Jschlatt Imposter Joins The SDMP Minecraft (Schlatt)

me to this picture are you the real one what do you mean am I the real one there's like four there's like 50 of you dude why do Swagger Souls leave the game I'm still here yeah there's multiple there's just swaggers just running around I can't tell which one's the real one are are you I'm I'm the real one I have weed you have weed they have weed too they have weed they have weed too yeah they do that they're smoking they're smoking spice or K2 or something what's something that only you would know what something only I would know yeah what did I order at your house what did you order at my house you ordered the bacon and egg sandwich it's the real one Swagger yes if you are the real one I have to show you something yeah of course it's really scary take a look at that you got to contact the IRS man oh my God I think I do that looks nothing like me they got your full likeness oh I know how to tell look at the arms even down to the arms the tell by the backpack we got we got to [ __ ] uh oh is that is that the real I don't know if it's the real one or not are you is that you hello what's going on say something say something the only the real Swagger would know uh [ __ ] uh what the [ __ ] what do you mean what do you mean impr what about you ask me a question no say say no you yo we're pimp chimping what the I heard the other two say that are you serious I did hear that yeah they have your whole where did we me we met on the Epic S&P that's [ __ ] that's the real Swagger Souls that's the [ __ ] to so hard no no that was a fist bump I'm hey Mel thank you thank you what the [ __ ] was that good hang on can I ask you a question sure real simple what do you think of this this music disc I'm asking everyone on the server oh God all right bit of a ganty tone I like it you like it that that that right there was all I needed to hear Swagger Souls a good one I like it it's got a little bit Takens it's got a bit of a JZ it's got a bit of a swing all around the server I'm sure to learn how to play the drums so I can appreciate it I like that one you love to hear it uh are you playing the disc again I'm interviewing everyone on the server and asking for their opinions is that the real Swagger yeah why does everyone keep asking me if I'm the real Swagger okay dude something was going on it's better you don't know okay I I've had four [ __ ] people ask me if I'm the real Swagger Souls someone and then someone showed me this photo which is really concerning yeah you know I remember some like thaten that I saw that exact picture wait a minute have you already joined the game oh my God yeah the reason why people are asking if you're the real SW has something to do now you're here flat joining the game already here yeah evidently not oh me SL I'm [ __ ] walking it come on [ __ ] god hey [ __ ] is not even accurate in the slightest accurate at all come on not even accurate in the slightest I have no [ __ ] 911 come on 911 people that that [ __ ] you you can't just pretend to be me and go around screaming 911 I'm the real one I'm the real jat stand I'll prove it to you stand money money money money what did you do in I want money if you're the real what did you do9 you got a camera I was born I'm I'm 24 years old come on he's got my famous birthdays pulled up yeah sounds like the real J I'm from uh New York look ask me something okay look this is like the SpongeBob episode right yeah one of us is real and the other is made out of out of metal well it's me it's me nuh nuh the real you're made out of metal you're made out of I'm not made out of metal I'm metal skeleton that's you are made into metal hello two swager that's our friend that's my friend what the hell you trying to P I wouldn't say yeah what's your problem's your problem calm down calm down we'll get to the bottom of this we'll get to the bottom of this okay everyone everyone just spread out a little bit even look like me I I don't even trust the the fake J okay okay Swagger you even sound like swaggers you you're going to ask us questions and then and at all which one both of us and see who gets it right you know wait no no no what do you ask you me to do easy I'm asking you to ask us questions to see who is the real one okay okay and I'm going to ask you two questions I guess I don't know why we're doing this he sounds nothing like me it's very obvious I honestly I'm he what do you mean I'm J come on all right if you're if you're the real J if you're the real J how much money did you get me to spend on that other uh bronze small monkey statue how much money did you convince me to spend hey what's up uh couple thousand dollar mitosis was 75,000 I think it was closer closer than that would remember number it was a little L it wasn't it wasn't the big one exactly that's how we know I'm the real one no I'm the real one number he's too rich yeah exactly he doesn't even know account all he knows is money money money yeah that's me I love money money's great I love cash has to be the most antisocial person on this server I don't even know how you can walk past a seat like this okay no no just you're man you're a [ __ ] all right Swagger all right swaggers the real Swagger had a trip planned before the sdmp launch but he canceled it to stream on the server where was that trip planned oh let me think about it I'm a little high damn some weed a little bit weed have a little bit of weed come on yo yo can I give a little bit of that yeah I'm out of weed oh wait I got I got some weed for you yeah have some weed weed isn't even a part of my Persona I'm friends with swagger I got weed on me all the time come on that isn't