hey [ __ ] said i look like i kidnapped [ __ ] in time to train track the whole way home what's the name of that [ __ ] every song about cocaine what's that one he was singing his ass off on that [ __ ] but every song about cocaine i'm gonna sit there until i find it that [ __ ] got some heat though man we talking some good [ __ ] yeah drugs and hoes that's all right and the [ __ ] up part is like the mo this was the basic weekend song is about some drugs and some hoes and how he was already sad before he got over the whole house from doing the drugs and the only reason he was sad is because he ran out of drugs and the only reason he over there is because he was on the drug and he tried to make it seem like she just as high as him so he trying to get high enough to go over there to be around her cause they both have but in the morning they both gonna be straight but he always seemed to have a flight to catch in the morning i only [ __ ] you when it's half past five and the flight leaving like late or early it depends on how you look at it i got a flight in the morning and catching the first one up yeah yeah and the hills have ass with a michael jackson twist to it and like when you get like a sprinkle of him jail he's the coldest [ __ ] to ever do like any kind of michael jackson inspired what do you think what if he's like joe jackson's side chicks kids grandchild what if he's actually michael's real son i can see that that could happen what can he move from [Music] can he he didn't acquire his mama why check this out his mama why he can't do it so michael so billy james his mom so that's why mike was like the kid is not my son but guess what mike used to come get him on the weekend yeah and you dropped that black history month boy but one time he went to the party next door so is that his kid too come on that might be his kid too no because the you know cause there was blood on the dance floor that night it was mike was a cold [ __ ] man ever since dallas officer said that [ __ ] i didn't want to try to find any type of michael jackson [ __ ] to just watch to see what he was doing people kept sending me that clip you remember when they was playing the video of mike at the super bowl and then they jumped up through the screen and he was on top of that [ __ ] yeah yeah and he was popping up on different ones and you ain't know which one i mean when moonwalker was new [ __ ] popped out on your dog [ __ ] just yelled for like a 10 minutes yeah he did or some ignorant [ __ ] but we really [ __ ] just call it andy i remember well when he was talking about how the [ __ ] was showing him them tapes and him in other countries and be 300 000 people screaming go back and watch some of that [ __ ] you'll be laughing your ass off my god my girl grown me and chris we used to watch michael jackson in different languages and then they pass out and then they pass them back you see michael jackson your whole family out there crying your mama your daddy and your little sister everybody my god like daddy i know man abc [ __ ] i just been wondering what would be their favorite michael song that make them cry like [ __ ] oh no all of them but what if there was so much what if that was his [ __ ] like it don't matter who you are like if you're around this [ __ ] long enough he got one song that's guaranteed to make you cry one song that can make everybody in the world cry got to be that song off remember when that [ __ ] did that song for the free willy soundtrack that's it holy me that [ __ ] yeah oh yeah that [ __ ] song that with a whale [ __ ] every every type of child in the world on the video with them like every like one kid like send me one child of all you guys racist all of them that's crazy how you order every kid [ __ ] that's called human trafficking that [ __ ] is apparently it's michael jackson though people used to give him kids you can't get your kid yes you can no no they gonna be taken care of look you don't talk it's literally video footage of people running up to michael's car trying to give him kid like baby my god give me another [ __ ] my god his name is [Laughter] that's why he came out the kids [Laughter] it's cold at i'm like where is he located how you know [ __ ] being their feelings in the comment section cheek where's chico he's nice i like him carlos [Laughter] [Laughter] i'm not doing none of that they tried to pull me they tried to pull me in the first bat boy's a comedy right to my daughter oh god damn it give you a song like yeah she needs a kidney she needs like that you gotta help me i only help the kids when it's legit because everybody got a sad story and they really be i don't know what they'd be basing these these asking wants and requests from one lady for real hit me up and said that i need to send her thirteen thousand dollars god damn so she can ride through the desert oh yeah i remember this holistic medicine yeah you yourself yeah nobody who said he need twenty five thousand dollars so he can start a trucking company that all he needs is for me to give him 25 000 so he can start his trucking company to make his dream come true i need to give him some money so to make his [ __ ] just asking for dreams right how this [ __ ] was gonna reciprocate back to you so i need to go out here and strive to be a good person right and then not only strive to be responsible enough to have leisurely cash to fulfill other people's dreams just [ __ ] you damn look what i got going on my hopes and dreams and aspirations i need to stop what i'm doing to give somebody else the opportunity