Schlatt Faces The NEW EVIL Pumpkin on The SDMP

just refreshed I put the neural Link in do you want me to ban Hunter no you don't have to we know we worked it out actually don't do that they're going to be on my ass for that one who's they oh you know what wait wait wait wait wait I did not know I had this kind of power hold on hold the phone what you just opened Pandora's Box my friend what happened can we can we walk around the server and just do that can can we actually just do that can that yeah oh I love that who else do want a ban today oh let me show you a couple people okay I actually have a list I'm glad we crossed paths yeah of course this is this is awesome I sure hope I don't get banned at the end of this as some kind of conclusion to the bit what's up man you want to gamble I was just talking to myself yeah dude all right three two well I left I it seems left my dice at the arena well I rolled low you had a good chance of getting me right there well you could just you know give me your dice and or die rather oh I forgot what I got did you tell the admin to die it's not what I said at all I would never it's is the singular of dice no I'm not going to ban handsome fella he's one of the consistently highest viewed streamers on the server that' be a that'd be a terrible decision for this longevity that would be a huge hit to the sdmp yeah terrible Mark now if I started you know falling off a little bit Tik toks aren't doing too well my quips aren't up the non seers the non seers if you will the zingers the zingers then it's over for me what the you threw sneaks dice away like that you want the whole Community to die I said I meant to ask him about the dream SMP I don't think you should oh speak of the devil what's going on we were just talking about your run on the dream SMP and how good it was did have a good run on that place you ever noticed that it just wasn't the same without me on it yeah you were watching back in the day the story lines weren't as good I wasn't watching the dream SMP I'd watch some clips you know it' be like Tommy in it best dream S&P moments I'm like yeah look I I knew when I was giving that speech after I got elected uh I knew when I was giv that speech I in my head I was like yeah that's a banger that's this is going to murder yeah 12-year-olds are going to resonate with this right here they're going to this I'm kidding no you you were spot on there I don't know the nail head I the nail that [ __ ] hammered the whole time what the oh [ __ ] oh Jesus Christ oh it's my worst nightmare Evil Pumpkin oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it's Evil Pumpkin you don't don't ask God question don't look him in the eyes I I'm not do you need us don't look don't look don't talk to him I'm I'm not looking don't talk to him let's continue the conversation and not acknowledge anything he says cuz he's about [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] just let him walk by sure yeah just anyway don't acknowledge it don't acknowledge it don't acknowledge it yeah good joke schl the [ __ ] was that that was to 12 you [ __ ] dude who the [ __ ] is evil pumpkin bro that's not normal at all what the hell is that that's the evil okay look dude it there there's some anomalies on This Server I don't know how Mr Blue got on I don't know how evil pumpkin got on I didn't whitelist them I'll put it I'll leave it at that Mr Blue said [ __ ] earlier did you hear it no he ripped the f bomb it was crazy that's very out of character for Mr Blue like him but by day uhoh he's coming I'm a businessman I'll be careful going keep going keep talking okay oh [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah so anyway your job right they must love you over the phone they must love you over the [Music] fun yep uhhuh so you you sell to people early in the morning his clientele must be across the pl are you selling like weapons or anything um Mr Blue now too uh uh Mr Blue Mr Blue what's up hello Mr Blue hey Mr Blue hello it's me Mr Blue hi Mr Blue did you end up uh did you end up going to gamble elsewhere well unfortunately we could not find a dice to gamble but well I I have I have a venture now that I'm currently working on would you like to check out my new Venture I guess Mr Blue I want to go wherever you're going yeah sure why not didn't he didn't he come from this way he did oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] did you drop something uhoh I'm Mr Blue it is me the [Music] pumpkin I don't understand it but what the [ __ ] is that dude can you well I think that was the Evil Pumpkin oh Mr Blue you