even do I ever say come on do I the only the only the only time that we like [ __ ] this I'm going back to my house [ __ ] no you better not go to your [ __ ] house that's my house you [ __ ] [ __ ] same I'm not going to lie it kind of sound the same hey it kind of do sound the same [ __ ] out of here get out of my house get off my por get off my [ __ ] porch get off of my porch [ __ ] you assle f get the [ __ ] out of here get out of my house get out of my house get the [ __ ] out of here you [ __ ] [ __ ] my own goddamn house hey bring me a [ __ ] chopped cheese or something get the [ __ ] out of here cheese the [ __ ] oh someone stole my lad how about give me back the ladder oh oh wait did I take a hey man what the [ __ ] I I don't think I don't think I look he didn't SP anywhere [ __ ] close my now we know it's me I'm looking I don't have a l all right I'm I am what the [ __ ] were you doing in my B see [ __ ] Josh here what the [ __ ] is going on Josh I think that's not the real one that's not the real Josh is that what no that's no that is definitely the real Josh he's [ __ ] leaving he's [ __ ] not saying anything just [ __ ] going off going off to be lonely yeah that's him that's him that's kind of gay what what what what who said that you mean not approaching a group of six other guys is gay what H what the [ __ ] did I just hear why' that sound like me that did sound like you who the [ __ ] did this is really awkward now so [ __ ] confus I'm not going to lie you all kind of sound like J schlatt that was what I don't sound anything like that you're the only one I actually think who gets the pass I'm going to go work on my house so that I can pass the home I never said who okay let's let's get to the bottom of this bottom sure who wants to go gambling I do gambling yep where uh we just we can do it right right hold on is that you typing no it's not me typing then how the [ __ ] is that happening there get does he change his Jesus okay what's what's happening is what's going on down here oh my God oh my God I can't I need to excuse myself from this this is absurd does anyone want any fried EG we're I'm going to gamble okay if anyone wants to gamble oh gam meet me in the Family Mart in like 2 minutes okay all right we're gambling bring diamonds bring Diamond diamonds and bring some male strippers what I did not say bring maale strippers that was not me I don't know who said that that though nope I'm not that was you we gambling hey oh finally back in my house you get dude all right I put your [ __ ] up in the chest but you got to stop with this charade building what are you talking about I live here what's your [ __ ] problem this is my home I'm going to lose my [ __ ] I'm going to lose my can I take that's anyone would know that's not where I sit I sit right here usually anyone knows I sit a little bit I wanted to switch up a little swi up a little bit Yeah a time might it who's real and who's fake what's wrong you have diamonds on you you got diamonds on you schlat I don't have any diamonds right now the fake get lost then get get lost obviously PO let let me let me get some diamonds for you schlatt there's no diamonds in that chest ah this is really gross oh hey Swagger I hey I got some apples for you no I don't want apples I don't want Apple day keeps the doctor away come on take a bite like oh my God what do you mean you don't sound like that you're going to what you have a you got no diamonds on you we're not even you got no diamonds on you that's that's [ __ ] you got to get you got to get lost okay to get lost for that is not Josh that's not that's not him can't smoke any we that's the real Josh if I ever knew him thanks for the diamond you're welcome that was mine that was a gift to you oh was it thank you a gift to the HOA absolutely you're not wearing diamonds hey this is fake he's not wearing any diamonds everybody knows I poor he can't wear poor he can't even wear any diamond armor ever I never wear armor yeah get the [ __ ] out of of I'm sending you up into space [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] blew up his stuff [ __ ] call that the Challenger where I come from I I think you blew we blew up all his stuff yeah I think it all got that's that's what that's what he getet over here that's what he gets for [ __ ] impersonating a famous person I think I saw him running earlier yeah he was yeah he was running earlier that's I was right behind somebody that just respawned and I saw I was following one of you and you're someone was running I knew only the real one can do the combo if only it could have said Jay schlatt was blown up by J schlatt I got to I I I got to be honest you all need to back up okay okay yeah except me though right no no yeah start TW J he's back hey how's it going what the [ __ ] up there yeah no no nol it's it's not up there it oh I think that's a fake Josh oh never mind there's a fake Josh now yeah he didn't say SK we're going to be gambling I'm gonna I I I'm making a little gambling ring in the family Mar anyone want to gamble we got diamonds in here oh my God there's so many there's so many [ __ ] people all right uh how do I how do we like get half of the people out of here uh by guessing not not like that we can kill him oh right bomb thve that'll work I don't know you think of a number and people guess and wait yeah we could gamble my God your we could gamble yeah guys what's going on hey hey what's going on every Bud oh God you are you still alive man yeah Reza has a ring that we can gamble on winners get out of here someone blow them up oh wait yeah we have a we have a whole boxing ring yeah yeah you forgot the me Trippers yeah you