to pursue their dream and the only reason that they're not pursuing and they're not successful is because of me i'm the [ __ ] holding a [ __ ] back from their dream [ __ ] it's so many [ __ ] and [ __ ] family you gotta get a nephew who rap money before you give another [ __ ] money like come on bro you gotta get him somebody before you get a [ __ ] no [ __ ] my family and who needs dental work strike [ __ ] it's surgery it's a real [ __ ] [ __ ] is crazy i what about my little cross side air cuz you think you're the only they think they're the only people who get do you think you i'm like you like you're not the only [ __ ] with some [ __ ] ass ideas right you better get your only fans my boy who the [ __ ] who need the money but get something going first like can you get through it don't work like that no i get somebody pay you some people think that they actually supposed to be supplied and given chances to [ __ ] up doing like sharks at the expense of other people the carlos yeah you got twenty five thousand people gotta come no you gotta make a business with twenty two that's the type of [ __ ] that they've almost doing to try to save them like bruh if you put twenty five thousand and then do it like shark tank yeah exactly because everybody that you don't pick gonna be like well hell we feel like [ __ ] you should just give us some money and invest in us as a root you can't win in that situation cause everybody who lost after that not guess what they story changed to what i should have won that [ __ ] and they could get a spin-off show they ain't gonna give a [ __ ] about that they're gonna be like he could've picked me the baby show you can sit there and like look i'm not the one picking we gonna put this [ __ ] out for everybody else no man he could have picked me the thing is [ __ ] could still do it what whatever the [ __ ] they i deal with just do your work [ __ ] cause that's why people don't shark do you know what i did it'd be better if we did it from ideas that's already made it [ __ ] what the [ __ ] have you come out with i don't know [ __ ] be having trying to experience [ __ ] out of here do some work work ends sometimes if you don't win that'll mean you lost if you don't win yeah because [ __ ] no lotto was on that rap show look at her she winning no she yeah she won no she did eventually yeah i'm trying to write the scheme of things that's the better yeah stick to it i can take where i am now be like yeah i won [ __ ] but i lost along the way yeah you got to take some losses right you will i was just trying to make what is this a package without losing that's a that's a pamphlet for your shark tank how [ __ ] sign up that's that's the application what is that but that's the thing about you know being talented it's hard to judge talent because you never know somebody might have saw you lose and they liked the way that you handled yourself and it was like you can't deny a superstar man everybody would tell any star some [ __ ] that [ __ ] just hit different when they do it that's it there for sure yeah there you go that [ __ ] what is the prank you say huh what does the package say why the front look like a fbi doctor that's because what kind of [ __ ] being passed man are we doing espionage [ __ ] are we sitting like that [ __ ] you're not telling me yeah is that why joe is always looking different with his hair style yeah what's my [ __ ] no the first page the first page on that special bulletin is actually some comments from the comments section oh my goodness [Applause] rejected yeah so people love when we read comments on the show come on man what's that bro and then i've got we got tattered trying to figure out you know who said what so a lot of these these just random ass comments you get what i'm saying so this is i guess these are comments from the slink episode this [ __ ] said slink dressed like he about to give his life to christ for the third time you ain't [ __ ] chris [Laughter] c.j williams said slink was born the same year rosa parks said no that's black history said slink dress sling dressed like me dropping off the last child support check [Music] i said this episode should have been named pastor carlos talks to jesus that would have been hard hey this podcast that podcast was for everybody who knows jesus is black for real oh check this out now since you think we so local hey carlos i'm living in cambodia listen everybody watch this [ __ ] let me pause for a minute right quick wow you mean to tell me my cambodian [ __ ] is out there watching this oh hold up wait a minute ryan you heard this cambodia the cambodians come home man that's a whole nother demographic i hope they're eating some sugarcane while they're listening to this [ __ ] and they're cutting it fast i don't care do you mind the dudes on youtube in the whole house in the dirt one time for cambodia we need more than three men in the trap one time that'll be hard i said that i said it don't let the weed defeat you my name is not gonna defeat me bro put it where it goes man oh my name get in the water i know you did it they're gonna put you in the commercial don't drink the water weight loss challenge carlos fights carlos fights obesity are you struggling okay i take that as a win [ __ ] it this podcast for everybody who lived by a gas station that sells fried chicken and gizzle oh that's mississippi [ __ ] there oh we got another one this one's even doper than cambodia oh this [ __ ] say even us indigenous people watch this show love love from the pacific northwest of nations and tribes [Applause] because the last part caught me off guard wow i saw the nations without traps they got uh indian reservations i mean indigenous they really you gotta say that's correct they can do what they want they can fish as much as they want they'll catch you with fresh [ __ ] salmon out the goddamn river and i'm gonna take you in a second my indigenous [ __ ] come on man one time for them i wouldn't have seen you know they were showing love what they smoking on out there bro who came out there uh i came out there i did like this little weed show with this dude and then and uh it's outside seattle i did i went to the indigenous spot too it was a casino yeah yeah in connecticut no i ain't been down yeah i went to that one yeah they got some they got some dope ass folks out there indigenous people [ __ ] with us the long way look yeah we gotta do one want to know bro i wonder if my [ __ ] in the jungle is listening to this they did say cambodia it's a lot of jungles in cambodia my cambodian [ __ ] take this [ __ ] to the jungle just play it oh no no take the bluetooth and i'm talking about a speaker my my [ __ ] in the jungle need to hear this [ __ ] that's what's up i want the people who live in them tree houses here this [ __ ] somebody take this [ __ ] up there to them treehouse that's hard oh you gotta get a good one after that one though this [ __ ] said carlos the only [ __ ] i've seen that can be had still keep this compulsion keep your composure my [ __ ] man my indigenous [ __ ] my [ __ ] the natives cambodia they said it in a way to let me know that these are not the same folks right now whatever i need that little few dollars so i can get some quarters for what [ __ ] tell a whole lot [ __ ] and i ain't gay nobody [ __ ] and you got a whole movie coming out [Applause] you think i'll let that [ __ ] rap man if it was me i would a damn show told him man my [ __ ] now it'd be great for one of these got a cooking scene he the chef leader that boy's just your night i couldn't no no i don't have i couldn't [ __ ] up no you wanted to go solo no i didn't i feel i just be trying not to get fired that's what you be at that [ __ ] all right hold on but you could have said something [ __ ] i was i was acting like the hill all right he was doing extra jobs and [ __ ] trans followers i'm picking [ __ ] up this [ __ ] carrying [ __ ] clothes and [ __ ] hey what are you doing i forgot i was telling they were like talent good i was like [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm reading this [ __ ] right this is just all the [ __ ] that didn't happen then this [ __ ] say little nice x oh some [ __ ] on social media [Music] man that [ __ ] click bait his foot he's trolling the world bruh [ __ ] hey man whatever the [ __ ] that is that [ __ ] funny so he's he's a literal [ __ ] with titties no i don't know i don't know we don't know if it's i don't know about the [ __ ] george named the episode that [ __ ] with titties yeah how you let that in your spirit like that you can't you gotta know what the titties you have to be ass like somebody ain't nobody asking for [ __ ] ain't nobody saying i wonder what it looks like they just come with that [ __ ] is funny as hell that's how some little girl look when they cut their heads y'all could get y'all could get sued for some [ __ ] like that intimidation chart claim you saw the screen no yeah don't try me undo this [ __ ] yeah it's a lot nobody wanted to requested he didn't have one picture this [ __ ] made his own collage it's a screensaver that [ __ ] was blacked out yeah no you think that this [ __ ] get get crazy oh no diddy sue uh sean john because they use his image and likeness persona without his permission how what bro you know [ __ ] [ __ ] up when diddy got a suit shawn that's crazy that ain't fraud i don't know what it is they're like no everybody named in the lawsuit is the puffy in the lawsuit brother love pointing at each other what is happening well whatever apparently sold the company or some [ __ ] but he got it soon lois you could do that [ __ ] no i can't i'm not sure yourself yeah yourself [ __ ] i can't believe me your honor yeah i'm out of control now when she get to the point where you gotta get like man [ __ ] that police had me the type of thing you gotta call the police and tell on the [ __ ] you gotta go with the train what the [ __ ] i'm doing on my shirt you see hey you remember when i told you i had the [ __ ] knockoff jordans with the barack obama on the [ __ ] so apparently barack obama got some nikes for real now and they sent him for 25 000 and guess what they didn't do ain't nobody called and told me [ __ ] wow if it wasn't for me believing in the [ __ ] way back then he was going to college when they dropped they was only for him there was a player edition like i think one of those sneaker heads got got a pair one of them the mayor or somebody would be one of them [ __ ] 25 i'ma [ __ ] around and give me something cause i'm tired of people treating me like like i'm not capable i'd buy me a pair of them [ __ ] and when when and won't even lace them like these yeah give a [ __ ] what are you going to rock nike's too just inauguration no man i have to meet barack to buy them [ __ ] i bought them though i don't know where the [ __ ] you were you gotta have them what would you want him to if you get him you gotta sign him you've got the meeting got to be a part of the whole transaction he got a notice [ __ ] like how'd you get those how'd you get them there we go oh those are fake guys uh show look look at the shoes