never get old I love Mr Blue best dude as ever wait Mr Blue are you in shop I want to get some inv I need Mr Blue what is this popup shop oh Mr Blue's wisdom Mr Blue's wisdom well come on in and having a SE why don't the room is it oneon-one is it one-on one can I have an audience Mr Blue well I suppose you can have an audience come on in guys come on in okay on in I want to witness this greatness Mr Blue I'm here to receive some wisdom well okay but it'll cost one diamond oh I have plenty don't don't even worry holy the blue stuff just for you blue guy well I guess you can ask away what's troubling or you or what is on your what is on your mind Mr Hunter Oh I thought you I thought there's just going to be like fortune cookies where you had just like wisdom in hand oh an apple a day keeps the doctor away yo are you guys writing this down that's awesome hell yeah it probably does Hunter tell him your trauma or something he can help you out yeah go on trauma D blue go on yeah what's going on in your life Mr Blue is here to help I I think that might be another Diamond though that's true you already for one more diamond yeah he already did give you some wisdom one more Diamond um Follow Your Passion so I awesome Mr Blue I didn't explain anything to you yet I just you just kind of took my diamond well now you're going to have to C up one more another Diamond to tell you his problem yeah you have to give him another Diamond I have I have a I have something troubling me here's another godamn it oh my God is that the [ __ ] evil pumpkin [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] me the pumpin is that thing is why does it sound like a what the [ __ ] what does that mean how can a pumpkin be evil I'm about to I'm about to carve this dude up I swear to God that doesn't terrify you the Evil Pumpkin hey we have fun in the sdmp we have fun we like go around a little Evil Pumpkin in sometimes I don't know what the hell is happening anymore Mr Blue the Evil Pumpkin scares me so bad he scares me so bad I don't know what to do Hunter I hate to interrup that is a diamond in fact you need to yeah you another diamond diamond I gave him a diamond I gave him a diamond well if the Evil Pumpkin is scaring you so much well my advice and as simple as this my advice would be well maybe Don't Go Near him nice that's true that's Sage right there Mr Blue's done it again [Music] oh it is me fa pumpkin oh my oh my God this is does he have another voice line or is that I don't think he can actually [ __ ] talk he's just the evil [ __ ] pumpkin he made that abundantly clear what what do you want what do you want him to say I don't know just something new something fresh does he need to have like a Tinder bio for you or just like another voice line would be nice well we can ask him next time he comes around why not he'll be back I'm sure maybe he's a nice pump may maybe pumin what the h maybe his pumpkin parents named him Evil Pumpkin but he's actually a good pumpkin what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh my God there's two there's two oh no I am [Music] noticing what the [ __ ] going on [Music] [Laughter] dude I'm starting to think this is the only safe building we're going to have to barricade the door in dude how the [ __ ] did he did he did he Mr boo I think my alss are cured well I'm so glad that I could help you and and I'm so glad that my wisdom could help you in your in your quest for uh for life and your quest for knowledge oh thank you Mr Blue I got a question all right go ahead go ahead sne all right Mr blue what's the evil pumpkin's damage well it is looking like the Evil Pumpkin is got a maybe a childhood trauma or something maybe it has to do with pumpkin or something well I'm going to tell you right now well looks like the guy's got to try to well he's trying to to make it making it other people's problem but well uh oh oh he's I think somebody has got to maybe maybe being coming his friend well that's my advice evil pumpin stinky pumpkin you know what you know I don't think you're that [ __ ] stinky yeah that's right I don't think you're stinky at all that's right keep walking Mr Blue do you think I could out stinky the stinky pumpkin well perhaps if you get a perhaps if you are like maybe you're not showering for a couple days or maybe a couple weeks and maybe you're rubbing yourself in some trash then well maybe you could out smell the smelly pumpkin I can [ __ ] my pants on command maybe [ __ ] your pants as well and maybe I can do that on command well I'm pretty sure everyone can do that on command did you just do that I