who's going to win win server is in this one room I'm actually losing this is way too many people give back yeah you know what I think I'm fin leaving I is this is over simulator we can do some gambling in the ring swag Jesus Christ it's just swaggers are there know there's like [ __ ] there's only me and my buddy my buddy Swagger now I'm [ __ ] confused serious that's some that's [ __ ] I don't that's really annoying iess got to do a capture yeah we should probably watch from afar you know oh [ __ ] dude I don't want to watch from afar N I think you will oh it's so bad over here God damn oh wow yeah this is a great boxing ring I do like this quite a lot swinger swager why are you taking the shortcut swager Souls who the [ __ ] is that sound like a Pokemon what the hell isn't that the guy that got the labotomy I don't walk around going swager swag W I don't do I'm swag I'm swag what the [ __ ] how's it going everyone making it sound like I got hit in the head with a [ __ ] Hammer J jat jat hey how's it going bird can I get my 64 diamonds yeah I I'll put them in the mail for you okay sounds great cuz you do owe me 64 diamonds that sounds like the real I just want to reiterate you do owe me that so I would like to get those asaps I'll give them I'll give them to you after I feed my I'll give him to you after I feed my cat Jambo usually SS like he's doing wait wait wait wait wait what about your other wait what about your other cat oh so to this so what we got going on here what are we betting on hey y schlat let me take him on what let me take him on very very I got this Jesus y one one we're not no no no no we're not here we're not here to fight no one's fighting we're gambling oh my bad you got me hooked bird wait check this out wait what's the gamble are you guys just going to fight oh my God you just hit a c God my bad Swagger Souls yo swag you want some swag yo Mike can you do me a favor that chest that's over there at least one of the diamonds out toss an enemy oh I don't play with diamonds I play with diamond blocks hit this diamond I play for diamond blocks do you even have diamond blocks yeah go I need some diamonds so I can swag what the hell you shut up we're trying to [ __ ] gamble kill him around a strip wait what are we gambling I get in he come on who the [ __ ] hitting me okay ant we're going to play for higher higher number okay higher number okay can I get how much want one one no this is we'll One V one all right all right my bad you can't we we'll get some more people in if you want okay just I I was just I just got here so I this is the first this is the first one so we're going to go big or go home to start but I only have four so I'll bet them all but I only got four diamonds all right an's betting Four Diamonds higher number better person ready off the get off the ring two one the SH damn you R the one buddy yeah I I did roll a one yeah and I I think I I think I rolled a six yeah that that is the higher number yeah yeah you lost yeah you lost lost well four four D I mean it's just four diamonds just D I mean double or nothing you want to go again oh you want to go double or nothing oh uh okay all right A Dangerous Game you're playing Diamond of that so better get a percentage all right fine I I'll play for eight I'll play for eight all right eight diamonds all right ready yep one three two wait do you go you count down or do should we count up maybe down is better you count down guys one boom 3 I would cuz better one go that's waed that's a weighted dice hold up hold up landed on six twice bet this money what did you lose what did you just lose I just lost eight diamonds let me take your place bet those bet those what no I got check me in check me in you in all right I I I I need I need those eight diamonds thank you going bet you're going to bet bet or nothing double or nothing is asking that I bet seven add no add to the pool not see this I'm not doubling again I'm taking my winnings double again guy is you no again that's like d py roll a [ __ ] six again dude you got this I will bet 12 diamonds right now no now go shut shut up shut uput R Michael get out 12 diamonds last roll you will be even I think you'll be even if you win this 12 diamonds 12 diamonds 12 diamonds Venom 12 12 okay all right someone count us down 3 two 1 three two one let's go let's go and that's give me back my seven you're the one who gambled them [ __ ] off learn to lose [ __ ] hey give me my dice back if you're pussying out you got to get out of you got to give me my dice back everyone knows you got to give me my dice back who wants to get in here want get in here swag swag got it oh another Challenger H you think you got it you think you got what it takes so how much you want to wager all right I I you know what let's let's start off right where we left let's do 12 huh all right all right okay three three two two one one bam oh double nothing oh oh not to cut in what happens if there's a tie I I know what I know when to when to F you can't just you can't just [ __ ] take it and get out of here okay hold on what do you mean yes I can you're not even going to give me a chance to win Bank the money you don't think it should be a cooler scenario since it's so cool and rare but Ty you roll again it's so stupid so stupid ask that it was something more who am I playing right now you want to tag in the other Swagger yeah yeah yeah here Swagger get in here Mike Mike I don't have any diamonds I got you Sor say say sorry chill chill chill chill chill chill chill this that's the best I can do for I'm going to [ __ ] double up on this come onag you got back hey there's too many side conversations the main event is the