those are the shoes right yeah come here outside what's up these businesses were 25 000. you're not saying [ __ ] did they say what they look like what's that in the box you're gonna bring the box you gotta remember to bring the box if they if i paid twenty five thousand i'm taking the box everywhere you had a box on you yeah in a lock box what there's too much other [ __ ] that i want that's way in front of the most you spend on on shoes the most the most you would spend on shoes two wrecks that's it that's the cat so you're not gonna be like the most i have been like oh no collector [ __ ] i'm talking about like yeah [ __ ] james brown water you know what i'm saying like oh okay on some other [ __ ] personally like even even if it's sneakers though yeah the craziest [ __ ] the limit the cap the for any kind of shoe like designer no more than i think three should be the max the most i would ever spend on some any type of [ __ ] like that that'd be my stopping point three rounds yeah you [ __ ] cause you bought a [ __ ] tv all right and that [ __ ] better come with some guaranteed pushing it ain't don't bad trust me i'm telling you don't do it yeah man it's the same hoes whether you got socks or shoes on it's the same hole cause this is a [ __ ] battlefooted there you go he was giving a long country dick too adidas flip flop he only just oh yeah he ain't got no shoes the women don't be respecting them thick-ass shoes though man this episode is sponsored by blue chew hey i'm carlos miller and if you haven't heard blue chew is making waves and bringing more confidence to the bedroom by offering trouble tablets that can help men get stronger and longer-lasting erections bluetooth's licensed medical providers will work with you to find the right ingredient and strength for your prescription bluetooth tablets help men achieve harder stronger erections to combat all forms of erectile dysfunction blue chew is a unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as viagra and cialis but in chewable form and at a fraction of the cost and we've got a special deal for our listeners try bluetooth free when you use our promo code 85 south and check out just pay five dollars shipping who choose tablets are made in the usa and they prepare and ship direct so it's cheaper than the pharmacy that's bluechew.com promo code 85 south you'll receive first month free and we thank bluechu for sponsoring this podcast [Music] women don't really give a [ __ ] as long as they clean i'm thinking that's the thing about it though it's like you can't say women yeah because it's all kind of women that are [ __ ] with they do like that [ __ ] yeah they'll [ __ ] with you at any point in life it just depends on where you at in life or what type of [ __ ] in life and what type of woman that is going to be what they paying attention to what the yeah man right they don't stop it don't so whatever please tell them yeah you know there's a lot of [ __ ] out here there's a lot of ugly [ __ ] who got some beautiful women and then there's just a lot of ugly people in the middle [ __ ] around and then can't never speak for nobody universally because everything don't apply to everybody have y'all never stared when you see a mismatch couple like that ain't none of my [ __ ] business but sometimes it do be kind of funny but [Laughter] like you'll be out and then you'll be like who is [ __ ] these people like that lady be at walmart like anytime you go to walmart this one big ass lady riding around in the little school oh man what's the new kids behind me like somebody knocking her off [ __ ] fool and her little cart full yeah but he's smart enough not to be in that wood now he'd be just far behind he'd be at the house cause he's slick embarrassed of what he's doing because he know he's wrong for hitting that lady in that scooter you [ __ ] i see both of them in the car before in the car two like a couple i could oh he got his she got her those big ass baskets two baskets four yeah they had just got in there but i was like look at this [ __ ] and i just left out of the water that probably one week worth [Laughter] when we were for [ __ ] hell yeah [ __ ] that [ __ ] probably wasn't gonna make it all the way to the register man but everywhere you go you see people who be [ __ ] with each other go to the [ __ ] cbs see them old ass couples in there buying shoes them soft shoes you got to be the longest did you know that they sell them tennis ball walkers by themselves like the walker the tennis balls and then they sell them individually i seen some of them they already got tennis balls on them mm-hmm no it's the same balls they're good already so you don't have to cuddle yeah because old people so irresponsible [ __ ] if you oh you're supposed to know how to do all that [ __ ] at this point you shouldn't be [ __ ] up but you it ain't really no nice way to ask and then you got to kind of be specifically right hey grandson do do me a favor all right cut me up i need you to make a small x in the tennis ball it needs to be big enough that it opened up but small enough where it won't rip the tennis ball i'm just gonna drop it down in there oh hell you don't cut all my tennis balls i say cut it in half want something done you gotta do what you got nah nah i got a hard amount i can only put three on here [ __ ] act like you can't do [ __ ] i asked you today let it be that goddamn game do what you got there but i would i would but my hands shake let it be that one day we're gonna be sitting around and we're gonna all have them shoes with the two