did you yeah that was stinky I told you I could do it on command just gave himself the layup for the slam dunk that was the fart sound bite why you guys why you guys backing up this guys this is Mr dude gross oh Mr I'll take it all swear do does Mr Blue have a Mr Blue has a cleaning fee I'm feeling a little feverish what what the who the [ __ ] said that what the hell was that who said that I don't know I don't know thank God did someone like use the voice on you or something no what the [ __ ] is the voice the voice like do all the traes yeah Minecraft what's the voice I think well looks like this guy's never read the critically acclaimed novel by Frank Herbert tittled Dune you you're right about that Mr Blue that's true I haven't read it he's just ready with it he's just ready with the with the author also also he probably not read Dune Messiah and all of the other Dune books in the Dune series written by Frank Herbert's son as well have not and oh [ __ ] uh oh holy [ __ ] I'm seeing double it's the [ __ ] stinky pumpkin I think I'm hearing double what's in your hand what's in your hand right there what is no Hunter it's all in my hand uh-oh not yours oh no don't do it no don't do it no no I'm not I'm not going to do it I'm not don't you dare do it oh please don't do it don't you dare do it don't do anything ridiculous it's got no no I would not do I would not put this on it's got cursive binding on it that's not something I I'm interested in why don't you why don't you just put it down there good if you're not going to do got a negative conation put it on it's freaking me out that you just have it in your hand a great question that I don't actually would right clicking put put it down or would it place it put it on your try it see what happens oh Mr Blue that's too much oh you I Mr Blue you should try it Mr Blue you should try it I don't think Mr Blue should try it no Mr Blue's too good for this world to try it he shouldn't do does one of you it's talking to me like the like the Green Goblins mask I thought we were supposed to in the Toby McGuire Movie what happened oh [ __ ] it's me the evil [ __ ] pum holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm going the [ __ ] all you up it's it's the EV pumpkin holy [ __ ] I'm the Evil Pumpkin I'm going to rip you all in half Evil Pumpkin do why would the Evil Pumpkin rip me in shut the stop asking [ __ ] questions evil pumpkin it's shitty pumpkin shitty pumpkin oh no wait does it say shitty pumpkin oh no it's a shitty pumpkin yeah you are shitty God damn it it is hi the shitty pumpkin it's me the shitty [Music] pumpkin what does this shitty pumpkin do what does the shitty pumpkin do I'm [ __ ] everywhere I'm the shitty pumpkin I don't know how you thought I feel like having some rest I don't know how you thought this would get me I'm trying to have a good sleep no no that's not fall down that four block hole no I'm not how you doing good I just had the best sleep in my life hell yeah man dude I got to show you something man [ __ ] off sorry that's my inner monologue I'm the devil on your shoulder kill that son of a [ __ ] okay that doesn't even sound like me yeah yeah cuz I'm it's cuz I'm the devil I'm a evil guy win you win I'm just trying to show you something awesome man what is it show it quick have you have have you heard of the the the stuffed pumpkin bowl of stuffed pumpkin eat that eat that real quick tell poke he looks like a bowl of stuffed pumpkin you look like a what telling me telling he looks like a bow of stuff pumpkin you look like a b of devil on your shoulder tell him [ __ ] himself yeah I also need to take my meds I wonder if the pharmacy has my prescription refilled I also need to pick up the latest edition of The Playboy magazine the one with oiled men M men what did you just feed me full stuff pumpkin man okay was this the shitty pumpkin or was this the the Goon pumpkin or was this the stinky pumpkin nor pumpkin normal pumpkin I'm going to see this with no hint of irony in my voice I need to stop your pumpkin come over here I think [Laughter] I'm how do I get out of here I got to go down here man I don't know we're going to jump on a pumpkin never leaving you're never leaving me I will be here forever and ever until the server reboots at 3:00 in the morning forever forever there's a there's a behind you though forever I 1999 oh my God oh my God oh my [Music] [Music] God [Music]

Channel: Jetermoh

Views: 37,493

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Id: B06rDee5DN0

Length: 18min 37sec (1117 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 10 2024