gambling all right if you're going to make noise do it while while Crouch that's that that's how you muffle it okay F Christ almighty you mean this [ __ ] idiot all right all right Swagger how many diamonds are you betting so he doesn't lose at all shut the [ __ ] up oh my God we're crouched we're watching go off Crouch over there shut up how about you crouch in there oh I'm crouching you you owe me you owe me a stack of diamonds [ __ ] I don't ow you sh you owe me a stack of diamonds [ __ ] I don't owe you [ __ ] you owe me a stack of diamonds until I get back I don't want to hear lip get the [ __ ] out of here come on swag angry come on man I'm not with him I'm sorry Josh I didn't I didn't know you all right all right you ready grab it all I'm going to I was me I was rude I shut the [ __ ] up where are my stack of diamond slat [ __ ] you dude [ __ ] you dude sorry though we'll be quiet come on library rules all right Swagger you should go okay M oh it's a tie that's a tie that's a tie what do you do okay okay no no no we we just do it again do it again we just do it again that's best ready 3 2 1 yes [ __ ] [ __ ] I got a cap how many was that 19 yeah 19 19 19 Diamond [ __ ] double it double or nothing double or nothing no are you going pressure him now 19 for 38 yeah yeah 38 38 all right ready 38 yeah 38 3 two one [ __ ] off what the [ __ ] is this what the [ __ ] is this just reminds me of the old as like uh oh did he die Swagger I think you owe me 38 diamonds what are you [ __ ] talking about what do you mean that you just lost get the [ __ ] out of here you lost oh my God Ah that's dirty that's dirty I'm just going to say that's dirty you [ __ ] I'll be right back only shot him right now oh oh I have a gun got a gun no there I don't think there's any guns in the mod all right we can do two diamonds get in here what do I gamble the 38 I owe you oh wait uh oh gamble the 38 you owe me no no I want the 38 gamble that do it double or nothing you don't want to be in that kind of debt that's one there's two that much there's three you are not going to give these one by one to me hello how you doing can I fight Josh can I fight Josh in the ring we're doing good yeah fight him all right right Josh this is this transaction is going to take a while wait I missed it what what did I miss why don't you guys take up the armor only owe swag 38 that's almost 64 I only owe you 19 you owe me 38 I owe you 19 you went double or nothing oh he oh my God gra those ones those you know what I'll I'll I'll take those diamonds what those are my diamonds I only got rubies I don't actually get any Diamonds oh free dice oie you haven't finished the the I don't know I I don't know you been giving them one by one you tell me you've been giving them to me one by one and you haven't been counting you haven't been counting either you get diamonds you know count how many diamonds you got I've got so many it's a it's a it's a well then you then you probably have enough oh okay that's very funny I no that's not how that works you did this this is oh this is oh okay thanks bir I want my I want my diamonds back I uh I want my dice back how about that I want my dice back wait for what uh someone's got to give me my dice back y he's got your dice he picked it up no I I shed it in his all right bye Swagger bye Swagger shes I think we should start having some my di my dice is back I regurgitated it it wasn't very good yeah Michael you you want to bet some diamonds yeah yeah let's bet some diamonds I got two I'll probably you want to do higher number or like odds orens or high higher number okay okay oh you're just throwing them out there huh oh true actually no no actually I like that actually I like that let's it shows what's at St throw them into that corner yeah yeah yeah yeah okay I like this ready ready three two one okay okay okay very very double or nothing double yeah double or nothing for everything yeah put in put in four okay him all right three go two sure no we got to you got to count down yeah true true got to count down three two oneit give me I'm messing with you I'm messing with you I'm messing with you I'm playing I'm playing damn dude he almost he almost got him really good that was a really SI that that really [ __ ] smooth hey how about this who's who's got another dice on them I I got the dice right there I know we can we can if you guys get in here you guys we can do a big pot see whoever's got the biggest takes everything everyone throws a couple diamonds okay I don't have any diamonds do we bet I can melon what they doy iron I don't know man we got to do diamonds man we could maybe gold I'm down for gold I got a ton of gold how about just a pot of random soup just random valuables that sounds yummy actually soup is good soup is good soup is about rotten flesh oh we can lives I like the idea of that I put a block of TNT in that's a good one throw in 16 wheat seeds fish fish I got fish throwing a we should have a we should have a big chest okay I'll take take some of those wait wait wait I can make a chest hold on I think I'm going to get chest like a pot you know give me a second give me a second I might need to I might need to beat feet and get out of here what do you mean I'm looking at the time I have to I have to be somewhere yeah I got a bedtime right now well hopefully hopefully hopefully big oiled up man chest hopefully the other swager will come down what I missed the other swinger I loved him going we'll see you guys later enjoy enjoy your enjoy your

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Id: fdB938pYPDs

Length: 29min 32sec (1772 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 02 2024