velcro straps man on one of these episodes i'm just going to get me some of them velcro shirts oh [Laughter] i wonder if us as [ __ ] could run the prices in walmart like right they do the air monarch spice i don't know i'm talking about the walmart ones that come classic together the group the non-slip manager [ __ ] i wonder how long it would take [ __ ] to run the price of them up to a hundred dollars that's a good month like gamestop yeah i'm saying like we just like it don't matter where you go walmart ain't got the [ __ ] nowhere like we bought them all exactly i bet you can't get up there i'm a rapper i'm busy being on ebay they be on stockx for 235. but you see a [ __ ] with one by his ears [ __ ] [ __ ] we out here we slipping on no grief but how the hell yeah back in the day you couldn't find dickies nowhere bro they can't never catch us slippery we got a no slip [ __ ] were getting the digging shoes too i had to stop reading these comments because this one lady was like i ain't never smoked weed in my life but the way y'all be smoking on that make me want to smoke oh she ready to fall i know that's a good man [Laughter] 1969 cherry red ss camaro and i only give it to carlos now i gotta go find this [ __ ] be back in two weeks i'm going to oregon oregon oh you going looking that was the voice though that's what you heard yeah she smoked cigarette yeah no ever since the divorce it's in pristine conditions exactly what are the key words that'll be like i gotta go really see you know how they got some description words rare muscle car that's all they gotta say because there's a lot of women got some [ __ ] just at their house that they ain't never gonna do [ __ ] with i saw a show i saw a show bare white wife got all his [ __ ] still like her shit's still nice she gonna get it fixed up in there barry white's widow barry white was a cold [ __ ] bruh this [ __ ] better orchestra on soul train okay cold [ __ ] how y'all feel about the super bowl i feel like a jackass you better get a tongue i said it when i was doing it i said [ __ ] say don't bet against him but didn't i tell you that i told you that didn't it that wasn't my exact word you don't there's two things you told me to stop gambling i did there's two things you don't never bet again so he gives you nothing but great advice and you didn't tell any mercy damn bruh you don't never bet against alabama crimson tide and [ __ ] tom brady he was so well-rested that he got tore up with his teammates man you saw a drunken [ __ ] shout out to pat mahone he was so drunk you saw the dude holding him up that was tom brady real cousin yeah damn that went bro that was his real cousin holding him up and you ever be so drunk you had to have a close family member come get you right because he know your [ __ ] their cousin is two years older than you bro you tripping trip time your kids are here everything you driving the boat my name you doing way too much that [ __ ] threw the trophy across the boat grunk told them to they both was drunk and then your white boys get white boy you know them [ __ ] looking like this bro show me the trophy we got a lot of these [ __ ] it man i got a bunch of these bro but if we [ __ ] if it falls we'll get another one man i got this win they're bet they better [ __ ] give us another one we'll be better for it if we get drunk they're pouring bill on one shoe right dude you [ __ ] caught it you better catch it bro thanks [ __ ] [ __ ] mike was looking like buddy [ __ ] he [ __ ] had too much to drink boy wow yeah they had to shut the party down at 3 30. they were like bro cut this off cut everybody out because they've been drinking since six o'clock this morning with these [ __ ] but they do crazy [ __ ] all the time that's cause they rich as hell they can do that right you know all the [ __ ] on the team were like boy that boy tom what crazy boy you saw you threw that [ __ ] bro you see brady without any jersey like i was a regular outfit you like man ain't no way that [ __ ] don't want seven super bowl man i'm braided right here when he was walking through tom brady run like his feet don't bend he rode no it's still [ __ ] happen when you on the run bro man he would get and i said damn that was your shot right there he had about two or uh that was one shot right there don't act like he didn't have a dog as you too yeah he balled up that's why i batted with him [ __ ] you're gonna stop you're gonna learn one day everything you doing ain't even in the [ __ ] right that's what you get for being selfless you see how god don't like ugly [ __ ] you tried to go down there and be successful by yourself i ain't talking about nobody this is eddie murphy we talking about what about that time i called it you know what about no no no you know what i said come being my skit coming to america he got four other [ __ ] in that [ __ ] damn you not about to make me prove myself i've been doing you wait lonely if i'll never ask you man with some more [ __ ] dude close could you please beat my skit yeah man he down there with eddie murphy he ain't saying come be in my movie but loser making you feel like you could call him and ask him that close bro anytime you need me let me know i don't think [ __ ] though i don't think [ __ ] like that well you gave me that the assumption you like [ __ ] i'm here for you like you like [ __ ] i want to see you win you so you tell me you want to see me win now not like that [Applause] nope not like that that's not how you win uh like a skit doing the pandit like i think it was pre-pandemic man let me i