Jschlatt builds the most Woke house on SDMP.... (Schlatt)

take away like Conor yo what do you think of this house I I built today I built this you built this yeah I just put it together oh wow is this your new home yeah I'm going to live I'm going to live here oh wow what are you going to do with down there that's going to become uh a dock and some other cool stuff I don't know okay well think of it this way that's where the company is and then this is where the founder is you know I see I see if this house wow was in San Francisco it be $10 million it would yeah for sure you know the wood is kind of feminine looking no it's not it's a little pinkish no what does that have in correlation with femininity well pink is traditionally a girl color pink is for girls blue is for boy I do I say that that's really really backwards I'll say it I'll be the first person to get with the times buddy you got to get with the times get with the times buddy this is the most m I've seen yeah just because on This Server doesn't mean feminine no I mean I'm all blue is that Sonic is that you're missing the point you're missing the point man it's not the color that determines it but what is it it's who it's who lives in it and how and The Vibes you know yeah I mean yeah there's flowers everywhere and it's pink but the the guy who lives here is masculine as hell and he's got a thick thick 7 and 1/2 in shaft with a Supple ball sack are you are you cut oh he's he's not cut one bit hell yeah there pronouns on This Server no unfortunately yeah unfortunately I I never typed my pronounce in cuz I don't believe in that yeah I was going to say the same I've seen no evidence listen man all I'm saying is just cuz I live in a girly pop house doesn't mean I'm a girly pop okay fair enough fair enough how did you do that what the hell how did you you like this is the most this is the most masculine place on the it down like like the Fairy Godmother like Mary Poppins oh that was crazy I have a sword I have a sword that's a little bit glitchy and it makes me levitate a little bit wow thank you very cool hey I got something for you and hey don't you ever go around calling this house feminine ever again I won't I won't you you taught me my Prejudice is different now I've changed I'm a different [Music] guy and don't you ever go around saying that this server's woke either cuz I also so hate that I don't need this a very confused I'm I'm a confused individual yeah me too don't change for the liberal agenda that guy asked in chat how much do I have to donate for SCH to put me on this on the server how much are you willing to put up dude why is the server freaking woke I know dude already this server is is going to get real racist when Weston Corey joins dude no no no no no Weston Corey is not racist dude when are you going to finally give in Connor give in to what the woke agenda hey Conor I'm watching in the shower I thought you wanted to know that yo thanks for sharing man shout out shout out to all the shower viewers no y'all need to try cocaine y'all need to try this if you ever get on like a Minecraft server it makes it so much more fun how do you handle the cocaine nose bleeds you just need to get like used to the taste of blood first to get zero viewers dude no no no no dude they're burning your down oh well they that what they were supposed to do well they know what they're doing that's yeah oh they're fighting they're from HGTV oh HGTV kind of fell off it isn't it all about the Magnolia Network now well they're trying to like get picked back up I think they're trying oh so and this is who they got uhoh looks like one of them's on fire I think this is like the ethical way to go about like re modeling a tree home I think yeah oh oh it's supposed to be a tree home well it was an idea that it could be a tree home now I don't think so so much I think they're I think they're ripping it down in in its entirety well yeah I did say you don't need to keep the tree um I like the tree I do like the tree the stream they I'm sure they know what they're they know more about what they're doing than what I know they're professionals they went to college my kitchen sometimes more is less what do you think oh wow I love it look at this so nice and cozy what are all these things and masculine right yeah masculine kitchen oh you changed my whole perception of masculinity yes yes I've been trying to like talk deeper so people stop mistaking me as a homosexual oh that happens to me all the time no I've been smoking started smoking to get it get it a little bit lower smoking what dick gotcha smoking smoking no homo we smoking penis not me nope oh oh oh if I get you the cigars I've been buying you are going to smoke cigars yeah fat one hey I'm going to do the most masculine thing ever and uh I got to go look for flowers for the those PS that's fine that's cool it's gay as [ __ ] true what's it looking like oh my God in a good way I found him come look look we're going to we going to put the pink one right there and then the white one right there and then there's a blue one also but I'm going to throw that one up here it really well they're not pretty they're very cool yeah they're sick you meant to say they're they're Beast they're Beast yeah did you see Ninja actually Caught ligma no what he literally he got ligma what do you mean he got ligma like cancer in his foot really ninja has cancer is that what Lima is just cancer God that's terrible look at them go where is the tree they burned it down in an act of arson but they know what they're doing are they doing anything yeah they're making a home oh hi they see me hello I want to play football for the coach want to play football for the coach can we actually make a football huh Can we actually make a football no the hell don't think so Conor look someone made the [ __ ] shed I saw that love that it needs obsidian though no that was a later variant oh yeah maybe so we upgraded it this is the this is the original classic good bit Yeah 5 years ago Dude five is crazy think about that it's pretty wild [ __ ] half a decade ago excuse me kind of ridiculous God Donald Trump was in office I know we lost Barack where'd he go I don't know I heard his daughter made a movie and it sucked ass really yeah she like premiered it at like a film festival and like went under like a pseudonym that her name wasn't Obama and then it still sucked damn it was dude my house do you like my house am I overthinking it no I do I feel like it still need people people are doubting it now needs like some Greenery maybe yeah he's still banned from the K what does that even mean can you put this video on the big TV in spawn see this video I'm not even going to look at what video it is I'm just going to go do it I'm blind I'm blind shooting it hopefully it's not it's a city that's exciting it's a city that's inviting it's a city for a woman just like me there's a lake that call like Michigan I think I'm really fitting in this city is my perfect cup of tea Chicago Chicago Dollar in the woods Dollar in the woods Dollar in the Woods playing hide and go seek while I found you and now it's your turn the count better I find your G cuz that's what I'm about I'm Dollar in the woods I'm about B Dollar in the woods wish that guy was dead in a video game these [ __ ] are property of swagger Souls do not stroke my God they have eggs

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Id: hmkaOxf4o64

Length: 10min 13sec (613 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 27 2024