think you should because [ __ ] get [ __ ] on the internet yeah they go crazy you could have told him folks that we was over here i'm just saying you know me ronnie joy and clay we had already like discussed it kind of before you got here right [ __ ] had said someone hey they were like it's dope hot 85 saw put now on the hip-hop award and i was like yeah that's some real bad news but that was to the dude who drove me up there he had [ __ ] to do with really nothing that could he think [ __ ] he could have really dealt with none of that information i kept my hoodie on though one day that was one day you was on set for three weeks one day when i kept yeah two weeks and three days two weeks and three days can't count the weekend no that's they once when they get when sag do the paper roll account they ain't gonna get what come on man oh he's gonna get residual what you talking about oh he in the movie this really his episode we just in it right i was just trying to let people know that naf has graduated to bigger and better things so ain't no need to ask me no don't get all in the comments we didn't have coming back i'm not i'm not the one who changed congratulations brothers this was the show i get my damn award so i gotta come back now did i see you on the trailer in the 85 south shore but man these [ __ ] sure change up on you you got to slow that [ __ ] down and you got to blow it up and i made the trouble clay in the trailer what they put in the trailer oh man but [ __ ] i wasn't supposed to be i was just at the right spot to sell the movie that's why you give me that little you want to see it i ain't even act like i seen i want you to hear me don't tell him you watched it act like you didn't but watch it clay but this the same [ __ ] told me like we setting this up for you to launch off you can't just keep coming on here who's there just enough for you to launch off like this and then you do your own [ __ ] you'll never come back here no more and dude basically kicked it amen don't show no mo nothing that ain't him he tried to [ __ ] at you that time that's me man that's a local bread stop it that ain't now what happened let me stand next to rotten pear man that ain't here that's nice that's the best thing you don't ever brought over here and showed me because i ain't get a good picture like that why you got pink pajamas on nah it was a linen suit a linen suit so you just out here wearing pink linen salmon i see how you got in the movie you showed up with the leonard yeah it was part of the wardrobe [Laughter] who is that that's that they got a black youngster they got a [ __ ] see i ain't come over here and come for this [ __ ] they got a [ __ ] to play you y'all [ __ ] ain't gonna hurt like y'all these people have no idea man i'll be quick to say who my favorite comedians are who rodney perry lou nell you named who the [ __ ] was there on that mountain i said i named who saw me who i took pictures with in my 85 hoodie wow wow right there on the right on the south side running jordan born down there he gave you the hoodie you didn't bought another [ __ ] hoodie [Laughter] this [ __ ] here man clean ah that's what's wrong with her he thought i wasn't gonna say [ __ ] and he always told me if you ever see me do this bro you make sure you tell me hey man you know yeah you know who did it yeah same [ __ ] i've been doing [ __ ] i ain't switch it up one thing about me i keep the same [ __ ] it did switch it up away [Applause] yeah same reason why i ain't in the movie you want me to share all my opportunities with your stinging man don't want to create no opportunities i'm supposed to make you a part of everything i got going on this is a part of the plan it's a part of the you're playing selfish man watch you go see what i got for you nothing i'll see how you do it i got something for you i guess i'm coming what something coming come on no i can't say no all right you got something yeah what uh if he got something to do don't nope i hate that you said it in front of oh boy oh boy no matter what i'm gonna support y'all [ __ ] i'm gonna support you too i'm gonna go see it first thing it come on now that i have no way yeah amazon prime well is there another one so you you know jeff bezos yeah yeah let me find that one let me find that and that you cut a sad deal like g money he came to the set a few times landed the jet yeah don't you got a tesla now no got a little 9 8 it new motor you just call it tesla it's got a new motor here new motor old car man this [ __ ] this let me talk to my real cousin ronnie joy man where can they get these dope ass can they get these dope ass hats at man official blessed af.com man i appreciate blessed oh you can make church lady's faces drop what's that stand for blessed and fortunate okay one young man okay whatever you want to stand for whoever is your friend [ __ ] then took off man and i don't think a lot of people know i appreciate it man you was very early supporting for real like first press bruh you know what i'm saying years ago you you think so yeah you know maybe you should follow my example exemplary right [ __ ] cold bro that it's just something about it i just want you know what i'm going to take you back to going to your granddad [ __ ] going on you know yeah no i had actually when y'all called to book me for this show today i was running around doing husband [ __ ] and that this is what i had on me so uh you know i'm you know i live in athens so brother i was already on the east side i'ma tell you what i really want to go home and change and get some more [ __ ] for you when you when when i ever seen nav with a hat on he water the skit and the water boy skit the [ __ ] the [ __ ] so that's funny but he thinks that [ __ ] funny i'm gonna be somebody else i put i'll just put a hat on this is me go have my hat on so you still that's my [ __ ] you don't see me trying to take my head off and be like oh i'm gonna be like now is nav still so when i shoot a skit guess what it's still gonna be me with a hat on yeah don't do my [ __ ] bro be yourself they know you with your head off so when you do so when you acting keep the [ __ ] head off that's all exactly oh no that ain't how you do that [ __ ] never mind okay cool cool what the [ __ ] is so funny joe that's what the [ __ ] i want to know hey don't tell them so he thinks he think hats is funny ain't no [ __ ] prop i appreciate the hat running where your [ __ ] is real [ __ ] think it's a game shout out to joe man he gave me a good writing opportunity man oh you see how joe joe joe looking out yeah but that's through you that's how you know what i'm saying i know why me again he said wow this is like when big boy ran down on the light skin dude on atl hey man i'm caught about i knew i knew he wasn't gonna i knew he wasn't gonna tell them those gave me the money so i could do the audition what's up man let's see how you do me hey will you trying to cross 85 songs all the wrong people down what you mean hilarious you had to pay for all this [Music] him i needed an outfit and some [ __ ] for it so he threw some extra on it maybe made me uh wait it made it sound like he had already had got to look you know the little part of it so he financed the uh then tried to make it seem like man they ain't gonna do that wow oh he was on set like he was down there you could have faced time or something yeah i guess when i heard from me when you got home out there was done oh rap not even like for the day [ __ ] [ __ ] about to come out in about two weeks oh you just told y'all oh i had found out i told you loss cause he lying like a [ __ ] he [ __ ] hit me oh i thought your boy told you you know clay he said damn he had for no money in a minute and that's when i told him what that cuz he used to be hitting him up you know that's how thomas get introduced to you holding out keeping the [ __ ] going yeah and the [ __ ] the other [ __ ] in the bottom shot what's his name i know you know his name [ __ ] why no wow hey but guess what i told them when they talking about doing my christmas i just said good and terrible you know his real name i said make sure they know that i'm out of the 85 south tree who'd you tell that to say that [ __ ] no i would tell him ain't nobody hey nobody tells nobody [ __ ] when you get a job you turn into the [ __ ] me man [ __ ] hey what did you do that that ain't me you got a beard in this [ __ ] that ain't me i don't know that i gotta do that i appreciate it i know you was on name yeah man come on man you tell eddie murphy you watched all his [ __ ] you told arsenio that's the thing about this [ __ ] ain't young you ain't seen when nwa was on arsenio he ain't seen arsenio be on our studio wow even when they brought it back with k-9 yeah that's when he stopped okay that's when he saw it he ain't know what it was supposed to be no but like he brought on a fair con brother that [ __ ] would be it you told him that name no austin went in like what i was just chilling bro that we know of the whole time i had to get rid of because i'm i'm steady watching that fire stuff wow that's what you was doing that was my whole [ __ ] plan i didn't want to say it i wanted him like damn what is he watching right and then they said and it go like that you had to do earphones but he was watching it just didn't work joe you see what i was saying nope i know you now you fought for yourself you needed something you was probably not supposed to be you could just leave that cause you you damn sure ain't human yeah damn no because the human would have brought brother [ __ ] name up my [ __ ] losing them man ain't that crazy all over my 85 oh yeah that's where i got this for i had it on what better place to promote coming to america with eddie murphy you could have set that hole he probably did have a hoodie on he was like man it ain't really chilling like that down here i took it off took it off for every picture yeah you got it wrapped around his waist exactly [Laughter] [Music] what's that it's the new new sauce damn man everybody know we see how it is though you got a lot of friends that was on commentary man they would love to call bro you know don't call nobody look just hypothetically now just hit you and be like man you know we got him working on the movie man they probably need some writers or something i'm gonna say all right now he gonna [ __ ] have you been talking to man [ __ ] just gave everybody donuts they need writers down here man all right what's his name just tell them gerald with the donut all right now it all makes no i'm not [ __ ] going man every time [Music] all right hey where you at bro i'm here i'm in the back bye my guy let me hit you back you got to promote for the movie right you going on the press run i don't even know my name oh okay tell them where they can find it bro do you know when they did the rap party like baby you know when i post this episode i'm gonna put uh old dude from the movie i ain't even gonna no nav green in the title you're gonna keep it like carlos miller ronnie jordan clayton english and friends [Laughter] go through that too ricky smiley and friends and you one of the friends oh man this [ __ ] is hard you got to be friends you're getting real i'm better like this i look at the flag be like oh man these [ __ ] pictures bigger than mine carlos miller oh [ __ ] all right they're branded friends i mean we shot at our studio though you're really good friends yeah it's a friend of mine we should we did friends i wanted to get on stage and we shot it at our studios and they spelled your name wrong renee your name renee jordan what it's on [ __ ] is it v-mo vimeo v-meow yeah that they got so many old [Music] [Music] ricky rubio that's how your comedy thing you got it on vinyl now right i'm vinyl you got you're gonna do it you're doing the album for real final out by any means yeah that's hard i'm about to buy me a waffle maker too oh yeah it's the wrong twenties man what the [ __ ] is wrong with you guys it's just get your [ __ ] together that's where i'm at in life i'm about waffles that's a big step any [ __ ] here to tell you bro no once you get one point in your life where you actually need a waffle maker that's somewhere bro a lot of black men don't make it to waffle maker like age there's certain appliances that mean you grow a deep freezer yeah oh you oh you're an adult you were [ __ ] full adult you got some [ __ ] off in the deep freezer if you got like an air fryer a new one too and you can't get the little one you got to get the big one with the dough that's swaying down yeah there's some settings on that [ __ ] yeah touch yeah well your knives too grown [ __ ] cutting boards what the [ __ ] is you doing with the multiple sizes for that [ __ ] good night not them cheap knives right steak knives huh and don't be trying to use the wrong utensil for the wrong [ __ ] that be some of y'all problem that's why you [ __ ] you eating out that little stained spaghetti bowl your nasty [ __ ] drinking out of juice cup you didn't bought the [ __ ] place that ain't even microwave safe right and you can't understand why all your food tastes like metal right i stunned a [ __ ] and i just give them a teaspoon a teaspoon yeah everything that you have i have a dollar serving side yeah you don't get a big spoon in my house if you don't pay no boil i like to eat in the butter because you're trying to eat a lot of fast at once yeah take a long time to eat cereal with a teaspoon yeah exactly take your time enjoy them fruit loops eat that [ __ ] the right way man taste them that's like fat people torture i'm like man you told me you want me to come over here little spoons give me those at the park [ __ ] boys club sports all right man i'm about well since this is this was really you know nav's promotion for his movie coming to america man hey man look tell people what they need to see about the movie right now you know he don't know you're gonna see it you're gonna see a [ __ ] rise oh for real you're gonna see my journey y'all following my journey here oh your journey oh yeah now i'm gonna switch it up boy my journey started with uh 85 south man and that just let you know never forget where you come from and still come talk to your friends and you can kick it with your friends the same friends that supported you and believed in you when nobody else did and um not to be too long and try to make this brief somebody tweeted and they said now got the potential to be a star and that [ __ ] lost he had to say that he said nav is already a star and that's the screen that's the profile pic i got for him when he called it pop up so every time he called me it made me believe in me that was heartfelt man this [ __ ] did audition [Laughter] terrible man 85 shop show journey journey from 85 to coming to america who would have thought right here man the whole movie stuff what a role led to wow and i've been doing comedy 20 years well i mean after this you know so what you doing after this man i mean you gonna branch out and do your own thing you know and create some opportunities for you know the people who really [ __ ] with you and that was the plan i didn't want to speak on it i got a new tv series i'm developing right now well with national geographic what what you no we doing is we're going to be doing voiceovers uh i pitched i pitched carlos and they want you to be in that's what i would come to break the news wow this is the one running claim y'all go [ __ ] with him y'all y'all ain't busy oh man oh [ __ ] give me the info what's the email i got you ronnie well there you have it folks we about to get the [ __ ] out of here man just turn up the paper appreciate it bro thank you for having me man man we just talking about this yeah youtube and watch more culture apollo's episode going crazy clayton on there a lot of times thank you man y'all inspired the streets man to get that [ __ ] together so that's what we're doing see y'all check my youtube guy over there and forgot to tell him no i was listening to this great story about [ __ ] coming to america i'm like bro i'm finna interrupt eddie murphy be like my youtube channel man did he call you i was on modern culture like four or five times in it let me get by you know i ain't gonna step over man i've been holding my piss for 28 minutes oh that's why he set up [ __ ] oh my god damn we got it clay went straight in there [ __ ] bro don't ever hold your pee hilarious oh [ __ ] you could have got up and peed and came back right

Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

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Length: 100min 34sec (6034 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 05 2021